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Disclaimer: D. Gray Man and Ouran High School Host Club do not belong to me.

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Begin

I flew above the city, observing the damage I had done. I felt like a heavy weight of guilt had been put on my shoulders as I saw the numerous craters, damaged buildings, car wrecks, and deaths I had caused. I glided towards my hotel room as I shrank into a smaller dragon, than morphed into a human once I was safely inside the room. I glanced back at the hole and facepalmed myself.

I had been so caught up in trying to kill Tyki, I hadn't realized I was destroying the lives of the people around me.

'Well, the Noah of Art IS notorious for only concentrating on one thing until it's done.'

"Shut up! I am NOT you!" I yelled at the Noah inside me. I lifted my head and looked around and saw the tiny gold orb I was looking for hiding behind a vase.

"Timcanpy..." I trailed off as I walked towards him. He dove into the vase to hide from me. My shoulders visibly slumped and I tilted my head down so my bangs would cover my eyes. I walked over near the front door and picked the book up from the stand. I looked at the pentagram, then carried the book with me to the kitchen. I knelt down to open a cupboard beneath the sink and pulled out a white bag with a red cross on it. I opened it and put the book in it, then closed it and slung it on my back.

Walking towards the hole in the side of the building and muttered, "Might as well fix the damage I've caused." I jumped out of the hole and landed on the ground, but people were too busy panicking to notice amazingly enough.

I immediatly went to the closest wreck. It was a bus that someone could sleep on when on a long journey and it was overturned and the doors were jammed closed. I ran to the doors, then kicked them open and ran inside the upsidedown bus. The driver was surprised to see me. He had gotten out of his seat and started helping everyone. I proceded to help him. Thankfully, no one was fatally injured. The worst there was was two people that each had a broken bone. As people that were treated were led out of the bus, a familiar voice said, "And what happened this time?"

I turned to see Lupus whom was also treating people. "I saw Tyki." I stated.

"You've seen him before without causing this much damage." Lupus stated.

"Timcanpy showed me another video." I explained. "In it, Tyki killed Allen."

Lupus got a shocked expression on his face, then said, "Well, this is new. Did you kill him?"

"He got away when I realized how much damage I had caused." I said shamefully.

"Any estimate on the extent of the damage?" Lupus asked.

"Eight square block area." I answered hesitantly.

Lupus sighed, then said, "The higher-ups aren't going to be pleased with this. And there's no doubt people will ask questions about the dragon. An event like this isn't that easy to cover up."

"I know, I'm sorry." I apologized.

"You? Apologizing? The world's surely coming to an end!" Lupus said sarcasticly as he continued treating a person with a cut on their arm.

"Knock it off, there are more pressing matters here at the moment." I stated.

"Yeah, like, 'Are your disciples okay?'." Lupus mocked me.

My eyes widened and I turned to him and hissed, "What?"

"Well, this is their hometown and they could've been out while you were on a rampage. A true master would be concerned for his disciples well-being at this moment." Lupus stated.

"Oh shit, does that mean...?" I trailed off.

"I'd hurry and make sure they're okay before he gets here." Lupus stated with a dark chuckle.

"Can you handle the rest of the people on this bus?" I asked hurriedly.

"I wouldn't be a Bookman if I couldn't." He answered.

"Thanks." I mumbled as I hurried out of the bus.

I looked around and quickly thought. "Alright, I know Honey and Mori are safe because they attacked me, so that just leaves Kaoru, Hikaru, Tamaki, Kyouya, and Haruhi. I just need to find one to- I stopped mid-thought as I saw Tamaki and Haruhi pulling someone out of a wreck. I hurried over to them and they quickly spotted me.

"Raven! Where have you been? A dragon's been terrorizing the town!" Tamaki yelled.

"I was NOT terrorizing the town! I was chasing after a god-damn Noah!" I yelled at him.

"That was you?" Tamaki and Haruhi gaped at me.

"Questions later! Helping people now!" I yelled at them as I started to help them get people out of wrecks.

"Do you know where everyone else is?" I asked.

"Hikaru and Kaoru are putting up detours and Honey and Mori-" Haruhi started.

"Attacked me, ya, I know." I hissed as I opened the first aid bag and pulled out some peroxide for a man with a cut arm.

"And Kyouya's sending his paramedics here to treat everyone for free." Haruhi finished.

I let out a sigh of relief at knowing they were all alright.

"Rav-enel, A-dri-an, Walk-er." A voice laced with dissapointment and anger said from behind me.

My eye twitched and I said quietly, "Wasn't my fault, Shishou."

"Really? Then where's the other white dragon hiding at? Hmm?" He asked sarcasticly.

I stood up and spun around on my heel and said, "I was going after a Noah!"

"Which you weren't supposed to do! You're supposed to leave the Noah to us!" Michio yelled at me. Tamaki and Haruhi were watching curiously as we argued. "Why are you so reckless?"

"Why are you an ass?" I yelled at him. "I'm busy trying to fix my mistake, so either shut up and help, or go fuck yourself!"

I turned away and went back to helping the people that were stuck in wrecks and such.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Time Skip

It had been a long night. It took hours to make sure everyone was alright. Link had arrived and escorted me to a condo in the woods. The order figured it'd be best if I stayed away from people for now.

I had explained to Michio what had happened with the Noah and how I had found Timcanpy. He still scolded me none-the-less.

All the Ouran teens had gone home when they knew everyone was alright and were probably all asleep.

I sat on the couch in the condo and watched the news footage that was replaying. The order had yet to get it off the air since it was such a hot topic. I turned the TV off, then sighed and leaned back into the couch. I turned my head to the right and looked at the med-bag that was beside me on the couch, I reached over into it, then pulled out the horsemen book.

"The Earl's gone, so why do they want the key?" I asked no one in particular.

"Maybe it's not truly the Earl they're after. They might be after your great great grandfather." The Noah of art said a bit too cheerfully.

"He's dead. He couldn't have survived." I stated.

"Think about it this way; He was sixteen when Tyki tried to kill him, but twenty one in the video where he kissed Lenalee." The Noah stated.

"But how did he survive then?" I asked.

"Your guess is as good as any. There's no recorded history about him." The Noah answered.

"No recorded history..." I repeated, then remembered the music book. I bolt upright and exclaimed, "Wait! There is something. It might have nothing to do with what's going on, but it's something!"

"You're crazy." The Noah stated.

"I concur, I'm arguing with a voice in my head." I stated with a smirk. I quickly picked up the phone, then realized I didn't have a golem nearby. "Damn it! I left Timcanpy behind in my emo mood!" I slammed the telephone back on the reciever.

"Smooth..." The Noah mocked me.

"Shut up already." I hissed. "Great, just great, how am I gonna contact Lupus now?"

"Well, I'm right here, but could you tell me who you were arguing with?" A voice sounded from the doorway.

I jumped and spun around on the couch to see Lupus leaning against the wall with a smug smirk.

"Umm, how much did you hear?" I asked as I felt a bead of sweat run down the side of my face.

"When you trailed off saying, 'The Earl's gone, so why do they want the key?'. Just who are you arguing with if you don't mind my asking." Lupus asked curiously.

"I do mind you asking, so I'm not telling you." I stated.

"I won't get you anymore books." Lupus stated calmly.

"Damn it..." I muttered.

"Listen, you are NOT to record this or I swear I'll kill you." I stated.

"Why's it not to be recorded?" Lupus inquired.

"Because I said so. I don't want Rouvelier finding out." I seethed.

"You're a Noah, aren't you?" Lupus asked calmly.

I winced, then collapsed onto the couch, face down. "When?" I asked.

"Just now. I got suspicious when I heard you were muttering about a Noah on the plane when you passed out. Everyone assumed it was the Noah of dreams, but I know you need to have been in contact with her for her to manipulate your dreams." Lupus explained. "What do you think Rouvelier would do if he found out?"

"Execute me, then put my disciples through a living hell." I answered.

"Well then, we can't let him know then, now can we?" Lupus asked casually.

"Aren't you his spy?" I grumbled.

"You want me to tell him?" Lupus asked mockingly.

I sat upright and said, "No! I just... You... You're on his side, aren't you?"

"Raven, Bookmen don't choose sides. We merely try to be everywhere to record everything." Lupus stated.

I stared at him, then turned my head away and sighed. Now two people knew, and one of them I didn't even want to know. "Why did you even come here?" I muttered.

"To return this." Lupus stated. I looked up at him, only to see a tiny gold orb with wings flying towards me. He flew straight into my forehead and knocked me backwards off the couch. I landed on my back and coughed as the air was knocked out of me, then realized Timcanpy was snugling against my cheek.

"I thought you hated me..." I trailed off as I looked at the tiny golem that looked... bigger?

Timcanpy shook himself side to side extremely fast, then flew into my hair and tangled himself in it.

"Hey, hey! My hair's not a nest!" I exclaimed while trying to pull him out, but he refused to leave.

"I know I'm not supposed to have any emotions, but I find this situation quite amusing." Lupus stated with a smug grin.

"Oh shut up and help me get him out of my hair!" I yelled at him.

"I'mma have to say, 'no'." Lupus stated with a smug grin.

I finally pulled Timcanpy free and said, "I'll get you a pizza if you stay out of my hair."

Timcanpy perked up and fluttered about the room excitedly.

"Golems don't eat." Lupus stated.

"Timcanpy does. Where he puts it..." I glanced at the golem a moment, "I don't know. But, how'd you get him to come back to me? Last time I saw him, he was afraid of me being near him."

"Really? When I found him, he was flying everywhere and seemed nervous, and right now it seems as though he missed you." Lupus stated with a smug grin.

I smiled, but frowned as soon as a thought occured to me. I lowered my head so my hair covered my eyes and asked, "Lupus... What was... What was the death toll?"

Lupus sighed, then said, "Miraculously, two."

I flinched, then said, "Oh..."

"It was only two! Akuma attacks have done worse!" Lupus said to try and cheer me up.

"But... They died because of my stupidity... I'm the only one that can take the blame for their deaths." I stated sadly. The guilt waas tearing me apart. I knew people died because of Akuma, but... I was the one at fault this time.

"I'm shocked Raven. Since when did you have a heart?" Lupus asked in mock disbelief.

"Everyone has a heart, it's just some people choose to ignore it and that fact comes back to bite them sooner or later." I stated.

There was an awkward silence, then Lupus sighed and said, "Raven, how long have you been hunting Akuma?"

I gave him a funny look and said, "Since I was seven. Are you on crack or something? You should know this."

Lupus ignored my comments and asked, "And how many breaks have you had?"

"None. Exorcists don't get breaks. What are you getting at?" I asked him.

"Why don't you take a break for, oh, I don't know, a week? I'll cover the area for you if you want." Lupus stated.

"What the hell are you talking about? I can't take a break!" I yelled at him.

"I know that, you know that, but no one else has to know that you're taking a break." Lupus stated.

"No. I can't take a break... I can't." I stated softly.

"Why not? Your chance is here." Lupus stated.

"Lupus." I said, getting his full attention, "A while ago, you wanted to know how I knew Allen Walker was alive."

Lupus cocked an eyebrow. I reached into my pocket and pulled out the playing card I had gotten from Allen. "During the dream on the plane, the last half of it was me unknowingly talking with Allen. Before he pushed me through a door and I woke up, he handed me this card."

Lupus was about to say something when I quickly said, "No! He didn't kill the other Walkers!" Lupus snapped his mouth shut, but opened it again.

"Wait, how were you able to talk with him? Isn't he supposedly trapped in another dimension?" Lupus asked.

"I don't know. I didn't think about that until just now." I stated honestly.

Lupus gave me a strange stare, so I cocked an eyebrow and said, "What?"

"You know, we have no idea what or who this, 'key', looks like." Lupus stated.

"Who?... Hey! I'm not a key!" I yelled at him.

"It is a possibility. Think about it, a lot of crazy things that normal people would deem impossible are actually true." Lupus stated.

"I'm not a key!" I yelled at him. Timcanpy suddenly flew into my hair and started tangling himself in it again, so I quickly said, "Alright! I'll get you a pizza! Just get out of my hair and give me a minute!"

Timcanpy didn't budge. He wasn't going to move till I got the pizza. I grumbled since it was too early to order pizza yet.

My shoulders slumped and I said, "I can't take a break Lupus. I know more than the order does at the moment and I need to know what happened to Allen and why these 'horsemen' are after him and the Earl. I can't rest until I know." I looked down at the floor to avoid Lupus's gaze.

Lupus sighed, then I heard him walk towards me. I looked up and he was holding out a manilla envelope for me.

"Umm?..." I trailed off, not knowing what it was.

"It's the eleven cards with the wierd stanzas on them, including the coded ones. The order would have my head if they knew I stole these." Lupus answered my unasked question.

"Why did you steal them then?" I asked him.

"Because you seem to know more than everyone else and I think you might be the only one that can figure this whole mess out. I mean, how many times does something like this happen?" Lupus asked.

I sighed, then grabbed the manilla envelope, but immediatly dropped it. Lupus gave me a weird look, but I couldn't believe what I just briefly heard. When I touched the envelope, I heard the melody. The same melody I had heard on the plane.

"Raven?" Lupus said to get my attention.

I shushed him, then touched the envelope again. I heard the melody again. I removed my hand, and the melody ended.

"Do you see something?" Lupus asked as he looked around.

"No, I hear something. A melody. A piano melody." I stated.

"A piano?" Lupus asked incredulously.

"Ah! That reminds me! I need the music book full of the music Allen Walker made!" I suddenly exclaimed, remembering that I needed the book.

"Jesus! Don't suddenly yell things! You nearly gave me a heart attack!" Lupus exclaimed. "And why do you need the music book?" Lupus asked.

"It's the only thing we have on Allen Walker. I might be able to figure something out with it." I stated.

"You're crazy." Lupus stated.

"I concur, I'm actually not trying to kill you and I'm listening to a voice in my head that's a Noah." I stated.

"Grats, you've finally admitted you're insane." Lupus stated.

"Oh, shut up and just get me the music book." I ordered.

"Bossy." Lupus stated as he turned and walked towards the door.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Time Skip

Haruhi walked into first period class to see Raven already in the classroom and reading some kind of book. Haruhi walked towards her and looked over Raven's shoulder to see her reasing a... music book?

"I didn't know you liked music." Haruhi stated.

"What? No comments on me being a dragon?" Raven asked without even glancing back at her.

Haruhi sat in the desk next to her and said, "No. I'm pretty sure the other's are gonna press you about that, but I won't. Is that dragoon form like a... Full activation or something?"

"No. It's just the type of Innocence that's on my back that causes that activation." Raven stated.

"Oh. Well, what's with the music book?" Haruhi asked.

"It's the only piece of history that involves my great great grandfather that hasn't disappeared." Raven answered, again, without glancing up.

"What does it have to do with him?" Haruhi asked while leaning over and looking at the book's pages.

"All this music was written by him." Raven stated.

"Oh. Well, any idea what it would sound like?" Haruhi asked.

Raven sighed, then said, "Not really. I can only figure out what the music's gonna sound like after I play the first few bars, but I don't really have a piano and this music is a higher skill level than I can play."

"You could ask Tamaki to play the songs. He's really good at playing the piano." Haruhi stated.

"Maybe. I'll see if he can during the host club." Raven stated.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Chappy

Okay, writer's block sucks, the internet is being gay, and the next chapter is where she'll have to explain everything.