Van Helsing Parody Part 6
Heyyy I know that it is past Halloween, but ummmm this scene is a Halloween scene...so here my Halloween spirit may go haywire... lolz I just wanna say to everyone Happy Late Halloween! And if your gonna ask me if I still have candy left...then that answer is yes... DON'T QUESTION ANYMORE! OK! lolz I am going pyscho... So um Enjoy! I DO NOT own any VH characters...except the Midgit...
At the Graveyard...
Van Helsing:Great hiding spot,Carl...How did you think of that? *pushes cross thingie to be some kind of barrier to the masoleum*
Carl: Well, vampires cannot go into holy grounds... so this would be the best place to hide Frankenstein...
Frankenstein's monster: *sings* Love me ,hate me say what you want about me...but all of the boys and all of the girls are begging If You Seek Amy!
Van Helsing: Shut up!
Carl: Well, gee Van Helsing...grouchy much?
Van Helsing: He's just sooo annoying!
Carl: *mumbles to self* like you're not...
Van Helsing: What was that?
Carl: *quickly* Nothing!
Van Helsing: Hmm...thought I heard something... sooo uh when will I be turning to an abominable snowman?
Carl: You mean a werewolf...right?
Van Helsing: No! I mean abominable snowman..
Carl: *sighes* Van Helsing, do we have to go over this again? You are turning to a werewolf for crying out loud!
Van Helsing: Oh...what's a werewolf?
Carl: Never mind...you'll be turning two nights from now..
Van Helsing: Awww man..I just really want to eat Dracula now...
Carl: Excuse me? Do say that statement again...
Van Helsing: I said that I want to eat Dracula...I mean if I am turning to a jigglypuff,then I would have a huge appetite...then I'll eat Dracula...
Carl: A jiggly- * slaps hand on forehead* Oh,Lord help me...Why would you want to eat Dracula?
Van Helsing: Come on, haven't you had thoughts on eating Dracula?
Carl: Umm...I am afraid not...
Van Helsing: Just think about it... He looks scrumptious...he's just...you just want to eat him up! *eyes turn yellow and crazy* Mhmmmm how yummy that sounds!
Carl: o.0 You can't be serious...
Van Helsing: I am!
Carl: I don't think that eating Dracula would be a great solution...
Van Helsing: Geez Carl! Ruin the fun! So I guess we are ready to go to the costume shop...
Carl: Yuppers...I want to go as Robin Hood...
Van Helsing: Hey! You stole mine!
Carl: Oh welll...I called it!
At Vilvcova Palace...
Dracula: *knocks on door* Anna,are you ready?
Anna: Almost...chill your balls..
Dracula: Really? Chill my balls? Why are they too hot for you?
Anna: SHUT UP!
Dracula: *laughs heartdly* Aw,Anya...
Anna: Don't call me by that!
Dracula: Does it bother you..Princess Anastasia?
Anna: *opens the door furiously* THERE! I am ready... *blushes looks down*
Dracula: *looks her up and down* hmmm...nice
Anna: yeah and I can tell that YOU picked it out... Of course you would pick out the Playboy bunny out for me...I feel too exposed..
Dracula: Don't forget that it is tight on you...
Anna: No of course I can't forget about that...*sarcasm...puts mask on*I guess The Phantom of the Opera fits you... How do I look?
Dracula: Sexy...*gives her seductive look,is too close to her,near the bed*
Anna: This is not gonna end nicely is it...
Dracula: Not for you...Or maybe you might enjoy it...
At the Halloween Store...
Van Helsing: Carl, it can't be that embarrasing...show me your costume!
Carl: Okkayy...don't laugh this is the only one they had left... *comes out of dressing room,is wearing a cow costume*
Van Helsing: *bursts out laughing* Oh my goodness...it's soo...
Carl: yeah,yeah I know STUPID! Please can we just get outta here and into the Masquerade?
Van Helsing: *presses button on costume, it moos* Hahahahaha it even moos
Cow: Yeah,yeah very funny...make fun of the cow! Gee! They are even making a costume out of me!
Carl: *turns red* This is the most humilating thing in the whole universe!
Van Helsing: Let's go Carl! Party's just right ahead!
Carl: This is not going to end nicely is it?
Van Helsing: Nope...not for you...
Dracula: Hey! Line Stealer! *is in video room yelling at screen*
Audience: Shut up!
Carl: At least you have a better costume, Indiana Jones! Not much of a difference from what you usually wear anyway...
Van Helsing: Carl...you are soo mean...BAD COW! hahhaha I made a funny!
Back at castle
Anna: Woah... *blows hair out of face*
Dracula: Yupp... I am glad that you enjoyed it...
Anna: Who says that I enjoyed it?
Dracula: Says the girl who dug her nails to my skin,and yelled my name...
Anna: *looks at Dracula and frowns* Don't you use that against me..
Dracula: *laughs* Trust me... I won't...
Anna: I guess...we-uh have to get to that party...
Dracula: Shit!*slaps head to forehead* I forgot! I kept paying attention to you...and..
Anna: Since when you pay attention to women...
Dracula: Since you came around... and you are the one I pay attention to...
Anna: *gets up* Let's just forget that this ever happened
Dracula: So, it's just gonna be that way...you are going to forget about this...what we had back there..
Anna: What we had back there was just lust,Count...nothing else...just leave it be... *puts on costume and mask*
Dracula: *sighes,puts costume on too* Nothing else, Anna? *looks sad* At alll? * kisses her neck*
Anna: *can't take it anymore* Ughh... just...just...
Dracula: *rubs her side* Just what my dear? * turns her around,kisses her*
Anna: *faints*
Dracula: Umm...Anna? *puts spell, leaves her to rest,but body moves by itself*
Van Helsing: We are here! Ooohh hot chicks..
Carl: Van Helsing...you do know that they are vampires,right?
Van Helsing: Who cares? They are hot! If you see Anna, let me know!
Carl: But... Van Helsing! Oh...never mind... Must look out for Anna...
(Dracula and Anna are dancing...the song is Bottoms Up...lolz modern song I know... Anna wakes up)
Anna: You just had to at least have me at the party,didn't you?
Dracula:*smiles evilly* Of course...you are the guest of honor.
Anna: *looks around her* They are all vampires aren't they?
Dracula: Why,yes...yes they are... why? Are you afraid?
Anna: No. *trembles a bit*
Dracula: You are!
Anna: I am not.
Dracula: Yes you are
Anna: Can you keep that secret to yourself please?
Dracula: Why are you scared? I am a vampire...Aleera is a vampire...you are not afraid of us...
Anna: You don't get it...Think about it... If you were in a place with a bunch of dead people, wouldn't you be at least freaked out?
Dracula: If I were human, yes that would be kinda freaky...there is nothing to worry about...I am here..
Anna: Yeah, act all suavy now, huh?
Dracula: *winks at Anna*
(Van Helsing sees Anna, goes to Carl)
Van Helsing: Dude, I see Anna
Carl: You just noticed that?
Van Helsing: *drinks from bottle*
Carl: Where'd you get that from?
Van Helsing: I found it in my bag...I noticed that there is only blood 'round here...
Carl: Van Helsing, there is vampires allover, that's why...
Van Helsing: Really? *hiccups*
Carl: Oh God, don't tell me you're drunk...
Van Helsing: *crazy eyed* Where is that juicy Sirloin? *sees Dracula,points at him* There it is *fork and knife* Yummmyyy!
Carl: Get a hold of yourself! *grabs Van Helsing*
Van Helsing: AAHHH! The poh-lese ( ''police'' lolz Van Helsing is funny) I am sorry I didn't mean to pee in Carl's lawn...
Carl: Huh? That was you?
Van Helsing: Yup and i am terribly sorry! Sergeant,sherrif...whatever... Ooohhh look at that chick with the Playboy costume
Carl: That's Anna...
Van Helsing: Oh yeah... we need to save her from that juicy Sirloin!
Carl: Alright...whatever you say...
Van Helsing: Stop it right there, Captain Beefy!
Dracula: *looks at Van Hlesing like he's a lunatic*
Anna: Van Helsing...you're here...great... *sarcasm*
Van Helsing: What's that supposed to mean?
Anna: soo stupid... You killed my brother, and you are soo annoying! I would rather be saved by Carl than you!
Carl: I think I am quite flattered
Dracula: Wait, did you just call me Captain Beefy?
Van Helsing: Nope *hiccups* i called you yummy Beefarole
Dracula: No you didn't you said Captain Beefy
Van Helsing: No as I remember it was Drackonut...
Anna: OMG NOT THIS CRAP AGAIN! Van Helsing, drop that drink! *slaps bottle from hand* You said Captain Beefy NOT Drackonut..that is some old shit from like yesterday..and I am not a damsel,so I am leaving now!
Van Helsing: You know I think it was Count Chocula...
Dracula: *rolls his eyes* Wait, Anna don't go...don't leave me with these maniacs..
Anna: See, now you know how I feel...and Carl is not the manaic...he's cool...Van Helsing on the other hand...
Van Helsing: The name is Indiana Jones!
Anna: o.0 Seriously?
Dracula: You know what? I think we should all do something fun...
Carl: Oh thank God something to do...
Dracula: Trick or treating!
Vaseria Village..
Anna: Tell me again why we are doing this?
Van Helsing: It's fun! Besides I sold alot of weed so far...
(Kids smoke weed and act crazy)
Anna: Yeah, to children!
Carl: I don't think that its good for them...
Dracula: Oh goodie! I got lots of candy! How much did you guys get?
Carl: Half as much as yours..I am suprised no one is calling bloody murder..
Anna: I would...
Dracula: *looks at Anna* We all know that you would... Yep...you would...
Anna: Don't even mention or think about what happened before...
Carl: What happened?
Anna: Ummm nothing
Dracula: Let's just say that she was detained at that moment
Anna: *glares*
Van Helsing: More houses! More candy! WOOHOOO!
Carl: I guesss I'll come with you, Van Helsing..*walks with Van Helsing to another house*
Anna: Great I am stuck with you...
Dracula: As you always are...
Anna: And, things go haywire when we are alone.. *turns away from Dracula*
Dracula: Yes it does... *moves hair from Anna's neck,kisses her neck*
Anna: Don't even think about it...*holds her breath* I don't want..
Dracula: Relax...I am not gonna bite...unless you want me to...
Anna: Ugh...why torture me?
Dracula: The real question is why do you torture me?
Carl: Uh...what's going on here?
Anna: *jabs Dracula in stomach* Nothing is...
Dracula: Thanks for the hit...*sarcasm*
Van Helsing: Was Beefy trying to juice Playboy bunny up?
Anna: You have no clue what you are talking about... I had enough of this... I am going home!
(Anna leaves, all three men watch)
Dracula: *sighes* Women...
Carl: I am gonna take Van Helsing home... if you don't mind sir...
Van Helsing: BEEF IS GOOD!
Dracula: Idiots...
To be continued...
sooooo interesting huh? I would love it if I spent Halloween with them! Van Helsing is drunk and happy, Dracula scored with Anna, Anna is hiding her feelings, Carl is in a cow suit...Everything's good...lolz Hope you enjoyed it! Things will change later on... sooo ummm REVIEW! And I'll give you cookies!