This story is for yukinothekoneko's July contest.

Here are the rules for the contest:

1. Any and all fandoms are accepted.

2. You must commit to the month of July.

3. Each chapter must be at least 100-1,000 words.

4. One of the genres must be Comedy, Gender Bender, or Boy x Boy.

5. Talk about the challenge in the first chapter.

The chosen Genre for the story is... (Drumroll please) GENDER BENDER!

Please enjoy. ^^

Disclaimer: D. Gray Man and Ouran High School Host Club do not belong to me.

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Note to Soulless Ghosty: I know this is a chappy late, but even though Honey and Mori are skilled ninjas, they need to use Innocence to destroy Akuma. They may be able to kick but, but won't be able to destroy Akuma unless their Innocence activates.

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I yawned for the the fiftieth time and glared at Lupus. He didn't wake me up and Haruhi had to. My body still felt like lead, but I had to spar. This was a once a week lesson, missing one was just too long of a vacation.

"Alright, someone volunteer or I'll just choose someone at random." I stated as I placed my left hand on my hip and looked at my right hand boredly.

"Before we continue this little, 'lesson', could you tell us who that was that was just here?" Kyouya asked while pushing up his glasses.

"Kyouya! Thanks for volunteering!" I exclaimed while gesturing for him to come to the center of the pit.

"What! But, I..." He stuttered. The twins pushed him forward and said, "Off you go Kyouya!"

Kyouya glared at them, then looked at me and sighed. "Might, as well get this over with..."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Time Skip

I had sparred with everyone now and none of them had their Innocence activate. Kyouya wasn't terrible, but he wasn't great at dodging or fighting. Hikaru had dodged most of my attacks, but let his quard down briefly a few times, allowing me the perfect chance to expose his weakness. Kaoru was pretty much the same as his brother, but he kept his guard up better. Haruhi... She wasn't great, but wasn't terrible. I had to stop my blade in mid air only and inch away from her head several times, but she was pretty good at dodging to say the least.

I sighed, then said to no one in particular, "Why didn't the Innocence activate?"

All the hosts glared at me except Honey, Mori, and Haruhi. "Well, good work today. Go change and a Finder will be waiting to take you home outside the changing rooms."

All the hosts left to go to the changing rooms and I turned and jumped back up to the edge of the pit where Lupus was still working on his computer, but was in a mess of wires. I chuckled and he glared at me. "Find anything?" I asked, amused.

He glared at me, then turned his attention back to the computer screen and said, "No. I used to think old fashioned golems were just incompatible with computers, now I've learned they're completely compatible, just heavily secured with an unlimited number of codes!"

I cocked an eyebrow, then walked over beside him and looked at the laptop screen. There were a bunch of windows up with a bunch of codes and program buttons that I had no idea what was going on. I watched for a minute as Lupus clicked random buttons, typed in computer orders, then continued pushing more buttons. Something seemed off about what he was doing.

"Are you trying to hack Timcanpy?" I asked incredulously.

"I can't get any information unless I hack him." Lupus answered, not even glancing at me. I huffed, then looked at Timcanpy who looked absolutely miserable having all the wires plugged into him.

"Timcanpy," I said in a soothing voice as I walked over in front of him and crouched down. "Would you please show us the videos you have of my great great grandfather? Please?"

Timcanpy looked up at me, then shook himself side to side.

"Why not?" I asked him, trying to be as innocent as possible.

He just shook himself side to side again.

"But you already showed me that one clip, why won't you show me any others?" I asked sweetly.

"He showed you a clip?" Lupus asked from beside me.

"Yeah, it was pretty much the same BS I went through earlier. Rouvelier falsely accusing the Walker line, again." I answered.

"Why didn't you tell me this earlier?" Lupus asked, shocked.

"Because nothing really important happened in the clip." I stated. "And I just don't like you enough to tell you."

I turned back towards Timcanpy and said, "If you just give us access to your data storage, this will be over sooner." Timcanpy shook himself side to side again.

I sighed, then asked Lupus, "Have you gotten anywhere in trying to hack him?"

"No..." Lupus trailed off, ashamed. "But I've tryed creating stronger hacking programs, but this golem has a stronger defense than a government computer."

"How's that even possible?" I asked.

"You're guess is as good as mine." Lupus muttered.

I raised an eyebrow, then looked at the miserable little golem. I sighed before saying, "If you can't hack him before midnight, then just stop. I don't know why, but I think this golem is more human than the others."

"What?" Lupus exclaimed.

"'What?' About the stop at midnight thing, or the 'human' thing?" I asked.

"The midnight thing! I might not be able to hack him by then!" Lupus shouted.

"Then he'll remain unhacked. It's just pure torture to try hacking him for hours on end without giving him a break." I stated.

Lupus glared at me, then muttered something and continued trying to hack Timcanpy.

I stood up, then walked back to the spot I had been sitting at earlier that day, before the ouran teens arrived, and picked up the black book with the red pentagram. I sat down and flipped open to the firt page.

"Forget everything you have learned about Hell and its servants. You mortals only know lies."

I cocked an eyebrow. This was interesting... and rude.

"The servant's known as Horsemen are merely humans unlucky enough to have Satan transform them. They must obey Satan so that he will relinquish his hold on them. If they do not, he will immediatly kill them and send them to the deepest pits of hell.

But, there is one whom can save them! A creature that god chooses and endows with the heart. The one with the heart is the only one whom can save them! But, the one with the heart will most likely be killed by a horseman since the heart is one of the objects Satan wishes to have in his possession.

If only the horsemen knew what it looked like..."

I thought for a moment. This book wouldn't make sense to a normal person, but the 'heart' could be the Innocence. But if that were true, it'd be impossible to kill a horseman.

I skimmed through the pages and stopped when I caught site of a word, no, a name, I hoped I had read wrong. I read the page and it said,

"...and in exchange for the secret of how to create demons, the Millenium Earl offered to corrupt the beings that worshipped god that were known as, 'Noah', and destroy the heart. Of course, Satan took great delight in finding the strange being could corrupt them, so he agreed to the deal.

The horsemen became unnessecary for a while, so Satan relinquished his hold on them. But, his demons started self destructing for unknown reasons. He was losing his servants, so he choose four new beings to be his horsemen.

Using them, he discovered the Millenium Earl had betrayed him.

The Millenium Earl had tampered with the Demons and caused them to start self destructing. When Satan ordered his horsemen to hunt down the Earl, he was nowhere to be found, leaving an infuriated Satan to plot his revenge.

But the Horsemen did learn two things. One was that the Earl had suceeded in corrupting the Noah, and the second being the Earl was using Demons to try and destroy all the humans."

"Hey Lupus." I stated as I looked up from the book.

"What?" He asked as he busily typed away.

"Did you ever read this book?" I asked.

"No. I found no reason to." He paused from typing and looked at me. "Why? Is there something in it?"

"Sorta. Nothing about Allen or the key, but some information on the Earl." I stated. His eyes widened and he put out his hand as a silent demand to give him the book. I handed it to him and he read the page.

"I'd say it lies, but it's too accurate. They know about the Earl, the fact he can control demons, and the Noah. And looking at the worn pages, I'd say it dates back to the 1500's." Lupus stated as he observed the book.

I grabbed it out of his hands and said, "That's nice to know, but I still need to read it."

He glared at me, so I tapped the back of my wrist and smile when his face paled. He immmediatly went back to trying to hack Timcanpy since I was serious about him stopping at midnight.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Time Skip

I tapped my foot impatiently as the elevator climbed to the 57th floor. I had changed back at the Japanese branch and had my Ouran uniform in a bag and was now wearing another order uniform. Lupus had been unsuccesful in hacking Timcanpy, whom was now hiding in my pocket and was very grateful to be freed of the wires. I looked down at my right hand which held the book by 'H.E.L. Horsman'. I had read all the others back at base and told Lupus he could take them back to Bookman headquarters for me and he called me an 'unappreciative slavedriver'. I ignored him of course, otherwise he'd be dead.

The elevator 'ding'-ed as it finally made it to my floor. I stepped out when the doors opened and went to my apartment door. As soon as I opened it, I set the book on a stand next to the door and flicked the lightswitch on. I froze when I saw a certain person standing in the middle of the room, holding a book up, and staring at me, surprised.

"What the hell Tyki! Having an apartment below mine isn't enough? You have to fuckin' break and enter too?" I yelled at him.

"I didn't so much 'break' as I did 'enter'." Tyki stated with a smirk. "And what's with all these books? Normally you'd be the one to kill and ask questions later."

"Yeah, well when I can't 'kill', I research my opponent to know they're weaknesses. The only reason you're still alive is because there isn't much useful information on you." I retorted.

"I'm wounded! You'd really try to kill me?" Tyki said as he clutched his chest like it was in pain.

I glared at him, then said, "Fuck you."

"Love ya too." He said with a wink.

I flipped him off and said, "Shut up, and get out my apartment."

"Or what?" Tyki asked with an amused smirk. "If you call the police, I'll just kill themand draw a lot of unwanted attention to you. And if you call the order, there will be a lot of damage to the surrounding area, and you'll most likely be accused of treason again."

I growled in frustration, then stepped to the side of my door and pointed out towards the hall. "Out. Now." I hissed.

"Maybe I don't wanna leave." Tyki said childishly as he walked over and sat down on my couch. "The 57th floor is a lot nicer than the 56th floor. I has such a better view than my room."

"Tyki, I don't want to argue at," I glanced at the clock in my livingroom. "Two in the morning, so just leave."

"But I don't want to be all alone in my apartment." Tyki said with a pout on his face.

"Then get a lonely guy cat." I stated from my spot by the door.

"Here, kitty-kitty-kitty. Here girl." Tyki called to me while patting the cushion on the couch next to him.

"Out." I stated as I pointed towards the hall again.

"Aww, Raven's angry... Does she want some catnip?" Tyki asked with an amused grin.

"No Raven wouldn't want some catnip, and of course she'd be angry if she walked into her apartment to find her arch enemy walking around with one of her book! Wait," I paused a moment, "Why were you even in here in the first place?"

Tyki looked away and started whistling innocently.

"Ty-KI!" I yelled angrily.

"I did nothing wrong."

"Tyki."

"..."

"Tyki!"

"..."

"TYKI!"

"..."

I picked up the nearest hardcover book and chucked it at him, succesfully hitting him on the head.

"OW! What was that for!" He yelled.

"For being a fucking pedophile! Now get out!" I yelled at him.

"Well, I wouldn't be a 'fucking' pedophile unless-" Tyki started.

"GET OUT BEFORE I GO DRAGON ON YOUR ASS!" I yelled at him.

"And destroy the top floor of the Katsugaya hotel? I know you wouldn't do that." Tyki said with a smirk.

"Try me." I said through gritted teeth.

"I'd love to." Tyki stated with the same smirk.

I glared at him, then activated the Innocence on my hands, turning them into two giant blades.

"Out." I gave him one last warning.

"Hmm? I thought you said dragon, not blades." he stated. That was it, I snapped.

I charged towards him and swung my right blade at him, but he simply phased through the back of the couch and I ended up cutting it in two.

"So how'd training go?" Tyki asked casually, as if his life wasn't in danger at the moment.

I jumped forward and swung my left blade to decapitate him, but he ducked and stepped to the right. (My right, his left.)

"I'm guessing it could have gone better?" He stated with a bored expression.

I swung the back of my right blade at him as I turned and he ducked. I proceded to try and stab him a multitude of times, but he dodged each attack.

"If I'm correct, didn't you have to have an Akuma attack you to have your Innocence activate?" Tyki casually asked as he started backing up to dodge my attacks.

I sped up the pace and almost hit him when he let his guard down, but he quickly jumped back and I missed. As he continued backing up, he hit a wall and right when I thought I had him, he phased through it. I sliced a triangle in it and kicked it, only to see it led to outside and that Tyki was standing on air.

"If having an Akuma attack you activated your Innocence, don't you think having an Akuma attack your disciples will activate theirs?" Tyki asked with a smirk.

"Don't you DARE lay a finger on them!" I yelled at him.

"Oh, I won't, unless yougive me permission." Tyki stated.

"Than you should know you're never going near them!" I yelled at him.

"You train them every Saturday, right?" Tyki asked casually, completely ignoring my question.

"I'm not answering that." I answered.

"I'll take that as a yes?" Tyki asked smugly.

"Why do you even care? You're probably only plotting to destroy them!" I yelled at him.

Tyki groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose. "How many times do I have to say it? Us Noah were wrong! We're trying to help now!"

"Prove it." I hissed.

Tyki sighed, then whistled. A moment later an Akuma appeared and I immediatly got in a defensive stance.

"Yes Master Tyki?" The level three Akuma asked.

"Let this Exorcist destroy you." Tyki stated, surprising both me and the Akuma.

"What?" Both of us asked incredulously.

"You want me to prove myself? Fine. You can destroy this Akuma and he won't fight back. I'm letting you destroy him since any other way would lead to his soul being destroyed." Tyki stated.

"Master Tyki!" The Akuma exclaimed.

"I don't believe you." I stated as I kept my guard up and eyed the Noah and Akuma suspiciously.

"I'm not lying, trust me." Tyki said as he stepped towards me and held out his hand.

I stared at his hand warily a moment and wasn't sure what to think. Here was a Noah, my arch enemy and part time stalker that was in desperate need of a lonely guy cat, and he was asking me to trust him?

I suddenly felt something squirming in my pocket, then Timcanpy zipped out of it. He hovered in front of me and glared - in a way - at Tyki.

I immediatly reassured myself Tyki was evil as soon as I saw Timcanpy glaring at him.

"Timcanpy doesn't trust you, why should I?" I hissed.

"You trust a golem over a person's own words?" Tyki asked, feigning hurt.

Timcanpy suddenly opened his mouth and played a video. I stared curiously, then saw Allen and Tyki sitting in a bamboo thicket. I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion and watched the video. They were talking, but about what, I didn't know. I suddenly realized when Timcanpy moved that Allen was greatly injured and was only about sixteen. Tyki suddenly plunged his hand through Allen's chest and I gasped, but then realized he had only phased his hand through Allen's chest. I remained worried because he could still attempt to rip out his heart. Allen suddenly hit his arm away with his left arm, which I realized had Innocence embedded in the hand of it.

Tyki said something, then stood up. For a moment, I thought he was going to leave. But then, he grabbed Allen's arms, right below the shoulders, and a purple glow emitted from his right hand, first faintly, then blindingly. I even had to cover my eyes. As soon as the glow was gone, I looked back at the projection, mortified seeing Allen's left arm laying on the ground, unconnected to Allen whom was now laying on his back on the ground. Tyki walked over to the arm, then said something else to Allen. A purple glow emitted from Tyki's hand again and went down like lightning bolts to Allen's arm. It started being torn apart and I found myself deactivating my Innocence and covering my mouth in horror. Allen had been screaming the whole time like he was still feeling the pain his unattached arm was recieving.

When only the Innocence was left, Tyki made it float up into his hand, then crushed it. I gasped and watched as he opened his hand and let the dust float away. Allen had yelled at him when he crushed the Innocence, but was now laying there, almost like he was dead.

I felt tears threaten to spill over as I watched Allen tell Timcanpy to take Suman's Innocence and run. It was then I noticed the other shard of Innocence near Allen. I gaped in shock as Timcanpy did exactly as Allen told him to. He gulped the Innocence, then flew off. The projection ended and I found myself crying. Tyki had a surprised and worried expression on his face.

"I... That..." He muttered. He was now further away, afraid of what I might do.

"You killed him." I stated. "You murdered my great great grandfather."

"I didn't kill him! Think about it! He was sixteen in that picture and it's known he lived till twenty seven before disappearing! It was only attempted murder!" Tyki started grasping at straws.

"Yeah, 'cause 'attempted murder' is so much better than plain out murder!" I yelled at him sarcasticly.

"But I didn't kill him! That golem's just out to get me!" Tyki yelled while pointing an accusing finger at Timcanpy. Timcanpy immediatly hid behind me.

"You destroyed his Innocence." I hissed.

"But he got it back! Not to mention he scarred me with it! That Exorcism blade of his hurts! Even after it's gone, the scar still pains me to this day!" Tyki defended himself.

"And your about to be in a whole lot more pain!" I yelled at him.

I activated the Innocence on my back and two giant white bat wings, wrapped in chains. immediatly appeared. My body became covered with white scales and I grew bigger as my body filled out into a dragon form.

The edge of my hotel room was destroyed, as were the floors above me. But I didn't care about that at the moment, I was too angry and filled with rage to care. Tyki took a tenative step back and I growled in anger. I swiped at him with my right hand/paw, but he jumped back and instead, I destroyed the Akuma. I growled in frustration as Tyki moved farther back, too far away for me to hit him. I readied myself on the edge of the hole I made, then jumped away and spread my wings to soar towards him.

Tyki gulped, then immediatly started dropping towards the ground by choosing to not touch air again. I growled, then dove after him and watched as he got closer, as did the ground. Tyki stopped right above the ground, then started skating above traffic, earning him surprised looks.

I couldn't slow down fast enough and managed to get my feet down before slamming into the ground. I left four crater and the few people that were on the street sidewalks started screaming and running away. Traffic stopped, swerved away, or did a u-turn and drove away, past the speed limit. I ignored the traffic by simply stepping over it and began pursuing Tyki.

He swerved left and phased into a building. I growled and started looking all around the building by circling it. On my second lap, I saw Tyki about a block away, heading away from me. I growled, then began pursuing him again.

If only I knew that was a news-station I had just circled...

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Kyouya had gone directly to bed when he arrived home. Exorcist training was exhausting. He passed out at eight, only to be awoken at two thirty a.m. by the person he labeled as an 'asshole' for waking him that early in the morning. He reached over to his cell phone after it rang for the fifth time and flipped it open before hissing, "What Tamak-"

Before he could finish, Tamaki yelled in his ear, "TURN ON CHANNEL EIGHT NOW! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT'S HAPPENING!"

Kyouya blinked, then reached over to his bed stand and picked up his glasses while saying, "What are you talking about you blathering idiot?"

"JUST TURN YOUR TV ON!" Tamaki yelled.

Kyouya pulled the phone away from his ear as Tamaki yelled, then put his glasses on and slowly returned the phone to his ear. "Alright, just give me a minute." Kyouya surrendered, half curious as to what could possibly be happening at two thirty in the morning.

Maybe it was a bomb? Or possibly a terrorist attack? Maybe a massive fire or wreck?... Kyouya clicked the on button on his remote and changed the channel to channel eight.

He was surprised to say the least.

The title on the bottom of the screen said, 'Dragon Pursuing Ghost', and on screen, was a white dragon with chains around its wings and front wrist, and it was chasing after a strange man in a tux that seemed to be... phasing through things?

"Kyouya!" Tamaki's voice rang through the phone.

"I'm sorry, what?" Kyouya asked incredulously as he watched the dragon caused traffic to stop or swerve and crash, smashed corners of buildings trying to hit the ghost, and left craters in the ground because it was using such force.

"Shouldn't we do something? I mean, I know we're new to this whole Excorcist thing, but that dragon could be an Akuma for all we know and that could be a new Exorcist it's chasing!" Tamaki exclaimed.

"I'm sorry Tamaki, but we can't really do anything to try and help. I mean, we couldn't even get our 'Innocence to activate'. How would we help in a situation like that?" Kyouya asked.

"We could at least try! Maybe trying to help will do something!" Tamaki exclaimed.

"The only ones of us that could help would be Honey and Mori! At least they can fight!" Kyouya yelled angrily into the phone.

"And that's why they already left!" Tamaki yelled into the phone.

"What?" Kyouya asked, shocked.

"Honey and Mori went to help fight, Hikaru and Kaoru are setting up road detours, and Haruhi's helping getting people out of wrecks to help treat them until the paramedics arrive! I'm heading down to help her now! You should try doing something too!" Tamaki yelled angrily before hanging up.

Kyouya let the phone slip from his grasp and sighed, "What am I doing?"

He got up and prepared to leave.

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I continued chasing Tyki and became increasingly infuriated as he eluded my grasp, or rather, punches.

I was about to swipe at him again, but three objects flew at my face and one of them managed to slip under a scale and cut my skin while the other two bounced off my scales. I growled and turned my head towards the source of the projectiles and my eyes widened when I saw Honey with Mori standing behind him.

"Leave that Excorcist alone you mean Akuma!" Honey called out, like he was standing up to the school bully. My eye twitched and I thought, 'Can he really not tell it's me?'

'Well... you ARE in a dragon form, which, if I'm not mistaken, they've never seen before.' The Noah of art said sarcasticly.

'Shut up.' I thought to it as I turned my attention back towards Tyki, only to see he had disappeared. I roared in anger, then started walking around quickly, searching for him. I didn't get far before Honey threw more kunai at me. I hissed as some of them went under my scales and started cutting the skin beneath them. Since they were stuck under the scales, there was really no way to get them out.

I turned back towards Honey and he yelled, "I said leave him alone you meanie!"

I stomped my foot in front of him in hopes to scare him off, but he merely jumped and stood his ground. I narrowed my eyes at him, then stuck my head near him and growled.

He stayed there and pointed at me and said, "No! Bad Akuma! Don't attack people!"

"He's right you know, you're harming more people than me." Tyki stated from atop a building. I looked up at him and narrowed my eyes. I jumped up and flapped my wings at the same time to reach him, only to have him phase down through the building out of my grasp. I hovered in the air and roared in frustration. Tyki was truly pissing me off.

"Why can't we just talk about this instead of trying to destroy everything within a two mile radius?" Tyki asked as he sat indian style on a rooftop.

'CAUSE YOU KILLED MY GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER! I wanted to scream at him.

"I was stupid back then! I know that! And it's not like I actually killed him!" Tyki yelled to me.

I swiped at him and missed again as he sank into the building. I felt a few more kunai hit my left side and slide under my scales and I hissed. I ignored it and looked around for Tyki.

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Honey threw more kunai at the dragon, which he thought was an Akuma, to try and get its attention away from the person he thought was an Exorcist. He had gotten its attention before, but it wouldn't really focus on him.

The Exorcist suddenly appeared out of the ground in front of him and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Trying to get that Akuma's attention away from you. It seemed like you were having some trouble in defeating it." Honey answered happily.

The man chuckled, then said, "Kid, you're completely wrong."

Honey furrowed his eyebrow and tilted his head to the right before asking, "What am I wrong about?"

Tyki laughed, then pointed at the dragon and said, "That's the Exorcist," Then pointed to himself and said, "I'm a Noah. Seeing as how you're an Exorcist disciple, you should be able to put two and two together to figure out where you-"

He was cut off as the dragon's front left paw slammed down on top of him. Tyki looked up from between the fingers/toes and said, "I deserved that." The dragon, in turn, put more force onto its paw, practicly suffocating Tyki. "And this." Tyki stated before phasing through the ground. The dragon growled in frustration and hit the ground where Tyki had just been at.

"Umm, mister Exorcist?" Honey called out, making the dragon glance at him with a mix of anger and worry. "Sorry about the kunai..." Honey trailed off shamefully. The dragon snorted, then shook itself like a wet dog would, relinquishing its scales' holds on some of the annoyingly pointy ninja weapons. Then it looked around and realization seemed to dawn on it. It flapped it wings and rose into the air, then disappeared into the night, leaving a damaged city, a confused pair of teens, a regretful Noah, and a confused populace behind.

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Here's a riddle for you... What is it?

The word has seven letters...

Precedes god...

Greater than god...

CAN be more evil than the devil...

If you eat it - you shall live to see another day!

Did you figure it out? It's... R-E-V-I-E-W-S!

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