*hehe well you see I got lost on the road of life and uhh on my way back I ran into an old lady who needed help carrying her groceries to her home in Kirigakure and on the way there I was taken hostage by Orochimaru and he gave me this potion that would make me a better ninja… turns out it just gave me really really bad writers block… ^.^ Hehe yeahhh.*
*So any way I, quite unfortunately for everyone, do not own Naruto or any of its registered trademarks… though if I did it would focus just a bit more on the Akatsuki and… well uhh here's the next chapter .*
Chapter Seven
"Hidan, can you please not go through my dresser?" Kakuzu growled chucking a book at my head from his spot at his desk.
"Ow you fucker! I was looking for gum damn it!" I snapped continuing to paw through his top drawer.
"You know I don't have any gum in my damn underwear drawer."
"And you expect me to-" I stopped and glanced down at the drawer. "Ahh! Why the fuck would you keep gum in your Jashin damned underwear drawer?"
"I don't have any gum period and if I did it sure as hell wouldn't be in there!"
"Oh… then why the fuck didn't you just say so?"
"I did you dumb ass. If you want gum then go ask Kimi or Kazuo." He sighed.
"Kimi's in school you dumb fuck."
"Then go ask my damned brother. Kami Hidan use your damn head once in a while."
"Tch fine." I grumbled standing up and stretching. "Fucking bastard"
I ducked as another book went whizzing past me head. "Shut up before I kill you."
"Fuck off" I yelled before running to Kazuo's room.
Glancing behind me to make sure Kakuzu wasn't coming after me with a fucking knife I walked into his brother's room. "He Kazu ya got any fucking gum?"
"Why hello Hidan, of course you can come in, and no I don't have any gum." He mumbled not looking up from his computer.
"Damn it!"
"Why aren't you bothering my brother?"
"Because every time I open my damn mouth he chucks something at my fucking head." I grumbled.
"I don't think he has enough stuff to throw at you EVERY time you open your mouth." Kazuo chuckled.
"Shove it shit head…" I paused and grinned. "Let's go do something! Kakuzu bores the fuck outta me and you actually know how to have fun."
"One of my friends is throwing a party tonight. If you want to come with you can… but don't expect me to babysit you, if you run into trouble you're on your own."
"A party?1 Fuck Yeah!"
"Good now go find a piece of string and entertain yourself 'till then"
"Fuck you!"
…...
"No."
"Hey Kimi play rock band with me!" I begged as she walked through the door.
"First off as much as I love having you around all we've done is play rock band for the past five days. We've already beat the game twenty times." She groaned throwing her bag on the sofa. Why don't you do some of the homework I've brought for you to do? You still haven't done any of that."
"Tch Kakuzu'll help me with that before we go back to school."
"Well can you at least think of something to do that doesn't involve video games?"
"What else is there to do?"
"Let's go see a movie! A really bad one so we can trash out." She offered grinning ear to ear.
"Kakuzu's not gonna waste his fucking money on that."
"So? He's not the only one with a car… we can ask Kazu to take us."
…...
"No."
"Please Kazu? We need a ride there and back and you know mom's just gonna make you take us anyway… You might as well just stay there too." Kimi whined
"She'll make Kakuzu go. Besides why the hell would I want to go to the movies with my baby sister and my brothers best friend… Go ask Kakuzu."
"But fuck face is soo fucking boring!" I complained
"Who isn't any fun?"
I turned to see said fuck face standing in the doorway, his arms crossed over his chest.
"You're not any fucking fun! All you do is sit on your computer and stare at stocks all fucking day!" I snapped.
"I'm sorry if my idea fun doesn't consist of self mutilation."
"I don't do that for fucking fun! I do it to show Jashin- Samma my un yielding devotion!" I snapped.
"But you only HAVE to do that once a week. What's your reason for doing it every other day?" He demanded.
"What does he do that could possibly be bad enough for you to yell at him about it?" Kimi asked watching the two of us.
"What does he do? He carves himself up and bleeds out once a week for his god." He put air quotes around go. "Then the other six days of the week he cuts because his dumb masochist ass likes the sight of blood running down his arm and feels the need to punish himself for things outside his control."
"Don't mock Jashin- Samma! When your fucking heathen ass is burning in hell I'll be next to his almighty laughing my ass off at your misfortune!" I snapped.
"Anyway… Please Kazu?" Kimi continued.
"I don't want to babysit."
"For the love of Jashin will you please just come with us? You're taking two fucking mature teenagers to the fucking movies! Not a couple of fucking four year olds to fucking chucke cheeses!"
"I'll go with you guys." Kakuzu offered completely disregarding that he just had some episode.
" We're going to see some random movie that's probably gonna suck balls, are you sure that you want to waste your fucking money on that?"
~KuZu's Pov:~
Why don't you want me to go with you?" I questioned narrowing my eyes at the albino.
"Because you're fucking boring! You'll just sit there and bitch about how it's just a waste of your money."
"Then let's do something that's not a waste of money."
"Like what?"
"I don't know you think of something." I grumbled.
"Well we did! Me and Kimi want to go to the movies with Kazu!"
"Why do you want to spend so much time with my brother? You gay for him or something?" I demanded.
"Tch what are you jealous? Maybe you're just pissed off because I don't want to waste my fucking time with you!"
"Do me a favor and shut up. I swear every time you open your damn mouth I loose brain cells!" I growled.
"What the fuck are you gonna do kiss me again? Because it didn't work the first time and it sure as hell ain't gonna work now!"
"Wait kiss, what kiss?" Kazuo asked cutting into our argument.
"Nothing!" I snapped before turning back to Hidan "And I thought we agreed that we weren't going to bring it up again?"
"Well excuse me I guess I forgot seeing as I'm sooo fucking stupid! It's a miracle that I can remember anything!"
"There you go as always, blowing everything out of proportion! Can you be any more of a drama queen?"
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck you!"
"Eat shit and die!"
"Grow up!"
"Make me!"
"I can make your dumb ass go home!"
~Hidan Pov:~
I opened my mouth to say something back but changed my mind. Instead I stuck out my bottom lip and opened my eyes up nice and big. "You don't mean that do you Kuzu? You're not that mean."
"W-well… uhh…" He stammered completely thrown off by the epicness that is my kicked puppy-dog face. "Y-you could always go to the hospital and hang out with your dad… it's been almost week and you've yet to go see him since you got us all kicked out last time."
"I… I don't want to go see him. He's gonna fucking die and even if I go see him it's not gonna make a fucking difference." I muttered staring at the ground.
"You don't know that Hidan." Kimi whispered placing a hand on my shoulder, "Maybe all he needs to keep fighting is to know that you love him."
"Do not fucking touch me! You don't know anything!" I snapped shoving her away from me. "You don't understand! None of you fucking understand!"
"Hidan you need to come down before you hurt someone." Kazu said grabbing my arms and trying to force me to sit down on his bed.
"Leave me the fuck alone!" I swung back and hit him as hard as I could, wincing when he hit the floor.
"Hidan stop!" Kakuzu growled grabbing my arm. "If you don't calm down I'm going to beat the shit out of you."
"Go the fuck ahead! You do it any other fucking time! What the hells stopping you now?" I yelled trying to hold back tears.
I filched as he wrapped his arms around me. "Hidan… will you please calm down?"
"I'm gonna take Kimi to the movies… I leave you in charge little bro." Kazuo muttered dragging Kimi out the door.
"Leave me alone… please." I tried to sound tough but my voice cracked and his shirt was already soaked through with tears.
"You're such a pain in the ass when you get like this." He mumbled into my hair.
I didn't say anything, just let him hold me and run his fingers through my hair.
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*first off I'm sorry for not updating this month has been sooooooo hectic! Saterday was the anniversary of my boyfriends death and my parents thought it would be a good month to go camping every other week… with no computer =( *
*And as for the next chapter perhaps we'll get somewhere with Kuzu and Hidan… or maybe I'll give into my sadistic side…. Hmm only time will tell… oh and btw to those who have added my story to their favorites and alerts… I can check and see who you are… (if you missed the hint… COMMENT! Or I'll send you angry messages ^.^*