Dedicated to: Tamira who requested a drabble about when Kreacher and Dobby were forced to spend time together trailing Draco. Hope you like it!

Genre: Humor

Character: Kreacher and Dobby

Rating: K+

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter...

Battle of the House Elves

Kreacher and Dobby silently stalked Draco Malfoy. They used their elf magic to make themselves invisible as well as soundless. Kreacher took advantage of this to complain.

"If my poor Mistresss knew that Kreacher was forced to serve the Potter brat," Kreacher moaned.

"Harry Potter is noble and kind, not a brat!" Dobby screeched, offended.

"Harry Potter is mean and stupid and UGLY!"

"You will not speak so of Harry Potter!"

Dobby tackled Kreacher. Little fists flew. Nails scratched and teeth bit and piece of flesh they could find.

Draco continued on his way, completely unaware of the battle behind.

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MegTao