1. The first time he realized he was gay was when Mike called him up and asked if he wanted to watch the DVD Brittany had sent him of her "doing this totally hot dance with the scary Asian vampire girl and her gay friend". Naturally he had to see that.
So when Mike puts the DVD in you both sit back on the couch and then your both shocked at the black and white homage to Beyonce. First thing you notice is that Tina looks way better without all that junk on her face. The second this you notice is that Britt is really good at dancing to "Single Ladies" and the third thing you notice is Kurt Hummel shaking' his white boy booty to Beyonce and you notice how pretty his hair looks and how Britt was totally right, this dance is sexy.
When the clip finishes both you and Mike have pillows on you laps and are mumbling excuses about needing to go pee.
2. He waxes his chest.
3. He was that national spelling bee champ in Junior High. He still reads the dictionary for fun
4. When he finishes school he wants to become a fire fighter. It's been his dream since kindergarten when his uncle Steven came to visit and told you all about his job in Chicago
5. The first person Matt came out to was Mike. It was when he were getting that damn spider out of his ear. He still remembers the conversation word for word.
Matt - "Dude I'm gay"
Mike - "Ok"
6. Rachel Berry scares him. She reminds him of his grandma Celine, who he's pretty sure is Satan in disguise.
7. Frank Sinatra is his favorite singer. If he ever grows a pair and asks Hummel on a date he is singing "Fly me to the moon" outside his window.
8. He's pretty sure that if he were a chick and Mike were a chick and they were both like 40 and still hot they would totally be lesbian together.
9. When Tanaka told them to choose between glee and football, the option of quitting glee didn't even enter his mind.
10. He really wishes he had the courage to tell Kurt who's putting those notes in his locker.
A/N - Here Matt, poor love sick Matt. Ok so do you guys think Matt and Kurt should get together? because i am totally convinced that Matt is gay and Kurt needs love.
Next up is the wonderful and completely under used Mike Chang.
