A Random Random Story of Randomness

By: Foxy18

Ch. 2 :)

Down at Riza's place, the phone could be heard screaming to be picked up. Riza happily obliged to the devices request. "Hello?" She spoke into the receiver.

"Riza, honey, this is you're mother speaking." A shrill voice was heard on the other end of the line, causing a shudder to vibrate through Riza's spine.

Riza hung up the phone.

It rang again.

The blonde haired girl reluctantly answered her phone, once again. "Hello?" She whispered, trying her best not to piss herself.

Apparently, the person on the other end was a mute.

Riza placed the receiver back in it's rightful place and suddenly felt an overwhelming boredom take over her glass heart, so she decided to make cookies!

Roy barged into his right hand lady's house, sniffing the air with a worried look plastered across his delicate features. "What's burning?" He started coughing up blood.

"I don't know." Ed answered, suddenly appearing in the room, for the writer needed someone to answer Roy's question.

Riza looked to Ed, confused and scared as hell. "How'd you get here?" She said, a chill running down her spine.

"I...don't know." Ed replied, equally confused and scared as hell.

Hughes came running down the steep stairs of Riza's apartment. "Hey everyone! Miroku's upstairs going through Riza's underwear drawer!" He screamed bitterly. He wanted to be rummaging underwear drawers too!

Riza gracefully reached for her firearm, a malicious glint in her sienna eyes. "I'll kill that perverted bastard."

Roy ran ahead of the pistol packing' mama. "I shall kill him for you!" He exclaimed in a girly fashion, running up the stairs gleefully.

Riza sighed, not running after the retard.

Ed was curiously looking through Riza's medicine cabinet when he stumbled across something rather interesting. "Oh my God! You guys, I found a dirty magazine!" He shouted excitedly.

At this time, Roy and Miroku ran down the stairs.

"Riza has naughty naughty things in her bedroom!" Roy yelled to no one imparticular.

"Really?" Al asked while being huggled by a delusional Winry, trying to edge away from the scary looking girl.

Roy was still coughing up blood when he answered. "Yes!" He screeched.

Riza's face was redder than Inuyasha's gaudy kimono. "I do not!" She yelled for the world to hear.

"Yes you do!" Miroku informed her. "I saw it! ... Can I see it again?"

Ed was running around with his hair STILL on fire from the last chapter.

Winry jumped up off of Al and stabbed a random purple wall with a random golden knife. "Ooh! Let's go on a road trip!" She suggested randomly.

"Okay!" Roy answered...randomly.

Fin:

Sorry this took so long to post. Hope you all like it! It isn't as good as the first chapter, but hopefully the next one will make up for it... I'll post that one soon.