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BPOV

So I can sleep what's the big deal…that isn't the weirdest thing about me so why stress it? Anywhooo...ladies and gentlemen I am rather excited to announce that today is the day that the oh so famous Volturi are coming. Actually we are waiting for them right now in a little field not to far from the house. "This will be interesting" I hear Rosalie mutter on the other side of the field. "Damn straight bitch" I murmur under my breath and her head snaps up in my direction. I raise my eye brows at her, daring for her to make the first move but as it happens she is much brighter than Edward…who would've guesses? "They're here" Alice whispers facing the north and I can easily smell their scents. I keep a straight face as they emerge form the bushes in a 'v' shape.

"Aro, old friend. How are the times treating you?" Carlisle asks…always a gracious host. "Well, Carlisle, extremely well and I see that Isabella has finally been granted her wish" He says eyeing me. Once his eyes actually reach mine he jerks back a bit. "Wow, they are some eyes you have my dear" he says inching away form me. "That's what they tell me" I say smiling with fake kindness. I look at the rest of the members and smirk. "Hey, Alec" I say flirtatiously causing Emmett to growl. "Oh come on Emmy, don't you remember our little conversation" I ask winking at him, a large smile spreads across his face and he takes my hand in his.

"Oh, I see we have had a bit of a couples change" Aro says gesturing towards Emmett and I. Carlisle nods slowly, smiling slightly. "I am interested to know what young Isabella's talent is Carlisle my old friend" Aro yet again looks over me. "Jane" he calls and the blonde haired vampire glides to his side. "Would you do the honors of testing" he asks smiling and narrowing his eyes at me. Jane focuses her eyes on my and I do the same to her. I know my eyes changed to a crimson red because Jane fell to the floor screaming in pain. I smirk at my accomplishment. "Hurts like a bitch doesn't it" I hiss at her. Still on the floor she thrives in pain. Aro is looking at me with wide eyes.

"Umm, Alec" Alec glides forward and stops at Aro's side. He begins stalking toward the family and I so I focus my energy in him. He stops mid step and stays there. "What the hell?" I hear Demetri mutter in his adorable accent. "Move Alec!" Caius yells at him. "I can't" he murmurs completely embarrassed. "Anyone else?" I ask letting Alec fall on his face. "Deme…" I focus on Aro and my eyes turn purple. He flies towards me and stops right in front of me. "Trick question" I whisper before sending him flying into the surrounding trees. "How dare you" Caius snarls at me. I smirk at him. "Enjoy yourselves while you can boys…and Jane" I say smiling smugly at them. "Wha..." Felix didn't even get to finish his question before I sent them all back home.

"You could have taken them all on single handedly" Jasper says in awe. I nod agreeing with his obvious statement. "That's my girl" Emmett whispers nuzzling his face into my neck and inhaling my scent. I giggle because it tickled. "Seriously Bella this has to stop, I know you don't love him because you love me" Edward snarls at me…I roll my eyes at him. The whole time we have been back Rosalie hasn't complained once about Emmett and I. "Oh Edward…didn't you learn the first 3 times not to mess with me" I say crouching down in a fighting stance. He mimics my actions. "You don't love him" Edward hisses at me. "I beg to differ" I growl back at him. "I know you don't love him because no-one could love that" He snarls gesturing to Emmett and that's when I lunge at him.

Boy it felt good to sink my teeth into his flesh. He thrived in pain underneath me but I didn't get up. I will teach him to talk bad about my Emmett. I rip one of his arms off and throw it into the surrounding forest. "Say one more thing Edward and I swear I wont hesitate to rip the head off next" I say warningly before jumping up off him and facing my shocked family. I suddenly felt immense shame at what I had done so I turned on my mind reading skills just this once…

I swear the idiot never learns…but I have to admit Bella looking all wild and HOT was well worth the insult- Emmett

Oh my son, he should know better than to insult a newborns mate…or maybe its just Bella's mate, if she wanted she could be dangerous- Carlisle

Bitch- Rosalie

Yeah I bet I got more action just then than Emmett will ever get- Edward

My daughter is a marvelous creature. Continuingly amazing me with her self control- Esme.

I think I will ask Bella if she wants some fighting lessons…she is good now but just think, with my help she could be the vampire queen- Jasper

I wonder if after all this Bella will want to come shopping with me- Alice.

I roll my eyes at Alice's thoughts. "Bella, after this whole ordeal…" Alice started but I cut her off. "No I will not go shopping with you" I say smirking at her bewildered expression. "Come on Bells…lets go home" Emmett says grabbing my hand and running across the Canadian border. I sigh when I see our little teepee home. I know it isn't really much but it is more home than anywhere else. "I love you Emmett" I say walking into the little house. "I love you too Bells…and I love our teepee" He adds smiling hugely as I giggle.

THE END!

Authors Note

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