Chapter 13: Ice Cream!

"ASH YOU FREAKING DENSE IDIOT!" Misty was thrashing about like a wild Gyarados. She started throwing random items at the boy who just looked at her with a confused look.

"What the hell did I do Misty!" He asked her while he tried to shield himself from the blunt objects.

"YOU LET THAT GIRL KISS YOU!"

"But she's just a friend!"

"YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO GO OUT WITH ME! I ACCEPTED! AND NOW I FIND YOU KISSING SOME OTHER GIRL!"

"Like I told you she's just a friend! What do you not get!"

"HOW DENSE YOU ARE! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER AGREED TO BE WITH YOU IF THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO!"

"Well guess what Mist! I asked you out because I like you and now you're pissed at me for kissing someone else!" And that's when it hit him, "oh…"

"I can't take this anymore Ash! This is the fifth time you've done this…I can't take it anymore. We're over," and with that, she packed her things and ran out sobbing.

"Wait! Misty!" But the red head was no where to be seen, "I am such a dense idiot…"

Misty couldn't handle watching from the sidelines while her now ex-boyfriend was making out with other girls. She went back home only to find her sisters gone on a trip as they usually did. She decided to eat her troubles away like those some of those soap opera girls she saw on the T.V. when nothing else was on. She checked the fridge for anything sweet. But nothing came up. Typical, her sisters were on a strict diet and didn't leave that much food in the fridge. She had no money left to buy anything because she had to pay her half of the rent when she was with Ash. Lastly, she checked the freezer. Inside, there was a small container of ice cream. She took it without looking at the label. The last thing she knew, she was slurring her words and stumbling around.

"Misty!" Ash ran through the door trying to get the girl back, "I just wanna-are you drunk?"

Misty smelled like booze as she was twirling around stupidly with a spoon and ice cream on her face. Ash saw the container and knew why, it was ice cream her sisters brought back with them and wine was one of the ingredients. Misty spotted Ash and her eyes became red as blood.

"Hey you! I –hic- hate you –hic- for all you –hic- freaking did! You son of a –hic-" She collapsed and fell asleep on the floor. Ash carried her upstairs to her room but fell asleep a few hours later.

Misty woke up the next day with a pounding headache but she noticed that after a certain raven haired boy was asleep on the edge of her bed. He came to and was ecstatic to see her, "Misty!" he shouted.

"Not too loud Ash, I have a headache. Wait…why do I have a headache? Why are you here? What the hell did you do to me!" She held her head in pain as she winced.

"Relax Mist, I came to apologize to you but I found you drunk because the ice cream you ate had some alcohol in it. You fainted and I brought you to your room. No lie, I didn't do anything to you," he raised his hands up defensively.

Misty knew that Ash had such a good heart, no matter what the situation, she wrapped her arms around him, "you're such a dense idiot Ash. But you're my dense idiot."

"I love you Misty, and I promise not to kiss another girl besides you for as long as I live."

-5 years later-

After that day, Ash kept his promise. He didn't kiss another girl and when any of them forced themselves on him, he just pushed them away. They still had the occasional fight but things always turned out back to normal. Misty was happy and he was too. They got married and had a girl with his hair and Misty's fiery attitude whom they named Ashley because she also had her father's density.

Oh the wonders of boredom! Really short, made just for fun! Review if you'd like but please no flames!