10 things nobody knows about William Schuester

1. He hates his hair. Besides being ammunition to Sue Sylvester's endless stream of abuse he has been called 'Curly Moe' one too many times to ever truly like it. The only reason he keeps it long is because Emma once mentioned she liked it.

2. He knows that sometimes he gets a little too close to his students. He's probably given one too many hugs to Quinn and had one too many private conversations with Finn and danced a little too close to Brittany and Mike, but he can't help it. He tends to forget their his students and not his own children to shower affection on.

3. He knows exactly where each of his students will end up in ten years time. He knows that Rachel, Mercedes, Kurt and Mike are all too talented not to get noticed. He knows that Tina, Santana, Quinn and Matt are all too smart not to end up as billionaires. He knows that Finn will always be content in Lima and he knows that Artie and Puck are are charismatic enough to do anything with their lives.

4. The first person he ever meet at McKinley High was Sue and he remembers feeling completely and utterly stunned when he heard her introduce herself as "The single most important person you will ever meet in you dull and repetitive existence, now remove yourself, I need to go order special hand made Australian possum skin uniforms for my cheerios"

5. The first person he had ever kissed wasn't Terri, it was a giant hulking mass of muscle named Hank Ruthford. It was after his first ever Glee rehearsal when he was 14 and he trying on his fluro yellow bell bottom jeans with matching jacket costume when suddenly Hank spun him around and gave him the most passionate kiss he had ever received. He almost had a heart attack when Matt walked into his office that day to audition, their resemblance is uncanny.

6. Emma Pillsbury reminded him of Cinderella. A beautiful and sweet princess only the luckiest bastard in the world got to keep.

7. He knows he favors Finn and Rachel, and to a lesser extent Artie, Puck and Mercedes but he can't help it. Problem is he hasn't got the slightest idea what to do with the others. Santana's voice was a little too aggressive, Quinn's was a little too jazzy, Brittany's had an odd monotone to it and Tina's was some sort of odd cross between sweet and husky. He wasn't sure if Matt or Mike could even sing and Kurt was an entirely different ball game. When he started glee he had no idea that there could be such a confusing amount of talent and genres.

8. He can honestly say Brad is one of the coolest guys to walk the planet.

9. Ever since Brittany waltzed into his office and asked if he would like to make out "because coach said I should totally try it and if I could get pictures it would be awesome" he had stared carrying a rape whistle and keeping his office door locked.

10. When he found out Terri's pregnancy was fake fake he can't say he was shocked, he wasn't as oblivious as people thought he was. It didn't stop his heart from breaking when it was confirmed though.

A/N - And I'm back in the game. Hello all and I'm so sorry this took months to update, but here i am!

anyway this is Mr Schuester list. I'm feeling a little out of practice so if this isn't up to scratch please let me know.

Next up is the ever elusive Brad the piano guy AKA tinkles =]