10 things nobody knows about Santana Lopez

1. She hates the Cheerio's uniform. It was cool when your a freshman, but now? she was just waiting till graduation to burn it.

2. She really had only ever slept with six people. Problem is if one of them is Puck everybody is going to know about it.

3. Brittany was her soulmate and when they left Lima there was no more hook ups with other guys and secret meeting after Cheerio's practice. She really couldn't wait.

4. She hates the smell of alcohol. For two years after her mother ran away with the neighbor's husband it was all her father had smelt like.

5. She only attended Rachel Berry's glee slumber party because Britt made her, seriously and the only reason she did Kurt's nails was because she was bored. Honestly its not like shes friends with them or anything.

6. She despises the way jocks treat Kurt.

7. When she grows up she wants to be Sue Sylvester. Sure shes evil and barren and doesn't own anything besides work out clothing, but she was smart and determined. Sue Sylvester had never taken shit from anybody.

8. When that back stabbing, doe eyed man whore Jesse St James had betrayed their glee club he actually had the balls to ask if she "wanted to learn the true meaning of an explosive performance". She honestly considered killing him. Then when he called Puck "a waste of time, air, space and talent" she broke three of his fingers. Puck might be a horny, moronic bully who had super sperm but he was her horny, moronic bully, and nobody insulted him. Ever.

9. Finn was sweet. Not mind blowing or spectacular, but he was gentle and nervous and asked if he was doing it right and if she was ok. Santana could honestly say she had finally realized what Man Hands, Quinn and Hummel all saw in him.

10. Even though she was semi dating Puck, screwing around with Mike, had sex with Finn, hooking up with her history teacher Mr Anders and continued to visit her ex boyfriend Javier, she only person she had ever spent the night with is Britt.

A/N - Again I'm so happy people like this fic, seriously i can't begin to tell you guys how nervous i was about writing. Alrighty next up is...MATT RUTHFORD