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WARNING: There's smut in this chapter, so hold on to your knickers girls it's gonna get racy.

Lousy House Guests

Donny walked around the lair trying to find his brothers. Lately he had been losing more and more things. It started with his PDA, and just yesterday he noticed the Turtle Taxi was missing, and now his brothers. He walked into the kitchen where they were supposed to be having breakfast with Master Splinter and shrugged.

"I can't find them anywhere!" Mikey turned in his seat with a mouth full of cereal and Splinter put down his cup of tea. "Everything was in its place, except that the Turtle Taxi is missing and my laptop was on the floor." Mikey spit out his cereal and Splinter wiped it from his face.

"Michelangelo, do you know anything about this?"

"Uh me? What would I know about anything? I mean I just…well its possible Raph and Leo read this funny email I got from Piper, and it might be possible that they left to go get the girls." Donny and Master Splinter stared at Mikey barely understanding his explanation he was speaking so quickly.

"Raph and Leo left to get Li and Piper? Why would they do that?" Mikey twiddled his thumbs.

"Well, see she was joking around, and, maybe they think they, you know….are sex workers." He squeaked out the last part and Splinter spit out his tea.

"Li and Piper are sex workers!" Mikey stood up and waved his arms.

"No! It was a joke! But, well, maybe they didn't know that." Donny groaned.

"So they drove half way across the country in my Turtle Taxi only to find out that their entire mission was a waste of time?"

"Um…yeah." Splinter stood.

"Get me the phone." Donny handed him his shell cell. After several failed attempts to dial, it began to ring.

Across the country…

Piper was discovering that sharing a bed with Leo wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Leo had a sleeping disorder and Piper wished it was something as simple as snoring. No, Leo practiced katas in his sleep. She discovered this after a sound kick to the leg, and a swift upper cut that knocked her of the bed. She retaliated by hitting him over the head with her pillow, but Leo was able to stop this and then proceeded to destroy her pillow by throwing his shuriken at it, how he got the shuriken in her bed she had no idea, and all of this had been done while he was asleep. Then, the moment she began to doze, Leo's shell cell started going off. She sat up and was promptly knocked flat as Leo sat up with a snap and knocked her down. He looked confused for a moment, then, spotting her, began to apologize.

"Piper! I'm so sorry, I-" She cut him off by handing him his shell cell, which was still ringing. He answered it.

"Hello?"

"My son where are you?" Leo froze. He forgot to call Master Splinter last night.

"Uh sensei, I uh well, I thought Piper was in trouble and her school is finally ending and I missed her and I meant to call—"

"Are the girls alright?"

"Yes, sensei."

"And did anyone see you?"

"No sensei, Raph and I were very careful."

"I see…"

"Master Splinter?"

"Enjoy your vacation my son." Leo felt relief course throw him.

"Thank you father." He listened in bemusement as Splinter tried to turn off the phone, until it was taken from him by Donny.

"Hey bro, everything okay?" He looked over at Piper, who looked exhausted. Mmm, guess they could sleep in. "Yeah, everything's fine."

Not far away, Raph and Li were having a much less eventful morning. Li woke to find herself curled against Raph's plastron, his arm clutching her tightly. She wondered briefly what woke her when Raph let out a loud snore. Ah, so that was it. She struggled to sit up, but he snorted and tightened his grip. She sighed.

"Raph? Raph, wake up. Please?" He didn't budge. She slithered up over him carefully, his arms still unwilling to release her. Leaning over him, she kissed him softly. Her eyes opened in surprise when he kissed her back.

"You were awake the whole time." It wasn't a question. Raph gave her a cheeky grin and pinned her down and kissed her again.

"Only after ya started moving." She glared up at him, determined to be angry, but her resolve faltered when he started kissing her again. She wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him back. She pulled away for air and he pressed his forehead to hers.

"Now that is a proper greeting."

"Better late than never." She whispered before he pressed his lips to hers again. At that moment, Piper burst into the room, startling them.

"Li get up! We have class in an hour. Oh." She said, seeing Raph on top of Li. Leo came in behind her.

"Raph what are you doing? That's not respectful. What would Master Splinter say?"

"What are ya going on about? You spent da night wit Piper." Piper pushed past the bickering brothers.

"Argue later, missing class the week before finals is a bad idea." She grabbed Li. "Get up chica I'm not dealing with our organic chem. professor by myself." She dragged Li out of her bed and threw a pair of pants at her. "And Leo and I just made out!" She called back as she dragged Raph out of bed and out of the room.

"Hey!"

"She needs to shower, come on." They followed her into the kitchen, where she sat down at the table and looked up at them expectantly.

"The last time a turtle stayed with us he made us breakfast." Leo and Raph looked at each other.

"But Mikey's the cook." Piper shook her head.

"And apparently a better house guest too." She got up and poured herself a bowl of cereal and started eating, ignoring the looks Leo and Raph were giving her.

"Did you find her?"

"No, I'm sorry my lady." The woman sighed and turned away. Her husband rested a hand on her shoulder.

"We'll find her." She looked down at the symbol she held in her hand, the symbol she'd found in her child's crib, the symbol she'd known her entire life, the symbol that was now destroying that life.

She clutched her husband's hand, squeezing it for comfort. She knew what she had to do.

He could feel the hate eating him alive. That damn freak had found his way into her home, into her bed. He was the only one allowed there. He was enjoying not having those freaks around. He had left New York to follow her and that monster had the nerve to interrupt his safe haven he created with his girl.

What was she thinking? She was letting this happen! She smiled for him, and looked up at him with those eyes, those eyes he was going to pluck from her head and keep in a glass jar so that he could always look at them. She belonged to him! He took a deep breath. It didn't matter, it was almost time. Soon he would deliver the turtles to their doom and he would make sure she only smiled at him, only looked at him. It was only a matter of time.

"Guys? We're back." Five hours later the girls were done with classes and had headed back to make sure their apartment was still standing. They walked in to see Leo balancing on one foot in the living room, all their furniture pushed to the sides of the room. Piper looked at him uncertainly.

"Just so you know, you're putting everything back." Leo righted himself and walked over and kissed her.

"How was school?" She threw her bag on the couch as Li walked into the kitchen.

"Fine. Have you been training all day?"

"Not all day."

"Have you been training most of the day?"

"…yeah." She nodded.

"Thought so." Li poked her head back in.

"Where's Raph?"

"Here babe." He came up behind her and wrapped his arms around her. She jumped in surprise.

"Gah!" He chuckled as she dropped the mail on the floor. Leo bent over and picked it up and went into the kitchen and put it on the table. Piper followed Leo into the kitchen and started filing through the mail as he made himself a cup of tea.

"Bill, bill, last notice on a magazine, junk, junk for Li, junk for me…huh?" Piper examined an unmarked envelope that was mixed in with the mail. She heard the kettle whistle as she opened the envelope. Inside was a sheet of plain white paper with magazine letters cut out spelling out a message.

"I'm watching you." She looked around in confusion. Was it someone involved with Bishop? Did they know she and Donny were still experimenting with the mutagen? Leo wrapped his arms around her waist and Piper slammed the letter on the kitchen table.

"What's that?" She spun around and kissed him.

"Stuff about graduation." There was no point in worrying him, but she decided to call Donny and see if everything was alright with the mutagen. They had to make sure it was never used again. But a part of her was uneasy. Did they know about the turtles? She escaped Leo's arms and secured the blinds.

"What are you doing?"

"Nothing, wanna order pizza?"

It was dark, he was searching for something, but he didn't know what. It was cold and dark he heard the sound of water dripping and followed the sound. He stepped into a puddle, the floor was flooding, he started running trying to find the source of the water. There was a new sound mixed with the water now. He listened carefully. A sob? Someone was crying and he needed to find them. His feet splashed the floor and the water hit his face. He had to reach the source of the water. He needed to find who was crying.

He found a light the water was coming from the light. He started sprinting and finally found where the water was originating. It was a spotlight, he slowed and saw what is was illuminating.

"Piper?" She was kneeling on the floor, crying. Her tears were the source of the water. "Piper?" She didn't respond. He tried reaching out to her, but his fingers met air. She was gone. He heard a scream and she was struggling against something he couldn't see. Something started pulling her into the dark.

"Leo!" He reached out to her; he tried grabbing her hand but fell short. He started chasing after her. He couldn't reach her before she faded completely into the darkness.

"Piper!" His eyes snapped open. He was mediating. He was in Piper's room and he was mediating. He bolted off the bed and raced into the living room. He stopped when she was Piper hunched over her chemistry book, chewing her pencil. She looked up and smiled at him. His heart rate returned to normal and a sense of relief flooded over him.

"Hey Da Vinci what's up?" Before she could get an answer he was on her, kissing her passionately. He broke the kiss and Piper blinked.

"What was that for?" He smiled.

"Nothing." He sat next to her and held her tightly afraid that if he let go she would disappear.

Several days later saw the girls taking their first exams, while Leo and Raph stayed in their apartment. Leo did not have a problem with this, he used the time to meditate and practice his katas. Raph, however, was getting restless being confined in such a small space. He paced the living room while watching the clock, waiting for Li to get home. Leo was currently in the kitchen, attempting to make a sandwich. Raph went into Li's room to find something to do. He paused in the door; Li's cat was sitting on the bed staring at him. They eyed each other for a minute, daring the other one to make a move. Raph left the room.

"This is worse than being stuck in da lair when it's raining! Dere's nothin' ta do." Leo put his failed attempt at a sandwich away, and waved at his brother to follow him.

"Come on I've been scoping out the roof we can spar there and no one will notice." Raph stopped pacing and grinned. Sparing was good.

"Guys, guys?" Li and Piper walked in a little after five, Li looking incredibly stressed.

"Where'd they go?" The girls looked in their bedrooms and the kitchen, and then met back in the living room.

"Okay, where are they?" Li blew her bangs out of her face, just then; they heard a thump on the ceiling.

"Oh." Piper went into the kitchen, and groaned.

"They can battle aliens and evil government agents, but they can't pick up after themselves." She put the dishes in the sink and turned to Li. "Wanna watch 'em train ?"

"No." She sat down on the couch and turned on the TV. Piper shrugged, and went back into the kitchen. She flipped her phone open and called Raph's shell cell.

"Hello?"

"Come down her and take your girlfriend out, and you better put her in a good mood." She could hear the grin on his face.

"Be right there." Piper went into Li's room and went through her closet and her makeup. She went back into the living room and tossed Li's things into her lap.

"Get ready, Raph's taking you out. First he'll take you to a movie, he'll probably want to drive, but after the movie you should drive so you can take him to the point. I'll pack you a picnic dinner." Li gave Piper a weird look and rifled through the things Piper tossed her, a slutty red shirt with a deep V, red lip stick, and tight booty jeans. She heard Piper yell from the kitchen.

"Why aren't you dressed yet? I'm giving you the box of wine and the fancy plastic cups."

"We have a box of wine?"

"Yes, yes we do."

"Huh, I would like a box of wine." She pondered, changing into the clothes Piper picked out for her. She heard Piper scream suddenly, and ran into the kitchen to see Raph and Leo coming off the roof through the window, startling her.

"Don't do that! Jeez I think you just gave me a heart attack." She was suddenly thoughtful. "Though that does explain how you got on the roof." She turned and faced Raph and Li.

"You're taking her to a movie, and you!" She pointed at Li. "You don't eat the picnic until after the movie." She handed Raph a list. "I made you a list of what to do on your date, you'll notice I gave you exact times, for instance at 6:13 you put your arm around at the movie, and whisper something naughty in her ear. I've decided you're going to see Nightmare on Elm Street, it'll be a good date movie. I'll let you decide why." Everyone in the kitchen stared at Piper as she started packing away the box of wine.

"You called us two minutes ago."

"Yes."

"How did you get this all done in two minutes?"

"I'm good." She handed Raph a picnic basket and gave them both a look. "Why haven't you left yet?" She waved a spatula at them threateningly and they hurried out of the kitchen. Hearing the door slam, she leaned against the counter.

"They're good kids." She was about to go on, when Leo came and wrapped his arms around her and buried his face in her neck, sucking on the junction where her neck meets her shoulder. She gasped.

"Someone's eager." He lifted her up onto the counter and she pulled him up and kissed him, slipping her tongue into his mouth. He kneaded his hands into her hips and she wrapped her arms around his neck, their tongues battling fiercely. His hand went up her shirt and the next thing she knew she was braless. They pulled apart gasping for air.

"I was wrong, you're not a lousy house guest." He licked her ear. "No, definitely not a bad house guest." Their lips met again and they were lost in a haze of lust that had Leo grasping at Piper's pants, when suddenly, the phone rang. Piper jumped in surprise and picked up the receiver on the counter.

"Hello?" She answered in a slur. A chill went down her spine when all she heard was heavy breathing, very heavy breathing. Not so different then the kind she and Leo had been exhibiting. "Hello?" She heard a groan on the other end, her eyes widened and she quickly hung up. Leo gave her a confused look.

"Who was that?"

"Wrong number." But she couldn't shake the feeling of unease. She quickly put down the blinds in the kitchen, even though they were on the third floor, and it was unlikely anyone could see them, it still made her feel better. She grabbed her bra off the floor and turned around to face Leo.

"So how we gonna get the moment back?" He smirked at her.

He slammed his hands against the window sill. He had been touching her. Touching her! And she had let him. Yet he couldn't help but find the sight of her arousing, and put himself in the creature's place. That's how it was supposed to be. How it would be. It was only a matter of time.

Li looked over the list Piper had given them. The first item on the list was at 5:40 Raph was supposed to open the door for her. She looked at the clock, 5:39. She looked at Raph, they had parked at the theater and were waiting for the next showing at 5:45. He seemed to be waiting for something. The clock turned and he got out of the car and opened her car door for her. Her eyes widened. He was following Piper's list! He was actually following the list! He had on his human disguise and kept his hat pulled low over his face as she went and bought tickets. According to the list, she was supposed to buy popcorn and a coke. She bought popcorn and a sprite.

"Ha!" Raph looked at her oddly.

"Uhhh, theater ten?" They went into the darkened theater and sat in the last row so that Raph could take off his hat once the movie started.

"Do you know what time it is?" Li looked at her cell phone.

"5:47." Raph looked at the list. He was supposed to take a bite of popcorn now. He tried grabbing a handful, but Li pulled the popcorn out of his reach. His eyes widened. He tried again, and Li kept him at bay. He looked at the clock 5:48. He gave up trying to eat the popcorn. He lost his window of opportunity. Just then, Li shoved a huge handful into her mouth. Apparently, they were supposed to hold hands now. He looked at Li blatantly ignoring the list and wondered why he even did what it said in the first place. This was Piper they were talking about. He shoved it into his coat pocket and wrapped an arm around her Li's shoulders as the movie started.

Piper looked up from her seat next to Leo. "The list is not being followed."

Two hours later saw Raph and Li walking out of the theater, Raph's arm around her waist and a large grin on his face. He had to give it to Piper, she knew what she was doing when she told them to go to Nightmare on Elm Street. Li got scared half way through and ended up clinging to him. He was quietly pleased with the results. He might have to start following that list again.

"So babe, where to next?" Li shrugged.

"No point wasting the food Piper gave us." Li pulled her keys from her purse. It was a good thing Raph didn't know about The Point's reputation. She didn't need him getting any ideas. And she sure as heck wasn't doing it in her car. Her phone started ringing, she answered without looking at the caller ID.

"Hello?"

"You're not following the list."

"Piper?"

"You're not following the list Li."

"I don't need a list." She hung her phone up. Not two seconds later Raph's phone started ringing. "Don't answer that." Too late.

"Hello?"

"You're not following the list Raph."

"How do you know dat?" Piper went on as though she didn't hear him.

"If you were following the list you'd be at second base already. Have you even left home plate yet Raph?" Silence. "See what happens when you don't follow the list." He pondered the truth of that statement while Li rolled her eyes and took the phone out of his hands and flipped it closed.

"Piper is not dictating our date, come on." She pulled out of the parking lot and decided in order to best Piper she wouldn't go to the Point, she'd go somewhere else.

"Huh, now I have to wait till next season." Piper and Leo had been watching television on the couch after making pizza for dinner. She shut off the TV and was struck by the silence. After a moment, Leo leaned over and cupped her cheek and kissed her softly. It was getting late and Raph and Li weren't back yet. She got up off the couch .

"I think I'm going to get ready for bed." He followed her.

"I think I will too." He took off his knee pads, elbow pads, sash, mask, and weapons.

"Done." Piper laughed while brushing her teeth.

"You're faster than me." She washed her face and closed the door to change into a tank top and shorts. Leo was already in bed when Piper walked out of the bathroom. She jumped on the bed and bounced slightly. She grinned and arranged Leo into what she considered the best position for sleeping. She put him on his side and slung his arm around her middle she grinned into his plastron.

"Okay we can go to sleep now." Leo bent down and gently kissed her. He ran his fingers through her hair and she smiled and traced an invisible pattern with her fingers on his plastron. She had no idea just how much she meant to him. Most people screamed and were afraid of them, he had never thought he could actually have a relationship with someone. She gave him a piece of a normal life, someone he could hold and love, and he wouldn't give her up for the world.

"I love you." Piper stared up at him with shock written on her face. Her face relaxed into a gentle smile. She kissed him.

"I love you too." He kissed her again, caressing her cheek. He pulled himself on top of her, putting his weight on his knees and elbows. She wrapped her arms around his neck as they paused to breathe. Leo pressed his forehead to hers, then moved to kiss her again. She surprised him by licking his lips and pressing her tongue to his. He groaned and pressed himself closer to her. He broke the kiss and pressed his lips to her neck, leaning on one arm and stroking her side with the other.

She craned her neck to the side, giving him more access. His hand slipped under her shirt and made his way to her breasts. He gently massaged them taking pleasure in the small moans that escaped her throat. He kissed up her neck and met her mouth again. He slipped his tongue into her mouth and she wrapped her arms around him, pulling him closer, bucking her hips into his. He groaned and let her dominate him. Her tongue winning their duel, she explored his mouth. He let her have her fun, until he decided it was his turn. He broke away and kissed up her face, licking her ear, earning a gasp. He smirked to himself and nibbled lightly on her earlobe, at the same time slowly moving her shirt off. He pulled away to toss it to the side and bent down to attack her collar bone. She didn't wear a bra to bed, leaving him very happy. He never thought he'd be such a boob guy. He teased her by kissing around her breasts, until she finally managed to gasp out.

"Stop….teasing!" He obliged her. He met her breasts with a lick, and Piper groaned. He flicked her nipple with his tongue, then kissed down her stomach and paused at her pajama bottoms.

"You got a tattoo?" She shrugged.

"Spur of the moment thing." He chuckled and kissed her again. He loved she was impulsive, he could plan everything out in his clay, and here would come Piper with a different plan she just thought up, and there would go all his plans for the day. She would drag him away and remind him there's more to life than duty and honor.

"I love you." She smiled.

"You said that already."

"I haven't said it enough. I love you. I love your smile, I love what you do to me, I love being with you, being around you, and making you laugh. I love you." He finished, kissing her again.

"Ditto."

"Ditto?" Piper smiled proudly and nodded.

"Ditto." She started laughing at the look he was giving her. "I'm kidding, well I'm not I love you too. It's just you said it so well I had to jump on board." He growled at her and playfully attacked her, pinning her down.

"I'll show you jumping on board."

"Ooooo, I'm so scared. What's the big bad turtle going to do to me?"

"Whatever I want." He replied in a husky voice. He pinned her arms above her head and kissed her heatedly. Keeping her arms pinned with one hand, he easily encircled her two wrists, his other hand moving down her body. He hooked his thumbs into her shorts, massaging her hip bones. She groaned and his hand slipped her shorts off. He looked up at her, he still remembered what happened last time.

"It's okay Leo, I trust you." He kissed her center and inhaled her musky scent. He gave her an experimental lick and was pleased when she groaned and rolled her head back. He continued his ministrations.

"L-Leo." She gasped out and held on to his shell. He removed his mouth and aligned their bodies thrusting into her, claiming her as his.

Li walked into the kitchen. She needed a cup of coffee after her late night with Raph last night. They ended up just driving around as she showed him the town, and after the sun set they went to the park. By the time they came back Leo and Piper had already gone to bed. Speaking of her roommate, she was already awake and staring over her cup of coffee with a perturbed look on her face.

"Piper?" Li sat down at the table and waved her hand in Piper's face. She grabbed Li's hand and gazed at her with a haunted look in her eyes.

"The horror."

"Piper?"

"That sound Li. That sound."

"What sound?"

"That sound it was…that sound." Piper shivered and hunched over her coffee.

"What are you talking about?" She set her coffee cup down.

"Last night, Leo and I…last night we had sex."

"And he was bad?"

"Oh no it wasn't that, it was good, he was good, but Li…" She trailed off.

"What?"

"He makes these sounds."

"So he's vocal?" Li didn't see the problem.

"No, not like that. He peeped then he made this sound I've never heard before. It was…the horror." Piper shuddered again. "It was great but I was biting my tongue to keep from laughing…" Li looked perturbed.

"Huh maybe it's a mutant turtle thing? Thanks for the warning though." She went and poured herself some coffee. Piper got a sly look on her face.

"Why, you think you and Raph are gonna get it on anytime soon?" Li paused.

"No! We're not that far in our relationship yet." She stated matter of factly before sitting down opposite of Piper at their table.

"Good luck not laughing when you do. Can't see Raph taking that well."

"And Leo would?"

"No, it would break his heart. I just need to figure out how not to laugh. But the sex did cure the katas in the sleep problem." Piper started contemplating how best to deal with Leo's problems in bed. Li cocked her head wondering what the heck Piper was going on about. They both heard a thud from the ceiling and looked up.

"You think they're going to be done anytime soon?" Leo was adamant about their training schedule and after finding out the roof was the perfect place to train had dragged Raph up there with him at dawn. Piper, needless to say, had been disgruntled when he left.

"He has lousy sex etiquette." She grumbled over her coffee, before putting her cup in the sink and grabbing her bag. "I'm going to the library to study a bit before my final." She opened the door and stepped into a pile of flowers. She shut the door and examined the flowers. What was once a bouquet of long steamed roses was now a pile of torn and ragged flowers scattered around her floor. She moved the flowers around with her foot. What was she supposed to do about this? She momentarily thought about going back inside and getting Leo, but what was the point of that? Her neighbor probably just had a fight with her boyfriend and dumped the flowers there in a fit of anger. She picked up as many of the petals as she could and dumped them in the trash on her way outside of the building. As she threw away the last of the flowers she received a text on her phone. What she read sent a chill down her spine.

I saw what you did, whore.