Author's Note: No doubt you've heard that Dom DeLuise has passed away. Instead of removing him from this fic, I'm going to use him for the rest of it. As a tribute to him. R.I.P. Dom... We'll miss ya.
I also have had Turbo Man help with this chapter. Thanks man. I appreaciate the help on this chapter.
Austrailia: Who stole the money?
"What the bloody hell do you mean you blew up the Sprinter!?" William shouted in the cell phone. Appearently Watson told William everything about the Sprinter's destruction. "Well you bloody better find some other way to Austrailia! Or you're both FIRED!"
"It's okay William." Tong Po said. It was clear the Takedown arrived in Eureka. "I've got just the people to take care of the Cannonballers."
Outside Dustin and Tori watched as the Indiana left Global. Meanwhile Deputy Lupo and Allison got out via underground tunnel and have started to tell what happened to Tanner.
"Looks like we have trouble." Dustin said.
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Dog the Bounty Hunter has reached Austrailia via cargo plane. Their vehicle is a Ford Explorer called the Nordberg. They have left the airport and saw the Rumpo speeding away.
"That's her car!" Dog said. "Follow that van!"
The Nordberg gave chase to the Rumpo, Lucille Bluth was behind the wheel.
"Lucille knew that bounty hunters were after her." said the Narrator. "But she never knew they followed her all the way to Austrailia."
"How the hell did they find me!" she said aloud.
"Something wrong mom?" Gob asked.
"That bounty hunter from that TV show is right behind us."
"Go faster mom! Use that nitrous system I installed!"
Lucille hit the red button and the Rumpo shot away. Leaving Dog and his team bewildered.
"What the hell!" Dog shouted as he lit a cigarette.
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"The Cannonballers have reached the continent of Austrailia." Damian said from his little Halo world, on the TV. "Let's hope there is not a repeat of two years ago."
"We hope not either Damian." GLaDOS said. "But we have a bet going on with two bands."
Down in the betting room is Kevin with Gorillaz and Bloodhound Gang.
"So tell me a bit about this bet. Is it the same kind of bet from last year's Cannonball? Will the winner of this bet sing a song of their choice?"
"Exactly Kevin. If the Job makes it to Asia first then Bloodhound Gang plays 'Down Under' by Men At Work. If the Landstalker Mark II wins then Gorillaz gets to play."
"Well good luck fellas and here some music for everyone out there."
Song: "Running in the 90's" by Max Coveri
In the Landstalker Mark II...
Gin is driving while happily humming to a Gorillaz song on her iPod.
"You're the one who put Gorillaz up to the bet, didn't you?" Tim asked to a ignoring Gin.
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Lilith walked off the helicopter, at TriCell's Africa branch. She went to the CEO's office. She wanted to see Lilith and discuss a business proposal.
"No doubt you've heard the shutdown of WilPharma Lilith?" the CEO asked.
"Yes but what does this have to do with me and the Umbrella Corporation?"
"Well we managed to retrieve several virus samples inside WilPharma's Havardville branch. Including the G-Virus."
"You did?"
"Yes. Now I want you in the country of Mali, to meet with General Kazim. He's expecting you over there."
"What's the catch?"
"No catch. He's been wanting to stop the Cannonball Run for some time now. He even used the samples we gave him on his own people. So now the citizens of Mali are infected."
Lilith smiled wickedly. "Sounds like we have a deal..."
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The Newman pulls into a gas station. While Homer was filling up the Vegas.
"Hey Homer." Peter said. "So how has the race been going for you?"
"Pretty good. We're hoping to win it again this year." Homer replied. "Despite Captain Chaos being the favored to win."
Inside the store Brian and Stewie were looking for snacks. Outside the Mitsumi 1000R pulled in. Ryotaro climbed off and walked inside for something to drink. When a black man pulled a ski mask over his face. The strange thing about this is the fact the guy put it on backwards. So he couldn't see a thing. He tried to walk to the cashier, but trying is the keyword here. He kept falling into shelves, until he finally righted his mask. By this time though the clerk pressed the silent alarm and was waiting for the police. Meanwhile Momotaros jumped into Ryotaro's body and walked up to the robber.
"(I have arrived!) he said.
The ending result was that Brian and Stewie opened the doors for Ryotaro/Momotaros. Who in turn threw the man outside and in front of the awaiting police cruiser.
"Hello mate." said the sergeant. "Looks like you're up to your old tricks. You're coming with us mate."
"Bugger!" said the robber.
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"Thanks so much for coming to save me during that typhoon." Grif said sarcastically.
"Oh you're welcome good buddy." Simmons said with equal sarcasism.
"Well we need to know if we're going to beat those Blues." Sarge said.
"Let's just travel through the outback and reach Sydney." Donut suggested. "That sounds like a good idea."
"You're right Donut." Sarge said. "Let's go!"
The Mongoose and Chupathingy drove through the outback. While the Blues looked on.
"Man I can't believe they're that stupid." Church said. "Well let's follow them and make sure they don't notice us."
The Blues failed to notice the Rattler following them.
"All to easy, right Chief?" Cortana said.
"All to easy." Master Chief replied.
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"We can't those Digimon twerps beat us Meowth!" James said as Meowth was driving and he was working the gas pedal.
"Don't tell me we're losing!" Meowth cried back. "You're the one operating the gas and brake pedals! So go faster!"
"I'm pushing the pedal to the floor already!"
In the Pangea, Agumon was being taught to drive my Marcus, who of course was operating the gas pedal.
"You're doing great Agumon!" Marcus said.
"I hope so boss." Agumon replied. "I don't want those Team Rocket losers to get ahead of us."
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Brian stood next to Jet as they stopped at the gas station for gas.
"Then Ryotaro changed his hairstyle and personality. And threw the robber out of the gas station." Brian said.
"Well I hear Ryotaro is a Kamen Rider." Jet replied to the Griffin's family dog. "From what I hear they are mostly solo, secret super heroes in Japan. So him changing personalities on the fly isn't something that's surprising to me. But it is funny to hear the robber putting his ski mask on backwards."
They both laughed.
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"We've got a package!" Ol' Skool announced to Dojo Delivery Service, his couier company.
"This must get to Liberty City right away. It's the prize money and it must never get stolen."
"Don't worry about it Ol' Skool. We'll make sure the money doesn't get stolen."
"I'm counting on you guys."
Ed, Burn, Deets, Fizz and Loogie left on their respective vehicles.
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Carson, Jansen and Kitano pulled out of the airport on their motorcycles. Carson drove a custom chopper called the Hexer, Jansen drove a sports bike called the Double T, and Kitano drove a sports bike called the Hakuchou.
"So Hunter and Watson will meet us in the next continent?" Kitano asked.
"Yes they got their own motorcycles and said they'll wait in the next continent for us." Carson said.
"Okay, then. Let's go kick some ass." Said Jansen
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The Melizzanno had been pulled over by a local cop.
"Okay, girls. You know what to do." Said Lara.
"Alright." Sighed Amanda.
All four girls partially unzipped their jumpsuits to reveal some cleavage.
The officer came to the window and looked in at Heather, who was driving.
"Hey!" he said, smiling. "You're Heather Burnside! I'm a big fan of yours. I've got that DVD that was released last year of all your best matches."
Heather was a bit surprised. "Seriously?" she asked.
"Yeah!" the officer said. "Can I please get your autograph?".
"Um, okay." Said Heather as she climbed out of the car. She reached into her suit and took out a pen.
"So, does this mean we don't get a ticket?" asked Natasha.
The officer's jaw dropped again when he noticed her.
"Natasha Martin!" he said. "My kids love your band. Isn't that movie you're starring in due out soon?".
Natasha said "I'm not sure. We ran into a bit of trouble with the Writer's strike."
"Well, you can count on my family going to see it when it comes out." The officer beamed as Heather signed an autograph on his ticket book for him.
"So, are you going to write us up for speeding?" asked Amanda.
"Hey, with the whole continent seemingly packed with roadhogs and speedfreaks, I think I can afford to let one go.." smirked the officer. "Just take it easy. And come back and see us next year if you can.".
"You can count on it." Smiled Lara as she blew the officer a kiss.
The officer returned to his car and Heather climbed back into the Melizanno.
"He didn't even notice, did he?" asked Amanda as the four girls zipped their suits up.
"Well, who cares. We got off." Said Natasha.
"Right. Let's go." Said Lara.
---
Carson, Jansen and Kitano were now in pursuit of the Thoroughbred.
"These guys aren't letting up at all. " said Randy.
"Surely these fellas realise that attacking innocent people ain't a good way to get good karma." Said Earl as he drove.
"You really think karma's gonna get 'em?" asked Darnell.
At that point, a truck pulled into their path. Earl swerved the Thoroughbred around it and was able to avoid a crash.
Kitano couldn't stop in time, so he swerved violently and ran off the road, going down an embankment and wrecking the Hakuchou.
Carson and Jansen still kept up their pursuit of the Thoroughbred.
As Carson moved ahead, she pulled alongside the Thoroughbred and got ready to pull out a gun.
She failed to notice two men carrying a long piece of wood out of a side alley and she ran into it. The wood had knocked her off the Hexer, which ran on and crashed into a wall.
Darnell laughed. "Karma is sure hittin' 'em hard, Earl."
"I wonder if these guys would be interested in turnin' over a new leaf." Said Earl.
Jansen kept up his pursuit.
"Okay, punks. You're not losing me.". he said to himself.
Up ahead, the Thoroughbred slipped a little, but Earl brought it back under control.
"Whoa! What was that?" asked Randy.
"Must be ice on the road." Said Earl. "I hope that wrestler-looking guy sees that, or he won't be 'that damn good' for very long."
Sure enough, Jansen didn't see the ice and slipped on it. The Double T went flying off the road and crashed into a tree. Jansen himself ended up hanging on to a high branch on the tree.
"I hate this job!" He grumbled to himself.
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Elsewhere Draco Malfoy and his team were having a meeting. They had received a message from Umbridge. It was in a red envelope.
"Oh great! A howler!" said Pansy Parkinson glumly.
"Come on. She trusts us. What's the worst she could say?" asked Malfoy as he opened it.
The magical letter immediately started yelling in Umbridge's voice.
"I ASSIGNED THE TASK OF STOPPING MR. POTTER TO YOU, MR. MALFOY, BECAUSE I EXPECTED YOU COULD HANDLE IT! BUT ALL I'VE RECEIVED SO FAR ARE YOUR WEAK-KNEED EXCUSES! I WARN YOU, IF YOU DON'T STOP POTTER FROM FINISHING THIS INFERNAL RACE, ALL OF YOU WILL BE GIVEN 100 LINES WITH BLOOD QUILLS! AND YOU KNOW I DON'T MAKE IDLE THREATS! NOW GET GOING!"
After a brief pause, Malfoy and his team all gulped.
"Alright. I think we should double our efforts." Said Malfoy in a rather choked voice.
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The Miyagi was speeding down the road, with Andy at the wheel, wearing the Captain Chaos mask.
"Just keep it up, Captain. You're doing great!" said Belle.
Behind them, the Takedown appeared. William, Janice and Danny were all riding in it with Danny at the wheel.
"That's that masked moron Captain Chaos. " said Janice. "I think we should give him a few doubts about his so-called invincibility."
"Right!" said Danny as he poured on the speed.
Andy noticed the Dodge 4X4 in his rear view and said "I see a threat, and they will eat my dust!" He poured on the speed.
Nearby, Randy Daytona, wearing the Fury mask was driving the Bootlegger.
In pursuit of them was Mr. Feng, driving a red Ferrari Daytona Spyder called the Stinger.
"You will not escape, Captain Fury!" Feng yelled. "The power of Total Anarchy will bring you to your knees."
"He's still on us, Captain." Said Ricky. "Are you gonna give him what for?"
"I will indeed, as he is the evil force who took my father from me." Said Captain Fury.
As both cars sped on, a police car parked by the side of the road noticed them and got ready to give chase.
Feng saw this and reached out his hand. Suddenly, a streetlight came crashing down on the hood of the police car, wrecking the engine.
"I will not allow interruptions.". sneered Feng.
Cal and Ricky had noticed this.
"That must be some new power Total Anarchy has." Said Cal.
"Don't worry, my friends. I sense Captain Chaos is near." Said Randy. "The combined forces of Chaos and Fury will match those of Total Anarchy."
The Takedown was rapidly gaining ground on the Miyagi as Captain Chaos kept pouring on the speed.
"Come on, Captain. Tear these fools a new asshole!" said Belle.
The Four vehicles were rapidly approaching each other at a crossroads. Feng and Danny were so focused on the Bootlegger and the Miyagi that they couldn't see each others' vehicles coming.
At the last minute, Captains Chaos and Fury swerved off to the left and right sides, leaving the Stinger and the Takedown on a collision course with each other.
"SHIT!" yelled Danny.
The two vehicles crashed into each other. Both cars were badly damaged but the occupants had survived.
Randy picked up the CB in the Bootlegger and said "Well done, Captain!"
Andy replied "Well done to you too, fellow Captain."
The occupants of the Stinger and the Takedown pulled their heads from the deflating airbags.
William looked really annoyed.
"Feng? Danny?" he said. "Next time, I drive BOTH cars!"
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"I've had a report that the prize money is being moved to Liberty City right now." Lone Wolf said to Tanner. "Ol' Skool put his best people in charge of that."
"Right." Said Tanner. "I'm sure will be glad to hear that. The Cannonballers are nearly all the way through Australia right now. They can rest easy knowing that the prize money is safe."
On the stage, Dethklok were getting set up to play.
"Okay." Announced GLaDOS. " Here are Dethklok with a song named after their favourite game series. Take it away, guys."
Song: 'Need For Speed' by Saxon
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The Patriot was going up against the Cheetah 2, and winning.
"You guys would do a lot better if you didn't have such a disgusting fat-ass on your team." Sneered Stan, referring to Cartman.
"HEY!" yelled Cartman. "I'm not fat! I'm big boned!"
"You're big-assed, kid!" said Stan. "Dinosaurs are big-boned!"
"Son of a bitch! I'll make you respect my authoritah!" yelled Cartman as he suddenly grabbedthe Cheetah 2's steering wheel and shoved the Patriot hard, nearly making it crash through a billboard.
J, K and Roger all glared at Stan as the Cheetah 2 sped on.
"Do you know that you suffer from diarrhea of the mouth, Stan?" asked J.
---
The Prison Van was catching up with the Olympic.
"Watch out, Austin!" sneered the Boogeyman. "I'm the Boogeyman and I'm comin' to get ya!"
Cena was driving the Olympic. "There's no way that freak show reject is going to beat us to Sydney!" he yelled.
"Well you better make sure he doesn't or there's gonna be trouble. And THAT's the bottom line!" replied Stone Cold.
"I hate to admit it, but I actually like the Boogeyman, apart from one thing." Said Tony.
"Let me guess. The worms thing, right?" asked Cena.
"Right on." Replied Tony.
The Prison Van got alongside the Olympic and the Boogeyman took out a handful of live worms and lowered the driver side window.
"IS that really necessary?" asked a disgusted C.M. Punk.
"Why? You want 'em?" asked Boogeyman.
"NO!" Everyone else in the Prison Van chorused.
Boogeyman turned back to face the window, preparing to throw the worms at the Olympic. He got a shock when he saw Nemesis leaning out the window of the Olympic. Nemesis let out a huge roar right into Boogeyman's face. Boogeyman got scared and dropped the worms.
The other ECW guys yelped in disgust.
"Stop the van! We're not going any further 'til we get those slimy things out of here!" yelled Stevie Richards.
The Prison Van came to a halt so Team ECW could sort out their problems. The Olympic left them in the dust.
"Well done, old buddy!" said Stone Cold as he high-fived Nemesis.
"SSStarrrsss!" replied Nemesis.
---
The Aqua was speeding down a street in Sydney, heading for the bridge to the next continent.
As he drove, Speedy smiled at a line of female Cannonball fans who were cheering them on.
"Hey, Kyle. Can we stop so I can get better acquainted with some of these lovely ladies?" he asked.
"Are you crazy?" asked Kyle. "We're in the top four right now. We have to get to the bridge fast!".
"That's not set in stone, is it?" asked Speedy.
"Look, bro." Said T-Bone. "The rate we're going at, we have a good shot at winning this race right now, which means we will get that 400 million. You want that, don't you?".
"Hell yeah!" replied Speedy.
"Then you gotta ask yourself." Said Andre. "Who do you wanna be? The great lover or the great driver? Mario Andretti or Casanova?".
Speedy thought about it for a minute. As he did, the Aqua team failed to notice the Bonsai coming up behind them.
"Okay? You ready, Tommy?" asked Buckaroo.
"Yeah. But this is unusually mean for you, Buckaroo." Said Perfect Tommy.
"Yeah, but it's funny." Replied Buckaroo.
In the Aqua, Speedy reached his decision. "I wanna be Mario Andretti.".
"Then put your foot down, Mario Andretti!" said Kyle.
The Aqua sped up. In the Bonsai, Buckaroo yelled "NOW!"
Tommy activated the Roar Horn and suddenly, the Aqua was hit by its' blast and blown out of the Bonsai's way.
"Shit!" Yelled Kyle as Team Banzai sped past them.
"You see what happens when you get distracted!" yelled Andre as he hit Speedy on the shoulder.
---
Ed and the others were still delivering the prize money to Liberty City. However international thief, Carmen Sandiago was flying a helicopter. With a claw attached to wire. The helicopter flew above the drop jockeys and the claw was dropped. It's aim was perfect and Carmen hoisted up the claw with the package.
"Hey!" Ed said. They all stopped and watched the helicopter fly into the horizon.
Fizz says "Ol'Skool is not going to like this!"
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The Boltus and the Nelson were both approaching Sydney.
"That little wizard creep won't beat me!" said Yuffie as she drove the Boltus.
"Hey, Yuffie. Don't be so narrow-minded. We use magic too." Replied Vincent.
"Punch it, Harry!" said Ginny.
"I am!" said Harry. "I think I'm doing very well considering I never drove before."
Draco and his gang were flying up behind the two vehicles on their broomsticks once again.
"This time, we nail them!" yelled Draco.
Barret looked back and noticed the approaching broomsticks.
"Incoming threat." He said. "You wanna deal with 'em, Cloud?"
"Sure thing." Said Cloud as he absorbed an Ice material orb into his skin.
As Draco's gang approached, Cloud stretched out his hand and said "Ice3!".
At that, all of Draco's gang were suddenly frozen solid in mid-air.
Team Hogwarts noticed this.
"As much as I dislike Malfoy, I hope that spell won't keep them frozen for long." Said Hermione.
"Relax. I'm sure Malfoy will thaw out. But we'll be far away by then." Smirked Ron.
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The Argento drove at high speeds through Sydney. Woozie was at the wheel.
"You're doing very well, considering your disadvantage, Woozie." Said Niko. "NO offence intended.".
"None taken. It's just a question of intense training." Replied Woozie.
"Hey, careful! You're drifting over a bit." Said Tommy as Woozie brushed the Argento against another vehicle beside them.
"HEY!" yelled the other driver "What's your problem, mate? Are you blind?".
Woozie smirked and said "Yeah, What's your excuse?".
"Holy S---!" the other driver yelled as he realised that Woozie was indeed blind.
"Okay, Wooz! Let's make tracks!" said C.J. as Wozzie drove on.
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Draco and his gang finally thawed out, and continued his search for the Nelson. However they found the same color, make and model of the Nelson driving on the road.
"Avada Kedavra!" Draco shouts and knocks off the back left tire of the car. They all landed and Draco held out his wand.
"Come out Potter and we'll go easy on you!" Draco's grin disappeared, when a Night Elf/demon got out of the driver's seat. Soon he was followed by a Blood Elf and two Eredar.
"Hey Illidan!" said the Blood Elf. "That teenage wizard just destroyed your brand new car!"
"Noted Kael'thas!" Illidan Stormrage said. "Let's see how they handle the TRUE Dark Arts!"
Illidan charges several Shadow Bolt spells and fires them at Draco and his gang. Who all scream before they are sent flying to who knows where.
Meanwhile Jack Carter watched the whole scene from a gas station with binoculars.
"That's not good..." Carter told Henry. "Looks like some kids on flying brooms are after us."
"Not surprisingly Jack. UK's Ministry of Magic keeps itself top secret through charms and spells. The United States Department of Magic works differently however. They're actually trying to get Global Dynamics to work with college graduate wizards and witches to create new defense projects. Against foreign countries and dark arts users. In fact the Department of Magic is thinking about revealing magical world to muggle Americans."
"But why the big secrecy Henry?" Carter asked. "Doesn't everyone know that the witch hunts are over?"
"It's not that Jack. People fear what they don't understand and they'll fear magic users. They also fear that wizards and witches will commit crimes with their powerful magic."
"Well I can understand that. But people can't be afraid forever. Look how people are responding to UFOs."
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"Alright we're going to look on the checkpoint to the next continent." Kevin said. "So here we go."
Camera footage showed the first vehicle to arrive. It was the Keystone.
"The Keystone is the first to cross reach the passage to Asia!" Kevin said. "Who's next?"
Another vehicle was heading towards the checkpoint. Before transforming into a hovercraft. It was the Negotiator.
"Negotiator everybody! And look! We have two vehicles fighting for third place!"
The Landstalker Mk II and the Job were trying to pass each other. Both neck and neck. Eventually, both became a speed boat and a submarine respectively.
"Can we take a look to who has won?" Kevin asked and was shown the photo finish. It was actually both that crossed the checkpoint. "Well looks like both bands won the bet. So let's have them both take the stage please?"
Gorillaz and Bloodhound Gang to the stage and started to play.
Song: "Down Under" by Men At Work
"Well see you all later." Kevin said. "Goodnight world!"
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Draco and his gang were blown straight to the Great Barrier Reef. Where they sat on their brooms. As shark fins swam under them.
"Well this is a dandy spot that we're in." Crabbe said.