So the real reason I have yet to update is because I'm too busy failing school and life for that matter… soo uhh enjoy this chapter and hopefully this won't fail either.

Ohhh and uhh Kazuo isn't creepy… ok well kinda… but he's the kind of creep you wanna hug… not the Orochimaru creep .

Chapter Five

"Hey dad how are you feeling?" I asked walking into his hospital room.

"Like I got plowed over by a fucking truck. What about you?"

"What do you mean what about me? I'm not the one in a fucking hospital." I pointed out.

"No… but you are the dumb ass that got drunk with his friends last night and then spent the night at my best friend's house." He smirked.

"Wha- how the fuck do you know that?! Mom doesn't know does she?!"

"She knows. Because Kakuzu was slurring his words on the phone slightly and if he was drunk and he forced you to stay at his house obviously you were too fucking smashed to come home."

"I wasn't fucking smashed! Just a little tipsy…"

"I'm not yelling at you… I'm just saying that maybe you should be a little more careful, you wont always have Kakuzu to look out for you."

"I can take care of myself…" I trailed off. "Did the doctors say when you're getting out of here?"

"Two weeks 'till I'm free. Do you think you could sneak some decent food in? I can't live two weeks on the shit they serve here."

"Hidan if you bring your father any food what so ever I will make sure you never see the light of day again."

Me and my dad turned towards the doorway to see my mom standing with her arms crossed glaring at the both of us.

"Hey mom-"

"Don't you 'Hey mom' me! What the hell is wrong with you?!? What in the hell makes you think that it would even remotely be ok for you to go out and get smashed?!?"

"Mom I-"

"What if something happened to you, do you think before you fucking go ahead and do shit? How do you think I would have felt if something happened, if you had gotten hurt and ended up in here with you father?!?"

"Mom it was nothing… Kakuzu made sure I didn't do anything stupid. It's not like it happens that often-"

"That often?!?! It shouldn't happen at all!! You are seventeen years old!!! Legal drinking age is twenty!! Are you fucking twenty dumb ass?"

"No but-"

She cut me off again, "I didn't think so! Do you think the only thing I have time to do is sit around and worry whether or not you're going to do something stupid enough to get yourself killed?! It only takes one chance! You only die once!" She shrieked. "What do you have to say for yourself?!"

"I'm sorry. It wont-"

"Your sorry?! I give you a chance to save your skin and all you have to say is sorry?!"

"It was stupid ok?! I wasn't fucking thinking and I-I don't know!! I don't fucking think is that what you want to hear me say?! We went and got drunk and Kakuzu brought me to his place so I wouldn't get into any trouble." I snapped tossing my arms up into the air. "Is that what you want to hear?! That I'm a dumb ass?"

"I already knew you were a dumb ass I just wanted to hear you say it first…. And if I ever find out you've been drinking again I will personally castrate you and please be assured that you will live the rest of your life in a fucking bubble." She growled smiling slightly.

"Tch what the fuck ever."

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Bzz

~YO MY MOM SAYS YOU CAN STAY OVER UNTILL YOUR PARENTS COME HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL… SOMETHING ABOUT LETTING YOU RUN WILD FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS NOT BEING A GOOD IDEA, SHE SAID SHE'S DOING IT FOR THE NEIGHBOR HHOD~

-KuZu

Why the fuck does everyone think all I'm good at is wreaking havoc on the world?! Honestly the way some people act really pisses me off!

~I'M AT HOME… COME PICK ME UP IN HALF AN HOUR…. OH AND I'M SURE YOUR MOM'S JUST TRYING TO HIDE THE FACT THAT OUT OF ALLYOUR FRIENDS I'M HER FAVORITE~

-Dan

I flipped my phone shut and tossed it on my bed, two weeks at Kakuzu's… I'm gonna end up dead. His mom is going to attempt to fucking castrate me everytime I fucking swear!!! I can't not fucking swear!! I was fucking raised on swearing, without swearing!!!

Bzz

~MY MOM SAYS THAT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT YOU'RE HER FAVORITE… SHE'S JUST SICK AND TIRED OF LISTENING TO KIMI COMPLAING THAT MOM NEVER LETS YOU COME OVER…. SO I SUGGEST YOU GET READY BECAUSE I JUST GOT IN MY CAR TO COME OVER.~

-KuZu

Damn! I grabbed a bag and started throwing a few of my school uniforms in, along with a couple pairs of jeans, some shirts and underwear…. And yes I found it necessary to mention the underwear because I know that some people would be picturing me commando under my cloths…

Tossing my bag over my shoulder I went to the bathroom and grabbed my toothbrush, hairspray, comb, brush, hair dryer and a towel. i jumped when the bathroom door opened revealing Kakuzu.

"Wow I didn't think you could get ready that fast."

"Shove it asshole! And it's easy to get ready when I don't have to do my hair and take a shower!" I growled throwing my shampoo at him.

"How much crap did you pack?"

"Just the essentials…. I need the shampoo back by the way."

"We have shampoo at my house moron." He sighed tossing the bottle back at me.

I ignored him and shoved it in my bag along with my conditioner. I ran through everything I needed in my head, after reassuring myself that I had everything I needed I shoved past Kakuzu and headed for the front door.

"Oh right that's your special shampoo… I almost forgot that you're too good to use mine right?"

"I have to use this fucking shampoo because any thing else either makes my hair too fucking greasy or too fucking dry!! So don't treat me like some stuck up prick!!" I snapped "I'm tired of you and everyone else acting like I'm a pile of shit!"

"Where is this coming from? Not one of us has ever thought anything like that. Hidan you're my best friend!"

"Bull shit! All you guys do is bitch and moan about me being loud!-"

I was cut off as my lips were claimed by Kakuzu's. "Shut up."

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Sooo sorry this is so short and that I ended it as I did…. But on a happier note I decided not to let Hidan's dad's lung cancer claim his life for those of you hat voted no in my pole… and nikki, maddy and horr….. keep your mouths shut on future plans when it comes to comments…. And I'm mostly talking to you nikki or I wont ask you about my plans.