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Chapter 2: Oh yeah they're back part 2
Author's Note: Chapter two is done and dusted. Just so you know, the Roar Horn is the exact same thing as the Roar special in the game Midnight Club 3: DUB Edition.
Dominic Toretto, Jesse James and Randell "Memphis" Raines met in a warehouse; where they were working on their entry for the Cannonball Run, a hot rod called the Hot Rod.
"So this the Hot Rod huh?" Dominic asked Jesse.
"Yep, I think we have a better chance of winning this year." Jesse said. Soon a young man walked inside and up to Dominic.
"Oh great you're here." Dominic introduces the man to the rest of the team. "Guys this is the guy that beat me in the drift race in Tokyo. His name is Sean Boswell."
"Nice to meet you Sean." Jesse said. "I'm Jesse James and this is Memphis."
"Well it's great to be here." Sean said. "I may be a rookie but I will surely lead this team to victory."
"Great to hear it Sean." Memphis said.
"Okay thanks." Emma Nelson hangs up her cellphone and looks at her Degrassi classmates. "That was Brock Yates and he just said that someone just registered the name Camper into the Cannonball. So he suggested that we call it the Camper B, as he is going to tell the other team to call theirs the Camper A."
The Degrassi's Cannonball Run entry is a Volkswagon Microbus painted in Degrassi's school colors, blue and gold.
"Well Camper B it is." Sean Cameron said.
Jimbo Kern and his war buddy Ned Gerblansky, drove a city bus that was retired for a new one, to South Park Elementary. Where Jimbo's nephew, Stan Marsh, and his friends are waiting. There was Kyle Browfloski, Kenny McCormick, Eric Cartman, Butters, and Token. All waiting for the vehicle to stop. Once it did, Jimbo opened up the doors and the kids got inside.
"Well Stanly, what do you think?" Jimbo asked. "The mayor gave us this retired bus and she called it the Cheetah 2."
"Why the Cheetah 2?" Kyle asked.
"Because a couple of years ago, there was a vehicle named the Cheetah in the Cannonball Run." Ned replied.
"Oh..."
The Simpsons family drove a purple with gold trim '69 Mercury Marauder, called the Vegas. They were waiting for the traffic light to turn green, so they head to the starting line. Pretty soon a mailtruck with the name Griffin Mobile spray painted on the sides and back, stops behind them.
Inside the mailtruck, called the Newman...
"A old postal truck!" Lois Griffin said. "How in the world did you get this kind of truck?"
"I bought it at the police auction the guys and I went too." Peter said. "It wasn't getting any bids for fifty dollars. So I got it for sixty."
"Alright Peter. I hope you can handle this Cannonball Run. It seems dangerous, even for Stewie."
"I say..." Stewie Griffin said from his car seat in the back. "I can handle anything this Cannonball Run throws at me!"
The light turned green and the two families drove to the ferry that would take them to the South Pole.
"So we team up at last." Sonic the Hedghog said in the garage of the Nintendo building. He's standing there with Link and Shadow the Hedgehog at his side.
"So it seems." Mario said. "Link has out done himself again."
Mario and Sonic look over at the '55 Chevy Bel Air painted cyan blue with white.
"He calls it the Grand Valley."
"Good name. Different from other Cannonball names in the past." Sonic said.
"Zelda! Zelda you whore!" Link shouts as he holds a bottle of moonshine in his hands.
"What's wrong with him?" Shadow asks.
"He caught Princess Zelda in bed with Gannondorf and he's turned to alcohol to get rid of the pain." Mario replied.
"Oh..."
Meanwhile in Nintendo's personal theater, which is used to show trailers and the video games for testing, man this company sure treats it's game testers well. Dark Samus, Zant, Gannondorf and Meta Knight; sit down and await the announcement they have been waiting for, since they were told to meet in theater. Suddenly a picture of Team Warioware of last year's Cannonball Run was shown on the screen.
"I'm pretty sure you know these guys?" said Shigeru Miyamoto over a PA system.
Gannondorf spoke up, "It's those losers from last year's Cannonball Run! Team Warioware!"
"Correct Gannondorf. That team dishonored Nintendo by cheating. Not only that, but they were banned for life! This is why I called you four here! It's because you four are the only Nintendo villians left to regain that lost honor!"
"You want us to enter the Cannonball Run and restore honor to the Nintendo bad guys?" Dark Samus asked. "No problem, we can do that."
"Good! Now here is your vehicle!" Miyamoto changed the picture of Team Warioware to a picture of a maroon Chevy HHR. "It's called the Keystone. It shall help you win the prize money. If you win the money, it will all go to my charity, the Kaiju Victims Foundation. It's a charity group that raises money for the victims of monster, mecha and Ultraman battles in Japan. This includes mobile suits, Super Sentai robots and even Gozilla. Now get going! You have to get to the South Pole to register for the race! And don't cheat like Team Warioware!"
"WE WON'T!" The four say in unison.
"Well..." Sam said as he hung up his cellphone. "That was Mr. Yates. He says we have to call our vehicle Camper A. Since there will be two Campers in the Cannonball Run."
"That won't be so bad." Dr. Chalmers said. "We can do that."
"Yeah man." Wade said. "We have to do it."
"Cannonball Run here we come!" Griggs said.
Cloud Strife was driving a navy blue Ford F-150 pickup truck with extended cab. Beside him is Barret Wallace, checking his gun arm. In the cab is Yuffie Kisaragi and Tifa Lockheart. In the truck bed is Vincent Valentine.
"Now don't crash the Boltus, Spiky!" Barret said. Cloud nods and continues driving.
Adam, Shayla Walker's foster brother, checks the oil on his Cannonball Run entry. A Vauxhall VX220 Turbo called the Vertigo, with gold trim and red color shift paint.
"Is the oil level okay?" asked Eve, Adam's new friend and fellow D-Virus host. Adam has the Pyro D-Virus and Eve has the Cryo D-Virus. Both are polar opposites as far as powers are concerned. So they're entering the Cannonball, since Adam's sister formed her own team. You can say that Adam is a bit overprotective of his foster sister. Even though she's now eighteen years old.
"Yeah, everything is fine." Adam said placing the oil stick back into the engine and closing the hood. He wipes his hands off a white hand towel. "All we have to do is get to the South Pole."
"I can't believe you got this AND entered us in the Cannonball Run!" Riley Freeman said, as he looked at the vehicle Gin Rummy and Ed Wuncler III remodeled for the Cannonball. It is a '55 Kaiser Manhatten, named the Glendale. Huey and Robert Freeman were surprised as well.
"Yeah isn't it great!" Ed said. "We better get a f-ing move on! There is a race to win!"
Solid Snake and Ethan Hunt waited by their vehicle for this year's Cannonball Run. A 2002 Mercury Cougar called the Fairview.
"Two more minutes." Ethan said. Snake sighed. Just then two more men walked up to the Fairview. It was Ghost Recon's Captain Scott Mitchell and Third Echilon's Sam Fisher.
"You're late!" Snake said.
"Traffic was a bitch." Sam said. "So is everything ready?"
"Yeah... Just need us to get into the Fairview and we can get to the ferry."
Spike, Jet and Radical Edward were inside a custom Lexus GS430; eating fast food. Even the dog Ein is eating a plain hamburger. Jet hands his bounty hunting partner a file.
"This is the person we're hunting next." Jet said. "She was broken out of a women's correctional facility. Every bounty hunter is after her. Including Dog the Bounty Hunter."
"Dog Chapman is after her?" Spike said. "What do we have to do?"
"We have to enter this car, the Eiswolf, into the Cannonball Run. I'm pretty sure the person who helped her break out of prison has entered a team. In fact Ed should get us the roster of those invited. Got anything Ed?"
Ed checked her computer with a cheeseburger in his mouth. She got the list of those invited and found the team she was looking for. "Ed found it! The team we're looking for IS in the Cannonball Run!"
"Good job Ed. Now we have to enter the Cannonball." Jet said.
"Alright we have this huge myth to bust!" Adam Savage of the Mythbusters said.
"Yeah this myth is about the Cannonball Run." Jamie Hyneman said. "The myth is that a RV was used in the first ever Cannonball Run and that it won the Cannonball Run."
"We did some research on this subject." Grant Imahara said. "We found that the RV didn't win but came in dead last."
"Yeah, this myth is busted before we can even test it." Keri Byron said.
"So let's get a RV and see if it is plausible for a RV to win the international Cannonball Run." Tori Belleci said.
"Great idea!" Adam agreed with Tori. So the Mythbusters went out and bought a Winnebago RV. They called it the Journey and they painted the Mythbusters log on both sides of the Journey. They even added a gadget to make Journey into a submarine. Since there is no bridges this year. Then they left for the Cannonball Arena in Antarctica.
"Cannonball Run here we come!" Tori shouted with glee as he drove the Journey.
"Well we better thank Wile E. Coyote for building our entry for the Cannonball this year, Daffy." Bugs Bunny said. Bugs was driving a '67 Ford Mustang with Daffy Duck, Foghorn Leghorn and Elmer Fudd. This Mustang is called the Brooklyn and it is painted gun metal grey.
As they were driving, police lights and sirens go off behind them.
"I say, I say lose those cops!" Foghorn said.
"Here we go!" Bugs presses the nitrous button and the Brooklyn speeds ahead of the Highway Patrol.
Team Satomi test drove their two entries into the Cannonball Run. One was a gold '65 Chevy Corvette and the other was the same except it was a convertable. In the convertable is Team Satomi's pilot, Takeshi and his partner Liz Riccaro. In the other Corvette is Amy and her pet cat Luca. Luca is wearing a special cat helmet. This gives her the ability to converse with Amy and the rest of Team Satomi through her thoughts. Which are projected over the sound system.
"Alright! The San Marino Spyder works perfectly!" Liz said.
"So does the San Marino." Luca added.
"Okay, I think we're ready for the Cannonball Run." Takeshi said, as the two cars sped off the track and onto the highway.
"Okay thank you Mr. Yates. We'll see you at the Cannonball Arena." Buckaroo Banzai hung up his phone, in his office and walked out to the garage. Inside the finishing touches were being added to a '70 Toyota Celica's, known as the Bonsai, latest invention. This new invention is known as the Roar Horn. It's a beefed up car horn, capable of sending any surrounding cars away from the Bonsai.
"How is the Roar Horn?" Buckaroo asked Sydney "New Jersey" Zweibal.
"It works just like we wanted to work. Want to see?"
"Fine, but just this once. We have to get those laptops, Overthrusters, CD-Rom discs, tracking devices and other equipment to the South Pole."
Sydney got into the driver's seat, with Perfect Tommy sitting next to him in the passenger's seat. Cars with no windows were parked next to the Bonsai. Buckaroo went to the upper level's observatory. Knowing that he was in danger on the lower floor. He watched as Sydney activated the Roar Horn and honked the Bonsai's horn. The cars were sent flying in all directions. They all landed upside down or on the side. Buckaroo was pleased.
"I think we're ready to go." he said.
Jungle Karma Pizza, the eatery that is work for a special team of super heroes. The Power Rangers Jungle Fury, is what they're called. Upstairs in their loft, Lily, Casey and Theo finsihed packing the things they would need for the Cannonball Run. They walked downstairs, where their boss and mentor awaited them.
"I took the liberty of securing a vehicle for the race." RJ said. "If you three ever get into trouble, Dom and I will help you out."
"Thanks RJ." Casey said.
They walked outside and saw their vehicle, a PT Cruiser. It was decorated with a jungle camo paint job, on the hood was a red tiger, a yellow cheetah and a blue jaguar. On the sides the words "Fury Cruizer" was painted in goldish yellow paint. In front of the Rangers black cat scratch logo.
"Fury Cruizer indeed." Theo said with a grin.
The Cerrano, a black 1971 Plymouth Road Runner, stopped at a red light. Behind the wheel is Johnny Cage; along with Liu Kang, Sonya Blade and Kitana in the passengers.
Next to them is a 1973 Buick Riviera called the Cerva. Inside that car is Team Deception; Onaga, Shao Kahn, Shang Tsung and Quan Chi.
"Nice to see you again Kahn!" Johnny said.
"You will never win the Cannonball Run, Cage!" Shao Kahn said from the driver's seat.
The light turned green and both cars sped off in a drag race.
"How were you able to get a hold of a car this cool?" asked Heather Morris.
Heather was once a survivor of the town Silent Hill and she teamed up with fellow survivor James Sunderland, who bought a Bugatti Veyron cheap.
"It was cheap for some reason. Besides the Zenda is the best car I can get on short notice." James said.
Stan Smith, a CIA agent in Langley Falls, awaist the rest of his team at the Roswell UFO landing site. With the alien Roger inside a military Humvee called the Patriot's trunk.
"How long I have to stay in here?" Roger calls out. "It's so dark and I only have one air hole."
"You'll get a new air hole when we arrive at the starting line." Stan replied.
Soon a black Ford car pulled up and out came FBI agent Fox Mulder, MiB agents K and J.
"Hey Stan, how is Roger doing?" K asked.
"He's in the trunk, complaining that I didn't give him two air holes when we left home."
"I'll get the drill." K said as he went back to the car. He pulls out a laser drill to drill a couple more air holes for Roger.
"There is no way we are riding in that piece of crap!" Sparks said to Captain Tornado Shanks, the captain of Sealab. Sparks is referring to the 50's pickup truck behind Tornado. "That thing won't last one continent!"
"Don't worry Sparks." Tornado said. "I know what to do."
That night Tornado starts the night long remodelling of the Walton. He starts and revs up a chainsaw before saying "Well baby, it's time to pimp you up. Don't fear the Reaper."
The next morning Tornado, Sparks, Sealab musclehead Marco and Sealab's retard Stormy leave Sealab on the Walton. With Sparks and Stormy in the back and Marco driving. While Tornado sleeps from his all nighter.
CM Punk's entrance theme hits the sound system and makes the ECW audience to cheer. In seconds, a prison transfer van drives down the entrance ramp. CM Punk, Tommy Dreamer, Steven Richards, Kevin Thorn and The Boogeyman get off and head into the ring. Where Punk is given a mic.
"We were told that we had to enter the Cannonball Run!" Punk said. "Because Stone Cold Steve Austin is entering his team again and our boss wants us to beat them! Well we're going to enter the Cannonball Run and we WILL BEAT Stone Cold's team to the finish line! This I swear unto you ECW fans! This vehicle, called the Prison Van, will be our key to victory!"
The audience begins chanting "E-C-Dub!" repeatedly, as Team ECW gets back in the Prison Van. Punk is having trouble trying to back the Prison Van back up the entrance ramp.
"Ah crap!" Punk says.
Inside DATS garage, in Japan, three DATS agents are staring at their Cannonball Run vehicle, a Dodge Aspen station wagon. These agents are Marcus Damon, Thomas Norstein and Yoshi Fujieda. Their Digimon are standing beside them. Those Digimon are Agumon, Lalamon and Gaoman.
"The Pangea is ready!" Yoshi exclaimed.
"Are you sure a Digimon team, known as the Digidestined, entered the Cannonball Run years ago?" Thomas asked.
"Yes they did, but they didn't win." Yoshi replied.
"Where they failed, we shall succeed. Right boss?" asked Agumon.
"Right Agumon! We shall win the Cannonball Run!" Marcus said.
A school bus called the School Bus, is driving along the ice roads of the Antarctic. Inside is the Full Metal Alchemist Edward Elric, his brother Al Elric, Colonel Roy Mustang and Winry Rockbell. All five aren't talking to each other. Instead they are looking out the steamed windows, caused by the heater cranked all the way to max. The School Bus continues it's way to the Cannonball Arena. Which Roy can see in the distance. The silence is broken when Ed sneezes
"BLESS YOU!" The others say.
"Thanks..." Ed replies.
Famed wizard in training, Harry Potter, leads his friends through the Forbidden Woods. Which is outside Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Ron and Hermione are Harry's classmates and best friends. The three walk to a BMW M3.
"This is the Nelson." Harry said. "I named it after that Nelson kid, that was involved in that accident in Snape's potions class."
"Oh yeah poor Nelson." Ron said. "Why did you lead us to a car?"
"I'm entering the Cannonball Run." Harry said. "I need you two to come with me to form a team and to represent Hogwarts. By order of Dumpledore himself."
"What if Draco and his gang find us?" Hermione asked. "I don't think he'll let us get away. Especially since his dad is in good relations with the Minister of Magic."
"He will never know." Harry said. "That is why the Nelson was brought here by Hagrid."
The three got in and the Nelson lifted off the ground and flew off to the starting line. Hpwever Harry never knew about Draco Malfoy and his gang on their magic brooms. Along with Dolores Umbridge watching the Nelson leave with them.
"Go and follow Mr. Potter." Dolores ordered. "We can't let him complete the race."
"Got it." Draco said as he flew off after the Nelson; his gang following him.
"Alright we're ready for the Cannonball Run." Bam Margera said to the MTV camera man going with the CKY Crew to the Cannonball Run. Bam shows the camera man a Hummer H2 strech limo with a trailer being loaded with supplies and furinture. The trailer is being set up for Phil Margera, Bam's dad and Don Vito's replacement. Seeing as how Don Vito is in jail for groping a underage girl. Not a good thing though.
"This is The Job." Bam said to the cameraman. "Our Cannonball Run entry. And that trailer is for my dad to stay in. Since Don Vito won't be joining us in this race. Oh, Glomb and Novak won't be joining us either."
What Bam doesn't know is that inside a crate of fruit, is Tim Glomb and Brandon Novak. They're hiding from Bam and will surprise him later. They're going on this Cannonball Run, even if Bam wants them to or not.
Raab Himself looks at two suitcases and says "These don't belong to anybody in our group. Oh well."
Raab puts them inside the trailer with the other stuff. Not really knowing that they belong to Novak and Glomb.
"So this is our vehicle, Cortana?" Master Chief, a Spartan cyborg, asked. He was looking at a green color shift paint TVR Sagaris.
"Yep..." said the AI Cortana. "It is called the Rattler."
"It looks like a very good choice." Covenant Elite leader, Arbiter, said.
In Antarctica, at one of the Cannonball Arena's eight hangers for the vehicles, is a Chrysler 300C painted blue, white and red. With a gold V-fin design on the hood. The car's color turns to gray when the engine is shut down. Kira Yamato and his friend Athrun Zala get out of the front. Lunamaria Hawke and Shinn Asuka got out of the back.
"Well we're here at last and the Atlus performed well." Kira said.
"You can thank Dearka and Yzak for that. As they both had other things to do and couldn't make it this year." Athrun said.
"Well we better go and register early, I guess." Shinn said. "Luckily those four Gundam Meisters never decided to enter the Cannonball Run."
Lunamaria turns to Shinn and says "Can you blame them? They've got a war in Iraq to stop. And they're headed to Iran to destroy all nuclear materials that can make nuclear weapons."
The Compton is a '64 Chevy Impala, painted similar to the Chevy Impala that Dean Winchester drives. It may look identical to the one Dean drives, but this Impala was bought at a junk yard and restored.
"Well Sam... We're finally going to do this." Dean said.
"Yes we are. I can hardly wait to test this Compton against the other cars in the Cannonball." said Dean's brother Sam.
"So you ladies, the bald man and his midget son think you can beat us in the Aqua?" Kyle Bennon asked Natalie Cook. Her fellow Charlie's Angels, Dr. Evil and his clone Mini Me stand nearby their vehicle for the Cannonball Run. A Chevy El Camino called the La Furerza. The Aqua is a Scion xB, painted cobalt blue.
"Yeah we can take you!" Alex said. 'Right here and right now."
"Well we need the practice before we enter the international Cannonball Run anyway." said Hispanic street racer Andre. Who stood next to street racer Lobo "Speedy" Gonzalez."
"Let's go." Kyle said. "Our Aqua against your La Furerza."
The cars raced through the empty highway at night, with onlookers cheering them on. Eventually it is the La Furerza was the car that reached the finish line first.
"Unbelieveable!" Kyle said. Then he turned to Natalie. "This isn't over."
"Of course not." Natalie replied. "We'll continue our fued in the Cannonball!"
A '49 Mercury and a modified LAV-25 personnel carrier were drag racing. Inside the Mercury is Team Capcom. Consisting of Mega Man, Dante, Ryu Hoshi and Chris Redfield. Inside the LAV-25 is Team Konami. Consisting of Liquid Snake, Otacon, Harry Mason, Leon Belmont and Henry Townsend. The LAV-25 is called the Negotiator and the Mercury is called the Gunslinger.
"You'll never make it to the ferry first!" Chris said driving the Gunslinger.
"We don't need to catch the ferry!" Liquid said. "Otacon show him what the Negotiator has!"
Otacon typed in a a command into the computer and the Negotiator turns into a hovercraft and drives into the water, next to the ferry. The Negotiator travels to the starting line, with Liquid laughing all the way.
Ghost Rider drives his Cannonball entry, a custom motorcycle called the Chopper, along the highway.
"I have returned and I shall win the Cannonball this year." he said. Behind him is a Dodge Monaco ambulence. In-laws James "Jimmy" Hughes and Greg Warner drive along the highway, trying to think of a name for their vehicle.
"How about the Death Mobile?" Greg asked.
"Nah, doesn't have a nice ring to it." Jimmy said. "Wait weren't ambulences used to be called Meat Wagons?"
"Yeah..." then it struck Greg. "Oh I know... We can call this entry the Meat Wagon!"
"Sounds good to me!"
Team Oban... Consisting of Eva Wei, Rick Thunderbolt, Stan and Koji; gets ready to get their entry into the Cannonball Run. Which is a Audi Q7 called the Quasar. Eva's father is giving her a pep talk before they leave.
"Eva be careful. There is always some group trying to steal the money and bring harm to the Cannonballers." Don Wei said.
"Don't worry dad. I'll be careful." Eva replied. "Isn't that why you had Rick join the team, to act as my bodyguard?"
"Well that too, but I just want you to be careful. Alright?"
"Got it dad."
Eva runs over to the Quasar and climbs into the passenger's seat before putting on her seatbelt. The Quasar's flight capabilities is activated and it takes to the sky. Heading to the starting line.
Tobe, leader of Sooga Village's evil ninja clan, looks at the people who he has hired for the Cannonball Run.
"You four have been chosen to join my team for the Cannonball Run." Tobe said. "We shall crush Garu's team like a brick and win the prize money."
"Oh Tobe has a way with words." said Jing-Jing, who has a crush on Tobe. Shaman and Clown seem to agree.
"This is good for Muji!" Muji said messing with his prized moustache.
"Now our vehicle is outside. We shall go now!"
They all went outside to find a Audi A6 station wagon, called the Kimodo. They all climb into the Kimodo and leave for the ferry.
Meanwhile at the local noodle restaurant. Garu's team was ready and were given noodle bowls to eat during their trip. To eat these noodles, you had to add boiling hot water and wait three minutes.
Uncle Dumpling, one of Pucca's guardians and chef, says his goodbyes to Pucca, Garu, Abyo and Ching.
"Alright you have your supply of instant noodles. Just add boiling hot water and let them sit for three minutes." he said.
"Yeah this is our new line of products." Linguini said. "We're hoping our instant noodles will be a hit all over the world."
"We're sure they will do fine." Abyo said. "Now where are our vehicles?"
Uncle Dumpling pointed outside the building. "They're out there. Garu gets the Pizzaboy, Pucca gets the Noodleboy, Abyo gets the Sanchez and Ching gets the Ventoso."
The four grabbed their supplies and went outside. There were two delivery Vespas and two mopeds. It was decided that Pucca and Garu carry the supplies for the four of them. So they load up and leave Sooga Village. Where everyone waves goodbye and wishes them good luck.
"Alright you two. You ready for our Woo Foo mission?" Master Yo, a old panda and a master of Woo-Fu, said to his two students. Who are two bunny siblings.
"We're ready for the Cannonball, Master Yo!" Yin, a pink female bunny said.
"We're so going to win this race with our vehicle!" Yang, a blue male bunny said.
Yo opens the driver's side door to a Toyota Corolla FX16 and gets inside. "Come on! Get into the Jackrabbit and let's go! We have to hurry to the starting line so we can register!"
Yin and Yang climb into the Jackrabbit and the car levitates off the ground via a special Woo Foo magic technique.
Somehwere in Progress City, Mr. Bedlam is trying to discuss business with other high ranking members of the Illuminati. These include Mesogog, Lothor, Xemnas, Tong Po and Lucius Malfoy.
"So we got the henchmen all set up?" Bedlam asked.
"That we do..." Mesogog, a humanoid dinosaur and mad scientist, said. "We hired these video game players called the Red and Blue Grunts. They were led by the Red Zealot."
"But I got the Combine off of City 17's mayor Breen for a hundred dollars!" Lothor said. "Their contract was up for the highest bidder and Breen bought the Combine forces from the leader of the Combine for only fifty cents!"
"Adiminstrator Breen has always been a cheap arse." Lucius said. "That is why the citizens of City 17 are rebelling. Not only because of the Combine's Civil Protection, but also because they aren't being paid enough. He pays less to stay filthy rich!"
"It's also why he's not a member of our society for that very reason." Xemnas said. "Well we got our henchmen, but we need Alice Foyt to help us this year too."
"She's in prison for two years Xemnas." Mesogog said. "But we have hired her daughter, a former Marine Corps soldier. A real good one too. She never let her gender get in the way of serving her country. In fact she was in a combat unit, despite the military brass not allowing women in combat units. She was recently discharged and now she's out for revenge against the Cannonballers."
"Excellent." Bedlam said with a evil grin. "Send her to the starting line. Have her spy on the Cannonballers and if she has the opportunity; sabotage a few of the vehicles."
"What about Danny Cruger and William O'Malley?" asked Lothor. "They're waiting on stand by to go in and ready to mess with the vehicles."
"Send them in with Alice's daughter." Bedlam said. "Now I think this meeting is done for. Dismissed!"
Author's Comment: I amde the changes to chapter 1. So be sure to check it out. I will write chapter 3 and then take a short break.