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Chapter Two
"So... How was chemo?" I asked as I helped my dad to the car.
"Ah-fucking-mazing. In all honesty I want to punt a fucking baby.... But I can't due to the small factor that I can hardly fucking walk!!!" He barked. "So if you could just get me in the seat and drive us home without killing either of us that would be great."
"Alright. Shit grumpy ass old man, ask a simple question and you have to flip shit on me."
"Did you say something? Because if I remember correctly you're in trouble to begin with, so if I were you I wouldn't be pushing my luck." He snapped as I helped him into the seat.
"Tch whatever." I mumbled slamming the door shut and got into the other side. "I shouldn't even be driving. I don't have a fucking license."
"Hidan just shut up and drive home."
I glanced at my dad; he was slouched down staring out the window. This was the first time I've been to chemo with him since he was diagnosed with lung cancer. I tried to think back to the last time I saw him look so pale as I started the car up. Usually he's the strong one in our family, but as of late I wasn't so sure. I've walked in on him throwing up after getting home from chemo, my mom holding him as he cried. "Dad?"
"What?"
"I love you." Yeah I know cheesy and childish but I wanted him to know, just in case.
"I love you too Hidan." He sighed "I'm going to sleep, please don't crash and wake me up when we get home"
"Yeah."
We were surprised when he was diagnosed, never smoked a day in his life, yet he developed lung cancer. He accepted it and comforted mom and me, never letting him get it down. But a month ago I over heard him and mom fighting, he had just gotten back from the hospital, mom was crying and dad looked like he was about to. The doctor had given him about four months to live.
I'm sure I wasn't supposed to know, because they never told me and I didn't plan on letting them know I had overheard.
"Dad we're home." I yelled in his ear making him jolt awake. "And we're alive"
"Fuck Hidan! Are you trying to give me a heart attack! Fuck!" He snapped smacking me upside my head "Jesus shit!"
"Sorry" I muttered "We're home"
"It's ok, just please don't do it again." He smiled slightly "Besides in about a minute we'll be upstairs and your mother will be screaming at you.... so that makes up for it."
"I see you're in a better mood now." I scowled. "Glad you take so much pleasure in my pain you sadistic fuck."
"Hmm guess I gave you that trait. Now get your ass in the house before your mother comes down here and makes a seen."
"She won't come down, she hates making a sce-"
"HIDAN!"
"Well if she's coming out here then I'm going inside," He paused and looked at me with pity "Good luck."
"Come on you're not gonna leave me out here with her by myself are you?" I scoffed as my dad made his way to our front door. "What kind of fucking dad leaves his fucking son to deal with the human incarnate of hell its self?"
"Did you just call me the human incarnate of hell?!?! I swear Hidan you are pushing your fucking luck you know that?" my mom seethed shoving past my dad.
"Yeah see you on the other side kiddo."
"Fucking shit face douche bag! Don't leave me alone with her! I beg you! I swear I will never cause another problem again! Ok so that's a lie, but I can't change completely but I'll try!" I begged holding my hands up in defense "It wasn't even a fight."
"Hidan you know how fucking stressed I've been! I can't constantly fucking worry that you're going to flunk out of high school because you always get into fights or skip classes to get drunk and high! Your father's already got enough to worry about other than his fucking child's inability to use his fucking head!" She screamed
"Mom I'm not gonna fucking flunk out or whatever the fuck you think I'm gonna end up doing. I was just goofing around with Kakuzu and he grabbed my hand and almost broke it.... The only reason we got in trouble was because I was yelling" I tried to explain.
"Kakuzu? Of course it was him.... you two fight like you're together." My mom scoffed thoughtfully,
"Well of course we're together. We are best friends." I pointed out silently thanking Jashin that she had stopped yelling.
My mom looked at me for a minute before sighing. "Go in the house. And don't think I'm done yelling at you. I'm just tired."
DAY ONE OF SUSPENSION
"Someone fucking shoot me in my face!" I groaned slamming my head on the wall "Jashin-Samma please smite me where I fucking stand! I'm so fucking bored!!!"
Bzzz.
Slowly picking my head off the wall I shuffled through all the shit on my desk for my phone. After a couple minutes I found it.... on my floor.... by my bed on the other side of my room
-HEY HIDAN HOW'S SOLITARY CONFINEMENT WORKING FOR YOU? HAVE YOU ATTEMPTED TO ESCAPE YET?-
-KuZu
Oh wow he's fucking funny
-YEAH I'M FUCKING LOVING IT YOU FUCKING DOUCHE. AND NO I HAVEN'T TRIED TO ESCAPE YET, I'M SURE MY FUCKING MOM HAS OUR NEIGHBORS WATCHING TO SEE IF I MAKE A BREAK FOR IT.- =
-Dan
I glanced out my window to see some old lady watching my window, so I flipped her off and glared...... she followed suit and flipped me off with both fingers. Seriously what the fuck kind of old lady flips someone off. She could be a grandma.... grandma's shouldn't do that kind of shit. They should bake cookies.
Bzz.
-LOL WOW MY MOM LEFT MY BROTHER IN CHARGE OF ME.... SO I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU TO COME HANG OUT.... BUT...... IF YOU'RE TOO SCARED OF YOUR MOM THEN I GUESS I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER......-
-KuZu
-I'LL BE THERE IN 20 MINUTES-
-Dan
"Fucking douche bag, my mom's gonna find out and kill me." I grumbled grabbing my pocket knife and my phone. "If she kills me I'm so haunting that fucker,"
Glancing around for any sign of Kakuzu's psycho ass mom I knocked on his door.
"Yo Hidan long time no see. What's up?" Kakuzu's brother Kazuo opened the door grinning like a fucking weirdo.
"Uhh Kakuzu told me to come over so if you could let me inside before my crazy fucking parents drive by or whatever.." I trailed off as he leaned into my ear
"I'll let you in, but it'll cost you a kiss." He whispered his breath caressing my cheek.
"What the fuck! Get the fuck out of here and let me in the damn house!" I snapped blushing and jumping back.
"Aww come on Hidan it's only one kiss. Unless you're worried that you'll want more." He smirked
"I'm f-fucking s-straight you f-fucking creep!" I stammered blushing harder (out of embarrassment at his suggestion not because I would wan to kiss him)
"Of course you are. That's why you're blushing." He leaned in so he was hovering over my lips "If you're straight then one kiss won't mean anything"
I glanced around to see if anyone was looking and kissed him quickly. Unfortuanatly he decided to grab me and force me into a longer kiss.
"Ah-hem."
I glanced behind Kazuo to see Kakuzu standing in the doorway looking annoyed
"And that my young friend is how you seduce a girl." Kazuo chuckled pulling away.
If possible I turned redder and glared at his feet "Fuck off you fucking creep."
"It wasn't that bad was it? I mean you did lead the kiss." He chuckled stepping inside to let me through the door.
"You wouldn't let me inside." I muttered shoving past him.
"I was joking; I would have let you in eventually .... Maybe."
"Get laid douche bag." Kakuzu growled grabbing his brother by his shirt and lifting him up against the door frame.
"Get a life little brother"
"Was it really necessary to kiss him? You joke around way too much."
"Nope, that's what makes it fun. But if it makes you jealous then I guess I could refrain from doing it again."
Uhh wait what? Why the fuck would Kakuzu be jealous? We were friends, and besides neither of us were gay. "Can we get to whatever you wanted me to come over for?" I asked cutting in before either of them could say anything else.
"Oh well if that kiss was bad for you then if you might want to go home." Kazuo smirked "Because I highly doubt you'd be able to handle what he asked you over here for"
"Ignore him; he thinks monkeys licking their asses are funny." Kakuzu muttered dropping his brother "Lets just go upstairs"
"Keep it pg or I'll have to tell mom you snuck him over."
"Drop dead moron." Kakuzu muttered dragging me upstairs.
When we got to his room he lshut the door and sat on his bed with his head in his hands
"Umm Kakuzu, what was your brother talking about?" I asked slowly. "He doesn't think we're together does he? 'Cause that's fucking gross. There is no way in fucking hell that I'd like another dude like that."
"But you willingly kissed my psycho older brother, willingly." He pointed out smiling slightly. "For someone who's positive that they're straight you were blushing a lot."
"Because I wasn't expecting your brother to hit on me! And when I kissed him I didn't think you'd walk out and-"
"Relax Hidan." He paused and smirked "If you are gay I won't have a problem with it. There are more important things than that."
"I'M NOT FUCKING GAY YOU HEATHEN BASTARD! I LIKE GIRLS! I LOVE BOOBS!" I screamed punching him then instantly regretted it when my hand started throbbing "MOTHER FUCKER THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED IF YOU HADN'T BROKEN MY HAND! AND NOW IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH! AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO HARD!!!!" I demanded.
"Who's hard?" Kakuzu's younger sister Kimi asked standing in the doorway eyebrows raised. She was a year younger than me and looked like a Kakuzu with boobs and an ass.
"Your fucking brother!" I snapped
"What he means is that he tried to hit me, and well you know how that goes." Kakuzu chuckled.
"Ok so nothings going on then?" She asked eyeing her brother.
"Nope."
"Ok then." She eyed me and smiled, "try not to scream so much, Kami only knows what our neighbors will think."
"I'll try."
She gave me a wink and walked out.
"She likes you." Kakuzu pointed out with a sigh.
"How the fuck would you know? Why the fuck would she?" I scoffed "Maybe she was just cracking gay jokes like your brother."
"She likes you. You're all she talks about, I swear my mom's ready to kill her." He muttered. "When I told Kazu that you were coming up today she faked being sick so she could be here,"
"You're shitting me. If she likes me then why the fuck hasn't she done anything about it?"
"I don't know, hell go ask her. She's been bugging the hell out of me to get Pain to let her hang out with us... just to be close to you." He paused "I told her to dream on. I don't want my little sister exposed to the shit we do."
"I guess...." I shrugged "So what did you want me to come over for?"
"Oh ummmmm." Kakuzu turned red, probably from the lack of fresh air in the room. "Hidan I have to tell you something, and I don't know how to say this.... I'm-"
Sorry I had to do that. And thanx to Ditkata for reviewing. This chapter's a little longer than the last and I'll try to make them longer ^.^ And you gotta Hidan's obliviousness ^.^