1. If one more person calls him Tinkles he will use his black belt skills on them.
2. Sometimes he gets the feeling those kids are stalking him. He can't even spend a quiet lunchtime alone going over song arrangements and enjoying a cup of coffee without a crazy Jewish diva demanding he play a totally inappropriate Lady Gaga song so she can have a duet with her long lost surrogate mother.
3. Just once he would like to have a practice with someone touching the piano. Those little worms don't seem to realize how long it takes to polish out the scratches after their done expressing their love via song.
4. As creepy and perverted as it makes him feel he can honestly say that some of the women to enter the choir room are the hottest he had ever seen. That Sue Sylvester...
5. All of the guesses about his identity had been wrong so far. He was not Batman, a mob boss, a secret pimp, a vampire, a sneaky gay or the source of all evil. He did however paint houses in the summer.
6. One day he will tell all those brats just how annoying and over dramatic they all were. Till then he'll just entertain himself with his voodoo dolls.
7. He had struck up a nice little friendship with Will, even if the guy was a weepy drunk he did know some awesome Tupac raps.
8. Brittany Pierce needs to learn not to chase people for kisses. Hadn't anybody taught the damn girl about playing hard to get? or about student teacher laws in Ohio?
9. Even though he feels like strangling them most of the time, the new directions team was his so when he informs the Ohio show choir board that the Vocal Adrenalin pianist worked as an assassin on weekend he didn't feel too bad. His competitive streak didn't allow for guilt.
10. Most of the time he can't stand the kids but other days, like his birthday when each student brought him a gift and Rachel baked him a cake he figures their not always so bad.
A/kind of - Finished. Wow I'm kind of sad now, its like my first born child just left home or something.
Man Brad is a grumpy old bastard! but I figured he would be grumpy. People keep sitting on his piano and messing up his hair. And yes I have decided that Brad and Sue are having a secret affair where they have crazy monkey sex every Sunday. Also I have Sam's list all written out, should I post it or do you guys just want to stick to the original 12 glee members?
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