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Chapter 6: Return of the Thing
"Is it ready for assimilation?" Lilith asked a scientist.
"It's ready ma'am."
"Good, now get it into the chamber before it escapes again."
The Thing was released into a chamber with a young woman. This young woman was exactly like Lilith but with blue human eyes, instead of the feline purple eyes of Lilith. The woman trembled with fear as the Thing made it's way to her. She let's out a scream. Above in the control room, Lilith smiles wickedly.
"This will be so perfect!" she declared.
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"Well our Cannonballers are now in South America." Kevin said. "So what surprises will our racers run into? Anything."
"So stay tuned because we'll have more Cannonball Run footage for you." Olivia said.
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"We're making great time." Theo said. As the Rangers walked through the jungles of Peru. "But why did we stop!?"
"Lil wants to eat lunch here." Casey replied.
"We're almost there guys." Lily said to the boys dismay.
They didn't see the Umbrella helicopter flying above. Which was carrying a large shipping container.
"There's the Cannonballers!" Lilith shouted. "Drop it!"
The container was lowered and finally dropped near the Fury Cruizer. The young woman named Colette walked out. She had on a black tanktop, camo pants and a wire rimmed pair of glasses. She let's out a inhuman roar before walking towards her prey. Which just happens to be the Power Rangers.
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Lily stared at the ruins in complete marvel. Casey and Theo were finishing up their sandwiches. They had to get back to the race. However, there was a obstecle in their path, back to the Fury Cruizer. It was Colette. Who happens to arrive at the precise moment the Rangers decided to pack up and leave.
"You lost?" Casey asked. Colette just grined wickedly before spawning two more heads. The Rangers knew this was trouble. So they put on their sunglasses, Solar Morphers, and got ready to morph.
"JUNGLE BEAST! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!" the Rangers screamed in unison. All six morphed into the Jungle Fury Power Rangers. The Rangers drew their standard side arm weapons and charged at the Colette Thing.
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The Vertigo pulled up to the Fury Cruizer and Adam noticed the container first. Investigating it. Both Adam and Eve found it empty.
"This way." Adam said. Both ran up towards the ruins. Where they heard sounds of fighting and explosions.
They found the Rangers trying to destroy the Colette Thing. Nodding to each other, Adam and Eve fired a blast of ice and fire. Creating a jet of scalding hot water at the Colette Thing. It didn't damage it, just burned it's skin and causing it to run away.
"Thanks!" Theo said, giving the two superhumans a thumbs up.
"Don't mention it!" Eve replied.
Back on the helicopter, Lilith was watching her creation's progress.
"Well you better go and pick it up." Lilith said. "We'll have to try this again."
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Somewhere in the United States
Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Mike Myers (not the actor), The Creeper and Leatherface ran from the Chrysler Pacifica, called the Indiana, and headed towards a company called Global Dynamics. Within the time span of a hour, all Global personnel had run out of the company in terror. Alison Blake and Deputy Jo Lupo had to move to underground bunker, made for the owner of the company. Afterwards Mr. Bedlam and the remaining Illuminati moved into Global. Using alien soldiers called the Combine and bird like aliens in purple padded armor, called Tengas, to guard the entire place.
"Get Carter on the phone." Alison ordered.
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The NRG V8 was stopped on the road in Chile. By Demyx and Mr. Feng of all people. Feng puts on a mask similar to Captain Chaos's. Only this mask has the symbol for anarchy on the forhead, which is a capital A inside a circle.
"(Who are you? You're so wariwari!)" Jan said as he climbed out of the van.
Author's Note: Jan uses words called Jan Language. Even though I've watched the entire Gekiranger series, movie and the crossover with Boukenger. I still don't know the Jan Language.
"Let me handle them first Total Anarchy." Demyx said to Mr. Feng. "Dance water dance!"
Creatures made of water formed around the Gekirangers. Who quickly transformed.
"BEAST ON!" The Gekirangers drew their special weapons and charged into battle. Ran beated her group of creatures into submission with a meteor hammer, that is called the GekiHammer. Jan used twin sabre swords, called the GekiSabres. Finally Retsu was using his warfan, called the the water creatures were dealt with, Anarchy attacked the Gekirangers. Only to be quickly thwarted by their teamwork. As well as the combined power of Gou and Ken.
"Let's get out of here!" Anarchy screamed. Both men made their hasty retreat.
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In the MX2000...
"What happened?" Carter shouted into his cellphone. Zoe was pretty nervous. She never saw her father act like that. "Alright we'll figure something out. Just find a way out of Global."
Carter hung up his phone and turned to Henry, who was driving.
"That was Alison." he said. "Someone has just invaded Global Dynamics and chased all employees out."
"What do you think they want?"
"From what Alison told me, a base of operations."
"Seeing as they didn't take any hostages and they aren't robbing the place. That seems about right to me. Shall I call Brock and let him know?"
"Nah, I'll do it." Carter then sent a e-mail to Brock Yates.
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"Alright thanks." Amanda hangs up the phone. Joanna was driving.
"What was that about?" she asked.
"I requested that the band plays 'Real Gone' by Sheryl Crow." Amanda replied.
Back in Antarctica, Queen Latifah and DVDA takes the stage.
"Team Girl just requested this song and here is your request Amanda!" Matt Stone said as they started playing.
Meanwhile in the Takedown, Danny and Janice were chasing after the unexpecting Grand Valley.
"We almost have them." Janice said. "What are you doing?"
"Oh I'm trying to plan for the next continent. In case we can't stop them here in South America."
"We better stop them." William said. Because I'm not accepting any failures out of you two!"
Song: "Real Gone" by Sheryl Crow
"Say that Dodge has been following us for a while, hasn't it?" Shadow asked Link, who was driving. Mario and Sonic were in the backseat.
"You're right." Link said. "Let's burn some dust here. Eat my rubber."
"I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust." Shadow corrected.
"Whatever Shadow."
The Grand Valley went faster, because of a bit of nitrous.
"They're on to us!" Danny said. The Polaris V8 gave chase.
"It seems Mario's team is in trouble." Andy said. He then put on the cape and mask. "Let's save them! Duh duh duh!"
The Miyagi caught up to the Polaris V8. Since Captain Chaos was in the passenger's seat, he pulled out a air gun and aimed at the tires.
"Oh he better not do it." Janice said to herself.
Captain Chaos shot the front left tire and the Miyagi passed them. The Polaris V8 spun out and went into a roll over.
"Thank you Captain Chaos!" Shadow said.
"All in a day's work citizen!" Captain Chaos replied with a smile.
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Cameron "Cam Watanabe received the e-mail from Jack Carter and printed it for Brock. The Green Samurai Ranger of the Ninja Storm Power Rangers team, was the eyes and ears of the protectors. He walked into the office of Brock, as Brock was packing up to move to Liberty City, the finish line.
"Cam what is it?" he asked.
"Trouble in Eureka, Oregon." Cam said as he gave the e-mail to Brock. Brock sighed and laid the paper on his desk.
"This is not good." Brock said. "If they've taken over the most top secret company from the top secret scientist town, then there is going to be big time trouble."
"Your suggestion Mr. Yates?"
"Go and scout out Global Dynamics. Have your fellow Rangers to go with you. You're going to need some help locating Mrs. Blake and Deputy Lupo, after they escape."
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"Alright we've got a interview for you right now." Kevin said. "So here now is Team Game-a-vision."
The large monitor shows the inside of the Coach, which was remodeled on the inside for long distance travel. Currently Dave is driving with Black Steve navigating. Everyone else is either sleeping or playing video games on the Coach's three main consoles.
"Oh hey what's up?" Dave said.
"How is the race going for you?" Kevin asked.
"Oh it's going great! Antarctica was kind've cold for us. As our heaters wouldn't heat the entire bus. But other than that it was awesome."
"Well nice to hear it. Anything you want to hear?"
"I would love to hear some Queen." Dave said.
"We'll get on that request." Kevin said as the feed went off.
Bloodhound Gang then took the stage. "Alright! one, two, three and four!"
Song: "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen
The Job, Atlus and School Bus were trying to outrun police.
"Looks like we attracted some attention Bam!" Novak said over a walkie talkie in the trailer. "What should we do? We're behind Team Alchemist and Team Destiny!"
"Novak, contact the other two teams and have them help us." Bam said in the back seat of the Job. Glomb was driving.
"Alright!" Novak called the other two vehicles and they all came up with a good idea: To use weapons to lose their pursurers. Novak and Phil armed themselves withe paintball guns, as Edward transmutated a small catapault out of the back of the School Bus. Athrun flipped a switch and used the oil slick. The police ended their pursuit and the Cannonballers were free to race again.
"Great job Novak!" Bam said. "That was one in a million!"
"Thank you Han Solo!" Novak replied.
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The Newman was racing along. The Griffins admiring the scenery of the rainforest. Until they got a call over their radio.
"Yeah Gan there? Last name Gsta?" came Riley Freeman's voice.
"Uh is there a Gan Gsta?" Peter asked. "Anyone know a Gan Gsta?"
No laughed as it wasn't funny.
"That's not funny Riley!" Huey shouted.
"Riley!" Robert cried out.
"I don't get it." Peter said solemly.
Elsewhere is the Vegas, Bart Simpson got a funny feeling.
"I have a strange feeling that someone is trying to rip my own prank." he said.
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"Alright here we are." Adam said as he parked the Vertigo outside a chemical factory. The factory is actually a meth chemical producing plant in Venezuela. Part of Hugo Chavez's work against the United States war on drugs. He was soon met by two motorcycles. One was driven by Lone Wolf and the other by Yuto Sakurai. Better known as Kamen Rider Zeronos. Yuto was accompanied by a gentle giant Imagin, Deneb. So far only Deneb is allowed to exsist outside the railways of time.
"This is it." Adam said. "This is where we finish that Thing off, once and for all."
"(I have a bad feeling about this Yuto.)" Deneb said.
"(Don't worry. We'll get through this Deneb.)" Yuto reassured his Imagin partner.
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The Eiswolf and Argento were travelling along, until the Colette Thing popped out of the bushes and charged towards them.
"Is this the thing that K has warned us about?" Nico asked.
"Yeah it is." Tommy said. "Do we have a flamethrower around?"
In the Eiswolf...
"Jet, how are we going to get past this thing?" Spike asked.
"Well we don't have anything to burn it with. No flamethrowers or anything. So my guess it is to run it over." Jet replied.
The Eiswolf and the Argento sped towards Colette Thing. Both ran into it before pushing it to the road, running it over. As the two cars sped off, the Colette Thing got up with tire marks all over its body and heads.
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"Catch up with them Pikachu!" Ash said as Pikachu drove the Sentinel XS, Ash was of course handling the brakes and gas pedals. While Pikachu was trying to drvie by operating the steering wheel. Well 'trying' is the keyword here. In fact the little electric rodent is actually clinging onto the steering wheel. Ahead of them, the Landstalker Mark II was racing along the dirt roads.
"Do I see a yellow mouse trying to drive the car behind us?" Tim asked Shayla.
"Yes it is." Shayla replied.
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Lone Wolf and Kamen Rider Zeronos Vega Form ran inside the chemical factory.
"Is it still behind us!" Zeronos asked.
Just then the Colette Thing burst through the doors.
"Uh yes!" Lone Wolf replied.
"It's here!!!!"
Adam and Eve stood ready to detonate the explosives.
"Out the back door!!" Adam screamed. Zeronos and Lone Wolf ran out the back door. As Adam and Eve set off the explosives. Destroying the factory and setting the flamable chemicals on fire. As Eve ran out of the factory, Adam noticed one set of explosives that didn't go off. He fired a fireball at it and detonated it. With him and Colette Thing caught in the explosion.
"Did Adam make it out?" Lone Wolf asked.
"He was right behind me." Eve exclaimed. The three of them watched as Adam made his way out, looking a bit burnt and his hair a mess. Well it's not much of a mess. Since he has short hair anyway.
"For the record. We did not kill a young woman. We merely saved her soul from it's suffering. But we did kill a alien monster from God knows where and saved the world. So let's get to the next continent." Adam said before going to the Vertigo.
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Both San Marinos, the Zenda and Cerrano were trying to overtake each other. Neither vehicle wants to be last. Eventually the Baron pulled ahead of the pack. Squeak's rear end sticking out the back window, for to see.
"Sayanora losers" cried Cooper, who stuck his head out of the sun roof. The Baron continues to speed away, as Team Beers laughed.
"If I ever see that naked ass again." Luca 'said' through special equipment in the San Marino. The cat is able to project it's thoughts into sound equipment, in order to communicate. "I'm going to enjoy scratching it with my claws."
"Luca!" cried Amy.
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The Nelson sped down the dirt roads of Brazil. Not far behind them were Draco Malfoy and his posse of bullies.
"Crikey!" Ron said. "I never knew magic broomsticks can fly that fast!"
"Fasten you seatbelt Ron." Hermione said. "This is going to fast."
She cast a magic spell to make the Nelson go even faster and hovering six inches of the ground. Harry and Ron were being pushed againt their seats by the incredible g-force. The Nelson left the group in the dust and sped past a cop with a radar gun. Once he looked at the radar gun in shock, he took out a bottle of tequila and poured it out of the window.
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"The Cannonballers have reached Mexico by now and are heading their way into the U.S." said Kevin over the radio. Lilith didn't listen any further. She disabled the radio for good with a good bolt of electricity from her fingers.
"I can't believe those Cannonballers defeated my creation! And they killed the woman that I was cloned from too! Those bloody gits will soon feel the wrath of Lilith!"
"Ah ma'am." said a Umbrella soldier. "Bad news... the Umbrella Corporation has been shut down as of right now. A company called TriCell has takien over research on our viruses."
"AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!"
Song: "Burning Wheels" by Saxon
Author's Note: One more chapter and I've included all of the teams.