I own nothing except for my original characters. No money is being made off of this piece of entertainment. So enjoy it.

Author's Note: Thanks to BKelly95 for writing the Bluths' scene for this chapter. Also the Cannonball Warrior segment will be for chapter 4.

Chapter 3: PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Cannonball Run International Committee waited at the Cannonball Arena for the Cannonballers via watchtowers. So they wouldn't have to stand in the below zero antarctic weather. Eventually Blake saw headlights in the blizzard. "There they are!"

Sure enough the Cannonball Run vehicles are flying or driving on the ice to the Cannonball Base. The Nelson is flying alongside the Pelican dropships carrying the Blood Gulch vehicles.

"Man that is a lot of dropships." Cortana, the Gunslinger's AI said. Cortana was uploaded into the car from Master Chief's armor. She's also the automated pilot for the Gunslinger. "Who would be coming here in a Pelican dropship Chief?"

"I think I know who." MC said. "It would be best to avoid them until the start of the race."

"Why?" Arbiter asked

"Because it's the Red and Blue Teams from Blood Gulch and they're pissed."

"Why?" Arbiter asked.

"Because they're mad at me for blowing up Halo and sticking them in that boring canyon."

"Yikes. I would be the same way." Arbiter said.

---

Gou Fumaki aka GekiViolet and Ken Hisatsu aka GekiChopper, were sitting in the front of the NRG V8. With the Fury Cruizer beside them.

"(Look!)" Ken said pointing the Fury Cruizer. "(American Power Rangers!)"

Both men laugh.

---

The Mitsumi and the Chopper were racing each other to the Cannonball Arena. The band Dethklok saw this and decided to get on stage with Cletus T. Judd. Nathan grabbed the mic.

"The Cannonballers are on their way. And this song is dedicated to Ghost Rider and that masked guy; who are racing each other. Hit guys!"

Song: "Ghost Riders in the Sky" by Spiderbait
Sung by: Dethklok and Cletus T. Judd

Den-O Sword Form pulls ahead of the Chopper and Ghost Rider. But the Chopper catches up. The two motorcycles eventually stop at one of the hangers for the vehicles, at the same time.

"That was a good race." Ghost Rider said. "See you in the actual race."

"(I plan on it!)" Momotaros said.

---

"Say Sparks." Marco said to Sparks. "Why did we have to put this tarp over the back of the Walton?

"Because it's f---ing cold outside! That's why!" Sparks replied. "That and we had to hide our cache of weapons we brought along."

"They allow weapons the vehicles this year. So why are we hiding personal weapons?"

"I don't know."

---

Pretty soon the Cannonballers arrived and parked their cars in one of the eight hangers surrounding the Cannonball Arena. They had to go through a tunnel, dug from the ice, to get inside. The tunnels were cold because of being dug out of the ice. Eventually they all arrived with their luggage to the main lobby, with the door leading to the arena in front of them. Victor and J.J met them in the main lobby.

"Cannonballers! Follow me to registration desk!" Victor said. "Once you all have your room assignments and have settled for a couple of hours, we will bring you into the arena for Brock's pre-race speech and some entertainment."

Everybody registered for the Cannonball and were given the card key to their rooms.

---

All of the Cannonballers metin the arena. Soon a different version of the Attack of the Show theme plays with the show's intro. On the jumbotrons, a changed Attack of the Show intro is shown. It is replaced with the words 'Attack of the Cannonball Run' instead. Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn are at their Attack of the Show set on stage. On the arena floor is three different levels of a obstecle course. There should be something going on tonight.

"Welcome Cannonballers!" Kevin said. "This not Attack of the Show! It is Attack of the Cannonball! Tonight we've got a great show lined up for your entertainment pleasure! We even will have a special event for you Cannonballers to participate in. We call it Cannonball Warrior. But first Brock Yates wants to say few words."

Brock comes on stage to a standing ovation. He walks to the podium set up for him and clears his throat. Waiting for the Cannonballers to quiet down and take their seats.

"Thank you everyone. Now everyone is wondering what restrictions I have set for this year. Especially after the cheating incident with Team Warioware last year and the whole Overthruster issue from two years ago. Well I'm allowing weapons to be equipped to all vehicles, that is you want them. I am putting a limit of three non lethal weapons per vehicle. As well as three gadgets per vehicle. If you have a device that gives your vehicle travel in the air or on the water. Then that counts as one of your gadgets. So pick wisely. Tomorrow during inspections, your gadgets will be installed. So pick what you want later on tonight."

Everyone cheers that the weapons are back, but don't care if the weapons are non lethal. Brock continues. "I would like to say that this will be the best Cannonball Run ever in it's history. Tomorrow before we begin the race, at midnight, the President of the United States will be here to sign the declaration to start the Cannonball Run. So enjoy this evening Cannonballers, you all deserve it!"

Everyone stands and applauds as Brock leaves the stage. Kevin and Olivia begin the entertainment portion of the party.

"Now time for one of the bands to perform a song. Here is first timers to the Cannonball Band, 16 Buttons of Justice! With their song 'Jitsu Jedi'!"

Raccoon X Espanoa and Devin Farmer take the stage.

"Thank you Kevin!" Raccoon said. "This is our hit single, Jitsu Jedi! From our debut album, There's Always Room to Improve! We hope you like as much as the world does!"

The two begin playing.

YOU DO YOUR BEST,

THE BEST THAT YOU CAN,

SOMETIMES YOU WONDER, ARE YOU REALLY A MAN?

SURE, YOU MIGHT HAVE MUSCLES UNDER YOUR SHIRT,

BUT YOU CAN'T GET YOUR MIND OFF THAT APPLE COLORED SKIRT,

SO YOUR FACE IS BARE,

YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS,

YOU BOUGHT THE GIRLY DRINK, CAUSE YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE KEGS

SO PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU AND SEE A TINY STAG,

BUT YOU JUST KEEP THINKING OF CHUCK NORRIS IN DRAG.

JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD UP,

AND THINK FOR YOURSELF,

TIME IS NEVER ENDING IF YOU NEVER GIVE UP;

JUST LOOK TO YOUR GODFATHERS AS THEY GUIDE YOU TO VICTORY.

SO YOU'RE A FIGHTER, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE

BUT YOU'RE NOT SURE, THROW A PUNCH OR PULL HAIR?

THE ICE CREAM DAME, IS ASKING YOU ON A DATE

BUT YOU'RE MORE CONCERNED WITH WHY STUDLY ROY IS LATE.

JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD UP,

AND THINK FOR YOURSELF,

TIME IS NEVER ENDING IF YOU NEVER GIVE UP;

JUST LOOK TO YOUR GODFATHERS AS THEY GUIDE YOU TO VICTORY...

THOUGH YOU ARE SINGLE, YOU ARE NOT ALONE

LOOKING FOR THAT PERFECT FIX OF TESTOSTERONE

JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THINGS WILL BE ALRIGHT,

BUT I GUESS YOU WENT TO BOSSADILLO'S FOR THE NIGHT

JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD UP,

AND THINK FOR YOURSELF,

TIME IS NEVER ENDING IF YOU NEVER GIVE UP;

JUST LOOK TO YOUR GODFATHERS AS THEY GUIDE YOU TO VICTORY...

JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD UP,

AND THINK FOR YOURSELF,

TIME IS NEVER ENDING IF YOU NEVER GIVE UP;

JUST LOOK TO YOUR GODFATHERS AS THEY GUIDE YOU TO VICTORY...

JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD UP,

((JITSU JEDI))

AND THINK FOR YOURSELF,

((JITSU JEDI))

TIME IS NEVER ENDING IF YOU NEVER GIVE UP;

JUST LOOK TO YOUR GODFATHERS AS THEY GUIDE YOU TO VICTORY...

"Jitsu Jedi" by 16Buttons of Justice

Everyone in the arena cheers for them, as they take a bow and say their thanks. Before leaving the stage.

"Next up we have our Gadget Pron segment." Kevin said. "Where you, the Cannonballers, will know what else you will get for the race.

---

Janice K. Foyt, a former Marine and now a current agent for the Illuminati. She wears a mechanic's uniform with her brown hair dyed temporary blond hair dye. She also has a Cannonball Run staff baseball hat to ensure no one will reconize her. "King" William O'Malley, famed drug lord and one of INTERPOL's most wanted fugitives, walks with Janice to Hanger 8. There they split up and go over to the Negotiator and the Kimodo.

"Alright what do you want me to do, over?" William said on his radio.

"Just install lethal weapons into their vehicles." Janice said. "That will make sure they get disqualified. Once you're done with the Negotiator, go and sabatoge the Mongoose and Spectre, over."

"I'm on it, over."

---

"Alright everyone! It's time for Attack of the Cannonball Run's segment, Gadget Pron!" Kevin exclaims. The Gadget Pron intro plays, which is just CG animation of a porn shop, but with stuff like the Xbox 360, iPods and iPhones in place of sex toys. The logo is neon lights.

"Alright this year is different than what it was from last year." Olivia said.

"That's right." Kevin said. "This year only non lethal weapons will be added to the vehicles this year. Not only that but some vehicles will get three helpful gadgets for their vehicles. Some will get two, if they have a flying or boat capabilites. Personal weapons don't have to be non lethal, but the racer should have some experience using the weapon."

"Yeah the weapon limit for vehicles is so the vehicle won't get weighed down with machinary."

Kevin says "Not only that Olivia, but Cannonball will get each of the following after inspection tomorrow. Adam Sessler will show the gadgets you Cannonballers will receive. Adam..."

Adam Sessler is standing at table on stage, in the arena. The Cannonballers are there to see what they will get. Adam picks up a Visa credit card with the Cannonball Run logo on it. "Thank you Kevin. First off each team will receive this Cannonball Run credit card. Not only is it for you to use on this year's prototype time system, but it also has a unlimited budget for food and gas during your trips. Don't worry, there are places designated for the Cannonball Run."

Adam holds a laptop, a CD-ROM disc, a webcam and a tracking device transmitter. "That's not all Cannonballers. You will all receive a laptop computer, which includes maps for you to plot your course. There is also a CD-ROM with locations for your map and to activate the Cannonball Run Browser. The CRB is a special internet browser, that will let you communicate with other teams. In case of emergencies only. A webcam comes with it, so our reporters can get a interview during the race. The CRB also includes updated traffic and weather reports. It's also tuned to the Cannonball Run online radio station, so there is no need to find it on the car radio. Now this last device is a tracking device. You must keep it on your car at all times. We have to track you and make sure no one cheats. Like Team Warioware did last year. If there is a problem with your car during the race, the tracking device will allow us to find you. So we can repair your vehicle."

Adam reached under the table and brought up a silver briefcase. Inside was a Overthruster, made by Banzai Labratories.

"Team Banzai brought these with him." Adam said. "This is a One Time Use Overthruster. Buckaroo and Mr. Yates agreed for this thing. Only use it in case of emergencies. Like if you're trapped inside a mine or surrounded by police. That should be about it for the gadgets Cannonballers. Later a drawing to see who leaves first will be held in Hanger 7. Send one person from your team. That is all, back to you Kevin."

"Sounds interesting Adam. We'll bring you the drawing later in the night." Kevin said. "But right now we want to ask for thirty Cannonballers. That's right thirty. Because up next we're going to bring you Cannonball Warrior! Don't you dare miss it!"

---

The Cannonballers had some time before Cannonball Warrior began. Some of the racers went to sign up and some went to Hanger 7 to pick their starting places. Those that remained chose to head to the bar for some drinks and time to unwind. Over at the Team Degrassi table, Ashley and Jay were talking to Team Strangerhood's Wade and Sam.

"So you guys entered the Camper A? You little jerks!" Ashley said.

"Hey man! We had no idea that you were entering the same vehicle with the same name man!" Wade said.

"The hippie has a point Ash." Jay said.

Andy and Randy were showing their masks.

"So we have to work together to beat this Total Anarchy, huh?" Andy said.

"Yeah..." Randy replied. "Until then we're rivals."

"I agree." Andy said. Then he heard the announcement for all those who signed up for Cannonball Warrior to meet in the main lobby. "Well I better get going. Captain Chaos signed up for Cannonball Warrior."

"See ya."

---

The Cannonballers that signed up met in the main lobby, with Kevin and Olivia.

"Alright Cannonball Warrior is split up into three different stages. The only way to the next stage is to pass this event without falling into the water and receive the key to the next stage." Kevin said.

"We're going easy on you all, by making sure there is no time limit." Olivia said.

"Now the course goes like this..." Kevin brings up a map for the contestants.

---

"Michael and George-Michael explored their competition and took in the scene."

"So, dad, do you think Uncle Gob has something up his sleeve?" asked Geroge-Michael.

"Knowing your uncle, I wouldn't put it past him." said Michael.

Just then, they heard yelling.

"That's coming from the van." said George-Michael.

"Yeah, let's go check it out." said Michael.

Michael and George-Michael returned to the van to find Gob arguing with Earl.

"...king van. Come on!" yelled Gob.

"Alright." said Earl. He walked away.

"What was that about?" asked Michael.

"Ah, I think he was just curious about the engine in the van." said Gob.

"And he had reason to be due to Gob's activities of the last hour."

(flashback)

Jesse James was showing off the the engine in the Hot Rod. "Right here is the setup for the timing chain." he said.

"Yeah, I could use that if I wanted to destroy the three-hundred horsepower engine in my van. Come on!" said Gob.

(flashback 2)

Cloud Strife was going over a map of the Austrailia. "Okay, here's the route I think we should take." he said.

"Oh, right." said Gob. "The guy with the four-hundred horsepower engine is going to take advice from a guy whose engine wouldn't make that with nitrous. Come on!"

(flashback 3)

Ricky was pouring oil into the engine of the Bootlegger.

"Like I'm putting that poison into the five-hundred horsepower engine in my van. Come on!" said Gob.

"Gob then returned to the van to see the results of his bragging."

Gob walked back to the van to find Earl looking at the engine.

"What do you think you're doing?" asked Gob.

"I'm just seeing if this engine is as powerful as you say." said Earl.

"I know what you're doing." said Gob. "You're trying to sabotage the six-hundred horsepower engine in my fu..."

---

Earl runs over to Team Nintendo Wii.

"Hey that guy is lying." Earl said. "Spread the word that Team Bluth is lying about the horsepower in their van."

"Okay!" Mario shouted.

Mario went over to Team Spartan and told them about the engine.

"Alright, I'll spread the word." MC said.

MC accidently forgot to no visit Team Red or Team Blue. However it was too late when Grif and Simmons stepped right in front of him.

"Uh oh!"

"You've got a lot of nerve showing your face around here!" Grif shouted.

"I only came over to tell you that the Team Bluth horsepower is a lie!"

"Oh you mean that whole thing about the horsepower?" Simmons asked. "We knew, we heard Gob keep on changing the horsepower. But we're letting him brag because it's funny."

"Well keep sreading the word."

"We will." Grif said.

Grif had to go tell Team Vercetti about the Bluth van's horsepower lie. It was either that or Sarge used him for target practice.

"Hey I came to tell you that..." Grif was interrupted by Tommy.

"I know about that lie already. Mario told us." Tommy said. "Besides, I won the Cannonball Run last year. One thing I can tell you it's not about the horsepower, it's about the route and losing the cops. So go tell someone else."

Grif went over to another team and was about to tell the team about the lie. Then he shrieked and ran away. The team he was about to tell, was Team Bluth.

"What was THAT about?" Michael asked.

---

Ryotaro was dancing on the dance floor, while posessed by Ryutaros.

"(This is quite a party!)" Ryutaros exclaimed.

---

"Okay everyone!" Kevin said. "Before we begin Cannonball Warrior here, one of our Cannonballers made a request. So here for your listening enjoyment, here is Reel Big Fish with their song 'A-W-E-S-O-M-E'!"

Reel Big Fish comes out on stage. Shayla Walker, who made the request, screams at the top of her lungs before passing out. Right next to Adam and her teammates too.

"Something you want to tell me about Adam?" Tim asked.

"Yeah, Shayla is a Reel Big Fish fanatic." Adam sighed. "I tried so hard to keep it a secret too."

Song: "A-W-E-S-O-M-E" by Reel Big Fish

---

"What do you mean you're going to disqualify the Kimodo!" Muji yelled at the mechanic, who is actually William O'Malley. "This is not good for Muji!"

"As I said to you just now." William said. "I'm disqualifying your vehicle because of the weapons! I mean look at them! This are lethal weapons!"

"Those aren't the weapons Muji picked!"

"What's going on here?" said Morris Fenderbaum. Muji and William told him their sides of the story. Fenderbaum walks over to the Kimodo with a copy of the weapons that Muji ordered. Once he was done inspecting the car. He took Muji to a office.

"Okay someone has tampered with your car Mr. Muji." he said.

"Not good for Muji..."

"In fact it is good for Muji. In fact it is good for the entire Cannonball." Fenderbaum said. "You see, that mechanic has tampered with your vehicle. I'm going to confront him right now."

By the time Fednerbaum went out to confront William. He had already ran to Janice and told her that they have been made. Both ran to the exit of the hanger, where Danny was waiting for them in one of his cars, a Dodge Ram called the Hunter Takedown.

"Stop those two mechanics!" Fenderbaum shouted. Security agents Tanner and Lone Wolf ran as fast as they could to catch Janice and William, but the two climbed into the Takedown and the car sped off.

"They got away." Tanner said. "Luckily we have the security camera footage to see who they are."

---

"We've just been informed that two mechanics tampered with the Cannonball vehicles." Kevin said. "The CRIC is still trying to figure out the two mechanics' identities. So we'll know when they know. Which will be a while. So what Mr. Yates wants you, the Cannonballers, to do. Is to go to your vehicles and check everything. If you find something wrong, tell our legit mechanics or Mr. Fenderbaum. They will correct everything."

---

"This is the footage we pulled from the security cameras." Tanner said opening the security footage on the main computer. The CRIC members present with Tanner and Lone Wolf; are sitting a conference room in the Cannonball Arena. Tanner gets the footage up on the screen. Showing William and Janice before putting on hats to hide their faces.

"I think know the guy." J.J. said. "Yeah I know that guy! He's William O'Malley! He's the most wanted man in the entire world!"

"Wanted for what?" Blake asked.

"Murder and drug dealing." J.J. said. "This guy's drug empire hasn't been shut down because of his wealth and hold on the law enforcement of the world."

"But who is the woman that he's working with?" Brock asked.

Tanner replies "We don't kno about her yet. But we have someone else you may reconize."

The footage now shows footage before Janice and William running to the getaway car. It shows Danny Cruger waiting near the Polaris V8.

"As you can see, William's best drug runner Danny Cruger, has escaped from prison recently." Lone Wolf said. "One of the Cannonballers in this race helped in Danny's arrest."

"Oh that's right Tim Clarks has entered hasn't he?" J.J. said. "Victor and I were in charge of that national Cannonball. Danny was disqualified and arrested. Along with the Los Angeles Bloods and Danny's racing partner."

"Should we inform Tim about Danny's prison break?" Victor asked.

"Yes let's inform him. We will need his help in capturing William and the woman."

---

"My sensors don't detect any tampering." Sheila told Caboose. "In fact nothing was messed with. Not even my on board computers."

"Well that is a relief Sheila." Caboose said.

Over with the Mongoose...

"One of those mechanics did try to tamper with the Mongoose." O'Malley said Fenderbaum. "But I scared him away by saying hello and threatening to destroy him."

"Good you were uploaded into this ATV." Fenderbaum replied.

Over to the Puma...

"Anything Tex?" Church asked.

"Yeah, it looks like some cut the brake line to the Puma."

Tucker was underneath the Puma and looking at two parts.

"Hey there is a part shaped like a bunny and a part shaped like a soup can!"

"Tucker don't touch anything." Tex said. "I've replaced the brake line and I'm going to try it now."

Tex climbed into the Puma and started it up. It started up perfectly, however Tucker screamed in pain.

"Tucker what happened?"

"I touched the bunny! Then my hand got caught in the soup can!"

"I said to not touch anything!" Tex said. "Well as soon as Tucker gets out from under the Puma. I'll test the new brake line."

"Alright, good job Tex."

---

"Well we're still waiting for the contestants to get ready for Cannonball Warrior." Kevin said. "So until then, we're pleased to announce that one of our Cannonballers will be putting on a magic show for us. Please welcome George Oscar "Gob" Bluth."

Gob stands on stage and bows to the applause.

"For my first trick is to release a hundred doves out of this hat." Gob points to a magic hat. He then lights a match and tosses it into the said hat. Then a explosion erupts from the hat and finally a hundred flaming doves fly out of the hat. Causing panic among the Cannonball audience. Gob however was trying to put them out with a nearby fire extinquisher.

"Oh boy roasted dove!" Agumon said as his stomach growled. "Well a feast is a feast."

Agumon begins jumping to catch the doves with in his mouth. He's somewhat successful in catching doves that fly low enough.

"That is disgusting!" Thomas and Gaoman said in unison.

Gannondorf uses his magic, while Dark Samus uses her arm cannon to deal with the burning birds of peace.

"Take that!" Gannondorf shouts as he shoots down a dove.

Master Chief is using his SMG and a Needler to take down the doves. While Arbiter is using a plasma pistol and energy sword. Team Hogwarts is using their magic wands to lend a hand in the dove hunting.

"There is nothing like magic." Ron said.

Team Eureka hid under a table. While Carter fired on the doves, using the table as cover of course.

Finally the doves were delt with. One dove even landed in Andre's beer. Agumon looked at his beer and asked. "Are you going to eat that?"

"No little talking orange dinosaur. Here you go." Andre pulled it out of his beer and tossed it to Agumon, where he ate it in one gulp.

"Thanks mister!"

Gob cleared his throat and decided to cut his show short, after this little incident.

"Well I think after this, I'm going to do one last trick. Which is my encore. I would like a volunteer from the audience."

Only Kenny McCormick raised his hand. "Yes you little boy, in the orange parka."

Kenny goes on stage and stands beside Gob. "What's your name little boy."

"(Kenny!)"

"Well Kenny, get into the box my brother Michael is bringing out."

Michael comes out with a box. Kenny gets into it as Gob grabs a saw. "For this trick I'm going to saw this little boy in half. Don't worry Kenny. It's a trick, you'll be back together in no time."

Gob saws Kenny in half and seperates the now two boxes. Showing that the trick was a success. He puts the two boxes together again and Kenny gets out. In one piece, but then his abdomen and his upper half falls on stage. His intestines showing and blood gushing on stage.

"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" Stan shouts.

"You bastards!" Matt adds. Despite the fact that Kyle always says that.

---

Dr. House looks over Kenny in the infirmary. He has just finished sowing Kenny back together. The rest of Team South Park waited for Dr. House's report. He walks out into the waiting room to the awaiting team.

"Well doctor, how is Kenny doing?" Jimbo asked. "He's not dead is he?"

House shakes his head no. "No, surprisingly he's still alive. He actually survived being sawed in half. Which is amazing, because no one really survives being sawed in half like that. He is cleared to leave the infirmary and his treatment is free of charge."

"Oh thank you Dr. house." Jimbo said. "We'll see you in the race then."

"I'm sure you will." House replied.

---

Gob sat next to Adam and Eve. Who were in the middle of their drinks.

"Tequila please." Gob said to the bartender. "Leave the bottle."

He receives a glass and a bottle of tequila. He sighs "I've made a huge mistake..."

Seconds later he's being chased out of the bar and around the arena by Adam and Eve.

---

:"Arlight Cannonballers!" Kevin said. "Cannonball Warrior starts now! So get back into the arena and prepare for quite a show."

Author's Comment: I'm only going to do these teams for this chapter. Next chapter is the Cannonball Warrior portion of the party. If there is a team I forgot that doesn't have someone in Cannonball Warrior, then I'll put them in somewhere in chapter 4. So enjoy this chapter. Because it will be a little while till I get the next chapter done and dusted.