*Yeah so I'm sorry if the beginning of this is worded a bit iffy*
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~and I by no means own Naruto, or Disney World… but honestly how epic would it be if I did?~
Chapter Six
Previously in Je t'aime toujours…:
I was cut off as my lips were claimed by Kakuzu's. "Shut up."
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I stared blankly at Kakuzu for a moment, replaying what had just happened. I remember yelling about shampoo, then I started spazzing out about because I thought everyone looks down on me, then my straight best friend kissed me… wait… "What the fucking hell! What the fuck is wrong with you? Why the fuck would you kiss me! Are you high? Have you finally lost your fucking Jashin damned mind! Why the fuck would you even consider doing that?"
"I did it to shut you up… it worked for a bit." He stated pulling an indifferent face (You know the one. The bored stoic one that Itachi and Sasori wear all the time)
"You could have fucking hit me! Anything is better than kissing me!"
"Next time I'll just tape your damn mouth shut! Kami you are so annoying." Kakuzu growled, "Forget the damn thing even happened. I don't want to listen to you go on about a kiss that that did the opposite of what it was supposed to do."
"How do you expect me to just forget that? You fucking kissed me!"
"It shouldn't be that hard to forget… at least not with your attention span anyway"
"How the fuck can you possibly be so calm about this?"
"Because unlike you I know how to let things go. First off it was a damn kiss, I didn't rape you. And the kiss was meant to shut you u, which it failed at, so as far as I'm concerned it never happened."
"What the fuck is wrong with you? How the fuck do you kiss someone and then pretend it never happened?"
"Well for one you have to stop talking about it, two push it to the back of your mind and don't think about it." Kakuzu snapped glaring at me.
"Why the fuck are you getting so fucking pissed? You're the one that kissed me not the other way around!" I exclaimed.
"And now it is over so please shut the hell up."
"I opened my mouth to say something but quickly shut it and focused on Kakuzu. He was glaring at the floor and mumbling to himself.
"Kakuzu… are you gay?" I asked slowly.
"I kissed you to shut you up… NOT because I'm gay." He said narrowing his eyes at me. "Maybe the reason you're so hung up on that damn kiss is because you're uncomfortable with your own sexuality… I mean after all you did kiss my brother."
"Fuck off asshole! Are you ever gonna let me live that down? Seriously go fucking drop dead and die!"
"First off you cannot drop dead and then die… and you can stay here alone. Just don't call me when you can't get to sleep."
"You can't leave me here! You know I hate fucking being left alone after my fucking mom lost me at Disney World!"
"Are you going to forget that I kissed you?" Kakuzu asked crossing his arms.
"As long as no one finds out about it. I don't want people to start thinking I'm some kind of faggot." I snapped turning my head to the side.
"Hence us both forgetting about it. If neither of us talk or think about it who else is there to tell any one else?"
"… oh…"
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"Here are the ground rules. One, no swearing. Two no drinking or smoking. Three if I even think that you've been drinking I will personally bring you down to the police station and when you get back you can sleep outside. Four nobody comes into my house without my permission. Do you understand?" Kakuzu's mom explained narrowing her eyes at me.
"That's a whole lot of fuc- uh rules. Why so many?" I asked just barely catching myself before I broke one of them.
"How else am I supposed to keep order? I have a son and daughter in high school, a daughter in college, and a son who refuses to do anything with his life."
"Err a stun gun?" I offered, smiling when Kazuo and Kimi failed to stifle their snickers,
"You may think you're funny but you and I both know that you are nothing but some dead beat high school student going no where fast. So until you can prove me wrong keep your smart ass comments to yourself."
"You just swore." I pointed out grinning.
"Gaaahhhhh!"
"Come on before she kills you moron." Kakuzu growled yanking me up the stairs.
"Thanks for letting me stay for an indefinite amount of time Ms. Hoku." I called.
"Damn it Hidan you know that she already can't stand you, why do you insist on antagonizing her more?"
"Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if she's planning your death as we speak." Kazuo chuckled sitting on the bed.
"Tch, I'm not afraid of her. And besides she wouldn't kill me any way."
"Then you must be a dumb ass because I'm twenty years old and she scares the bloody hell out of me."
"If she scares you so fucking much why haven't you been scared out of the house yet?" I questioned.
"Because my need for a place out ways my fear of my mum."
"You know Kazu, mom won't always be around to take care of you." Kakuzu pointed out.
"That's why I have a twin sister on her way to becoming a doctor."
"Because Kazumi is going to want to help your sorry ass." I scoffed.
"And there is no way in hell that you'll be free loading off of me."
"As if I would even consider your cheap ass. Besides you and Hidan will be too busy fucking each other up the ass. And there is no way in hell I want to deal with that."
~KuZu's Pov: ~
I narrowed my eyes at my brother. "Just because you can't get laid doesn't mean you have the right to harass us."
"Note how you didn't deny what I said…" He paused "Either if you."
I glanced at Hidan to see if he was still breathing, he was staring at Kazuo gaping openly like one of Kisame's pet fish.
"Seems your boyfriend can't handle the truth."
"I AM NOT FUCKING GAY!"
"And he's back."
"WHO IS SWEARING IN MY HOUSE?"
The three of us stiffened as we heard foot steps stomping up the stairs. "Damn it Hidan! You just can't keep your mouth shut can you?" I demanded smacking him upside the back of his head.
"What the fuck? You didn't have to fucking hit me you heathen bastard!"
"Shut the hell up you dumb ass! I swear to god if we get in trouble-"
"Will you both shut up? Damn you bicker like a married couple!" Kazuo snapped "Mom is probably already standing outside the door."
I opened my mouth to say something but was immediately cut off as my mom burst through my door. "WHO WAS SWEARING?"
"Kakuzu and Hidan!" Kazuo yelled ducking behind the two of us.
"You fucking suck!"
"Holy shit will you shut up before you get us in even more trouble? Kami you are such a damn-"
"OUTSIDE! BOTH OF YOU! "
"You're kidding right?"
"I SAID OUTSIDE!"
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"I fucking hate you."
"We wouldn't be out here if it wasn't for your dumb ass"
"It's your fault too." He paused "Do you still have that hammock?"
"Yeah but I highly doubt that hammock will help against the cold…. It is the end of October remember?"
"So? If Even if we have to be cold it doesn't mean we have to be uncomfortable." Hidan grumbled grabbing my arm and yanking me towards the two tees that hell the woven bed.
"Why are you dragging me with you? If you want to sleep in the hammock then go sleep I it."
"Well err… I uh figured that if we err shared it we wouldn't be as cold."
I blinked in surprise. "Wait, what?" I stammered.
"N-not like that you fucking freak!" He snapped letting go of me. "Just so we don't freeze our fucking balls off!"
"He I was joking… as if I would want to sleep with you for any other reason."
"He he you had me worried there for a minute. First the kiss then-"
"I thought we were going to drop that?" I growled
Hidan turned to look at me "Sorry I- it's just gonna take me a while to get over that."
"Yeah I guess… so you're going to sleep on the hammock and I'll sleep on the ground."
"No… we're going to share the fucking hammock so we don't freeze our fucking balls off." Hidan muttered sitting on the swinging bed. Even in the moonlight I could tell he was blushing.
"Yeah… that makes sense."" I mumbled nervously. "We'll sleep with our backs to each other so it's not uhh awkward."
"Right."
I watched as he stretched out facing away from me. "Night Hidan."
"Night Kuzu."
Smiling slightly I laid down next to him.
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I woke up to the gentle sound of Hidan snoring, his breath blowing my hair. "So much for sleeping facing away from each other." I mumbled as he snuggled into my chest.
When he started to wake up I closed my eyes. He snuggled closer to me then stopped. "What in the hell? What kind of fuck-"He stopped mid sentence as I let out a loud snort.
I tried to resist the urge to smile as Hidan tried to pull away, but unfortunately for him I pulled him back to me and nestled my chin into his hair. "Mmm Hidan."
"Umm Kakuzu?"
"I … I love you." I mumbled into his hair.
"Dam it."
"Aww how cute… you guys are cuddling." My brother's voice snapped me out of my daze.
"He thinks I'm some girl he's dreaming about! We're not fucking cuddling!"
Girl? Where the hell did he come up with that idea…. I could have sworn I mumbled his name then said I love you… where the hell did this idea of a girl come from?
I pretended to jolt awake and glare at my brother. "What fucking time is it?" I growled keeping my arm around Hidan's waist.
"Perhaps little brother it is time for you to let go of Hidan before he gets any redder."
Instantly I let go of Hidan but refused to stop glaring.
"My face was not fucking red you fucking fuck-tard!"
"Well if it wasn't I'm sure it would have been if Kakuzu had kept dreaming about that girl."
"Girl? What girl?" I demanded deciding to play along.
"The girl you said you loved in your fucking dream! What other fucking girl would there be? Because there is no way in hell you could have been thinking about me because we're both fucking straight!"
"It was probably that uh girl we met lat time we went to see dad… you two seemed to have hit it off. What was her name again?"
"I don't know. I don't even remember what I was dreaming about."
"Well whatever it was little brother you sure as hell enjoyed it." Kazuo chucked glancing at my crotch.
"Damn"
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~Yet! Finally I have finished chapter 6. I am soo terribly sorry if this chapter is worded a bit off… I have problems with detail so if you feel there is any more detail I should add please leave it in a review… and even if you cant think of anything to add you should still review.~
And I was thinking about skipping ahead to where they go back to school. Because I miss the rest of the Akatsuki. So tell me what you think.