*Sips Coco- Cola* Oh! It's you guys again! Wlcome back! Grab a seat and a snack, it is that time again! I DOM'T own any VH characters.
Valerious Manor...
Anna: *sighes* What a night!
Carl: Yup, it sure was.
Van Helsing: *cloth on forehead* Oww... What did I miss?
Carl: Alot...
Anna: You were drunk...
Van Helsing: Oh... What's all this candy doing here?
Carl: Uh... we kinda went trick or treating with Dracula...
Van Helsing: What? Why would you do that with Drackonut?
Anna: Well... we were bored
Van Helsing: And, you just had to trick or treat with that juicy bloodsucker
Anna: *rolls eyes* At least, you had the time of your life
Van Helsing: Yeah, which I don't remember!
Anna: It's not my fault you got drunk!
Carl: I am just gonna leave you two lovebirds alone...
Anna: We are NOT lovebirds!
Van Helsing: Yeah, Carl. Do we look like birds to you? *picks his nose*
(Anna and Carl stares at Van Helsing strangely)
Van Helsing: What?
Carl: You are kinda picking your nose...
Van Helsing: Is there something wrong with that?
Carl: *quickly* Nope! Not at all! *whispers to Anna* He needs his meds...big time..
Anna: Yup...
Van Helsing: Yup, WHAT? *werewolf kicks in*
Anna: Stop acting like a jerk!
(a bunny hops in the room)
Anna: Aw, a cute little bunny...
Carl: It's soo adorable!
Van Helsing: Mhmmm...yummy! *chases bunny*
Anna: *slaps Van Helsing* How rude are you? Taking a poor bunny's life! Why you are nothing but a coward! (hahhaa had to add that Wizard of Oz sequence)
Van Helsing: *blubbers...starts crying* You're right! I am a COWARD! (Lolz Van Helsing shouldn't be the Cowardly Lion!)
Carl: Hey! I thought that I was the coward...aren't I?
cubanagurl: Yes, you are, but I only did that because it is funny...
Carl: Oh, well then that makes me feel sooo much better!
Van Helsing: *stops crying* You know what I noticed, Anna's face is glowing!
Anna: huh?
Carl: Yes, Anna is glowing... Your cheeks are flushed...
Anna: Umm... I guess they are...
Van Helsing: Hmm... looks like you just had sex.
Anna: *turns away* What? Of course I didn't have...
Carl: Anna, you are hiding something.
Anna: I am most definately not!
Van Helsing: Did you have sex with someone?
Anna: Nooo... I did not!
Van Helsing: Stop lying! I can tell when someone just had sex!
Anna: Quit saying that word, sex! It's perverted!
Van Helsing: Sex.
Anna: Stop!
Van Helsing: Sex, sex,sex,sex,sex,sex, Anna had sexxxahhhhh!
Anna: SHUT UP! Yes, I did have sex with someone! *covers her mouth*
Van Helsing: Aha! So you did...with who?
Anna: It is none of your business!
Carl: It is our business...actually... the last person you were with was...
Van Helsing and Carl: *gasps* DRACULA!
Anna: WHAT? Are you kidding me? Whta makes you think that I would sleep with Dracula?
Van Helsing: He was the last person that was even near you...
Carl: At the party...
Anna: How would I have the three-lettered naughty words with Dracula?
Van Helsing: She's right... That would be pointless
Carl: How about before the party?
Van Helsing: Good point, Carl.
Anna: Arrrghhhh! NO! For the last time, I did not have sleep with that bloodsucking-handsome- I mean UGLY son of a bitch!
Van Helsing and Carl: o.0
Anna: I am going to bed now...* stomps away* GOODNIGHT!
Van Helsing: Woahh...
Carl: Yep...
Castle Dracula...
Igor: Master, we got the monster! *drags Frankenstein Monster*
Frankenstein Monster:*sings*Let me break the ice! allow me to get you right!
Dracula: Uhmm..yeah just put him into the ice block..that oughta make him shut up!
Igor: Ohhkayyy *says this like a girl*
Dracula: Don't mind me asking this, but why are you talking like that?
Igor: I think it sounds sexy...don't you think sweety?
Dracula: o.0 Uh...
Igor: You don't think so! You bastard! How could you judge me before you know me! By the way, do you like my nails?
Dracula: Sure... *mumbles* help me...
Aleera: What's going on?
Igor: Your husband is being a bastard!
Aleera: Don't you talk about my husband that way?
Dracula: *in mind* Please get me outta here..I hate ALEERA!
Igor: Scold him...he's a meany pooo
Aleera: Are trying to mock me?
Dracula: IGOR JUST DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO!
Igor: The name is Igoria.
Dracula: what?
Igor: I got a sex change... now its Igoria...
Dracula: Uhmm okayyy
''Igoria'': By the way, Tom from Bloodlite says that his truck got in a crash...and there is no more bottles left...
Dracula: Damn it! Now how am I supposed to drink blood?
Aleera: ME! *points to self*
Dracula: Yeah...uh no thank you *runs away*
Aleera: I feel rejected...
Back at Valerious Manor...
Van Helsing: So...what have you learned so far?
Carl: Dracula was Valerious the Elder's son...
Anna: Wait, what?
Carl: I said that well...uhhh Dracula was Valerious the Elder's son...which means that you would be his great great great niece
Anna: OH MY GOD! He's my uncle? HOLY COW? ( Starts talking Romanian..Translation: i can't believe I slept with him! AHHHH Incest! In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit! Oh LORDIE!)
Van Helsing: What the hell did you just say?
Anna: *huffs and puffs* Nothing! I just can't believe that... the whole fricken time he...
Carl: Anna, he would have been you're great uncle... he was Valerious the Elder's son... they kinda banned him from the bloodline...
Anna: Oh what a relief! To think that he would be my uncle...Phew!
Van Helsing: Yeah , I bet you were freaked out *sarcasm*
Anna: *glare*
Van Helsing: What?
Anna:Just nothing...ok?
Van Helsing: *sniffs* Do you smell that?
Carl: Smell what?
Van Helsing: It's coming from Anna, my sense of smell is increasing...
Anna: I am not even wearing perfume...
Van Helsing: Its not even perfume, its cologne..
Anna: I don't wear cologne..
Van Helsing: Maybe it was the mysterious guy you had sex with...
Anna: For Pete's sake!
Van Helsing: Who's Pete?
Carl: Will you two just shut up? We need to find out how to get to Castle Dracula!
Anna: Yeah, well my dad looked at this painting forever...and hasn't seen shit...what makes you think that you would find it out?
Van Helsing: Stop being so grouchy! Don't lose hope I bet you fifty bucks that this right here is the door..
Anna: You have got to be joking!
Van Helsing: Carl, read the inscription on the wall...
Carl: Ok...*reads inscription* Seems to be a piece missing...
Van Helsing: Hold on... *pulls out mini piece of paper*
Anna: Where did you get that?
Van Helsing: I dunno... *finishes inscription*
(Map reveals mirror)
Carl: Groovy...
(All three go in mirror)
Anna: Woah... Castle Dracula..
Van Helsing: You owe me fifty bucks...
Anna: *sighes, grabs fifty from her pocket* Here ya go...you happy?
Van Helsing: YAY! I get to buy more cookies!
Anna: Oh lord...
Inside Castle Dracula...
Van Helsing: What the heck?
Igoria: How...did you get HERE? That's impossible..Now, sugabuggooms, you could have at least waited for a few more hours...then it would be possible...
Anna: Igor?
Igoria: *jumps up and down* No no no no NOOOO Its, Igoria! Oh and dollface, do you like the outfit...I made it to look like yours..
Van Helsing: *laughs* He..I mean she does like your sense of fashion, Anna!
Anna: *grabs Van Helsing's tojo blades and hits Igoria* Now, bastard...
Igoria: I prefer bitch, or whore...
Anna: Whatever, tell us where Dracula's cure is...
Igoria: why it's right this way...
Carl: Are you sure?
Igoria: Would i lie to you?
Van Helsing: Not if you wanted to live...
(Frankenstein sings.. Van Helsing rushes over seeing him in an ice block)
Frankenstein Monster: I am a slaaaavvee for youuu *sings this*
Van Helsing: I will save you!
Carl: What do we do?
Van Helsing: Well, you and Anna go get the cure with Igoria and I will save the monster...and eat... I mean kill Dracula!
Carl: It's dangerous! The curse would be permenant on midnight...what if its too late?
(Van Helsing pulls out stake)
Carl: I can't...
Van Helsing: You must...
Carl: Alright *grabs Igoria..walks away*
Anna: I don't like this plan..
Van Helsing: Do you think I like this plan?
Anna: No...
Van Helsing: And, you are right!But, this is something that has to be done...
Anna: Since, when you are serious about something..
Van Helsing: Since now...Anna I have something to say...
Anna: What is it?
Van Helsing: Ever since I met you...I got the tinglies...so I guess that means that I lo-
(Cellphone goes off)
Anna: Sorry I got to take this call...
Van Helsing: Screw your call! *slaps the cellphone out of her hand* I am in love with you!
(Van Helsing kisses Anna, the kiss is then stopped, Anna leaves to catch up with Carl and Igoria)
Anna: *to self* That was the most disgusting kiss.. I ever had... who eats Corndogs before a kiss...*shudders* It was sweet of him though *daydreams a moment*
Igoria: There it is...
Anna: I''ll go first..I can't trust a man with a manicure..
Igoria: I am a woman!
Carl: Sure you are...
(Igoria gets mad sets a trap )
Igoria: You try to mess with Igoria, Igoria mess with you! Hhahahahhaha Bitches stay long as you like!
Anna: Ugghh...like I said, never trust a man with a manicure...
Meanwhile...
Van Helsing: Myyyy Bologna has a first name..its 0-S-C-A-R mmyyy bologna has a second name it is M-A-Y-E-RRRRR
Dracula: I wonder whose irritating voice that was...
Van Helsing: That's not very nice you know...
Dracula: You expect me to be nice? I am the villain around here... sadly... *about to cry* What did I do to deserve this?
Van Helsing: You're seriously asking me that question?
Dracula: Why are you being so insensitive? You...you...
Van Helsing: Just say it...I have probably heard worse...
Dracula: Mindless bastard!
Van Helsing: Heartless Faggot
Dracula: Dumbass
Van Helsing: Yummy... BEEEFAROLE!
Dracula: Uh not this again...
Van Helsing: Hold on...I''ll be back *leaves for a second,comes back with fork and knife) Bon Appetite!
Dracula: Somebody help mee...
CUUTTTT Hope you enjoyed this chappie...the last battle is coming up next! Or should I say, the last DINNER! Lolz Review, review... OR NO COOKIES! luvs ya- cubanagurl