I own nothing except for my original characters. No money is being made off of this piece of entertainment. So enjoy it.
Author's Note: Expect appearences of Shin-Goji and Space Hojo of Twisted Kaiju Theater, and the Flaming Dragon Gang from Tropic Thunder.
Asia/Russia: Don't Stop Us Now!
News of the money has already reached the Cannonballers. All have stopped the race on the border of Japan.
"Great the money's gone." House said to Emma Nelson. "I guess this race is over."
"Are you always this pessimestic and apathetic?" she replied.
"Yes!"
Meanwhile by the NRG V8, Jan was letting out his frustrations.
"(This whole situation is wakiwaki!)"
"How can anybody understand that kid?" Dante asked Ryu.
At the Scorpion, Caboose considered continuing the race.
"I don't know what to do Sheila." he said. "The money is gone and the race is over. But I had so much fun seeing the world. Why should I stop now?"
"If you loved to race so much. Why not continue to race?" Sheila replied.
"Thank you Sheila. That is a wonderful idea." Caboose started up the Scorpion and drove towards Tokyo, Japan. Much to the confusion of everyone else.
"Where is he going?" Memphis asked.
"He's continuing the race." Jesse James replied.
Memphis stood up and announced. "Look that retard is right! We should stop sitting here and continue the race! Let's get that money back!"
Every knew that Memphis was right. Especially the veteran Cannonballers. They all got back into their vehicles and joined Caboose in the Cannonball Run.
Song: "Dracula From Houston" by Butthole Surfers
"Yes, you heard correctly, folks. " said Kevin. "Despite the heinous heist of the prize money, the Cannonballers are continuing the race."
"And we wish them the best of luck! But don't worry. I'm sure our dedicated security team can get the prize back before our Cannonballers reach LIberty City." said Olivia. "After all, there's a whole lot of world kft to go through."
"And as the Asian continent is now entered, it's all or nothing that the Cannonballers will be giving." said Kevin.
Nearby, Charles Foster Ofdensen, Dethklok's manager, was speaking with J.J., Victor and Fenderbaum.
"Look, guys, I know you want to have JAM Project play now that the racers are in Asia, but the guys are giving me a buttload of grief." he said.
"So what? Those guys racist or something?" asked Fenderbaum. "IF they are, I can introduce 'em to a whole world of pain."
"Oh no, they're just jealous of ALL competition." said Charles.
"Well just tell 'em to sit tight." replied J.J. "They'll still get to play again before the end."
"Yeah, and besides we've got more important things to worry about right now." said Victor. "Chaos and Fury can only do so much. They've handled things thus far, but I bet the bad guys are curious about this prize money theft as well."
---
Indeed they were. William had just heard of the prize money theft over the Takedown's radio as it drove through Indonesia.
"That wasn't part of the plan." he snapped at Xemnas over the radio.
"You're telling me." replied XEmnas. "We had nothing to do with it. Luxord is going to investigate the matter. According to eyewitness reports, it was
Carmen Sandiego who stole the money."
.
"I thought she was only interested in landmark theft." said Janice.
"I know. She must be working for someone." replied Xemnas. "But we will get to the bottom of this. In the meantime, we have to continue to make life
difficult for the Cannonballers. Tong Po has sent some more teams into action."
"Good." said William. "We're still here as well. Two of Cruger's guys are pursuing a Cannonballer right now."
"You can count on Hunter and Watson, boss." said Cruger. "They may not have much in the way of common sense, but they're smart on the road."
"I sincerely hope so." said William
---
Somewhere in Japan is the Glendale, who has stopped at a gas station. Where Robert Freeman had to use the restroom, from all of those lemon sour juice bottles he drank. However, the Indiana pulls into the gas station. All four serial killers climb out to confront the waiting Cannonballers.
"Well look here's here... Fresh meat for us!" Freddy said.
Inside the gas station, the clerk was eating green tea yokan and drinking coffee. A good combination in his opinion. After cutting another piece of the green block of gel, and shoving it in his mouth with a toothpick. The ground begins shaking in one second intervals. Like footsteps are heading his way. The clerk stops eating and takes another drink of his coffee, before going to see what is causing the earthquakes. To his surprise, they are large reptilian feet. And it's coming from two pairs of very large reptiles. To be more presice, it's coming from super deformed Godzilla with silver spines, and a super deformed Space Godzilla.
"SHIN-GOJI!!!!" the clerk ran back inside to get his coffee and yokan. Then hauled butt out of the store. Which caught the attention of Team Boondocks.
"Pay attention!" Freddy said. However the Cannonballers decided to make a run for it when they saw what was heading towards them. Which infuriated Freddy, when the Glendale sped off into the distance. "Oh what the hell is..."
Now that Freddy saw what was coming towards them. He ordered the other three to run as fast as they could. Leaving the Indiana behind. Shin-Goji, the Godzilla stepped down on the gas station. Flatening it to the thickness of sheet metal and blowing it up. Which hurt but didn't do much damage to his foot.
"Ah come on motherf---er!" Shin-Goji said. "Everytime I come out to Japan... Boom! Flat gas station!"
"You suck Shin." said the Space Godzilla, Space Hojo.
"Oh man Mr. Bedlam won't like this." Freddy said.
---
Somewhere in the Golden Triangle, Team Destiny's car was zapped with a EDB device, used last year by Jimmy DeMarco's henchmen. Now it's being used by the Flaming Dragon Gang. In a bid to catch the Cannonballers, in a act of revenge. They were DeMarco's number one producers of his heroin.
"(We got one team.)" a gang member said to their teenage leader.
"(Good... Prepare the EDB for the rest!)"
---
"I'm telling you Team Destiny's signal just disappeared!" Damian was telling GLaDOS. "They disappeared right the middle of the Golden Triangle in southeast Asia!"
"Contact Team Konami." GLaDOS replied. "They can investigate the region."
---
The Zenda was speeding along a long road on the island of Java. Heather was keeping the car going at top speed.
"This feels great, James." she said. "After being left behind for a while, we're fairly moving up in the ranking."
"Well, you just make sure to keep doing what you're doing Heather. I bet there's no-one now who could be a credible challenger to the Zenda."
Suddenly, the two team-mates heard a horn honking and the sound of a car catching up to them.
James looked in his side mirror and saw the Melizanno coming up behind them, also going all out.
Amanda was now behind the wheel of the Melizanno.
"Out of the way! We're coming through!" she yelled.
Heather activated the communicator in the Zenda and an image of Lara's team cam,e up on screen.
"I know you ladies are used to having an easy ride on the Cannonball." she said as the Melizanno girls heard their message. "BUt you know that pride comes
before a fall. I think you should just back off.".
"We'd love to...when pigs can fly!" replied Lata. "We NEVER back down!"
"We bet we can get out of this continent before you do." said Gin.
"Oh, really?" said James. "100 grand says you won't." He held up a thick wad of cash to show he wasn't joking.
"You're on!" said Natasha as she held up a matching roll of banknotes.
"Then, let's go!" said Heather as she poured on the speed of the Zenda. The speedometer reached the 200 mph. mark.
"Okay, no more Ms. Nice Racer!" said Amanda as she put her foot to the floor to catch up with the Zenda.
Both cars went through a large curve and Amanda pulled off a drift and managed to gain ground on the Zenda.
Heather gritted her teeth and the Zenda picked up the pace.
As the Zenda came alongside the Melizanno, James rolled his window down and pulled out a small paintball gun.
He laughed and fired a red paintball at one of the Melizanno's side mirrors.
"Just leaving my mark!" he laughed.
"Bloody wanker!" yelled Lara.
"Not very ladylike, Ms. Croft." James laughed as Heather gained the lead back again.
"James, you're an outlaw!" she said amused.
"Hey, we're Cannonballers." said James. "We're all outlaws.".
The Melizanno kept tight on their tail as they continued down the road.
---
In Singapore, the Meat Wagon was speeding along. Greg had turned the vehicle's emergency lights on so that people would think they really were paramedics.
"Are you sure this is a good idea?" asked Jimmy as he drove.
"Sure. J.J. and Victor got away with it in '81. And that made a GREAT movie, I might add." said Greg. "I wonder if anyoner would be interested in a remake."
Jimmy sighed. "It seems that every movie is a remake these days." he said. "Listen, you know where we are now right? I just hope that impersonating a doctor doesn't warrant coproral punishment here. I have very sensitive skin."
"Ah, don't worry." said Greg as he consulted the map. "Okay, keep going for a half-mile, then it's hard left."
"Right." replied Jimmy.
"No, left!" said Greg.
"OKay, right." said Jimmy.
"LEFT!" yelled Greg.
"You tunahead!" said Jimmy. "I'm agreeing with you! 'Right' as in 'affirmative', 'I understand', as in 'YOU ARE RIGHT'!".
"Oh. Right." replied a rather deflated Greg.
"Jeez!" sighed Jimmy.
'Hey, there's the turn!" yelled Greg.
Jimmy quickly turned the Meat Wagon around hard left and sped off down the highway.
Neither of them had noticed that the San Marino was following them.
"Thanks for giving me that idea, Luca." Amy smirked as she followed behind the Meat Wagon. "With people thinking that's a real ambulance, we'll cut through traffic with no problem."
"Well, you know I like to contribute to the team, Amy." Luca said via her cap. "We COULD go a bit faster if we get past Jimmy and Greg, though."
"How so?" asked Amy.
"Watch and learn." said Luca as she reached down with her paws and pulled up a prop steering wheel and held it up against the dashboard.
Jimmy kept his eye on the road. "I was a bit disappointed we didn't get any coffee in Java." Greg was saying. "I mean, they name the island after the coffee so you think they'd have a Starbucks somewhere."
"There was, but we don't have time." said Jimmy. "If we don't drink too much there won't be too many bathroom breaks so we gain an advantage."
Jimmy glanced over to his window and saw the San Marino attempting to pass. His jaw dropped as the side facing him was the side Luca was on with her fake steering wheel.
The cat appeared to be driving.
Luca suddenly gave her fake wheel a hard turn to the right and Jimmy panicked and swerved, afraid that the San Marino would make him crash.
As the Meat Wagon went off to the side of the road, Amy laughed about Luca';s trick as the San Marino sped on.
"God damn it!" Jimmy yelled. "Scammed by a damn cat!"
"Wouldn't be the first time you were fooled like that by a simple trick." said Greg.
---
As the Grand Valley made its' way out of Singapore to the ocean heading for Malaysia, the Keystone came up beside it.
"Hey, Mario!" yelled Ganondorf. "Wanna race to the ocean!"
"Sure!" said Mario. "Sonic, take-a it away!"
"And tear this asshole a new ass!" said LInk, finally sobering up. "I owe him a lot of pain."
"Okay, here we go!" said Sonic as he floored the accelerator on the Grand Valley and it took a lead.
Ganondorf got on the accelerator for the Keystone and tried to keep up, but was having difficulty.
"This pisses me off!" said Zant. "Who says the good guys always have to win?!"
"I know." replied Dark Samus. "After all, we'll be giving the prize money to a good cause if we win. Doesn't that count for anything!"
"Hey, can you guys shut up so I can concentrate!" yelled Ganondorf.
"Well excuse us for existing!" said Meta Knight sarcastically.
The Keystone caught up with the Grand Valley and kept on it.
"Not today!" said Sonic. "Jelly and jam time!"
He activated the shot of NOS in the Grand Valley and got ready to enter the harbour. As the Keystone tried to catch up, a police car suddenly got alongside it and motioned for Ganondorf to stop.
"Damn!" said Meta Knight as the Grand Valley sped on, uninterrupted.
The Grand Valley drove at full speed down the length of a pier and went over the edge.
In mid air, Sonic activated the car's aquatic mode and they landed safely in the water and were on their way.
"I hope Ganondorf will be-a okay." said MArio. "He may be a bad-a guy, but he's still a Nintendo guy."
Back near the entrance to the harbour, two Singapore police officers were chewing out the NIntendo villains.
"Enough excuses!" snapped one officer. "Drive this piece of crap around to the station and we'll deal with this situation."
"Alright, officer." said Ganondorf sheepishly as he started the Keystone up again.
Suddenly, he laughed and drove the Keystone off at full speed, driving over the main officer's feet as he did so.
"OW!" yelled the cop.
The Keystone sped like a bullet down the pier and repeated the Grand Valley's actions, following the Nintendo good guys over the ocean into Malaysia.
"Friggin' video game dorks!" snapped the other cop as he watched them go. "And everyone complains about the GTA series being a bad influence!"
---
By this stage, the Zenda and Melizanno's race had continued across the two islands and was now leading into Cambodia, with the Melizanno leading.
"These girls are Grade-A lunatics!" yelled Heather as sdhe kept her foot down.
"HAH!" snapped Gin triumphasntly. "The Veyron's not so super after all!"
"Don't get too cocky." said Natasha.
At the Cannonball Dome, GLaDOs was showing this fierce race on one of her monitors.
"Team Silent Hill and Team Girl Power are going all out to be te first to Russia." she announced.
"I think such a race calls for a bit of appropriate music." said J.J.
"Indeed so." said Brock. "So, in honour of the Asian continent, here is JAM Project with one of their greatest hits!".
Song: 'Crush Gear Fight' by JAM Project.
---
At a roadside gas station in Cambodia, the Coach had pulled over so Team Gameavision could have a break.
Inside the3 bus, Benny and Jerry were sitting at a computer monitor as Benny playtersted what Dave and Jerry had done so far on theor Cannonball Run game.
"Great stuff!" said Benny. "But you need to put more car varities into it. There aren't enough American cars."
"Uh, you do know that the US automobile industyry has been hit hard don't you?" asked Jerry.
"Don't care!" snapped Benny. "The world would be lost without the USA! More American cars!"
"Okay, jeez." said Jerry.
Looking on was Todd. "IF I may intrude, I think if you put some people with the power of magic in the game, it will dscimate all competition!"
Jerry, as usual, looked creeped out by Todd. "OKay, whatever."
Outside the Coach, Larrity and the others were waiting on Dave who hurried out of the store.
"About gosh-darn time, Dave!" said Larrity. "What'd you get?"
"Lots of goodies for you guys, and a huge bag of Fritos and a large Mountain Dew for me.". replied Dave.
"Are you sure you need more caffeine?" asked Mary. "You're already erratic enough as it is.".
"Let me tell you something, Dave." said Black Steve as he took out his ever-present hand gun. "You better have a character in that damn game who's a positive role model to the brothers or
I'm gonna drill you!"
"Now just hold yoir horses, Black Steve." said Larrity. "The game's still in developmental stage."
"Yeah. You can't rush genius, Black Steve." said Dave.
"Genius my ass!" mumbled Clare.
"I know what would make the game better." said Dean. "A team of hot chicks, like Lara's team. They rock!"
"Hey, Dean! It looks like you're finally starting to understand more about video games and how they please the consumer." smirked Dave.
Todd had stuck his head ouit of the door to the bus and had hesrd that last part of the conversation.
"You guys are always thinking with your genitals, you know that." he said.
"Homo." said Dave, pretending to cough. He then said "Oh excuse me, I just said 'homo'."
"Can I help you, Dave?" said Clarence in his sing-song voice.
"Not you, Clarence." said Dave. "Just keep your mind of composing some appropriate music for the game."
"OKay, that's enough jawin', guys." said Larrity. "We gotta get a gosh-darn move on or we'll be left behind. Haul ass!"
Everybody climbed back aboard the Coach and Dean got behind the wheel and started off on the road again.
---
The Hot Rod had been pulled over by a police motorcycle somewhere near Thailand. Sean and Dom looked embarrassed, standibg beside their vehicle as the cop prepared to write them a ticket.
"I guess they're making cop bikes a lot faster than they used to be." said Sean.
"Indeed they are." said the cop. "Don't get me wrong. Mr. Toretto. I'm a big fan of those movies based on your exploits, but rules are rules."
"Hey, I'm just impressed that you were able to keep up with us." said Dom. "First ticket I've been givenn on the Cannonball."
The cop hesitated for a moment. "What's that noise?" he asked.
Dom, Sean and their team-mates who were still in the Hot Rod looked around in confusion. It sounded like a high-powered engine was approaching.
Jesse James looked up to a hillside by the road and yelled "Incoming!"
The Takedown appeared on the crest of the hill and launched itself off the edge of te hill.
A maniacally laughing Danny was behind the wheel. "THIS is how you handle the po-po!" he yelled.
The Takedown was headed right for the cop's motorcycle.
The cop qwuickly got out of the way as the Takedown made contact with the motorcycle and smashed it into junk.
"HAH!" yelled Danny triumphantly.
"Alright! Enough showing off!" snapped William as he got his gun ready. "Now we give these morons what for!"
"Will do!" said Janice as she pulled out an Uzi.
"Get down!" yelled Dom as he, Sean and the officer hit the dirt.
William and Janice leaned out the window and prepared to fire.
"I think a gadget would come in handy right now!" said Memphis as he hit a switch on the dashboard of the Hot Rod.
A large circular magnet extended from the front end of the Hot Rod and was activated.
Before they could fire their guns, William and Janice found their weapons plucked out of their hands byu the high powerdd magnet.
William looked angered as some of his rings were pulled off as well, as did Janice when her dogtags were pulled off as well.
Dom, Sean and the police officer got to their feet again.
"Good thinking, Memphis." said Sean.
The officer got ready to approach the Takedown, which then took off at high speed.
"Is there some higherb force at work here?" snapped Janice. "Are we asking too much of life?!"
"Hang on! I'll et us out of here.!" said Danny.
"Don't worry, officer." said Dom. "We can get those assholes for you!"
The officer looked pleasantly surprised. "You want to help the police?"
"Well, you said you were a fan. Also that was that drug-running dickhead Cruger. The guy who looks like me. He could ruin my rep."
The officer tore up the ticket he had been writing.
"Then go get him." said the officer. "And if you can, win this race for me!"
"Will do!" said Sean as he and Dom got back into the Hot Rod.
"So, we have a pursuit?" asked Jesse.
"Hell yeah!" said Dom.
The Hot Rod drove off at high speed after the Takedown.
---
Back at the Cannonball Dome, Adam Sessler was addressing the camera, along with his co-host Morgan Webb.
"We've just received word that Team Furious has just used their high-powered magnet successfully." said Adam.
"As you may remember, it works on the same principal as the famed Electro-Nuclear magnet, invented by Dr. A. Heller of Champion City." said Morgan.
"He was kind enough to give the blue prints to the race officials in case gun play was used."
"And we're glad to see that it has worked." said Adam. "The Cannonballers may now have to break out all their gadgets now, as it's been confirmed that there's some baddie bashing to do."
"That's right, Adam." said Morgan. "In fact, on the line right now we have Dr. Chalmers from Team Strangerhood in the Camper A to discuss a gadget which his team have selected.
Hello there, Doctor."
"Hi, Morgan. Great to hear from you. I just loved X-Play: The Musical by the way. You have a great singing voice.". said Dr. Chalmers over the link.
"Why, thank you." she said. "So the apparatus you have wired up to the CAmper A's electrical system is an anti-disruption system."
"That's right." Chalmers said. "When we arrived, we heard about how Jimmy DeMarco's people used that EDB device in last year's race."
"So, you decided to take precautions in case such a thing happened again." said Adam.
"You bet. Most bad guys don't seem to have much imagination these days. I mean, really! They rip off just about every Wacky Races or Road Runner booby trap they can!" said Chalmers.
"Well, it was very wise of you to pick the system." said Morgan. She turned to face the camera and said "As yu may remember, the ADS was invented by the Ghostbusters of New YOrk City. LIke their Ecto Booster device, it not only protects the vehicle from attacks that may short out a vehicle's electrical system, but also diverts any such attack back at its' perpetrators."
"So, someone could be in for a rough ride." said Adam. "And bear in kind, that is only one of the many useful devices which our racers may now find themselves in need of."
---
The Eiswolf sped down a road leading to Bangkok.
Spike was reading the manual for a device they had picked for the race.
"Alright. I get it now." he said. "The MIcrochip Remote Contol missile will help us to take control of another car and hopefully prevent it from getting ahead of us for a while."
"Sounds like it could be useful." said Jet. "But we have to decide who we want to use it against."
"I think there's such a person coming up now." said Edward as she looked behind them.
The Nordberg was coming up and looking to overtake them.
"Is that a Cannonballers?" asked Leland.
"Most likely." said Dog. "But right now, we've to focus on finding that van with Mrs. Bluth in it. So hold on to your butts!"
The Nordberg blew right past the Eiswolf and prepared to speed off.
"That was Dog Chapman. " said Jet. "There ain't no way he's beating us to that bounty!".
"OKay, then." said Spike. "Edward, you got the remote control?"
"Check!" replied Edward.
"Right. Here we go." said Spike as he pressed a switch on the dashboard.
Underneath the Eiswolf's front bumper, a gun barrel extended.
Spike used a computer screen to aim the gun at the underside of the Nordberg.
"Steady, steady." he said.
"Just keep going, Justin." said Tim. "If we can nab the Bluths before they leave Asia, that's our troubles over."
"Don't worry. I know what I'm doing." replued Justin as he drove the Nordberg.
"Fire!" sad Spike as he shot a small missile from the gun towards the undercariage of the Nordberg.
The missile attached itself to the undercarriage with a magnetic disk.
"Right on!" said Spike.
"Right, here we go!" said Edward aa she pressed a button on the remote.
The Nordberg's brakes suddenly jammed on.
"What the hell?" yelled Dog.
"I didn't do anything!" protested Justin.
Edward pressed a few more buttobs on her remote and the Nordberg started up again, turned a hard 180 and drove back the way it had gone.
"What are you doing?! You're going the wrong way!" said Tim.
"And I said I'm not doing anything." said Justin as he took his hands off the wheel and showed that he was not in control of the Nordberg.
Team Bebop honked their horn as the Eiswolf sped past the reversing SUV.
"I'll just keep them busy for a while." said Edward as she pressed another button and set a timing device on the remoter for one hour.
The Nordberg started driving around in circles.
"Oooh, shit! I'm gonna hurl!" said Leland.
"Justin, hit the brakes!" said Dog.
"I AM hitting the brakes!" said Justin.
"Then push press something!" Dog yelled back.
"YOU press something!" Justin snapped back.
"This is not what I signed up for!" said Tim.
The Eiswolf roared on down the road.
"They'll be going in circles for the next hour." said Edward. "We'll be far away by then."
"Right. Jet, step on it!" said Spike.
---
The NRG-V8 stopped by a convient store. Jan and the others ran inside. Soon after, the Fury Cruizer pulled in. However when they got out, Tong Po and a group of Tengas came out from the side of the building.
"Prepare to die Cannonballers!" he announced.
"Let's do it guys!" Casey shouted.
"JUNGLE BEAST! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!"
The resulting fight was taken to the side of the building. Just as Team Gekiranger walked out with some supplies, Tong Po crawled to the front of the building. He turned to the Cannonballers and said. "Why aren't you calling for help?"
Then he was dragged behind the building. The Gekirangers looked at each other.
"(What did he say?)" Ken asked. As none of them understand English.
---
Team Capcom, Team Sooga, Team Oban, and Team Evil Ninja met up with Team Konami. Near the Flaming Dragon Gang compound. Once they were briefed, Team Konami left them to their own devices.
"So now we know what is going on in that compound. We now have to plan right?" Abyo asked.
"This will take a while..." Ryu said.
---
The San Marino Spyder was roaring through a small town a few miles away. As Takeshi drove, beimg chased by some
police cars, he swerved a hard right into an alleyway, knocking over a fruitstand that was nearby.
"This is getting ridiculous now." said Takeshi. "We've seen just about EVERY cliche you find in a movie car chase
on this trip so far. I mean, there was the fruitstand amd earlier there were boxes.".
"Yeah, and now you're driving down an alleyway and we had a bit of trouble with an oncoming truck a while ago." concurred Liz. "I just hope we don't run into a roadblock and have to hear the over-dramatic music that comes with it.".
"Well, if that happens we can just use that One-Time Overthruster thing." replied Takeshi as he drove the San Marino Spyder at high speed out of the alleyway and quickly swerved to avoid two workers carrying a large glass window at the end. One of the cop cars pursuing them couldn't turn in time and crashed through the window breaking it.
"(You espresso drinking retards!)" one of the workers yelled at the cops.
"Cliche number seven there." said Liz. "THe car going through glass."
"That should keep them off our butts for a while." smirked Takeshi.
"Hey, they ARE just doing their job, you know." said Liz.
"Whose side are you on anyway?" said Takeshi.
"JUst showing a bit of consideration." said Liz. "Kindness brings its' own reward.".
"Confucius?" asked Takeshi.
"No. Common sense." replied Liz.
---
Meanwhile, on a road in Japan, Team Looney Tunes were driving along.
They found themselves coming up to a four-way intersection. There were three other vehicles waiting at each junction of the intersection.
"Oh great, I say, great!" groaned Foghorn. "We can't just sit here all the dad-gone day!"
"Hey, relax guys. We just have to figure out who has the right of way." said Bugs.
Daffy, who was driving, was looking nervously at a black Nissan Titan truck that was at the intersection in front of them. He gulped and said "I think this guy does.".
"What makes you say that?" asked Elmer as he leaned forward to get a better look at the truck.
He gulped too as he saw that in the cab of the truck was a gun rack behind the driver. Not only that but there was also a bumper sticker attached to the front bumper which read 'Guns don't kill people. I do'.
"Sowwy I asked." said Elmer.
"Okay, then." said Bugs who had now gone a bit pale himself. "Let him go on.".
Daffy flashed the Brooklyn's lights and the scary truck went on its' way.
---
The Cannonballers formulated a plan to sneak them inside and to free Team Destiny. However it involved them storming the place with everything they have. Which they did, and stormed the entire facility with their vehicles.
"Okay, there's about to be some MAJOR ass-kicking going on!" said Morgan as she watched on a monitor at the Cannonball Arena. "And now, with some appropriate music are DMX and the Bloodhound Gang!"
"Okay guys!" said DMX. "Let's kick some ass!"
The audience cheered and DMX grabbed the mike and said "Here's proof that rap knows no racial boundaries, as this one was done by some white Irish guys! Hit it!"
Song: "Jump Around" by House of Pain
Abyo, Garu and Pucca dodged gunfire, coming from the gang's AK-47s. Then they knocked gangsters down with flying kicks.
"Hadouken!" Ryu fires his fireball and knocked over ten gangsters in a bowling pin fashion. "Strike!"
"What's going on out there?" Lunamaria asked.
Athran looked out the window. "Looks like the others came to our rescue!"
"Then let's get out of here." Kira exclaimed. They ran to the exit. Only to find a gang member standing in their way. They happened to be standing near a pile of heroin. To which Lunamaria grabbed and blew into the man's face. Making him fall unconscious.
"That should take care of him for a while." However Lunamaria also inhaled a small bit of it as well. "I'm going to take a quick nap..."
She then fell unconscious into Shin's arms. "We better carry her out of here."
The fighting continued as the Cannonballers fought off the entire gang. Chris Redfield and Mega Man chose to help Team Destiny back to their car. Parked near their own cars.
"This must have been what caused the Atlus to shut down." Koji told Stan. Indicating the portable EDB cannon. Which is about the size of a RPG launcher.
"Then let's get it out of here." Stan said. "Just think, onle less weapon against us Cannonballers."
Back outside Muji was using his moustache as a whip. When a six year old boy latched onto Muji and tried to choke the life out of of him.
"Not good... for Muji."
Pucca ran over and freed her rival and literally threw the kid into the jungle.
Once Team Destiny was safely back at their car and was ensured to run again. The Cannonballers ran back to their vehicles. However the leader and the rest of the gang still able to walk without a limp, marched towards them. The teenage leader was holding a bazooka. He took aim for the Cannonballers... And fired when he had a lock. However Koji and Stan ran outside with the EDB cannon in their arms.
"Oh s---!" Stan said. Him and Koji threw the EDB cannon into the path of the rocket. The EDb cann took full force of the impact. Destroying it on impact. This left the leader to curse and swear in a foreign language. The young kid was sitting in the jungle, pouting. As Stan and Koji ran back to their vehicle in the jungle. The Cannonballers left the compound for good.
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As the Cannonballers got ready to enter Japan, the Fairview had stopped so its' team could have a bathroom break.
"I'll just activate the security system." said Scott as he pressed a button on the keyring.
"That would be very wise." said Sam waggishly.
"You are such a smart ass, you know that, Sam?" asked Ethan.
"Hey, you'll find that a good sense of humour helps you get through your job." said Sam.
All four members of Team Stealth entered a local shopping mall to use the restrooms.
As they did, Yazoo and LOz pulled up on their motorcycles and smirked when they saw the Fairview left alone.
"OKay, LOz, let's pay these Cannonball assholes back for what happened to Kadaj back in the States." said Yazoo.
"No problem." said Loz as he took out a crowbar and approached the Fairview.
Yazoo got off his cycle and approached as well, with a baseball bat.
"Okay." said LOz as he put his right hand on the Fairview's hood. "I think first we.."
Suddenly there was an electronic sound and Loz looked stunned. He tried to move his hand off the Fairview's hood but found that it was stuck.
"What's wrong?" asked Yazoo.
"My hand's stuck!" yelled LOz as he tried to free his hand. He moved his free hand towards it to try and pull it off but there was another electronic sound and his left wrist suddenly got stuck to the Fairview's hood as well.
"Hang on. I'll give you a hand." Said Yazoo as he came closer. As he got close to the Fairview, he put his foot up on the car's bumper. There was another 'magnet' sound and he found his foot stuck to the bumper.
"This is getting ridiculous!" yelled Yazoo.
"YOu think I don't know that?!" snapped Loz.
At that point, the members of Team Stealth returned.
They all smirked.
"Well. Looks like that anti-theft device does work after all." said Snake.
"Good job we picked it as a gadget." said Ethan.
Scott and Sam approached Loz and Yazoo.
"SO, you guys care to tell us who you're working for?" asked Scott.
"Bite me, asshole!" snapped Loz.
"Oh, someone needs taught some manners I see." said Sam. "What do you guys say we take our friends for an little ride?"
"Good idea." said Scott. "Let's just secure them properly first."
Ten minutes later......
The Fairview was driving wildly around the mall's parking lot. Loz and Yazoo were still stuck on the hood of the car, now with both of their hands and feet stuck on the hood and bumper.
Sam was driving at high speed and drifting through the turns, laughing all the way. Both Yazoo and Loz were terrified.
"Just say the magic words, boys!" said Scott.
"Never!" yelled Yazoo.
"Then hold on tight!" said Sam as he roared at over 100 mph towards a speedbump.
The Fairview hit the speedbump and went flying about twenty feet. Yazoo and Loz screamed in terror as the car hit the ground again.
"Alright! We'll say it!" said Loz. "We're sorry we attacked you.".
"I don't think I heard you too clearly." teased Sam.
"WE'RE SORRY WE ATTACKED YOU!" yelled Yazoo and Loz in unison.
"Apology accepted." said Scott as Sam slammed on the brakes.
"Okay, guys. You're free to go." said Ethan as he pressed a switch. There was a short buzz and both Yazoo and Loz fell backwards off the Fairview as the security system released them.
Snake leaned out the window and said "Don't get any funny ideas again."
Loz held his stomach and looked like he was about to be sick.
"Too much ramen!" laughed Sam as he drove off.
Yazoo glared after them.
"I'm gonna rip their guts out and...
"Shut up! I'm gonna be sick!" yelled Loz.
Yazoo sneered at him and mumbled "Wimp" under his breath.
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"OKay, our racers are now officially in the heart of Japan." said Adam. "And we believe we can now see who has won in the battle between Team Girl Power and Team Silent Hill."
"That's right." said GLaDOS as one of her satellites showed the two vehicles approaching Hokkaido. "It appears that the winning vehicle is...te Melizanno.".
The screen showed Lara and her team cheering.
"Wow." said Olivia. "Who'd have thought that a 60s Lambo could be tuned to beat a Veyron. I bet it was a rough battle for road supremacy there.".
"Maybe so. But I think this deseerves a song," said Kevin. "So here, once again are the excellent JAM Project with a very appropriate song.".
Song: 'Victory' by JAM Project
As the song ended, Amanda drove the Melizanno towards the ocean and got ready to make the journey to mainland Japan.
As she did she turned to the other girls and said "Should the engine be making that noise?"
"It's probably nothing serious." replied Heather.
"Let's bloody well hope not." said Lara.