10 Things you didn't know about Lauren Zizes
She's a complete and total slut. Seriously she's slept with half the football team, Jacob and the entire A.V. club. How stereotypical of her right? But really it has nothing to do with self esteem. She just really really likes sex.
Her second cousin is Dave Karofsky and she sincerely hopes nobody ever make the connection. She's almost ashamed to be related to that asshole.
She hopes that one day someone from the Glee club can wake up and be her for a day, just so they can see what a complete fool their making out of themselves. Who the hell does sexy routines to Push It at school assembly's and dresses up as Lady Gaga and goes around trying to convince devout Christians their vampires?
She should be depressed because of her looks, she should be desperate to be popular, and she should be worried that she can actually say she's held a conversation with Jacob Ben Israel about something other than Rachel Berry or McKinley gossip. She should have the lowest self esteem in the entire school but she doesn't. She is who she is, and if people didn't like it they can get screwed.
She can sing and totally sound like Judy Garland. She kills 'The Trolley Song'
Puckerman was a complete and total bastard. She still can't figure out how she fell in love with the idiot. It was probably the arms.
Show choir is fun, stupid but fun. It's nice to talk to someone who isn't a bulimic wrestler or crazy Jewish pervert.
She truly and passionately hates her mother. The worst part about that? Her mother really loves her, she just loves her brother more
Her brother Mason is currently enrolled at Stanford University and is the star basketball player there. She has never been able to forgive him for refusing to acknowledge their family connection when she started high school.
Sometimes she thinks she's going to spend the rest of her life alone, prickly and sarcastic. But then Rachel invites her to a slumber party and she talks Sylvia Plath with Tina and Mercedes asks her where she gets her skirt from. Show choir may be stupid but nobody can deny it's got its charms.
A/N – Ok I give up, I'm never going to be fully able to give up these lists up so whenever somebody new joins up the glee club there getting a list whether you people like it or not.
I know people are asking why I don't just write out a list for everybody. Truthfully I'm not that interested in anybody else, plush the thought of having to imitate Sue Sylvester gives me stage fright so I'm just going to stick with the glee club.
On a completely unrelated matter has anybody heard the glee version of the song "hello twelve, hello thirteen, hello love"? Because it's awesome and I'm pretty sure it's an autobiographical retelling of my puberty years. Plush it's sung as a duet with Lea Michele and Jon Geoff, so you just know it's made of pure greatness.
I like Lauren; she's got spunk and confidence which appeals to me. I also get the feeling she's a whore, please don't ask me why I have no idea.
As always thank you for taking the time to read my pointless rambling and please don't hesitate to tell me what you thought of Lauren's list. No seriously, don't hesitate =]