*As previously stated I own nothing naruto related... except the plot of this story and .... yeah just the plot ^.^' *
Oh and please review, mad props for Ditkata and Thefeistage for being my first reviewers ^.^ much appreciated. The rest of you are pimpin' too.
Chapter Two
~Kuzu's Pov~
"Oh ummmmm." I turned red, "Hidan I have to tell you something, and I don't know how to say this.... I'm-"
"Hey guys Kazu's starting a rock band marathon. We need a singer and a drummer." Kimi screamed from downstairs interrupting me before I could say anything
"Uh in a minute" Hidan called back before turning back to back to me "what were you gonna say?"
"It's nothing..." I mumbled standing up and stretching. "Lets go play."
"Tch, well next time you want to tell me something I'm just gonna tell you to fuck off." He grumbled glaring at me.
"Ok…" I paused and grinned "I call drums!"
"What!? What the fuck man! I hate singing on that fucking game!! It's for girls! Do I look like a fucking girl to you!?" Hidan yelled as I bolted downstairs.
"I don't know about you looking like one but you sure as hell are whining like one." I joked as he scrambled past me trying to get to the drums first.
"Fuck you ass hole!"
"You should try to enhance your vocabulary… using the same handful words over and over again are getting old." I teased shoving him onto the sofa and sitting in front of the drums.
"Hmm guess Hidan's singing." Kazuo chuckled tossing the microphone to Hidan.
"Fuck you!"
"What are you a parrot? 'fuck you, fuck this'" Kazuo joked
"A cute parrot."
I rolled my eyes as Kimi tried to move closer to Hidan, resulting in him getting smacked in the head with her guitar. "Are we going to play or not?" I scoffed squeezing myself in-between the two of them, dragging the drums with me.
"Let's do Maps by the YeahYeahs!" Kazu exclaimed clicking on said song
"Not fucking cool! That's a fucking girl song!!" Hidan snapped glaring daggers at my brother.
"Your point being…..?"
"I'M NOT A FUCKING GIRL YOU FUCKING DOUCHE BAG!!!!! WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I PICK THE JASHIN DAMN SONG!?!?! I WANNA SING DEAD ON ARIVAL!!!"
"I say we sing maps."
"If we're picking songs I want to sing Don't Fear the Reaper" Kimi piped up
"We'll do Maps, then Dead On Arrival, then Don't Fear the Reaper. Ok? Now can we please play?" I demanded.
"Fine, as long as it shuts you up I don't give a shit what we do." Kimi growled… probably mad at me for sitting between her and Hidan..
"So I guess that means I won." Kazuo smirked at Hidan.
"Fuck off!"
"Parrot."
"Will you two shut it? Hell you act like you both have the mentality of a couple of two year olds." I snapped
"Be careful using big words little brother. We wouldn't want you choking on them."
Hidan broke out in laughter followed by Kimi at the bad joke.
"Wow great joke. Are we gonna play or are you gonna keep cracking bad jokes until mom gets home and flips shit on you for letting Hidan into the house?" I growled.
"As far as she'll know you snuck him into your room and I didn't know until it was too late."
"Yeah because when she walks in to find the four of us playing rock band she's gonna believe you."
"Oh look the song's starting."
Pack up;
I'm straight;
Enough;
Oh say, say, say;
Oh say, say, say;
Oh say, say, say;
Oh say, say, say;
Oh say, say, say
Wait, they don't love you like I love you; wait, they don't love you like I love you;
Ma--a-a-a-a--a-a-a-aps;
Wait! They don't love you like I love you.....
Lay off;
Don't stray;
Well, my kind's,your kind;
I'll stay the same!
Pack up;
Don't stray;
Oh say, say, say;
Oh say, say, say!
Wait! They don't love you like I love you;
wait! They don't love you like I love you;
Ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aps;
Wait! They don't love you like I love you!
wait! They don't love you like I love you!
Ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aps!
Wait! They don't love you like I love you …
(guitar solo)
Wait! They don't love you like I love you;
And wait! They don't love you like I love you;
Ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aps;
Wait! They don't love you like I love you!
And wait! They don't love you like I love you!
Ma-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aps!
Wait! They don't love you like I love you …
"Alright fuckers its my song now!"
I hope this is the last time,
'Cause I'd never say no to you
This conversation's been dead on arrival
And there's no way to talk to you
This conversation's been dead on,
A rivalry goes so deep
Between me and this loss of sleep over you
This is side one,
Flip me over
I know I'm not your favorite record
The songs you grow to like never stick at first
So I'm writing you a chorus,
And here is your verse
No, it's not the last time,
'Cause I'd never say no to you
This conversation's still dead on arrival
And there's no way to talk to you
When you're dead on,
A rivalry goes so deep
Between me and this loss of sleep over you
This is side one,
Flip me over
I know I'm not your favorite record
The songs you grow to like never stick at first
So I'm writing you a chorus,
And here is your...
(Whoo!)
This is side one,
Flip me over
I know I'm not your favorite record
So...
This is side one,
Flip me over
This is side one,
Flip me over
I know I'm not your favorite record
The songs you grow to like never stick at first
So I'm writing you a chorus,
And here is your verse
Here is your...
I couldn't help but smile as Hidan attempted to do a flip off the back of the sofa, and landed face first on the floor. "Nice job dipshit."
"Fuck off!"
"I love you too."
"..... Wait, what?!"
"....... joking moron. Like hell I would actually mean it." I muttered turning away before I said something else."
"As cute as this is I'm pretty sure Hidan should leave, mom just texted me" Kazuo chuckled "She's on her way home"
"Fuck!!! Oh my fucking Jashin!! She's gonna fucking kill me! What am I gonna do?! Is there any place I can hide?!"
"Ummm try going home." I offered pointing at the door "Shit you're acting like a spazz."
"Tch I knew that.... I was just making sure you knew I could go home...." He paused slightly "Fucking ass holes"
DAY TWO OF SUSPENCION
~Hidan's Pov:~
"Mom can I please go hang out with Dei or something?" I begged my mom as she headed for the front door. "It's so fucking boring being suspended!"
"No! you did something stupid so you can spend all week in the house bored out of your fucking mind for all I care. Your dad will be home so hang out with him."
"Mom I am a fucking teenager, I'm not gonna hang out with my fucking dad! No offence." I mumbled turning around to said dad.
"None taken."
"Well maybe next time you want to get into a fight in school-"
"It wasn't a fucking fight. Hell it wasn't even a skirmish." I complained
"Be careful with those big words, you might choke on them." She growled trying to leave but I stepped in front of her.
"First off not fucking funny and second off I wanna go do something."
"Fine! But your fucking father has to go with you." She finally (almost) caved.
"Yes!!"
"Wait how the hell did I get involved in this?!" my dad scoffed choking on his coffee. Unfortunately for him mom had already shoved past me so she didn't hear him.
"Woot! I get off easy today!" I yelled fist pumping like crazy. "So what are we doing first?"
"Well you can clean up the kitchen to begin with, then the rest of the house, then maybe I'll allow you to have Deidara and Kakuzu over." He chuckled.
"What!?!"
"You're in trouble, remember? I can't let you off the hook that easy, your mother would kill me."
"What the fuck? Well guess that means I'll just sit here and bug the fuck out of you all day then." I sighed standing behind him and pretending to read the newspaper over his shoulder.
"What do you want to do besides annoy the shit out of me?"
"Can I have Dei and Kaku-"
"NO! God damn it Hidan! I don't care what you do but I can't handle three teenage boys all day!"
I opened my mouth to protest but he started to cough badly. "Dad are you ok?"
"Ye-" he started coughing harder, doubling over the table clutching his stomach.
"Fuck! Dad?!" I screamed as he started coughing up blood.
"I'm fi-" cough "Fine. Just go get me so-" cough "Some water."
"Fuck the water! I'm calling the fucking hospital!!" I snapped pulling my phone out and dialing 911. "You're coughing up blood water wont fu- Hello can you please send an ambulance? My dad is coughing up blood and he's wheezing! How the fuck do you expect me to calm down my dad's fucking coughing up blood!!! I'll swear if I fucking want to!! I'll fucking swear until the fucking ambulance gets here!!"
"Hidan shut the fuck up Hidan! Yelling isn't hel-" He doubled over coughing again.
"Jashin damn it dad you coughing up blood and you- Do NOT tell me to fucking calm down!!! No I won't stop fucking swearing! Who the fuck are you to tell me that swearing isn't gonna fucking help my dad!? Well staying calm won't help all that fucking much either!! And stop talking to me like I' some little fucking kid!!" I screamed into the phone. I could hear sirens getting closer "You're fucking lucky I can hear the fucking ambulance you fucking heathen bastard!!"
"Is he ok?! He's gonna be fucking ok right?!" I demanded the doctor as the nurses rolled my dad's bed to the ER. "He's not gonna, you know, is he?"
"Sir you're going to have to-"
"Tell me to calm down and I'll slap the fuck out of you!" I snapped, cutting him off. "The fucking operator told me to-"
"Hidan? What are you doing here?"
I stopped and turned around only to come face to face with Kakuzu. "What the fuck are you doing here?!"
"I volunteer here… remember? What are you doing here?" He questioned.
"My dad started coughing up blood. I called 911 and-" I glanced around "Where the fuck did they go!?!? Jashin damn it all!"
"Come with me to the front desk, we'll page the doctor in charge of your dad." Kakuzu sighed grabbing my arm and dragging me down the hall.
~KuZu's Pov:~
"They're in room 304, that would be on the third floor." The secretary explained to Hidan.
"Thank you. But uhh… how do I get there?"
"Take the first elevator to the third floor, go down the hall to your left, and the room should be towards the end of it on the right." I paused. "You got that?"
"I'm not a fucking moron you heathen bastard!! You don't have to act like I'm a fucking idiot!" He snapped punching my arm lightly.
"You hit like a girl."
"Well I'm sorry I don't want to break my fucking hand because I fucking hit you. That fucking hurt like hell yesterday." He growled storming off… in the wrong direction.
"Umm Hidan,"
"What!?!?!"
"Wrong way."
~KuZu's Pov:~
Hidan glared at me before turning and going the right way. "Fucking ass much"
"Is that him?"
I tore my eyes away from Hidan's retreating form to look at the receptionist. "Yeah"
"He's uhh cute… and umm nice."
"I know he's a little, umm…"
"Rude, vulgar, discourteous, disrespectful, ill-mannered, foul-mouthed, un-"
"I get it already! He's a complete and utter asshole. But that's exactly why I lo- … He's my best friend" I corrected myself quickly.
"Uh-Huh. Whatever you say hun." She smirked. "I never looked at my best friend like that. "
"Tch whatever, besides he's straight and there is no way in hell that he would like me back." I muttered glancing back to where Hidan had been.
"How will you know if you never try?"
"Damn you're way too nosey for your own damn good." I chuckled darkly. "He's homophobic… if he thought that I was gay even for an instant he'd-"
"Didn't you told me that he kissed your brother yesterday? If he's homophobic he wouldn't have done that."
"My brother could seduce a rock into sleeping with him."
~Hidan's Pov:~
"Mom?! What the fuck are you doing here?!" I demanded when I walked into the room.
"What do you mean what the fuck am I doing here? The hospital called me to tell me that he was here." She growled "Why the fuck didn't you call to tell me?!"
"I fucking panicked! He was coughing up blood and I got scar-"
"It's ok, you just should have called me when you got here… and speaking and which where the fuck were you?"
"I ran into Kakuzu."
"Oh... I forgot he volunteers here." She glanced at dad, "Was he coughing up blood again?"
"Yeah. It's my fucking fault though. I started to harass him about letting Deidara and Kakuzu come over, then we started fighting, and then he started yelling , and then he started coughing blood. I panicked and called 911 and then he started coughing up more because he was yelling at me to calm down and the operator person was telling me to calm down and, and-"
"Hidan shut the fuck up." Me and my mom turned and saw my dad sit up holding his chest. "It's not your fault. I have lung cancer, coughing up blood is one of the symptoms." He explained calmly.
"I know you have fucking cancer! And I know that this is your last fucking month according to the doctor."
"How do you-"
"How do I know? Because I overheard you and dad arguing about it a couple months ago. I didn't want you to know that I knew." I mumbled "And I've been a complete douche when I should be being the best son you could possibly have. But instead I smoke, get into fights, and cause you qa shitload of trouble."
""Yeah ok so you are a handful, but I still love you and wouldn't trade you in for anything." He chuckled lightly. "Besides, you make things interesting."
"Thanks dad."
"Whatev-"
"Yo wussup?! We were just in the neighborhood heard that you were in here and decided to pay a visit!" Dei yelled from in the doorway, holding a mass of balloons.
"We as in...?" I trailed off as Sasori, Kisame, Itachi, Kakuzu, Tobi, Zetsu, Konan, and Pain came piling into the room all holding various gift things that you give to people in the hospital.
"Kakuzu called and told Deidara, who of course told everyone else." Sasori explained.
Ok well that took me longer than I had hoped it would... .
The songs were "Maps" by the yeahyeahs and "Dead on Arrival" by Fallout Boy... and the only reason they're in there is for the word count... cuz I'm a cheater *hangs head in shame*
Please review, and I have a poll up on whether or not to have Hidan's dad die or not... so vote. And that is a demand not a suggestion (but it's a demand demanded with niceness... yeah lets go with that .