A Random Random Story of Randomness

By: Foxy18

Ch. 6

Riza was getting a DNA test to see who the real father of her baby was. And since no one really knows who the father was all the postnasal fathers where going to gathered there.

Scar walked in the room carrying Hughes, along with Farman Breda.

Hughes's half rotting corpse was placed in one of the various hospital chairs in the waiting room where the gang had gathered. Mustang sat next to Hughes. "So how's it goin my brother from another mother!" Mustang asked as he put his arm around Hughes.

Jean walked in the room and locked his eyes on Mustang. "Why are you here stang?"

Mustang glared at Jean. "I'm here to see Hughes, My best friend , You sex go… I Mean Bastard!"

Riza walked up to all of them. "You guys, I found out who the father is…" She said with a bit of confusion.

"Who is it! I'll Kill Him!" Mustang said furiously as he jumped up knocking Hughes over. Hughes body made a disturbing schussing noise when it hit the floor.

Everyone's attention was averted to Hughes. "Say excuse me Hughes! That's disgusting." Al said as he walking into the room in his normal sexy human body once again.

Ed walked in behind Al with a disturb look on his face. "Al, Don't be so rude! We haven't seen Hughes sense he was buried."

Riza announced once again. "Ahem! I know who the father is."

Everyone looked over to Riza.

"The father of my baby is…" She paused.

Winry ran into the room. "Don't do it Hawkeye!" She tackled Riza to the floor.

Jean ran up to Winry and kicked her in the nuts and suddenly it all became clear. "You're the father!" Jean exclaimed.

Everyone gasped.

Winry jumped up. "No! im not! Its Al! I just got this done!" She argued.

"No! I was in my metal Form that night! It couldn't be me!" Al quickly declared.

"How many men have you been with woman!" Mustang cried as he ran out of the room.

"Then who is the father?" Scar interrupted.

Just then Furrier Bradley walked in the room. "I am." He said in a calm manner walking over to Riza holding out his hand to helping her up.

"No you're not! Stop trying to complicate this! You're not even human." Riza yelled as she took Bradley's offer to help her up. "The father of my baby is..."

Mustang walked back into the room curious to find out which one of the men he was going to kill for impregnating his women. He took his seat next to Hughes using Hughes dead corpse as a foot stool.

"Mustang!" Riza cried.

All jaws dropped.

Mustang jumped up tripping over the dead Hughes.

"How could you! I love you Mustang! You bastard!" Jean yelled as he cried and ran away.

Mustang got up and walked over to Riza. "Is it true?" He asked as he looked deeply into her eyes.

Riza looked at Mustang. "No! It's not yours. We have never had sex. None of you are the father. In fact I'm not even pregnant, Jean is just a retard. I put on a little weight and he assumed it was a baby."

Breda and Farman walked out of the room.

Scar rolled his eyes. "Why did you even waste your time getting a DNA test then?"

"Because, the writer needed another chapter for this story." Riza explained.

Al looked at Winry. "Wait, Winry has a penis now?"

Everyone looked over to winry.

"No! I got rid of my penis. Geez." Winry said bashfully.

Al and Ed look puzzled. "But, That wasn't there the other night" They both said in unison.

Ed and Al looked at each other. "you…" Ed said

"you…" Al said as he looked back to his Brother.

"you guys were way to intoxicated to notice I guess." Winry interrupted.

Al still having a puzzled look on his face. "wait, how did jean know you use to have a penis?"

Winry blushed. "Well… You see… Jean was there too."

"Enough!" Fury yelled walking into the room dragging his life support system with him. "Im dying over here and none of you even care!"

Armstrong walked in and glomped fury. "Your Alive! I thought for sure you were dead after you started to flat line in the last chapter!"

Fury cried out in agony.

Everyone left the hospital. Except Fury, He still needed intensive care.

Fin