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Middle East: The Racers that Changed a Nation...
In New York City, the President of Iran took the podium at a U.N. conference, with talks about suppressing Iran's nuclear program. However Mohmoud Ahmadinejad wanted to talk about something so unforgivible, that it beats the west and United Nations trying to stop from
using nuclear energy as a power source.
"Ladies and gentlemen of this NPT conference, I have something to say." he said in English. "Something so evil, sinful and down right illegal will be entering my country in about a day. This is the Cannonball Run I'm talking about. Now I don't want you to interfere, as you'll clearly side with the Harris Administration than me. But I wanted to tell you that since you have already allowed this evil race to continue for years! Iran will finally do something about it! Ayatollah Khamenei has already made a decree, that if any Cannonballers entering Iran, will be executed on the spot as heretics against God and his will! This has been signed by me earlier today! I will fly back to Iran and prepare my troops to start killing!"
"You are bloody insane!" the ambassador from the UK said. "We've already okayed the Cannonball Run to go through Iran!"
"I never signed such document letting them speed through my country!" Mohmoud said. "I will not hear anymore of what you bastards have to say! You've always been against Iran since 1979! And you will continue to try and undermine my country because you think we're terrorists! Well screw you you tea drinking asshole!"
With that Mohmoud walked out of the building. The footage was shown at Cannonball HQ. To which Kevin and Olivia were staring in stunned silence.
"If you're just joining us race fans." Kevin said a bit startled. "Iran has just declared the Cannonballers heretics against the Islamic regime and will be executed on sight if they ever enter Iran. Now the United Nations will not tolerate the Cannonballers deaths on their watch. And are now trying to reach an agreement to stop Iran before anybody is killed. We'll keep you up to date on this situation, as things continue to develop."
Brock was in his office on video conference, with Fenderbaum and the United Nations delegations.
"Please tell me we have some idea to stop Iran?" Brock asked.
"We do have an idea but you may not want to hear it." said the delegate from Russia.
"Our idea is to let the Cannonballers enter Iran and stir up the wasp hive." Fenderbaum said. "Once they have Iran's attention, U.N. peacekeepers will be air dropped in Iran, to assist in removing the Ayatollah and the President from power. Then the U.N. will grant Mr. Mousavi as President of Iran. That way we won't have another Operation Enduring Freedom on our hands."
"That sounds like a good idea." Brock said. "I take it the Cannonballers are going to begin the revolt?"
"Yes they are." said the delegate from China. "They are a symbol of freedom for the entire human race. Just from the fact they speed all over the highways of the world. Plus they are a symbol of rebellion. It would be a shame if they didn't aid the people of Iran in freeing themselves from tyranny."
The delegate from the United Kingdom spoke up next. "We chosen Mousavi because he is clearly the real winner of the Iranian Presidental Election. If Khamenei didn't rig the election, Mousavi would already be in charge. At least this time Mousavi will have real power and not just the title of President."
"We've called the racers and told them to meet in Baghdad." Fenderbaum said. "Pentagon officials, U.N. officials and our team of mechanics are meeting the Cannonballers there to upgrade the vehicles. We need them ready to survive Republican Guard and Basij gunfire in Iran."
The Cannonballers were in Baghdad, preping their vehicles for their trip through Iran. Ryotaro and Johnny Blaze goes to place a bulletproof canopy onto their motorcycles. While the others replaced their normal windshields with bulletproof glass windshields.
"There we're done!" Captain Chaos declared. "Now those vile Iranians won't stop us citizen Belle!"
"We'll show them Captain Chaos!"
Over by the Patriot, Stan and Roger was hooking up more than just bulletproof windshields. They were attaching a gun turret in front of the back sun roof.
"Let's see those Islamic bastards who hate democracy handle this baby." Stan said seething with rage from news of Iran's decree against the Cannonball Run.
"You sure we should use a lethal weapon on soldiers?" J asked.
"We're in the middle of a war in the Middle East!" Stan replied. "We can't use non lethal weapons on our enemies if they're out to kill us!"
With his team glaring at him, Stan finally admits defeat.
"Alright let's aim for their tires when we use it."
The San Marino and San Marino Spyder sped into Iraq, and already everybody was greeting them at the borders.
"Let's hope that there aren't any insurgents waiting in the shadows for us..." Luca said.
The Atlus was the first to enter Iran. However something is wrong. No border patrols on high alert for the Cannonballers. There was nobody at the border checkpoint. Then the Republican
Guard ambushed the Atlus. Surrounding the vehicle and taking aim.
"Aim... FIRE!" said the unit leader, the car was pelted with bullets, However no bullets pierced the car's armor.
"I'm so glad I decided to install Phase Shift Armor and bulletproof glass onto the Atlus."
Kira said. "Now watch this..."
He entered a command into the laptop. Within the span of a few seconds, the Atlus transformed into a mecha. Luckily for the occupants, they were sitting in what is now the cockpit.
"Nice..." Shinn said.
"Let's kick some ass!" Kira said. The Atlus mech started firing back with it's arm mounted beam rifle on the left arm, and cut down several vehicles with it's arm mounted beam saber on it's right arm. The guardsmen dropped their weapons and ran away in fear. Screaming like little girls and some actually in need of clean underwear.
"Alright, we have to meet with U.N. peacekeeping forces near Tehran." Athrun said. "I only hope that they can reach the rendevous point with little resistance."
Elsewhere in Iran, the Camper A and the Camper B were both trying to outrun some attackers on quads and in a few pick-up trucks. In the Camper A, Griggs was hanging out of the roof hatcyh, firing a net launcher at their attackers. The nets completely enveloped the vehicles amd drained the power from them, as well and knocking the soldiers out. Momotaros was helping them out by using a ground-based stun beam from the Mitsumi that knocked the soldiers who'd fallen off their quads out before they could get back up.
"Be careful you don't get us killed!" yelled Catherine as she stuck her head up as well.
"Aw, shut up!" yelled Griggs. He got ready to duck down and handed a gun thaty launched EMP missiles to Catherine.
"Here, take care of things!" he said.
"Are you crazy?" she said. "I hate guns!".
Suddenly one soldier on a quad fired a gunshot which narrowly missed Catherine. In the process, it singed off some of her hair.
"MY HAIR!" she yelled. "Son of a (bleep)ing bitch!".
She cocked the EMP launcher and fired shot after shot at each of their pursuers, knocking out their vehicles and throwing the quad riders off their more and more of the soldiers fell victim to her non-lethal rage, Momotaros knocked more of them out with his stun attack.]
Catherine smiled.
"What did you think of that?" she said.
"Not bad." Sam said.
Catherine glared a little.
"Not bad..for a girl." Wade nervously added.
"Hey, that was pretty good for Rambo!" Nikki chipped in.
"Rambo..is a pussy!" Catherine said, mimicking Sly Stallone's voice. She then added "'Tango & Cash', 1989.".
"Glad Sly can laugh at himself." Dutchmiller said. "Especially after a movie like 'Over The Top'. Who in their right mind would think an arm-wrestling movie could work?".
Meanwhile, over at the Camper B, Manny was driving while Spinner got ready to fire a non-lethal weapon they'd been given at a few attackers pursuing them.
"Hang a 180!" Spinner yelled.
Manny turned the 180 and started driving the Camper B backwards. As he did, Spinner took aim and fired what looked like an Uzi out the window. It was, in fact, a rapid-fire paintball gun. He splattered paint all over the windshield of the two pick-up trucks chasing them, blinding them to what was in front of them.
"Emma, NOW!" Spinner yelled.
Emma leaned out of her window and shot some EMP missiles right at the engines of the pick-ups, taking their engines out as well.
"You guys either watch a lot of action movies or play a lot of video games." commented Ashley.
"Would you believe both?" asked Emma.
Spinner gave the finger to the Iranian soldiers.
"You like that, chicken-shits!" he yelled. "I've only got one testicle but I've still got more balls than you!".
He then bared his ass and pressed it against the back window as Momotaros fired tranquilisers from a small gun at the remaining soldiers.
"Spinner, have you taken your Ritalin today?" asked Manny.
"Yeah! I'm just glad we beat these a-holes!" replied Spinner.
"I hope everyone else is doing okay." Emma remarked.
Khamenei stood in his private office in his palace. Watching as his Repbulican Guard and Basij forces were dispatched to deal with whoever is causing trouble in his country. One of his aide's entered his office to report some new developments, in the war against the Cannonball Run.
"(I have some bad news, even more bad news and a bit of good news.)" the aide said.
"(Both bad news first.)" Khamenei said. "(If it's very terrible I won't allow you to live.)"
"(The bad news is that the Cannonballers have entered Iran. Nothing is stopping their advance. Even worse news is that U.N. peacekeeping forces have entered Iran as well.)"
Khamenei just pulls out a gund and shoots the aide into both shoulders. "(Give me the good news now. I take you saved a ton of money by switching to GEICO?)"
"(No... I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by leaving the scene of a accident!)"
Khamenei stared for a moment before shooting the aide into the stomach. Leaving the bodyguards to drag the aide to the nearest hospital.
"(Mobilize the soldiers we were given by the Umbrella Corporation!)" he said to a nearby soldier.
As the race neared Afghanistan, Adam and Eve were using their powers to take out a troop of soldiers. The Cheetah 2 caught up to them and the South Park kids looked horrified as Adam and Eve's attacks were actually killing the soldiers.
"HEY! We thought we'd agreed to non-lethal force!" Stan said.
"We know they're out to kill us but that's not cool!" Kyle added.
"They're not just soldiers! They're monsters!" Eve said.
Butters looked at the soldiers and said "They look normal to m..MOTHER OF GOD! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEIR FACES?"
As the South Park team looked, they saw that the attacking soldiers had glowing red eyes and pale skin that looked close to decopmposition.
"We heard about this a while ago." Adam explained. "Among all their other misdeeds, Umbrella performed experiments on soldiers working for governments like this. They became merciless killers infected with Umbrella's viruses!".
"And their sole aim is to infect as many more as they can. We have to stop them before they get to a populated area!" Eve added.
Jimbo looked ahead at the zombie soldiers, determined.
"In that case, I think a little thinning of the herds is needed.!" he said. "You two get behind us and we'll go right through 'em!".
"Okay!" said Eve as she and Adam got back into the Vertigo. "We'll take out any who try to come from behind. Let's go!".
Jimbo floored the accelerator of the Cheetah 2 and ploughed right through the first group of zombies. Some of them had grabbed onto the front of the vehicle, but Ned was able to take them out with his machine gun as he at beside Jimbo.
A few zombies in vehicles tried to attack from behind, but Adam and Eve used their powers to take out the vehicles and blow them up.
"WHOO! WAy to go, guys!" yelled Cartman.
"Keep going, Jimbo! Don't stop for anything!" Adam said over the communicator.
"Looks like we've got some help!" Jimbo commented.
Sure enough, a group of Hummers and Jeeps driven by the U.N. peacekeeping forces had joined the chase and were also helping to take out the zombies.
One of the U.N. guys was filming everything with a video camera so that their bosses could see the Ayatollah's crimes against his own soldiers by allowing Umbrella to experiment on them.
As the last group of zombies was taken out, the two Cannonball teams cheered.
"Thanks a lot, guys!" Jimbo said as he saluted both Adam and Eve and the U.N. Forces.
Afghanistan-Pakistan border
Osama Bin Laden exited his cave and base of operations for Al-Qaida. His subordinates were arming themselves for their mission, to capture various Cannonball Run teams, and to hold them for ransom. Either the United States military leaves Afghanistan and allows the Taliban to continue it's reign of terror, or the Cannonballers die. Bin Laden and his terrorists get into a Volkswagon minibus, and all but the driver open fire on their AK-47s, blowing holes into the roof.
The Gunslinger and the Bootlegger were having a drag race to Kabul. As they reached the final stretch, Mega Man activated the nitrous oxide on the Gunslinger and got ready to leave Ricky Bobby in the dust.
"Who's he think he is? Vin Diesel?" Cal asked.
Suddenly, the Gunslinger hit a pothole and spun a bit out of control. As Mega Man tried to regain control, the Bootlegger entered the Afghan capital first and Ricky's team cheered. The Gunslinger caught up and Mega Man looked annoyed.
"That wasn't fair! I hit a pothole!" he said.
"You should have looked out for it." Ricky replied.
"The sun got in my eyes!" Mega Man protested again.
"Dude, you're wearing sunglasses!" Randy pointed out.
"Mega, at least have the grace to accept defeat." Ryu said.
"Okay." Mega sighed.
"Besides, we're not out of the woods yet. I suspect that something nasty will happen before we get out of this continent." Dante added.
As the Glendale, the Thoroughbred and the Brooklyn all neared the Afghan-Persian border, Bin Laden and his men got behind them in their Microbus.
At the back of the pack was the Glendale and both Gin Rummy and Ed Wuncler III looked angry when they saw the terrorist leader in the VW's drivers' seat.
"Mother(bleep)er!" yelled Gin. "Time to finish what we should have done back in Iraq!"
"You got that right!" replied Wuncler as both he and Gin took out AK47s.
"How did you two crackers sneak those in?" demanded Robert who was driving.
"Hey, we prepare for any emergency!" said Wuncler. "NOw let's take out some trash!"
Both Wuncler and Rummy leaned out of their windows and opened fire at the Microbus. Bin Laden smiled evilly.
"Now we can say we were provoked, my friends." he said to his men.
Rummy and Wuncler's bullets harmlessly deflected off the VW Microbus.
"Shit! It's bulletproof!" yelled Wuncler.
"Any other bright ideas?" Huey asked sarcastically.
Bin Laden's men leaned out their windows and opened fire on the three Cannonball vehicles.
They quickly tried to swerve to avoid the fire.
"This does not remotely look good!" said Darnell as he drove the Thoroughbred.
"Just keep your foot down! We'll make it!" said Earl.
In the Brooklyn, Elmer Fudd tried to return fire with his shotgun but couldn't get a clear
shot.
"I wish we'd decided to have a flight conversion in this car!" said Daffy.
"And leave our buddies defenseless?" said Bugs. "You are so yellow, Daffy!"
"Oh, like we're really turning the tide of this fight!" Daffy sarcastically remarked.
One of Bin Laden's men had climbed up through the roof of the Microbus armed with a four-barrelled rocket launcher. He laughed and took careful aim and blasted a hole in the ground in front of each of the three Cannonballers. The Brooklyn, Thoroughbred and Glendale all drove into the holes and got trapped before their drivers could stop. Bin Laden brought his Microbus to a stop and he and his men surrounded the holes and aimed their guns at the racers.
"I'd like to see you filthy American assholes fight your way out of this!" Bin Laden sneered.
Adam and Eve pulled over near the twenty miles left to Tehran sign. Adam took out his binoculors and looked at the city entrances. They were all heavily guarded with checkpoints at every road leading out of the city.
"I thought so..." he said. "Looks like we'll have to find another way. We can't get through undetected like this... Not without those guards out of our way first."
"You're right Adam... But what can we do?" Eve asked. "Our best bet would be to storm the checkpoints but then we'd have the entire Iranian army on us within minutes."
"I've got an idea, but let's hope the U.N. goes for it."
The Patriot, the Bonsai, the Cerrano and the Miyagi all got ready to approach the camp where Bin Laden was holding the captive Cannonballers. As the four vehicles stopped, Buckaroo took out a pair of binoculars and looked at the camp, seeing all the al-Qaeda guards heavily armed and the hostages held in a cage.
"There can be no room for error this time, fellas." Buckaroo stated.
"Don't worry, good citizen. We shall not fail." Captain Chaos said. Over the radio, Lone Wolf's voice was heard.
"I'm ready to add air support, guys! Are we ready?"
K looked up in the air and saw Lone Wolf flying the Biplane, getting ready to move in.
"Affirmative, Lone Wolf!" K said. "Okay, guys! Mission is a 'go'! Buckaroo, Johnny, you're
up first!"
"A-okay!" said Johnny Cage as the Bonsai and the Cerrano drove off first.
As Lone Wolf flew the Biplane, he used his free hand to insert a CD into a boom box he had put in the cockpit with him and a very appropriate song started playing.
'Through the Fire and The Flames' by Dragonforce
About a quarter mile from the entrance to the camp, two al-Qaeda men were arm wrestling,
despite a scorpion crawling on the table near them.
"(Asshole!)" yelled the terrorist who was being beaten.
"(Homo!)" the other terrorist sneered back at him.
Suddenly, there was a mighty roar and the two terrorists were pushed over. It had been the
Bonsai's Roar Horn that had knocked them over.
The Bonsai and the Cerrano roared past them. The two terrorists scrambled for their guns,
but the trunk of the Cerrano had opened, revealing a blast-shield and a couple of gun
barrels. Two tranquiliser darts shot from the gun barrels and hit each terrorist in the side
of the neck, knocking them out. As that happened, the Patriot and the Miyagi followed their team-mates.
As the Patriot went by, Stan laughed and held his pencil with the Bin Laden figure on the end of it.
"Like how the pencil's stuck up your boss' pooper, assholes!" he said. "Now, I'm gonna go
stick a hand grenade up his real pooper!"
In the camp, Earl was trying to seperate Robert from Wuncler and Rummy in the cage as Robert was threatening both of them with his belt.
"You retarded honky assholes! If you hadn't shot at him...!" Robert was yelling.
"You mean you've forgotten 2001 already!" Wuncler yelled back.
"Come on guys, take it easy!" Earl said.
Bin Laden banged on the side of the cage.
"ENOUGH!" he yelled. "You needn't worry anyway! As soon as the broadcast is set up, you infidels will be dealt with!"
Bin Laden then heard the sound of a plane engine and a heavy metal song and looked up to see the Biplane approaching the camp.
"(Intruders!)" he yelled to his men. They all scrambled to get their guns.
In the cockpit of the Biplane, Lone Wolf laughed and lit a few bundles of dynamite. He then threw them out of the side of the plane and they hit the ground in the camp. As they detonated, Bin Laden's men panicked and scattered.
"(Get the hell out of here!)" one soldier shouted.
"(Stand and fight, you cowards!)" Bin Laden yelled.
Just then, the four rescue teams roared into the camp. Stan had taken control of the Patriot's gun turret and fired upon the Microbus Bin Laden's men had used and blew it sky high.
"Let's see them escape now!". he yelled triumphantly.
Belle activated a switch on the Miyagi's dashboard and a couple more tranquiliser guns extended from the radiator and she knocked out several more of the terrorists. Bin Laden scrambled to get hold of a rocket launcher and one of his men tried to shoot down the Biplane as Lone Wolf had dropped some hand grenades to cause more panic. Captain Chaos leaned out of his window and fired a taser gun at the sniper, taking him out of the picture and fired another shot from it at Bin Laden, causing him to drop the rocket launcher.
As the Miyagi and the Patriot kept the troops busy, the Cerrano and the Bonsai had came to a stop near the cage. Johnny, Sonya, Liu and Kitana used their fighting moves to disarm the guards who challenged them and then continued to fight them hand to hand. Buckaroo, New Jersey and Perfect Tommy used their tranq guns on a few more guards and Jersey got to the cage and broke the lock off.
"Come on, guys! Get going to your vehicles!". he yelled.
"Thanks a lot, doc!" said Bugs.
"How did you know I was a doctor?" Jersey asked.
"No time for talk! Let's go!" Randy yelled as they made good their escape.
The Miyagi came to a halt and Captain Chaos got out and challenged Bin Laden who had removed the taser dart from his skin and had got up.
"You are pathetic!" Bin Laden sneered at Chaos as he threw a hard punch at the Captain which made him stagger.
Bin Laden delivered a couple of other hard punches at him and dazed him briefly.
But Chaos came back and drove a combo of hard punches and kicks towards Bin Laden.
The terrorist leader hardly had time to recover before Chaos delivered a roundhouse kick to him which nearly knocked him over.
Chaos then charged Bin Laden and headbutted him in the stomach, knocking him through the wall of a makeshift hut. As Bin Laden groaned and tried to get back up, Chaos grabbed a handful of sand and threw it into his face, blinding him.
Chaos forced Bin Laden to stand up again and drove two more hard punches into his stomach, causing him to cough up sand.
Chaos glared in a determined way and threw the final punch which sent Bin Laden crashing
through another wall and knocked him out. Belle looked with great pride at Chaos.
"That neurotic cop with the driving problem I used to know has come a long way." she said.
"I knew he had potential.".
Stan climbed off of the Patriot's gun turret and folded Bin Laden's hands behind his back
and handcuffed him.
"Now all we have to do is find Tim and turn this piece of shit over to him." Stan said in
satisfaction.
"You guys did great!" Earl yelled. "Whatever bad karma you may have earned is surely
stricken from the record now!"
As they all cheered, a few more Cannonballers and U.N. troops moved in, ready to take over.
The guards at the checkpoints were doing anything to keep themselves entertained. Then they saw over a dozen headlights growing larger and they got ready to fire on what they thought were Cannonballers. As Tehran's borders were closed to everybody right now. And suspected Cannonballers were shot on sight. However their eyes went wide, when they saw it was the United Nations leading the pack and the Cannonballers were following close behind.
"(The United Nations is here! We're so screwed!)" said the general of the Republican Guard shouted, and ever soldier at the checkpoint scattered, as both the Cannonballers and the U.N. drove on through into the city limits.
Khamenei ran out to the balcony, to the sound of everybody in Tehran, who don't support Khamenei's government, shouting and cheering. It angered him, and he knew what had made them get up on their rooftops to cheer like that... the United Nations and Cannonballers have entered his city.
"(Kill them all! NOW!") he ordered the Basij. They nodded and ran to inform the others to get ready for a fight.
"Looks like Khamenei was expecting us..." Eve said as the Basij was nearing their location.
"He must've saw the support we have." Adam replied. "Let's get ready to fight for the freedom of Iran!"
SONG: "Uprising" by Muse
The Vertigo's tesla stun cannons popped out of the front end of the car. Then the U.N. Humvee in front of them had it's gun turret armed. Soon the vehicles reached the Ayatollah's palace, where and non lethal one sided fight broke out between the Cannonballer vehicles and Basij forces. It was one sided as Basij didn't get one shot in, they were all knocked unconscious by the non lethal weapons on the Cannonballer vehicles. Team AVANLANCHE climbed out of the Boltus, as they ran towards the palace itself.
"Ya all hold these guys off!" Barret exclaimed. "We'll get Khamenei!"
"Good luck!" Heather shouted.
Solid Snake, Ethan, Sam and Mitchell snuck up to a unsuspecting and nervous Basij soldier. Who knew there was fighting going on nearby, but was watching out for Cannonballers. Not knowing four was sneaking up behind him. When they were close, they all struck at the same time and beat the guard into unconsciousness.
While they were doing that Team Beers and Team Angels were handling some more Basij soldiers inside the palace.
"(Women shouldn't be here fighting! They should be in the kitchen making me a sandwich!)" said one soldier to Alex in Persian.
"You did NOT just say that!" Alex replied. Alex responded to the insult to women, by kicking the guy in the groin. Cooper stops trying to gross out his opponent, by turning his attention to Alex.
"I have no idea what he just said, but I agree with your actions Alex!" he said. "Womens rights forever nappy headed ho!"
Alex gets offended and begins chasing Cooper, who runs away screaming like a little girl.
Back outside Ghost Rider was tying the Basij soldiers up in chains, to the balcony of the palace. Inside Team AVANALANCHE was hog tying Khamenei, whom they promptly threw over the balcony and onto the grassy ground below. Where he was quickly taken by the United Nations.
"Iran is finally free from opression and staged presidental elections!" Adam said. "What's the status of the President?"
Just then the Grand Valley, Fury Cruizer, Walton, Cerva, Jackrabbit, NRG V8, Pangea the Keystone, and the Rattler pulled into the compound. With the Rattler's trunk making noise. Arbitor gets out and opens the trunk for everybody. Sure enough is the now former president of Iran, Mohmoud Ahmadinejad, tied and gagged and looking a bit beat up.
"He wouldn't give up so easily nor go with us quietly." Arbitor said.
"Well he's the last one we needed to capture. Now it's time to get Mousavi into office as the new president and sole ruler of Iran." Adam said. "Maybe now negotiations with the United States can take place without any trouble. I'll inform the U.N. to help free all of the political prisoners. They deserve to be freed now that we've brought down the tyrannts that threw them in jail in the first place."
"Who'd have thought it?" asked Jamie Blake. "The Middle East has been pacified thanks to an illegal race."
"I'm surprised the masked moron could pull it off." said Fenderbaum.
"Hey, watch it!" said J.J. "You are talking about my friends' creation.".
"Don't worry, J.J., I can take an insult now and then." Victor smirked.
"Well, there you have it folks." said Morgan. "The race has succesfully passed through
hostile territory. Doubts were there but faith has paid off!".
"Not only that but the Cannonballers have succesfully aided the U.N. in the capture of one of the worst terrorists in the world and aided in the unseating of an unjust government!" Kevin added.
"I don't know about you guys, but I think I need a rest after all that intensity." said Olivia.
"Yeah, I agree." said Adam. "The band have agreed to give us a bit of relaxing music.".
Cletus T. Judd had taken the stage with an acoustic guitar and was accompanied by Reel Big Fish.
"Now to take things down a little." Cletus said. "But we wish the Cannonballers the best of
luck in Africa.".
The band started to play.
SONG: 'Late Goodbye' by Poets of The Fall
The Fury Cruizer was leading the pack of Cannonballers heading out of the Middle East and to their last destination, Africa. With the Walton and Cerva following closely behind.
"Can't this piece of shit go any faster!" Shao Kahn asked.
"Can't this piece of junk go any faster!" Marco asked.
"Keep going Casey!" Lily encouraged Casey, but pedal was pushed down as fast it would go. Soon the Fury Cruizer reached the next checkpoint first.
As the last of the Cannonballers made their exit from the Middle East, the Rumpo was trying to outdistance the Five-O. Angel and Butterman were still in it but now Dog and his team were with them.
"Don't let them get away!" Dog yelled.
"Look, do you want to drive?" Angel snapped.
As the Rumpo rounded a corner, it quickly swerved to avoid hitting a stalled vehicle.
"That was close!" said George-Michael.
The Five-O made the same turn but swerved more erratically, eventually going off the road and puncturing a tyre.
"Goddamn it!" said Dog.
The bounty hunters and the two British cops got out of the car.
"No problem." said Butterman. "We can just change it. The jack went over there when we crashed. I'll go get it."
Butterman went to get the jack which had been thrown from the car as it had swerved.
"Is this gonna take long?" Dog demanded.
"Well we can't drive it on the rim, you know!" Angel said.
"I oughta drive YOU on the rim for not being able to get me a proper replacement vehicle!" Dog said.
"Well at least I'm a legitimate law enforcer!" Angel snapped in return.
"Oh! Wanna cha-cha?" said Dog as he got ready for a fight.
"Any time!" said Angel as he got ready as well.
Leland, Justin and Tim all went to the two fighters and tried to keep them apart as Butterman approached the Five-O with the jack. Suddenly, there was an engine roar and he saw the Negotiator coming towards him.
"Shit!" he yelled as he got out of the way.
The Negotiator kept going and crushed the Five-O. The law enforcers looked on in shock. Inside the Negotiator, Liquid Snake approached Otacon with a repaired pair of glasses.
"There! I fixed your glasses. You COULD have let me take over." Liquid said.
"I wish I had, because I think we just hit something." Otacon said as he let Leon take over
the controls of the Negotiator.
"We did!" Leon said as he looked through the periscope snd saw the remains of the Five-O behind them and Dog, Angel and their team-mates yelling at them.
"Oops!" said Otacon. "Next time, I WILL let someone else take over if my glasses get broken."
"As you are an anime fan, I think I definitely have to say...BAKA!" Leon yelled.