This story is for yukinothekoneko's July contest.

Here are the rules for the contest:

1. Any and all fandoms are accepted.

2. You must commit to the month of July.

3. Each chapter must be at least 100-1,000 words.

4. One of the genres must be Comedy, Gender Bender, or Boy x Boy.

5. Talk about the challenge in the first chapter.

The chosen Genre for the story is... (Drumroll please) GENDER BENDER!

Please enjoy. ^^

Disclaimer: D. Gray Man and Ouran High School Host Club do not belong to me.

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(1) Forgot to mention this last chappy, that was a referance to kingdom hearts.

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After, and I quote, 'Resting for the day since my injuries were so bad.', unquote, I was now walking down the halls of the Japanese branch with General Michio, Lupus, and Racquel flanking my left as the Ouran teens followed a few paces behind.

Lupus and Michio were most likely worrieing about what I had demanded a meeting for since they knew my little secret, but Racquel was just curious as to why I had demanded a meeting.

Everyone was wearing a Black Order uniform and had different colored star pins on their uniforms. The stars were only used when central was called and they showed what the person at the meeting was there for. I was wearing a white star; meaning I was the one who called the meeting and had something important to discuss. General Michio and Racquel were each wearing a green star, and a yellow star. The green star meant they were there for protection. Basicly, if I thought I was going to incur the wrath of central in any way, they were there to protect me. The yellow star, meant they had no idea why the meeting was called and were merely observers. Lupus, had a yellow star, then a green and yellow star. Basicly, it meant if things did go out of control, he was to protect the audience and/or evacuate them. All the Ouran teens were wearing a simple yellow star since they were merely an audience observing what happens.

As we neared the doors for the 'prep' room, a crow waited outside the door for me expectantly. I glared at him, then flipped him off and continued down the hall past him to the meeting room. I could feel Racquel, and Lupus become slightly uneasy while Michio smirked and the hosts seemed slightly lost. The prep room was where Innocence barriers were put on the requestie to ensure the safety of central, but, hell, I was injured and like hell I'd make myself a sitting duck for central's wrath.

Although, I was probably about to incur it. Okay, not probably, there was no doubt I was going to incur it.

I spotted the meeting room's doors and pushed them open with no hesitation and strode inside, ignoring the pain in my ribs.

General Michio and Racquel went to the left of the door and stood against the wall since there were no chairs. Lupus led the teens to the right of the door and stood in front of them protectively as they stood against the wall. I stepped to the middle of the room, and instead of trying to look professional, I crossed my arms and made it apparent that I was pissed.

"Ravenel! You must follow procedure!" one of the people from central scolded me.

Four crows started heading towards me and I said, "Shove it and tell the crows to fuck off or I will specificly activate my Innocence to kill them, regardless of if I'll become a fallen one or not. I will only activate my Innocence if you draw first."

The hosts started murmuring worriedly, Lupus shifted nervously and Racquel and Michio stayed still; They knew I was a man of my word. The central agents murmured amongst themselves worriedly as the crows stayed a safe distance away, unsure of what to do.

The agents stopped murmuring and the head one said, "Ravenel, you are breaking procedure code-"

"Fuck procedure and fuck you." I interrupted him, not wanting to hear his bull shit. "It's not like you bastards follow any procedures. You just sit up in your chairs, acting all high and mighty, but you're just little chicken shits that treat Exorcists like your own personal dogs; And when you think we become to feral, you snap our necks." I glared at him with a murderous intent.

The Ouran teens were shocked speechless, Lupus became more intrigued than worried, and Michio and Racquel stayed as they were, but had a small glint of curiosity shine in their eyes.

"Does this meeting have any real point besides you insulting us?" The head agent asked with an annoyed sigh.

"Oh, this meeting has a very important reason for being called." I answered sweetly, but with malice dripping from every word.

"Then, will you get on with it." One of the agents groaned in annoyance.

"Alright; But let's make it a little game." I said, just to piss them off. "What did Ami Walker, Unmei Walker, Elisa Walker, and Hiamai Walker all have in common?"

"Ravenel, we don't have time for games." One of the agents groaned.

"Oh really now? You've only been playing a game for the past seventy two years or so. So, tell me, what do they have in common?" I hissed.

"They were powerful Exorcists of the Walker line. What does this have to-" An agent answered before I cut him off.

"Correct, but not the answer I was looking for. Let me dumb down the question for you; What did Ami, Unmei, Elisa, and Hiamai Walker have in common that happened around their twenty seventh birthdays that involved central?" I asked, adding a bit more of an edge to my voice.

"Was this meeting called to discuss the curse?" The head agent asked, amused. Although, if I listened closely, I could hear the small amount of worry hidden in his voice.

"Curse?" I asked innocently. "My curse? Why are you changing the topic to that when I'm talking about my dead ancestors?" I put up a confused façade and pretended to be thinking.

"Ravenel, we do not have time for games, so please state why you called this meeting, or I will adjourn this meeting." One of the agents stated.

"I should have known you wouldn't reveal your little secret." I said bitterly to myself, but loud enough so that everyone could hear me.

"I'm just gonna come out and say it; There never was a Walker family curse. You guys made it up as a lie to cover up that you were actually killing the Walkers out of fear they'd become Noah and become too powerful to defeat. They knew too much and so you murdered them. I wouldn't be surprised if you killed the other Walkers as well." I finally got it out in the open, now I just had to wait for their reactions.

Lupus put on a calm face, but I could see it in his eyes that he was shocked and processing this new information. Racquel looked surprised and Michio looked like he wanted to strangle somebody. All the Ouran teens just looked shocked beyond being able to form coherant thoughts.

"Ravenel, do you realize the full extent of your accusation and how severly you will be punished?" One of the agents yelled at me.

"What do I have to gain?" I asked. "If anything, I wish the curse were real so that I'd know how long I'd have to put up with this fucked up life, but I don't want to end up murdered by the people supposedly on the good side. I don't care what happens to you headless chickens, but I just want you to know; I know, and like hell I'll let you kill me now that my eyes are open."

"Ravenel! This is a serious accusation-"

"Accusation my ass." I interrupted them. "It's a fact."

The agents murmured amongst themselves, then one seemed to become fed up and asked in an exasperated voice, "And who told you this information?"

I snorted, then asked, "Do you really think I'd tell you? Just so you can kill them for disclosing private information? Think really hard about that."

"...No?" One of the agents asked, annoyed.

"Congrats, you're only twice as dumb as I originally thought you were." I said sarcasticly.

The head agent stood up and said, "Ravenel, do you really think we'll let you leave here knowing that you know too much?"

Everyone froze. Tension settled into the room in thick layers. I laughed, undoubtably worrying some people. "And you thought I hadn't expected this? Really?" I asked in an amused voice. I gestured towards general Michio and Racquel and said, "I brought friends for a reason; Not to intimidate, but for protection. Not to mention, I haven't let any of the damn crows near me. Do you really want to risk a war breaking out here?" I glanced at Lupus and gestured to him to evacuate the teens. He nodded, then started leading them out, ignoring their questions and worried comments.

"Ravenel-"

"No." I stated, cutting him off as the doors closed. "I don't want to hear anymore of your bullshit. I am fully ready to leave here without a fight breaking out, but I will attack if you make a wrong move."

"So it's come down to a street fight..." One of the agents trailed off as they stood up. "Tell me Ravenel, what was your purpose in calling this meeting if you knew it'd ultimately end in a fight?"

"Because," I answered, "I don't want to end up a slaughtered dog when I know things you don't which could ultimately end this war, but I can't do that if I'm dead."

"What do you mean?" An agent on the far right asked.

"The first Walker ain't dead and he knows what's best for his kids." I said with a confident smirk. "He just hasn't been able to do anything until now. So, I want you guys to leave me alone and just watch as I make sure this war ends." With that said, I turned and started walking out of the room and gestured for Racquel and Michio to follow me.

When we were in the hall, Michio asked, "What makes you so sure Allen Walker is alive?"

"Tell me Michio," I started, "Do your eyes ever lie?"

"No," Racquel answered for him, "But you have a lot of explaining to do."

"I know that, the real question is," I started, "Where do I start?"

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. Writer's block and Procratination is a match made in hell. Speaking of hell... Kukukuku, oh, what I have in store for you my pretties.

Anyway, this chappy was just the meeting, everything unclear in this chappy will be explained in the next.