1. His hair really is naturally that blonde. He just didn't have the courage to tell Quinn his real secret.
2. He doesn't like Ohio, like at all. It's boring, cold, small minded and people seem to fry everything here.
3. He will never, ever introduce Puck to his mother. He seriously thinks he needs therapy after the guys at his old school showed him a copy of Playboy she had modeled in.
4. He's a sucker for a set of pretty eyes. So when he was first introduced to Artie and his electric blue eyes his jaw almost dropped. Kurt's eyes made him want to gaze into them for hours at a time and Puck's gave him strange homoerotic feelings.
5. He wasn't gay, Quinn had pretty much erased all feeling he might have had towards guys. But the fact is his last relationship was with a science geek named Paul DiMaggio, who had eyes the color of pure silver and who knew the names of all the constellations. He was a firm believer in falling in love with a person not a gender
6. He hated words. He hates the fact he can't read them, he hates the jumbled up way they look on paper and he hates how there are so many of them. Most of all he hates the fact that he's forced to learn them.
7. He was taught never to judge another persons situation, choices or mistakes. As a result of this he can't understand how people can be homophobic, sexist, racist or misogynistic.
8. His entire family was in the modeling industry. His grandmother modeled for Chanel in the 50's. His mother modeled for Vivian Westwood in the 80's and his sister is currently the face of Marc Jacobs fall line. He decided not to tell anybody in Lima of his though. He's had enough weirdos hit on his mother to last a lifetime and he's pretty sure Kurt will forever stalk his grandmother once he found out that she was a good friend of Coco Chanel.
9. He knows what he did to coach Beiste was wrong and cruel. Vanity was one of his vices and after growing up in a family where being beautiful was the most important thing he is ashamed to admit he judges people on appearance. He is working on fixing that but after years of being shallow it's a hard habit to break.
10. He can't for the life of him understand why the glee kids are so unpopular. Artie was six different kinds of awesome, Puck was one of the most loyal guys he had ever met, Mike was a genuinely the nicest guy in Lima, Finn was too clueless to hate and Kurt and Matt were so in love it warmed his heart. While Rachel was a little abrasive, she always meant well; Santana and Brittany were the lesbian version of Matt and Kurt and Tina's wit and sarcasm were the highlight of his day, he's pretty sure he has a minor crush on Mercedes and Quinn was the greatest person he had ever meet. How could people hate them?
A/N - Ok so I cracked. This really is the last one though so unless we get a new member joining glee club this is it. Please please please review and tell me what you honestly loved and hates about these lists.
I noticed Sam could be kind of shallow and I decided that his entire family consists of beautiful blonde people. Also he did indeed have a boyfriend at his old school but didn't think Quinn would understand. But please do not let his vanity ruin the charcter for you, nobody is perfect even if they do look like a Ken doll. Did you think my description of the glee club was accurate?, because I also cannot figure out why their so unpopular. They all seem so damn cool and attractive.
Also who knows how to write smut? I want to learn, badly. Tina and Mike's hook up needs to be documented!
I think I'm going to start a smut campaign for Tike, Katt and Puck/brittana threesome.
Ok so now that I have broadcasted my lust for lust, I just want to say again thank you to everybody who read this and reviewed.