Megami: Now I'm first!
Gaara: And Neji's chapter has pissed you off
Ukime: I like Neji's chapter! XD It made me laugh my left nut off!
Neji: Left nut, huh?
Ukime: Yes, Neji. My left nut.
Gaara: Megami and Ino are still fuming from that. I can feel the anger, I can almost cut it with a knife
Neji: Hehe... Sorry. Didn't realize I would cause that much tension.
Ino:*pissed beyond words and currently sharpening knives*
Gaara: o.o
Megami: I'll Help! *sharpens as well*
Gaara:O.O...well Megami and Ukime don't own Naruto...
Ukime: Just like Neji won't own skin in a second. XD
Neji: It's rated M for... interesting quotes. And swears, sexual innuendo, and for future scenes.
Ukime: OF VIOLENCE! Just kidding :) Maybe.
Megami:*glaring at someone in corner* Not kidding there will definately be violence
Ino: Oh yes there will
Ukime: Bwahahaha!
Chapter 9- The Joy of Fangirls
Ino woke up in the closet behind the chemistry room. She heard Kakashi talking and gathered they were in the middle of class, then mentally slapped herself, hearing a grunt from somewhere in the coner.
"Come out now!" She said slightly pissed. Gaara stepped out of the corner.
"Nice to see you too." He said. Ino blushed.
"What are you doing, you should be in class." She said, Gaara raised an eyebrow. Ino's phone blared her defalut ring tone "I'm a bitch" by Alanis Morrisette.
"Ino's it's me." Tenten said.
"Hey Tenten." Ino said. "What's up?" She innocently asked, secretly thankful for her new friends timing. Dark room, Gaara...Not a bad thought, but not quite yet. She bit her lip and banished the thought, but knew when Gaara smirked she hadn't been fast enough.
"It's the end of first period, where are you?" Tenten asked. Ino was severely tempted to say she was in a dark closet with Gaara, but bit her lip again.
"I over exerted my mind energy, I needed some time to replenish it." She said, not mentioning the other thing she needed.
"Okay. Well will you be in second period?" Tenten asked.
"Of course." Ino said and shut the phone after saying goodbye, faster than should be possible Gaara was almost leaning over her, closer to her face then anyone had been before. She was breathing hard.
"It's amusing, the effect I have on you." He whispered, his deep gravelly voice sending chills down her spine. He brought his face closer to hers, lips almost touching and was about to put them together when Kakashi opened the door. Gaara was back faster then he had come and Ino was a little disappointed, her face flushed bright red. She hid her face and willed her breathing to calm, Gaara gave a small smile and a tiny chuckle from his corner.
"Did she react well to the serum?" Kakashi asked. Gaara nodded. "Ino can you stand?" Kakashi asked and she stood.
"I'm fine." She said, flipping her hair, her breathing still a bit fast.
"Okay, well next time, try to come get me before you do that, you'll recover faster." Kakashi said and Ino nodded, passing him and walking out the open door. Gaara shook his head as he watched her leave.
"You ruined it." He said to Kakashi. The older man nodded and walked out.
"Sorry, but I'd rather it wasn't in my closet that you did that." He said. Gaara walked out of the closet. He chuckled.
"It was dark and she thought of it first." Gaara said. Kakashi raised his visible eyebrow and shooed Gaara out.
"Leave, I have porn to read." He said. Gaara shook his head again and grabbed Ino's bag as well as his, she had left it when she stalked out of the room. Kakashi bowed his head over a little green book as soon as Gaara left.
Tenten sat in her second class, her face almost as red as the teacher's hair. All the students around Tenten chattered as the teacher stood up front, tapping her foot. Eventually, she couldn't stand the noise any longer and blew a little whiste on her desk. The whistle was so loud, the students groaned in pain and shut up. Tenten noticed Ino come in just after the whistle. Ino sat next to her and the two payed attention.
"So, you want to sing, huh?" The teacher said, her dark eyes darting around the room. A few kids nodded or said 'Yes' in a pitiful voice.
"That was rhetorical, morons." She said, leaning on her desk. Ino laughed softly. "Split up in your groups. Soprano, alto, tenor, bass. Move, move." She said, clapping as she did so. Ino went to the soprano group that had formed, and Tenten went to the alto. Tenten noticed Lee was in the class. He noticed her an waved enthusiastically. She waved slightly and turned her attention back towards the teacher. She couldn't be past her early twenties. She stood by her desk, popping one hip out.
"Let's see if you morons got this right." She said. "You," She pointed at a boy with brown hair. "Sing. Let's see if you're actually a tenor." She snapped her fingers. The boy trembled and sang a line Tenten didn't recognize. The teacher sighed in frustration.
"You're too low. Go to the bass section." He went silently. The rest of the class consisted of this, name calling and the teacher becoming angrier as the number of singers dwindled. Ino stood tall as the teacher looked at her.
"You look mighty confident, Miss Yamanaka." The teacher, Tenten learned her name was Tayuya, said with a sneer.
"I know I'm a soprano." Ino shrugged.
"Show me." Tayuya crossed her arms and waited. Ino sang at an incredibly high pitch for a few seconds, singing a song Tenten knew little of. Tayuya nodded.
"I guess you do know." Tayuya said, moving onto the next victim.
As it turns out, only a few kids got their places right, including Ino, Tenten, and Lee. There was one more girl and two more boys who got it right. All of this took the whole class.
"Maybe next class you guys will be competent enough to go to your correct groups." Tayuya said, taking a seat at her desk. The bell rang and the students left in a hurry.
Gaara waited for Ino after chorus and she came out with a smug smile on her face, almost all the kids who came out after her except a few looked royally pissed. He handed her her bag.
"Thanks." She said taking it, she peeked in and Gaara raised one non existant eyebrow. "Don't look at me like that." She said. "I'm allowed to be suspicious." She said. Out of no where somthing pink barreled into Ino, causing the blond to fall on the floor. The thing got up and held out a hand to Ino.
"Sorry Ino, I just got so excited to see you again!" The girl said, making Gaara want to run from her high pitched squeal of delight and her bright pink colored clothes.
"Hello to you too Sakura." Ino said taking Gaara's offered hand instead of the pinkette's. Sakura shook it off and beamed at Ino.
"I missed you!" She said. Ino started to her next class, Gaara having not let go of her hand.
"Uh yeah I missed you too." Ino said smiling at the girl next to her. Tenten appeared on Gaara's other side, giving Ino a strange look of, 'who is that?' Ino decided she had to make introductions. "Uh this is Tenten and Gaara. My friend and..." Ino trailed off trying to decide what Gaara was.
"Boyfriend" He supplied for her. Ino turned to him questioningly. He didn't say anything only motioned to their clasped hands with his head. She nodded slightly and Tenten looked at her strangely, 'Tell you later' she mouthed and Tenten gave her a 'you better' look. Sakura on the other hand was way too enthused.
"OMG That's so amazing! I didn't think you'd get a boyfriend here!" She said. Ino winced, Sakura of course knew about her past with men, and now she was bringing it up. Gaara squeezed Ino's hand and opened the door of her classroom for her.
"I'll be here when you get out." He said dipping to whisper in her ear and then was off down the hall.
"That's so sweet!" Sakura squealed and Tenten looked at her with murderous intentions, the girl was really getting her nerves.
Gaara sat next to Neji in the class the two shared and gave a smug smile. Neji looked at him strangely.
"Do I wanna know why your so happy? Did you kill someone again."Neji asked.
"No, I did one better, I got a girlfriend." Gaara said.
Neji looked at Gaara with doubt.
"Within three days you have managed to convince her you have charm?" Neji said, making Gaara cough.
"I have charm. You've just never seen it. I only charm pretty girls."
"I can play that game too, you know." Neji said, looking at his best friend. Gaara smirked.
"But I'll always win." Neji rolled his eyes and laughed slightly. Gaara snickered and looked at the teacher. Oh, crap. Neji slouched in his seat, preparing himself.
"Good morning, my youthful students!" He shouted, actually making Gaara wince. Gaara mumbled something about slicing and looked at Neji, who was chuckling at him.
"How the Hell...?" Gaara looked at Neji.
"I know him. He is Lee's idol." He said, looking at the man in disturbingly tight pants. Gaara noticed and looked away. Neji noticed a girl looking at Gaara with a huge blush on her face. She was very small with brown hair and black eyes. Neji pointed it out. Gaara shrugged.
"That really doesn't bother me anymore. She's been watching me all day." Neji smirked.
"What's her name?"
"Matsumi or something." Gaara said, not really caring. Neji knew she was Matsuri, but he didn't mention it. He liked watching Gaara become uncomfortable.
"She's writing your name in her notebook." Neji said. Gaara snorted. He didn't even look up, just flipped Neji off.
"I don't care." He said.
"You're quite the 'hottie' to her, aren't you?" Neji said, quoting what he could read. Though she was across the room, he could read everything.
"She's writing about the children she would have with you."
"You're lying. It's not that bad, is it?" Gaara asked, looking at Neji.
"No joke. She says 'They would be a gorgeous mixture of blood red and earth brown. Their eyes would be his gorgeous see foam green. I would do anything... Never mind, I'm not going to finish that sentence." Neji said, almost laughing out loud.
"What is it?" Gaara asked, turning fully to Neji. Neji smirked.
"No, I think I'm okay."
"Tell me."
"How about I give you a hint? It involves 'hot, throbbing force' all in the same sentence." Gaara's face went emotionless, which was difficult. His face was pretty bland to begin with.
"Don't tell me..."
"I changed my mind. I think I'll repeat it."
"Don't you dare."
"'I would do anything to have his hot, throbbing force inside me, spawning himself.' Spawning himself, huh? How does that make sense?" Neji asked. Gaara smacked his head so hard off the desk, many people sitting around the duo turned their heads. Neji snorted and looked at Matsuri again. She had a look of worry on her face. She stood up slightly, but thought better of it and sat back down. Ah, the joys of obsessed fangirls.
Ukime: And winning continues!
Megami and Ino: *not caring because they're mutilating a life size Matsuri doll*
Gaara:OoO Well then! This is a slightly scary but lovely sight.
Ino: DIE BITCH!
Megami: HE BELONGS TO US!
Neji: Polygamy?
Ukime: Heehee. XD
Gaara: Yes Neji I am a polygamist, I have another girl too, Mitsuko is the first one Morgan came up with.
Neji: Ah, I see.
Ukime: Woooooooooooow. Lots of ladies for the Sultan!
Gaara: Neji is a Polygamist too, he has you and Tenten.
Megami: *comes up for air with fake blood on her face from the doll* He has a point *continues mutilation*
Neji: Mhmm.
Ukime: But he only has two! Gaara has three! XD
Gaara: Only Megami and Ino are my main ones. Mitsuko isn't written about much anymore.
Ukime: I don't even know who Mitsuko is! XD Shows how much she's written about.
Neji: I found a disturbing story yesterday...
Ukime: What was it?
Neji:... NejiHana...
Ukime:... O.O Oh my God!
Megami: MY EYES! I CAN'T STAND THAT ONE!
Ukime: Review, or I'll find that story and post it on here, Bwahahahaahaha!
Megami: Review so I can continue killing Matsuri!