Ukime: I'm here! Yesss!
Megami: I was typing a message to someone...
Ukime: Like that time I was making a salad! No excuses.
Megami: Whatever, anyway who's turn to disclaim?
Ukime: Anyone, really. We've all done it.
Neji: Gaara and I, then.
Gaara: Very well then...Megami doesn't own Naruto, and Neither does Ukime
Neji: It's rated M for later chapters, and Ukime can be quite the potty mouth when she's angry. Which means, when Tenten gets angry later, she will swear a lot.
Gaara: Have you heard Megami when she's mad, she makes up words...It's quite interesting...
Neji: Yes, I've heard. She says quite interesting things. Ukime doesn't think, just insults.
Ukime: That I do. XD I don't believe in fancy talk.
Megami: I make up the words because I can't acctually swear at the moment I need to, so it's a made up swear.
Ukime: I just found a fuzz on my leg... Eww. Anyway, I'm a potty mouth, and you're a garbage mouth. How about that?
Neji: It works for me.
Megami: Whatever you say, Lets read this masterpiece!
Chapter 8- Poor Neji
The next morning Ino woke up to her phone blasting "Your So Damn Hot" by Okay Go!. She looked at the screen and saw "Sakura" in blazing letters, before she answered she when the pink haired girl had gotten a hold of the phone and changed the ring tone. Ino answered the phone and was met with a screech. Tenten was already up the blond noticed, the brunette had jumped when met with the screech.
"Good morning to you too, Sakura, what do you want." Ino said. The pink haired girl let out a sigh on the other end.
"I wanted to tell you I have a boyfriend!" She sang out. Ino still had the phone a good foot away from her ear, and she had turned down the volume.
"Who?" She asked bringing it closer.
"Sasuke's Cousin!" She shouted again, Ino thought she lost hearing in her left ear.
"Name please?" Ino said.
"Sai Uchiha." Sakura said letting out another fan girl squeal. Tenten had gone to get the boys for breakfast.
"That's great, I have to go, bye Sakura!" Ino said and shut the phone before the pink haired girl could say anything. Ino pulled on a black and purple striped long sleeve shirt and dark blue jeans, then ran a brush through her long hair. When Tenten came back she gave Ino a thumbs up for the guy's confirmation and let the blond continue putting on her make-up. Once Ino finished she looked amazing. Black eyeliner, with purple shadow and light purplish lip gloss. The eyeshadow and liner popping her blue eyes, sky blue for the moment. Tenten nodded and handed Ino the purple messenger bag.
"Here, lets wait outside for the guys." Tenten said and locked the door behind the girls. Ino's phone started singing "Young" By Hollywood Undead to alert her of a text, she flipped it. Sasuke had sent her a text. She didn't bother to read it, something about Naruto probably.
Tenten watched Ino pull out her phone and remembered she hadn't checked her own for three days.
"Hold on a second." Tenten said, unlocking the door and grabbing it. She turned it on to reveal seven missed calls and ten unread text messages. She sighed and put it in her pocket. She didn't feel like calling Sister Anna. She locked the door and followed Ino outside. They waited for the ten minutes before the boys joined them. They all went to the only cafe on campus. They sat at the same table, in the same seats they had previously. This time, since they didn't purchase anything at the counter, an angry looking woman with blue hair came over with four menus.
"Good morning. I'm Konan. Can I start you off with some drinks?" She asked in a robot voice.
"Coffee, please." Ino said, ordering for all of them. The other three nodded in agreement.
"I'll be right back with your drink, then." She said, storming off.
"What happened to her?" Tenten asked, not really expecting an answer.
"Her boyfriend slept with someone else." Ino said, looking out the window.
"How does she know?" Tenten asked, remembering that Ino could read minds.
"She found a pair of underwear under her bed that weren't hers. When she confronted him, he blushed and immediately started denying it. It was kind of sad." Ino said. Konan came back then, holding four cups of coffee on a tray. She placed them down on the table, along with cream and sugar.
"You know, Hidan isn't worth it." Ino said as Konan placed coffee in front of her.
"What did you say?" Konan asked, more shocked than angry.
"Hidan cheated on me, too. He's a tool. Always has been, always will be. He doesn't deserve you." Konan looked at her.
"How did you find out about Hidan?" Ino smiled.
"He tells me things." Konan smiled a bit.
"Thanks." After that, she took the group's orders and left, clearly happier.
"Did you really date him?" Gaara asked, looking miffed. Ino shook her head.
"Total lie. I wanted to make her feel better. I don't even know who he is."
"He's the sexual education teacher, Ino." Gaara said.
"Ew!" Tenten shouted. Ino was speechless.
"That's disgusting." Neji said almost to himself.
"Hidan is a teacher?" Ino said, making Tenten laugh.
"Yes." Gaara said with a strange look on his face.
"Is that why you looked like a preteen on her period when Ino mentioned dating him?" Tenten asked. Gaara thought quickly.
"Yes." Neji knew it was a lie, but said nothing. Ino could sense it too, so Tenten was really the only one left out. Konan brought their food and they ate it quickly, casting strange looks at the still-blushing Ino.
Gaara was relieved to know Ino had been lying about Hidan. On the bright side she looked old enough to have dated him so Konan wouldn't suspect her ex boyfriend was a pedophile until she saw Ino in class. Then she would probably figure out it was a lie. Ino was blushing, and it hit Gaara she probably knew the real reason he had been a tad ruffled when she said she had dated Hidan. He willed himself to calm his emotions, for her sake, she didn't need to know the murderous thought he'd just had about the man, although she did know. Ino's phone blared "Young" again and she swore under her breath. When she pulled it out she opened and read the text.
"Excuse me" She said and snapped the lid on her coffee running out at the next moment. Gaara once again had a sour look on his face, unnoticed by Tenten who was looking after Ino's retreating figure.
"I wonder what that's about." Tenten said and turned back to her coffee. Neji shook his head and stared out the window, without the blond being there Tenten seemed a bit uncomfortable. Gaara continued looking a little sour at Ino's abrupt departure. They all heard an angry screech from the direction Ino had gone in, and immediately Neji was alert, and Gaara was ready to run. Tenten was looking a tad alarmed.
"Told ya anythings possible" She whispered to Neji holding onto his arm. Another angry screech rang out and Gaara ran to where his sand told him Ino was. Sasuke and her were trying to calm down Naruto, neither one knew what had made him so angry, probably something about his mother, a sensitive subject for him. She had died in a accident and Naruto blamed himself. Ino was looking straight into his eyes, she was in his mind Gaara realized. He positioned himself behind Ino, sensing she was gonna faint when she finished, slowly the red tinge faded from Naruto's eyes and he collapsed against Sasuke, crying a bit and Ino fell back against Gaara.
"Thanks." She said blacked out. He picked her up.
"Don't take her to the nurse, they wont know what to do, Just take her to the chemistry teacher, he'll know what to do." Sasuke said and held Naruto close, stroking his hair.
Neji and Tenten sat at the table, wondering where the blond and the red-head had scampered off to. Tenten played with her fingers, looking everywhere. She stared at the two plates across from her, and couldn't help but wonder. Neji sneakily pressed a button on Tenten's phone, feeling too lazy to find a clock. It lit up to show Tenten as a child, smiling as a woman placed her hand on the little shoulder. The woman looked incredibly religious, wearing a cross and showing only her face and hands. The rest of her was covered in black and white.
"What are you doing?" Tenten shouted, snatching her phone from the table and shoving it down her shirt. Neji gave her a questioning look.
"I was checking the time." Tenten's face flushed bright red.
"O-oh. I thought..." She sighed and put her phone back on the table.
"What was that about?" Neji asked, looking at her phone. The screen had gone black again.
"I-uh..." She thought for the right words. "You startled me." Neji nodded.
"I bet." Tenten's face turned even brighter red, which was quite a surprise.
"I... I have to go." Tenten stood up and threw a few dollars on the table. "See you later." She hurried off, leaving a stunned Neji sitting at the table, having to deal with the bill. He sighed and pulled out his wallet.
Ukime: I am on a winning streak!
Neji: That will end badly if you're so cocky about it.
Megami: *glares* Bitch.
Gaara: O.O She's pissed...
Ukime: Excuse me? XD You cannot phase me. I am happy. I can brag, if you can.
Neji:...Before a fist fight breaks out, how about you review?
Gaara: More like a claw fight, Ukime will lose her eyes if she's not careful...Have you seen Megami's nails.
Neji; I have. Remember that time she slapped my hand for no reason? She hit a vein and I bruised for quite a while.
Megami: I said I was sorry!
Ukime: Review, or Megami will claw your face off! And I'll eat it! And Neji and Gaara will vomit!