1. Making out with Brittany was his worst idea ever. Seriously, it beats that time he tried to get his dad to wear silk Hugo Boss. MAJOR failure.
2. If he were ever transported to some twisted universe where Santana were a nun and Rachel never wore argyle and Kurt were straight Mercedes would totally be his dream woman. The smile on her face when he told her this was so totally worth admitting it during a glee slumber party.
3. He inherited his singing voice from his Grandma Iris. Both his parents are totally tone deaf, bless their cotton socks and polyester shorts.
4. When Kurt started his first day of third grade the first friend he made was Dave Karofsky. By fourth grade Azimio had moved to Lima and that was the end of that friendship. Which was a shame really, his mother had the best dress up clothes from the 70's
5. Kurt loves cars. Sure he hates the oil and the stains and ugly coveralls but he could deal with them. He just loved the way all pieces fit together, it fascinates him.
6. Nobody had ever called him handsome. Delicate, exquisite, cute, adorable, pretty, angelic, beautiful like a bunny (that one was from Brittany) but never handsome.
7. He knows Finn will never like him, that him and queen of the knee socks Rachel Berry are made in bad teenage movie heaven. But it still hurt to have him yell and finch away from him. Honest truth? It's a lot easier to fall for someone you know you haven't got a shot in hell with, the rejection and homophobic comments don't sting as badly.
8. Sometimes he swears Matt Ruthford is staring at him
9. He loves fashion not because he's gay and not because he's shallow but because his mother used to make his clothes for him and she was the one that taught him that being different is ok.
10. Someone has been slipping him little notes in his locker since he joined the football team.
A/N - ok so I'm totally and completely blown away by the attention my little list got, so since i have already written Kurt's list i thought i might as well post it. Also thank you to my first two reviewers, seriously you guys are like my heroes of the week.
Ok so enjoy Kurt's musings and before i sign off i just had a little idea about a one shot of the glee kids having a party to celebrate glees renewal for the next year. Basically everything gets shot to hell and turned upside down, so if anybody wants to see that let my know. Ok I'll stop now. Next up is Miss Santana Lopez