10 things nobody knows about Mike Chang

1. When he was five his mom made him take ballet lessons with his sister. He still drives to the city for lessons twice a week.

2. He has this totally irrational urge to kick Artie Abrams. It started when he overheard him bragging to Finn about Tina's amazing collection of Victoria's Secret.

3. Even his grandmother calls him other Asian. Sue Sylvester is a bitch.

4. The most embarrassing moment of his friendship with Matt was after watching the "Single Ladies" DVD. He seriously had no idea Tina could move like that. Then the DVD ended and Matt was in exactly the same position i was in, pillow on lap and slightly out of breath. We both sorta mumbled and ran to the bathrooms.

Most awkward moment ever.

5. He can speak Cantonese, Spanish, French, Italian and Swedish.

6. Brittany was one the sweetest people he had the pleasure of knowing.

7. He wasn't suppose to try out for football. On his first day of High School, he was being chased by Puck with a fire extinguisher. Coach Tanaka saw him run from the door and told the then 14 year old Mike that he was trying out for football after school and to tell his friend with the Mohawk to join him. So really it was all Pucks fault he was a jock.

8. Every time he hooks up with Santana he feels a little guiltier. Not only were her and Britt so obviously in love that no man was going to win either girls hearts, but he always felt a little emptier inside after each time.

9. He once considered asking Mercedes out on a date to get closer to Tina. Then he was horrified at what a desperate, asshole move that would be.

10. A crying Tina in his arms broke his heart, so he tried to kiss all her pain away. An hour later they were on his bed, naked and sweating. Mike swore to god this was all too good to be true. Then he was holding a sleeping Tina in his arms, so he told her he loved her because he was too much of a coward to say it while she was conscious. When he woke up, cold and alone, it was almost like his chest was about to cave in. It was the single worst moment of his life.

A/N - Poor poor Mike. Him and Matt really can't catch a break. Well thats glee clubber number five. Up next is Quinn Fabray