*First off let me say that I am oh so very very very sorry about not updating all summer. I spent all last year trying to come up with this chapter and it took me all summer to perfect it. Thank you all for waiting patiently for me to get this posted*
*Also I would like to thank YaoiPhox, her story Growing Up inspired this idea and without that Jashin knows where I would be right now.*
Chapter Eight
"Hidan get your hormonal ass up!"
My eyes snapped open revealing Kazuo hovering over me. "What in the fucking hell? What fucking time is it?"
"About 10:00 at night. After you went ape shit on everyone you curled up with my brother and went to sleep."
"So why the fuck are you waking- wait what the fuck do you mean curled up with Kakuzu?"
"Turn around."
Narrowing my eyes I slowly rolled over. Jashin shit cock sucking son of a bitch!" I groaned when I saw fuck face's sleeping face.
"Shut the hell up before you wake everyone else, get your damn ass up, and get ready so we can go to that damn party."
Grumbling to myself I rolled out of bed and glared at Kazuo. "You don't have to be an ass." I paused "You wouldn't happen to have something I can wear? I left all my fucking party cloths at home."
"You have party cloths?" He scoffed
"Uhh yeah, I have cloths for every fucking occasion. So do you have something or not?"
"Yeah…. Come to my room in five."
"Why five?"
"I have to get ready don't I?"
…
"There is no way in hell you're going shirtless."
"Why the fuck not?"
"I know you know why, but I'm gonna humor you anyway," Kazuo sighed, "you're not going to go shirtless because you're hot. Every straight guy will want to kill you're ass. Everyone else will me attempting to rape you're dumb ass."
"Guess that makes sense… If I wear that black shirt can I leave it unbuttoned?"
"No."
"Half way unbuttoned?"
"NO!"
"How about the top three buttons?"
"NO- …. Just the top three?"
"Yes just the top three fucking buttons."
"Well I guess. But I'm not coming to save you're dumb ass. You get into trouble call Kakuzu so he can pick you up."
"Tch whatever."
…
"Yo Kazu who's the kid?" Some guy with grey gravity defying hair demanded opening the door for us.
"I'm not a fucking kid!"
"Kakashi this is Hidan… He's cool"
"Yeah fucker I'm cool." I smirked crossing my arms
"Whatever, but if the dumb ass gets in any trouble he's your problem not mine." Kakashi growled glaring his eyes at me.
"Who you calling a dumb ass, shit monkey? At least I don't look like some old man"
A vein throbbed in Kakashi's forehead "I do NOT look like an old man!" He growled before stalking off into the crowd, Kazuo close behind him.
"Tch fucking assholes."
I glanced around looking for someone to chill with for a couple hours. After two fucking minutes I gave up and went to find the drinks, maybe I could find some college chick to hook up with. Show the gang that at least one of us got mad fucking game.
"Hey cutie."
I glanced up to see some bitch with dark purple and a trench coat staring at me. "Yo."
"So, I haven't seen you around here before… You new around here?"
"I've been around." I smirked looking her up and down, her hair was pulled back into a high ponytail, and she was wearing a tan trench coat, black mini-skirt, fishnet shirt and no bra…
"Oh well don't you think you're one sneaky bastard" She chuckled. "The name's Anko Mitarishi and if you're plannin' on getting in my skirt you're gonna need to try harder than that"
"I'm Hidan, and trust me I won't need to."
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KuZu's Pov:
I woke up and rolled over and opened my eyes expecting to see Hidan. Blinking a few times I patted the area where he should have been in confusion. "Hidan?" Where the hell could he be?
"Hey Kakuzu mom wants to know if you've seen Kazuo."
I glanced up at my sister who was standing in my doorway. "I just woke up… is Hidan downstairs?"
"Uh no I thought he left or something."
"Left? Where the hell would he go?"
"I don't know. But I think it's pretty weird that Kazuo and Hidan are missing."
"Son of a- Do you think Kazu has something to do with this?"
"What do you mean? Why would Hidan missing have to do with Kazu missing?" My all too oblivious sister asked. "I just said it was weird that they went missing at the same- ohhh"
"Have you seen the way Kazuo acts around Hidan? If they're alone together that's a sexual harassment case waiting to happen."
"You don't think that Kazu would…" she trailed off as it clicked in her head. "I think I overheard him telling Hidan about a party yesterday morning…. I figured they be back by now. Oh my god! Oh my god! Kazuo's gonna molest Hidan! He can't molest my Hidan I've yet to profess my love to him!"
Her Hidan? "Tell mom that Kazu took Hidan to go visit his dad and that we're meeting them there. Then be at the car in ten minutes. I think I know where to they are."
…
Hidan's Pov:
"Son of a bitch my head hurts. What happened last night?" I groaned sitting up on a lumpy bed.
"Well you know a little of this and a little of that." Anko I think it was muttered next to me.
"More like a whole lot of that." Some guy with a bandana and hair cover the right side of his face chuckled sitting up on my other side.
"Let me tell you Hidan… You make THE cutest uke." Anko mumbled.
"Wait! Did I get fucked by some fag? In some sick threesome?" I demanded leaning as far away as I could from him without falling off of the bed.
"Actually foursome, Kotetsu just went to the bathroom." The guy sighed standing up stretching.
"Way to get that out there right away 'Zumo." Anko groaned
"WHAT? YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I'D SLEEP WITH TWO FAGGOTS NO MATTER HOW DRUNK I WAS! AND EVEN IF I DID I THINK THAT I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED IT!" I yelled jumping off the bed.
"Wow you're a lot more likeable when you're drunk then when you're hung over." A spiky haired guy chuckled walking into the room and kissing the other guy.
"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY PUT SOMETHING IN MY JASHIN DAMED DRINK YOU JASHIN DAMNED FUCKING FAGS! YOU GAVE ME SOME DATE RAPE DRUG DIDN'T YOU? AND YOU PROBABLY LET OTHER PEOPLE TOUCH ME FOR MONEY!"
"Will you shut the hell up? MY FUCKING HEAD HURTS AND YOU SCREAMING IS SOOOOOO NOT HELPING!" Anko snapped chucking a pillow at me.
"I don't want to shut the fuck up!"
"And no we did not drug you in any way shape or form, you must have been pretty shitfaced if you don't remember anything from last night." Kotetsu sighed sitting down on the bed next to 'Zumo. "If it makes you feel any better we'll pretend nothing ever happened, and if we run into each other we've never even met."
"And now Kakuzu's gonna be pissed the fuck off when he wakes up and sees I'm gone. Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!"
"Oooh who's Kakuzu? Your lover?" Kotetsu giggled
"FUCK NO! We're friends, neither of us is fucking a fucking fag!"
"Then why would he be pissed that you're gone?" Anko asked sitting up.
"Because he's fucking over protective. And he thinks his brother's gonna rape me or something."
"Who's his brother?"
"Kazu. Why?"
The two guys looked at each other and started laughing. "There is no way Kazu's gonna rape you."
"All he ever does is talk about how his brother's completely in denial about being in love with his best friend… which I'm guessing is you." 'Zumo
"Wait what? There is no way in fucking hell that Fuck-face is in love with me! That's fucking impossible!"
"Wow I feel bad for Kazu's brother. This kid's dumber than a box of rocks." Anko sighed. "You might want to head out so you don't worry your fiend too much." She put air quotes around friend.
"Tch what the fuck ever." I grumbled yanking on some cloths and walking out of the room. What the hell do they know about fuck-face? He's not fucking gay… and I'm not fucking gay either!
"Yo do you know someone named Hidan?"
I looked up to see some guy wearing nothing but green and freakishly bushy eyebrows staring at me from under a fucking bowl cut.
"Uhh I'm Hidan… who the fuck wants to know?"
"There is a very youthful high school student is downstairs looking for you, and he is threatening to rip my friend Kazuo limb from limb if we do not find you." The green fuck stated, "So if you could please come with me so I can spare the youthful limbs of my friend and-"
"ALRIGHT! Just please shut the fuck up! For the love of Jashin and all that is holy! If I have to listen to you anymore I am going to loose my mother fucking mind!" I snapped covering his mouth with my hands.
"My apologies I did not mean to cause you discomfort with my talking. I shall now take you to your youthful friend." He exclaimed not seeming fazed by my language or reaction to his ramblings.
"Right…."
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KuZu's Pov:
"Kazu you dumb ass! What would you have done if something had happened to him?" I demanded shoving my brother up against the wall. "Do you have any idea how much shit we would have gotten into?"
"Relax bro, Hidan's a big boy, he can handle himself just fine… besides why do you care so much? You act like you're his boyfriend or something." He smirked
"Tch you think trying to piss me off is gonna get you off the hook? You think-"
"Chill the fuck out fuck-face, I'm perfectly fine."
I raised my eyes to glare at my dub ass albino friend standing at the base of the stairs. "Do you have any idea how much shit we're going to be in because of you? You are a god damned idiot!"
"It's Jashin fuck-face!"
"Shut up or I'll make you shut up! And we both know you don't want that."
As soon as the words left my mouth I wish they hadn't, Hidan flinched, turning every shade of red before he turned away from me. "You said we'd forget about that."
"Well maybe if you would shut up once in a while I wouldn't have brought it up." I snapped.
"Kiss my ass fuck-face!"
"Ohh lover's quarrel." Kazuo cooed joined in by several others
"Fuck off you fucking douche bags!"
'BREAKING NEWS! A car crash at Kisake Hospital hits man who was just released from intensive care. The driver was intoxicated and sped through parking lot colliding with the man who pushed his wife to safety. The mans current condition is unknown but all present are hoping he will be alright~
Wait Kisake? That's the hospital Hidan's dad is in. "Hidan?"
"It wasn't him, my old man wouldn't get hit by some drunk… he couldn't. There's no way in fucking hell that was my fucking old man." Hidan mumbled staring at the TV in shock.
"They're playing a clip of the accident!"
We both watched the screen to see a beat up grey car speed through a stop sign and crash into a man with Hidan's silver hair who had just managed to shove a woman that looked remarkably like Hidan's mom out of the way.
"Hidan I think that was you're dad." I nearly whispered staring at the screen in shock.
"No… i-it couldn't be."
"Hidan he looked just like him. And his wife looked exactly like your mom."
"NO! IT WASN'T HIM! IT WAS JUST SOME RANDOM FUCKING GUY! HE STILL HAD A MONTH! JASHIN CAN'T TAKE HIM AWAY!" He screamed slumping against the stairs. "He can't."
Nobody said anything as Hidan's body started to tremble, what could anyone say? 'I'm sorry your luck is shit'?
His phone went off. Slowly he opened it and brought it to his ear, his normally slicked back hair falling into his face. The room was dead silent as he closed it looking up with tears in his eyes and shook his head.
"Hidan-"
He stood up and tore out of the house before anyone could stop him.
…
"Hidan? Damn it where the hell are you?" I called walking into the abandoned amusement park. He hadn't been at any of the other places we usually hung out at and I was running out of options. "Hidan!"
"Leave me the fuck alone!"
I gawked up at the old rusted roller coaster to see Hidan standing up on the top of it. "What the hell are you doing are you crazy? Get the hell down from there before you get hurt!"
"The guy who hit him was at the party." He shouted "His girlfriend told him not to drive home last night… I told her to go fuck herself and let him do what he wants."
"It's not your fault, there's no way you could have known that's what was going to happen!"
"It is my fucking fault. It was my fault he was in the hospital in the first place, if I hadn't gotten into a fucking screaming match with him he wouldn't have put that much stress on his fucking lungs."
Glancing at the run down ride I ran up to it and started to climb. "Damn it Hidan you really are a dumb ass you know that? Do you think your dad would be proud of you right now? Blaming yourself? What do you think he's gonna say when he gets home?"
"HE'S NOT FUCKING COMING HOME! HE'S FUCKING DEAD AND IT'S BECAUSE I GOT HIM PUT INTO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL AND ITS MY FAULT THAT GUY HIT HIM!" He howled wiping his eyes on his sleeves.
"So what the hell do you think you're gonna do now?" I questioned climbing closer, "Jump? You think that's gonna make you feel better?"
"You know what it wont make me feel any fucking better but killing myself sure ain't gonna make me feel worse about the whole fucking situation."
"What about your mom? You're all she has left now; do you want to leave her alone?"
"She doesn't sucking care. If she was smart she'd fucking blame me. Besides, it's not like anyone would miss me when I'm gone."
"That's not true? What about Pain and Konan? Or Zetsu and Tobi? Or Itachi, Kisame, and Sasori? What about Deidara? You two have been inseparable since before we were friends."
"None of them would really care and Dei would get over it, he has Sasori now, I'm not his best friend anymore." He sniffed.
"But you're my best friend… I would miss you."
"No you wouldn't, all you do is fucking hit me and you dot give a flying fuck about me!"
"If that was true would I be climbing my ass up a god damned rusted, broken, more than likely to collapse at any moment, roller coaster to talk you out of jumping off of it?"
"I don't fucking know. Maybe you just want to fuck with my head one last time."
"I wouldn't do that."
"Why the fuck should I believe you? When the fuck have you ever really been fucking nice to me?"
"The only reason I'm an ass is because I didn't want you to find out that I lo-"
I was cut off as the rusted metal bar Hidan was standing crumbled and he let out an ear splitting scream.
*Oh I'm soo evil hehe no pun intended . had to do the cliffhanger just had to. Soo how many of you are mad at me for not updating for months? You guys can let me have it, I know I deserve whatever you guys dish out… soo anyway I have a poll up, I know I have quite a ways from the ending of this story but I would lime to know what kind of ending you would like so… please vote so I can accommodate the wishes of my readers ^^*