Ukime: First one this time! :D

Megami: Bout time

Ukime: Hush! I'm happy. Don't ruin my moment.

Neji: Let's just get on to the story and disclaimer.

Megami: Okay! I think it's your turn again Mr. grumpy pants, you've obviously gotten into my stash of bitch pills again.

Gaara: I threw those out...

Megami: I had more *evil smile*

Neji: Mhmm. Neither Ukime nor Megami own Naruto, and they regret that. But, as they say, it's bound to happen someday.

Ukime: Oh, it will. :)

Megami: We shall make it happen. By now you should know the warnings, if not, then read the other chapters to find them!

Ukime: Yeah, stop slacking!

Neji:... Let's just read.

Ukime: What's wrong with you today? You're worse than usual.

Megami: He overdosed, I'm missing like ten pills, and I only take two.

Ukime: No, that's not it. *Gasps dramatically* Neji, are you pregnant?

Neji:...No. Why would I be? How could I be?

Megami: Mahahahaahahahahahahaha, In my mind Orochimaru made a drug that allows males to get pregnant maybe you took it and then got raped!

Gaara:*holding back laughter and failing*

Neji: I doubt that. I have not taken any pills lately, especially not Orochimaru's date rape drug.

Ukime: Let's read!

Chapter 5- Fancy Ways to Say 'Poop'

Ino laughed as she threw the last muffin at Gaara then hopped off the counter.

"Okay so now I am up for a walk." She said looking purposefully at Tenten, the brunette had a thought of Ino's broad casted directly into her mind.

'Talk now.' it said. Tenten thought back.

'Okay.', but before either girl could even think about moving from the room Gaara stood up.

"Why don't we all go." He said smirking at a now slightly miffed Ino. She pouted and walked into the hall, peeking her head back in.

"Well then come if you coming." She said adding a mental 'bitch' to Gaara, who chuckled that infuriatingly pleasurable chuckle and walked out after her. Tenten followed slightly behind the pair, and as Ino turned to face her friend she did so making sure to hit Gaara with her hair, right in the face. He turned a glare on her from his peripheral vision. Neji seemed to be holding in a smirk and moved aside so Ino could walk beside Tenten. He moved up beside Gaara.

"What are they saying." The redhead asked, whispering so the girls couldn't hear.

"Can't hear a word." Neji said, telling the truth, the girls weren't saying a word anyway. At least not out loud.

'I think Neji's cute.' Tenten thought answering Ino's unasked question. Before the blonde could say anything Tenten added, 'And Gaara thinks your cute.' Ino had a bit of a shocked face before answering. Neji mentioned the face to Gaara.

'I don't think so, how could you tell, both him and mr. strange there are poles.' Ino thought, pulling her blonde hair over her shoulder and playing with it. Well only a little bit of it, it was to heavy to do all of it.

'I can tell okay, the guy was pissed when you were dancing with Sai half naked last night, and he was teasing you this morning, all signs of him having an interest in you.' Tenten thought. Ino contemplated the brunette's words.

'Okay, I can see that, but what about stick up the ass Neji? How do you tell if he likes you.' Ino thought raising an eyebrow. Tenten blushed, Neji noted everything he saw about the girls faces to Gaara. Who only nodded at each new bit.

'I don't know, and he doesn't have a stick up his ass.' Tenten thought. Ino smirked and nodded.

'Suuuuuurrrrreee' she thought, and skipped ahead of the brunette. ' if you say so!' the blond mind shouted and pulled Gaara to a swingset on the other side of campus, at the same time wondering why one was there.

"Push me!" Ino yelled to the redhead.

Tenten walked with Neji towards the swing set as Gaara pushed Ino. Tenten smiled and rolled her eyes. Tenten had bad experiences with swings, so she stood to the side, leaning on the pole. She remembered breaking her arm, losing a tooth, losing a shoe, and all those horror stories, from falling off swings.

'Get on the swing!' Ino's voice popped into Tenten's head.

'No. I hate swings.' Tenten thought back. Ino laughed in her mind.

'Like what?' She asked.

'Falling, breaking bones, loosing teeth, bleeding, all that good stuff.' After that, Ino left her alone about swings. After Ino had had her fill of giggling like a little girl, she jumped off the swing, landing almost on top of Neji. He ducked out of the way. She landed and did a dismount pose, arms above her head. Tenten smiled and noticed Ino was wearing heels.

'Bitch.' Tenten thought.

'Why?'

'You're wearing heels! I die when I'm barefoot!' Ino laughed out loud.

'I try.' Ino smiled and linked arms with Tenten. Her other arm linked with Gaara's. Tenten awkwardly linked her arm around Neji's, dragging him with the interesting group. Ino led them all off campus, going in random directions until the group was completely lost.

"Now what?" Tenten asked, unknowingly tightening her grip on Neji's and Ino's arms. Neji gave her a quick glance before looking at Gaara.

"Follow our tracks." Gaara said, almost like he was answering a simple math problem. Ino hit him.

"Don't be smug!" Gaara chuckled and the boys led the way back on campus, almost without any issues. Gaara tried to take a left, but Neji led the group right. Before long, the group was standing in front of the large gate.

"That dude looks seriously pissed." Ino obsereved of the pierced teacher gaurding the gates. Gaara shook his head and stepped away from the group, Neji and Tenten also unlinked arms. They went through, completely untouched, although the teacher looked as if someone had 'pissed in his wheaties' as the expression goes. "I wonder how big the stick up his ass is" Ino said under her breath. Gaara gave her a look and she shrugged. Then skipping ahead shouted to the other three. "If you can catch me I buy dinner!" Tenten was the first to run after the blond, Neji and Gaara just walked after the girls. A small almost imperceptible smile on their faces. If you weren't looking for it you wouldn't find it. Tenten didn't manage to catch Ino, instead she fell on her face. Ino laughed and paid anyways, Gaara smiling a little more at the antics of the blond. She would definately make his life intresting, and when she spotted and 'glomped' the raven haired boy who had spoken to him last night, Gaara growled under his breath. Only Neji heard it, and he absolutely had to comment.

"She's doesn't even belong to you, and here you are being possessive." He said. Gaara shrugged. He could care less what Neji thought, if he wanted to be possessive he would, but at the moment he didn't. Ino suddenly was in front of the boys, making Gaara step back a bit. She smiled.

"Aren't you coming! I said I was paying and you don't come get food, I don't pay. So march." She said pointing to the counter filled with food. The boys shrugged and walked toward the food, hands in pockets, trying to look like they weren't being ordered around by Ino. Gaara especially didn't like following orders, but this wasn't her first order of the day, she had forced him to show his power, made him push her on the swings, taken them out of the school, and now was making them get food. Gaara then thought as he felt her warm hand on his back that she hadn't made him do anything, she had simply demanded and he had voluntarily done those things. He could have let the muffin pummel him in the face, instead he showed her sand control, he could have refused to push her, instead he stood behind her and pushed every time she came close, he could walk to the table right now and not get food, he wasn't really hungry, but he found himself picking up something from the counter and having Ino pay for it. Gaara found himself willingly sitting with the blond and her friends, found himself starting to feel something for the beauty next to him, who was currently trying to steal some of his chips, he found himself developing what his sister would call a crush.

Neji sat at the table, not really wanting Ino to buy him anything. So, he opted out. He sat at the table while Gaara and Tenten placed things on the counter. Ino snapped at Neji, pointing at the food and the counter. No words, just a snap of her fingers. Neji shook his head, locking eyes with the blonde. She glared, receiving only another shake of Neji's head. Ino sighed.

"Fine, don't get anything. See if I ever show you civility again!" She said, making people look in their direction. Neji snickered lightly and backed up a step, letting his group buy their food.

"Go make yourself useful and find a table, then." Ino said, turning back to the counter.

"Get a window table!" Tenten shouted as he walked away. Neji found a window table large enough for all of his companions to sit at, and took a seat on the outside. Soon after, they found their way to the table. Tenten sat next to Neji, making him scoot to the inside, Ino and Gaara sat on the other side. Ino snuck a chip from Gaara's lone bag and threw it at Neji. It managed to bounce off his nose.

"Ha!" She said, pointing at his face. He stared at her finger, making his eyes almost cross.

"What?" He asked, not able to figure out what was so funny.

"I hit you!" She said.

"So?" He asked. He shook his head. Girls were strange. Ino sat down in a huff, crossing her arms and glaring at Neji. Neji shook his head and looked out the window. After that, they all started talking about whatever popped into their heads. Literally, everything.

"So I am almost positive the muffins want revenge." Ino said, sipping her coffee. Her third coffee.

"How do you figure?" Gaara asked, raising his eyebrow area.

"Because I feel sick. I ate like four muffins, I think they want out."

"Is that a fancy way to say you have to poop?" Tenten asked. Ino's face flushed bright red.

"No!" She said. Gaara chuckled and looked at her. She looked away, keeping her eyes off his face. Gaara shook his head and looked at Neji. Neji awkwardly stared at the window.

"We should probably get back." Ino said, standing up and stretching.

"Yeah, I guess." Tenten replied, letting Neji out of his window seat. The boys followed the duo around the campus until they were all facing their respective doors.

"See ya later." Tenten said, entering the room.

"Byeeeeee!" Ino shouted loudly. She went in the room, leaving the boys in the hall.

Megami: I'm first again! Mahahaaha!

Ukime: That's cheating.

Neji: Wow... Gaara and I are incredibly boring in this story, aren't we?

Megami: It's not cheating.

Ukime: It is too. You didn't warn me... And yes, you guys are boring.

Megami: *sticks out tongue* Yes, their hasn't been any need for your 'amazing' powers yet.

Gaara: Well then, when do we use our abilities?

Ukime: Never. Bwahaha!

Neji:...That's not very nice.

Megami: *raises eyebrow* Whoever accused us of being nice?

Neji: You have a point. Never mind, then.

Megami: REVIEW! And we'll be nice to the boys and let them not be so boring next chapter.

Ukime: Review!

Gaara: I don't wanna be boring...

Neji: Me neither.