Ukime: HERE! And I'm better now; I threw the Advil bottle at Neji's head and bruised him.

Megami: Hahaahahahaahahahaahahahaha Oh god, we are masters tonight, as an apology for not getting this done quicker, two chapters!

Ukime: YES! Forgive us. Please?

Gaara: They shall forgive you, if they don't Megami will send everyone except Latvia after them

Neji:... That's scary.

Megami: Especially cause I adopt the most sadistic characters, my banter skills let me keep Russia last night, I can't lose him! *hugs Russia* I can't lose any of them...

Gaara: Even though you don't really own them or Naruto.

Neji: He has a point.

Ukime: We can dream. Now shut up, or I'll sick France on you!

Neji:... *Shiver*

Megami: Neji's worst nightmare! That and Romano taunting him...and calling him Wedgie!

Gaara: That's why Neji is happy Romano is living here kind of

Neji: I can deal with Romano. He's too cowardly to actually do anything. France... Not so much.

Megami: Sure, but he's dating Belarus now; you gotta have a spine to date her.

Ukime: But they're adorable. Anyways, READ!

Chapter 15- Manorexia

Ino was meditating in her stupid meditation class; she was also keeping a mental eye on Tenten's sparring match. And chuckling to herself. The teacher raised her eyebrow at Ino who smiled and closed her eyes, pretending. She spent all class pretending and when it was over she was the first one out. And Gaara was waiting. She let him kiss her cheek and then leaned against the wall where he put an arm around her. When Neji showed up and asked about Tenten Ino laughed and waited. When Tenten came out Ino smiled, cause she knew what was coming next. And sure enough Matsuri came through the door, limping bruised and bleeding. Ino laughed to herself. She put her arm around Tenten as they went to the next class.

"I am proud of you; did you have the fillet knife?" Ino asked. Tenten shook her head.

"He didn't let me use it." She said.

"Oh well."

"Please tell me you weren't planning her murder..."Neji said

"Okay! We weren't planning her murder!" Ino said cheerfully.

"Lies." Gaara said pointing at his girlfriend. She just smiled and skipped into a classroom.

"He never said he wanted the truth!" She said bagging a four seater table in the corner. The other three followed.

"She has a point." Tenten said taking a seat next to Ino.

"I hate to admit it but she's right." Neji said sitting next to Tenten, which left Gaara in the last seat; he was actually content with its placement. The study hall teacher strode in, they happened to be in Kakashi's room for study hall. He pulled out his orange book and started reading.

"As long as you don't get to loud or bother me, or play with the dangerous chemicals in the back I don't care what you do." He said. Ino grabbed a book out of her bag and started to read. Gaara raised an eyebrow.

"That's new." He whispered.

"Not really, I read a lot when I'm alone." She said. He smiled and scooted closer to her.

"I know. I am essentially in your mind." He said. She looked at him over her book.

"Then you know what I'm thinking." She said and went back to her book.

"I believe you've just been dissed." Neji said looking up from his paper. Tenten nodded.

"He has been dissed. That's an Ino diss. I got one last night." She said looking up from her own book.

Tenten's book really wasn't all that exciting, so she sighed and put it down. In doing this, she noticed a limping figure walk through the doorway.

"Psst, Ino." Tenten whispered, though all of the other kids were not attempting to stay quiet.

"Psst, what?" She whispered back, not looking up from her book.

"Psst, look who just gimped in." Ino raised her sapphire eyes and chuckled.

"Psst, stalker." Tenten snickered and looked back at her book. It was one of those teen vampire novels, but she didn't really know which one. She flipped it over and read the title.

"Vampire Kisses?" She asked herself. "Why am I reading this?" She had never really been a fan of vampires. She sighed and shut her book, putting it back in her bag.

"Psst, Neji." Tenten whispered.

"What?" He asked back, turning to her.

"You didn't say 'Psst'." She pestered.

"I will next time. Now what?"

"Psst, what are you reading?" She asked, looking at his little book.

"Um." He flipped it over. "I really don't even know."

"Psst, you still didn't say 'Psst'."

"Psst, loser." Gaara commented. Ino snickered and Neji sighed.

"Psst, say it." Tenten smirked. He rolled his eyes.

"Psst, you are strange." Tenten laughed and turned back. A few minutes later, she turned back.

"Psst,"
"Tenten, if you say 'Psst' one more time..." Neji didn't finish his threat.

"Pssssssst, do you have a piece of paper and a Psst pen?" Tenten asked, snickering. Neji sighed and handed her the items.

"Psst, thank you."

"Psst, shut the Hell up." Neji whispered back. Tenten laughed and turned to her paper and pen. She started doodling, drawing random scenes in her head. She drew Gaara annoying the Hell out of Neji by chasing him and 'psst'ing nonstop. She drew Ino beating Gaara over the head with a book for interrupting her too many times. She drew Neji being attacked by a flock (?) of penguins. Why penguins, she didn't really know. They just fit.

After she finished, she had added Ino laughing as Gaara was mauled by pandas and the group of four laughing at Matsuri's funeral.

"Psst, can I have another piece of paper?" Tenten asked Neji. He sighed and gave her another one. She placed the blank paper on top of the used one and traced the doodles. She then stuffed one in her bag to hang on the dorm wall and handed one to Neji for the boys.

"Oh, um." He said, studying it. "Thank you?" It was more a question, making Tenten laugh harder than she already was.

"Let me see!" Ino said and grabbed the picture, she started laughing and passed it to Gaara, she and Tenten were laughing so hard that Tenten was crying and Ino was having trouble breathing. Gaara kept and eye on them and looked at the picture, a small smile graced his mouth, Neji attacked by penguins and Matsuri's funeral, oh yeah Gaara can die a happy man now. He gave the picture to Neji and gave him a look that said "If you throw that away I will maul you" so Neji placed it in his bag. Gaara snickered at the thought of the picture and looked at the girls who were not looking at each other to avoid laughing again. Ino was almost the same color of her shirt and Tenten still had some tears escaping.

"Psst, that was amazing Tenten" Ino said. Neji gave a loud sigh.

"Psst I know!" Tenten whispered back. Neji groaned. The girls snickered and Tenten stole Ino's notebook and doodled some more, pssting to Ino smiling eve time Neji sighed or groaned. Gaara smirked and continued reading. Neji was failing at reading, he took the notebook not bothering to look at the notes Ino and Tenten had been writing and wrote Shut up! In big letters, which was pretty out of character. Ino raised an eyebrow and Neji's sleeve was pinned to the wall with a pen. She then went back to writing note with Tenten, who once again reminded herself not to get on Ino's bad side.

"And then Neji went all the way home!" Ino said finishing what ever she was writing. Neji raised and eyebrow.

"I don't want to be in your twisted story." He said.

"Your not!" Ino said smiling sweetly and shoving the wad of paper in her shirt. Neji looked slightly appalled.

"If my name is on that paper I don't want it in your chest..."

"Okay." She said taking it out and shoving it in Tenten's shirt. "That better?" She asked, Neji looked away with a slight tinge of red on his cheeks and didn't say anything. Gaara chuckled.

"Your name is on it too." Tenten said. Gaara looked less happy.

"Can't you just rip it in half?" He asked. Ino shook her head.

"Nope!" She took the paper and stunned Tenten cause it had still been in her shirt and threw it at Matsuri. The mouse haired girl looked at it and opened it.

"Really?" Neji said.

"Oh yes, She wont like it!" Ino said. Smiling even though it was clearly horrible whatever was written in the note.

"Did you write your murder plans?" Gaara asked. Ino shook her head innocently, Neji and Gaara knew not to trust that look.

Matsuri had a mask of fear as she turned around and glanced at Ino. Ino and Tenten were laughing silently, causing tears to stream down their faces. Neji glanced at Gaara, who was chuckling as well. Matsuri turned around, her breath coming in quick gasps.

"What did you say?" Neji asked Tenten, who was wiping her eyes.

"N-Nothing." She said, struggling to breathe.

"I have a feeling it involved death." Gaara mumbled. Neji nodded.

"Probably." Tenten and Ino laughed again, causing Kakashi to shake his head and lean back in his chair.

After quite a large group of chuckles and note throwing, the bell finally rang. Matsuri was the first out of her seat, grabbing her things and almost running. Tenten and Ino laughed so hard they had to hold onto each other so they wouldn't fall over. The boys looked at them and shook their heads, gathering the girl's things. The group walked out of the room and to the cafe. They sat at their regular seat and ordered their regular drinks.

"I'm kind of leaning towards the blt." Tenten said, scanning the menu.

"Really? I'm thinking the Caesar Chicken Salad. Mmm." She moaned as she read, licking her lips. Gaara looked at her with a strange expression.

"What about you, Gaara?" Tenten asked, nodding and closing her menu.

"Chicken sandwich, I guess." He shrugged, not really caring. She nodded and sipped her drink.

"No asking me?" Neji asked, not really caring.

"I didn't see a point. You're not going to get anything anyway." Neji nodded.

"You both have issues." Ino said.

"How so?" Gaara asked.

"You don't sleep, and he doesn't eat." She said, pointing to Neji. Gaara thought for a second, and then nodded.

"An insomniac and a manorexic in the same dorm? I smell trouble." Tenten joked.

"Manorexic?" Gaara and Neji asked at the same time. Tenten nodded.

"Its anorexia, but for guys."

"And that's not sexist?" Neji asked.

"I never said it wasn't."

"What's the point of the 'M'?" Gaara asked. "Why not just 'anorexic'?"

"Which I'm not." Neji added in.

"It sounds better." Tenten shrugged. Ino nodded. Their food arrived and the girls continued to make fun of the troubled roommates.

Ukime: Here! YEEEESS!

Megami: I've been trying to read something too, Michi finally gave me the chapter I need from her fiction, and I've been waiting for like ever.

Gaara: Since earlier this month...

Neji: That's a long time.

Megami: It is! I've been jonsin man! I need fiction to live! I can't stand non fiction, whether it is fanfiction or not I need it to live!

Ukime: Eww, I hate non fiction. It's so... Stupid... And historical... XD

Neji: No wonder you have a 70 in Global Studies...

Ukime: 80! I brought it up!

Megami: Speaking of grades, I can't wait for mine but at the same time I want them to stay away, I'll have things with low grades cause I am a procrastinator and don't like the boring things...

Ukime: *Nods* But now I'm doing a report on Jack the Ripper. That ought to be interesting.

Megami: I WANT HIM! For my collection of Sadists, he wouldn't go after anyone cause they're men and Belarus could kick his ass! *love*

Ukime: That would be kind of hard though. He was never identified. They only called him 'Jack the Ripper' because Jack was a common name back then, like John Doe.

Megami: I know that. I'll take the dude they make him in Sanctuary though! He's a teleporter! I know the real one wasn't. And Jack is a Londoner name, John is American! XD I know things too!

Neji: Well, Jack the Ripper was from London, so it's obvious that he would have a popular London name...

Megami: Why do you think I pointed it out, what if we have uninnocent young readers? It's not like they would know! And even some older ones wouldn't know, so there Mr. Smarty pants!

Gaara: Review to stop this madness.

Megami: We're all mad here! *giggles*

Neji: That's my line...

Ukime: And I WROTE IT! XD