1. When he was in like fifth grade their teacher made them write a report on what they wanted to be when they grow up Puck totally wanted to be Chuck Norris. That guy was what you call a badass.
2. He will murder any asshole that tries to blink in his sisters direction. That punk was totally checking out her ass, he remembers being eight.
3. He really wishes he could keep Beth. He knows Quinn doesn't belive him when he says he wouldn't bail out, but its true. He would do anything for his little girl.
4. Having Finn hate him was a lot harder than he thought it would be.
5. Not that he'd ever tell anybody but he felt really bad when he put wheels in the porta potty. It was Azimio's idea anyway.
6. When he came home from sectional and told his mother that he got Quinn Fabray pregnant she didn't look angry or shocked, just real sad. When he told her he was sorry all she could say to him was "you always are Noah".
That was when he decided he was going to change.
7. He hasn't slushied anybody since he got one to the face. That shit burned.
8. He once tried to get into Finn's mom's pants. Then just before he was gunna take off his shirt and suggest he "look at her pipes" he realized that this wasn't him being a badass, this was just him being an ass so he bolted out as soon as he could.
9. He cried like a little bitch when he got his nipple pierced.
10. He lied to Rachel Berry when he said he was going to break up with her anyway.
A/N - And heres Noah. I hope I'm not updating too fast for you guys, its just i have most of these written out so i get a little impatient.
Anyway these lists are getting harder and harder, although I'm not sure why. Again thank you to all those who review, you guys make my day.
I have decided I'm going to write the one shot i mentioned so look forward to some Murt (thank you AdamPascalFan for that one lol) action, a drunk Mike Chang and some good old fashion Rachel Berry walk outs.
Speaking of Rachel Berry shes up next =]