Leon took his handgun and picked up some extra rounds he found on the villager.

"Man...this sucks turkey balls... I bet these village dudes are herpes infested freaks." Leon jumped out the window and came in contact with another villager. "WHAT THE HELL?"

The villager did the cha cha slide and threw a empty pizza box at Leon.

"Hey! Watch it!"

The villager walked over to Leon. "I know you want me to cha cha cha."

"What the heck?" The other guys then did crank that spiderman. "Wow these guys sure are into dancing." Leon mumbled. He shot the guys in their heads. "Glad that's over." Leon found 3000 pesetas on the guys and 20 handgun rounds. AS he continued to walk across a trail, he saw another guy.

"Oh crap!" He hid behind a tree very quickly. "I gotta kill him in at least three shots."

Leon shot the guy in the head with twice and blew his head off. He then continued walking across the trail and saw three guys by a bridge. He shot a guy in the leg and he fell to the ground. He killed them all. He threw a hand grenade in the middle of the carcasses and two seconds later and when it blew up, the carcasses blew all over the place like cheetos mighty zingers.

"That was gangsta!"

He went back the trail and helped the dog out of the bear trap and walked back to where he was at, crossed a bridge and entered through a gate. "What the hell?" He got out his binoculars and looked through them.

"HOLY CRAP CRACKER JACK JALAPENO CHEDDAR CHEETO!" There was an officer with a huge hook through his body right over a bonfire. Leon took a hand grenade in the center of the town where there was about ten ganados and everybody died except for Leon.

Just then, Leon shot a bullet at a bird. "Damn! I missed." The bullet fell down and hit one of the villagers. "AHHHHYAYAAYYAYAYAA!"

Then the villager saw Leon. "AY CARAMBA!" Leon took out the handcannon. "Wtf? How'd I even get this?"

Just then a merchant came out of nowhere. "Strangah! You got it from mercenaries!" Leon thought for a moment. "Oh yeah...I forgot."

Leon blew off a bald guy's head with the hand cannon and it rained blood. "AHHHHH ACID RAIN!"

He dropped his handgun and sitting beside it, he found 500 rounds sitting beside it. When the handgun hit the ground, it killed all the rest of the villagers.

"Take that suckas! I pity the fool!" He yelled. Then the church bell rang and the rest of the villagers went into the church.

"Where'd everyone go? Papa John's?"

Hunnigan then called on the walkie talkie.

"Leon I need you to follow a trail near a building. I think you left one of your playboy magazines beside it."

Leon then hung up on Hunnigan. "I am sick of that beeyotch calling me all the time!"

He followed the trail and found a gate and went through it. "Holy shit!"

There was a guy working in an open barn raking up hay. "I need to go get something." Leon said.

He went back the trail and went inside of a house. "THERE it is."

He picked up a 12 gauge shotgun from the wall and picked up 5000 bucks under the bed. "I'm richy rich!" He found 30 shot gun shells, equipped them into the shotgun and went back through the gate.

Leon stopped, looked down and saw an Ipod and on the back of it, It had "Salazar's IPod" engraved on it. He clicked through the songs and two of the songs were "My little pony" and "Barbie Girl".

"This Salazar guy is just weird..."

All of a sudden, Rocky came and left.

"What...the hell...?"

Leon killed all the guys. "I need more money." He spotted a pearl pendent hanging over the sewer. "I need that."

He started foaming from the mouth and took the pearl pendent. "I NEED MORE CASH!"

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