And another chapter is written. Another one of my insane ideas. Oh well, I do just write them as they come after all. I apologize before hand if anything seems weird, wacky or absolutely makes no sense at all. Oh, and for making the characters kinda oc…I kinda have my own little version of each character dancing around in my head…can't say much there. Moving on, I do not own any of the stories, only this plot line. And Rose.

The opening ceremony went normally, everyone came in, sat down and the first years were sorted.

Dumbledore stood up to make a speech and that's when things took a turn for the…well I wouldn't say worst but you get the idea.

The wizened wizard (hey it's practically the same word twice!) introduced the latest DADA teacher, Umbridge, Harry's personal nemesis from his trial.

'I would also like to-'

'hem hem'

He broke off too look enquiringly at the woman. As she was not much taller standing than sitting, there was a moment of confusion where no one understood why Dumbledore had stopped talking. Then Professor Umbridge cleared her throat again (hem hem) and it became apparent that she was going to make a speech.

Dumbledore abruptly sat down allowing the woman to begin her speech.

'Thank you headmaster,' Professor Umbridge simpered, 'for those warm words of welcome.'

Harry decided once again that he hated the woman, he loathed everything about her, from her simpering girlish voice to her fluffy pink cardigan.

'Well, it's lovely to be back at Hogwarts, I must say!' she smiled, revealing very pointed teeth. 'and to see such happy faces looking up at me!'

Harry glanced around. None of the faces he sure looked particularly happy, if anything, they looked taken back at being treated like five year olds.

'I am very much looking forward to getting to know you all and I'm sure we'll be very good friends.'

Harry felt like puking, now her voice lost its breathless quality, become more business like, her words had a dull learned by heart sound to them.

'The ministry of magic has always considered the education of young witches and wizards to be of vital importance. The rare gifts with which you were born with may come to nothing if not nurtured and honed by careful instruction. The ancient skills unique to the wizarding community must be passed down generations lest we loose them forever. The treasure trove of magical knowledge amassed by our ancestors must be guarded, replenished and polished by those who have been called to the noble profession of teaching'

'Every headmaster and headmistress of Hogwarts has brought something new to the weighty task of governing this historic school,' at this she paused to look at Rose who seemed to be ignoring the woman, then as if realizing that the other new teacher was looking at her, professor Rose gave her a sunny smile. Unsure of how to react, Umbridge tried to return the smile, making it look more like a grimace of pain. Clearing her throat yet AGAIN, she continued.

'As I was saying, every headmaster and headmistress of Hogwarts has brought something new to the weighty task of governing this historic school, and that is as it should be, for without progress there will be stagnation and decay. There again, progress for progress's sake must be discouraged, for our tried and tested traditions require no tinkering. A balance, then, between old and new, between permanence and change, between tradition and innovation…'

(With the rest of the gang)

Allen fought a yawn; just listening to that person's voice was enough to put him to sleep, after all it was impolite to sleep while someone was talking, no matter how boring it was.

He glanced over at Lavi who for all appearances was sleeping, Allen knew better though. It was information on the school and this 'Ministry of Magic' after all.

Kanda was leaning against a wall, probably thinking of all the ways he could kill Komui. Allen shook his head at the thought, typical Kanda, although he could say the same for Rose. They both had a similar temperament even if Rose was a whole lot cheerful.

Lenalee was quietly sitting there, humming tunelessly, patiently waiting for their turn to be called out.

Allen then flinched as his stomach growled. It was troublesome being a parasitic type, the constant need for food was annoying at times.

'Hungry Allen?' chirped the rabbit.

Allen answered with a 'what do you think?' look.

Lavi simply chuckled, then perked up as he realized that the speech had ended. His eye gleamed as the headmaster started speaking once again.

'Don't even think about crashing Lavi' was Lenalee's stern command as Rose was introduced.

(Back to the teachers table)

'Thank you professor Umbridge for that welcoming speech. Now this year we also have a new subject, 'Wandless Magicks'. Teaching this subject will be professor Tsubasa from the school Rose Cross Academy.'

Rose stood up and bowed slightly to the students, a murmur ran through the students marvelling at her youth. She remained standing and once again Dumbledore sat down.

'I was not aware that I was required to write a speech to introduce myself,' several chuckles were heard in the crowd, 'but I shall do my best to make one up on the spot.'

'As professor Dumbledore has told you, I am professor Tsubasa.' She paused before scowling, 'ok ditch the professor and just call me Rose, I'm not that old. I'm only seventeen for goodness sake.'

Umbridge tutted in disapproval, while a titter ran through the student body.

'Moving on, as you know I will be teaching Wandless Magicks this year. I came from the school Rose Cross Academy where I was a member of staff to teach you our type of magic. In doing so I have brought several students (Lavi spluttered at this) from Rose Cross Academy to study the magic you learn here. They will be joining in classes that they take an interest in and hopefully you'll all be sharing information and skills regarding your magics. I hope to spend a great year with you guys, and that you enjoy having classes in Wandless Magicks.'

Applause greeted the end of the speech. The headmaster stood up once again, demanding everyone's attention once again.

'As Rose has informed you, we will be having several exchange students this year. If I may ask them to come out…'

One by one, the gang filed out with Lavi in the front grinning boisterously, Allen and Lenalee following him with a polite smile followed by Kanda who just stormed on scowling.

'Please, introduce yourselves!'

'Yo, I'm Lavi Bookman turning 18 this year and single' grinned Lavi as surprisingly most of the female student body cheered.

Allen rolled his eyes and began, 'hi, I'm Allen walker, age 16. I hope to get along with you all.'

'Hi I'm Lenalee Lee, 17 years old, and the icicle (tche) next to me is Kanda Yuu, 18 years, I hope to learn a lot from my time here' Greeted Lenalee while Kanda pointedly looked away.

'Well as they will not be attending set classes I invite to sit where ever you like. Now I think we have waited long enough. Let the feast begin!'

Spotting the golden trio, the exorcists turned students made their way over to the Griffindor table.

Allen watched in amazement as food appeared on the previously empty plates. Immediately he started filling his plate with all the food he could reach. People watched in amazement as the massive pile food disappeared in less than five minutes and the white haired boy was still going for more.

Noticing the sudden disappearance of food, Lenalee gently cuffed Allen on the back of his head, reminding him to leave some for the others.

'Yeah moyashi! Save some for us!'

'It's Allen! And even though you don't eat as much as me, I could say the same to you' Allen said pointing at Lavi's over flowing plate.

'Aw come on, you're the one who eats the most out of all of us moyashi!'

'How many times do I have to tell you? It's ALLEN, or is you memory going with your old age baka usagi?'

Lavi choked on the mouthful of chicken as Allen grinned darkly at him.

'Me? Old? What are you talking about? I'm not even eighteen!'

'Wait your 18 this year? Aren't you a little old for school? And aren't you older then Professor Rose?' interrupted Hermione

Lavi uncharacteristically floundered for an answer.

'Well, the type of magic we are talking about is based on skill, not age,' Rose said as she reached them, 'Everyone has a particular ability, once they have completed the basics and gain complete control of that ability, they will become an 'adult' if you like, the average person finishes at 24. Call me a special case if you like, I finished training at 15, but I know a couple of people who finished at 10.'

She shivered, muttering something about freaky kids. 'Anyway, I need my students, we have been assigned sleeping spaces and I want to get out of here before the feast ends.'

'But it just began!'

'You can come back later, if we wait, you'll be too stuffed to think straight, in your case Lavi, you'll be flirting with the girls. Kanda, there's soba in it for you.'

Kanda nodded stiffly before getting to his feet. Lenalee had gotten up ages ago. Sighing, both Lavi and Allen reluctantly got to their feet. Allen looked wistfully at the food. Lavi looking at the girl at the other end of the table.

Rolling her eyes, Rose led the way to their new homes for the year.

After traipsing up several flights of stairs (OMG! They move!), going through several hallways (umm, was it left or right again?), and getting acquainted with Peeves the poltergeist (die you stupid ghost!), they finally arrived at a classroom.

It was furnished like a regular class room, there was a sliding door on one side that lead to a training room much like a Japanese dojo.

Lavi looked confused, 'so we're sleeping in a class room?'

'No, the rooms behind the class room' Stated Rose as she opened a well hidden door.

The exorcists looked around at their new quarters. There was a common room where a fire crackled merrily in the fire place, there was a large bookshelf filled with a large assortment of books. A table was tucked a way in a corner under a window and comfortable looking couches were scattered throughout the room. There was a corridor that led to the first room and a stair case which led to 4 other bedrooms.

'Well at least we have our own bedrooms; I don't think we would last the year if we had to share' commented Allen

'I second that, dibbs on the top bedroom, it's got a study!' shouted Lavi as he ran up the stairs. But as he reached the door some unknown force flung him back down the stairs.

'Sorry, that's the teachers room' smirked Rose as she walked past him and entered the room, 'maybe if you wish hard enough you'll end up with a study too!'

'Bad luck, Lavi better luck next time!' called Lenalee as she claimed the room below Rose's.

'Baka usagi' muttered Kanda as he walked into the room beneath Lenalee's, claiming it as his before Lavi could move.

'At least they all have an ensuite bathroom' Allen grinned as he closed the door in Lavi's face, just beating him in the mad rush for the room below Kanda's.

'They all did this deliberately didn't they?' Lavi groaned as he entered the final room on the ground floor.

Soon enough it was time for the first class.

Nervous Slytherins and curious Griffindors filed into the class room to see Rose reading something with a slight frown on her face. Today she had changed out of her exorcist uniform to wear something more to her liking. She wore a black chinese styled top with black leather pants, although she kept her usual exorcist boots. With out looking up she began the class.

'Now before we start this class properly, I would like to tell you this class is to be treated with utter seriousness. Any idiotic behaviour or tom foolery will not be tolerated. Wandless Magicks used incorrectly can result in major disaster and death. Is that understood?' she punctuated the question with a sharp look.

Murmurs of 'yes' and 'understood' was the only reply.

'Very well. This first class is for any questions you may have about wandless magicks, I will not guaranty a satisfactory answer as much of wandless magick is actually unknown. Yes Miss Granger?'

'Where does the energy for wandless magick come from?'

'Yourself, as all magic does.'

'Ourselves?'

'Yes, you may not feel it in casting spells using a wand as the magical core in your wands amplifies the energy that you use to produce a spell. In fact, what you call magic is simply the manipulation of energy which inturn manipulates matter.

'Each person has a certain amount of energy. This energy is the same energy as the energy that you would use to move. Someone with a large energy core would have more strength, power and stamina than of someone with a small energy core. Wandless magick is a way of bringing that energy outside the body and using it. More details on that later. Speaking of strength, power and stamina, for the next class I would like you to wear clothes that you can move around easily in. I need to assess your ability to plan for the year ahead. Yes Mr Malfoy?'

'You said that much of wandless magick is unknown,' Malfoy sneered, attempting to humiliate the teacher as pay back, 'then how can you use it?'

Rose simply raised an eyebrow, 'how do you use your brain?'

Silence greeted the question.

'Exactly, you don't know. There are a myriad of theories out there that can be used to explain this one cannot know for sure. Besides magic has been around for ages, for a long time people just used it, not thinking about how it worked, where it came from etc. many people use it unconsciously, in fact many people with the capability to do magic live their whole life not knowing they can. Miss Brown?'

The class continued much in this fashion while Allen and Lavi sat in at potions.

They wore their uniforms which stood out greatly amongst the hogwarts robes; in fact Allen's hair seemed to glow in the dank light.

'We will be making the Drought of living death, the ingredients are in front of you, and instructions are on the board. Begin.'

The two looked at each other before smirking, getting to work.

Half an hour later they were almost done.

'Allen can you give the potion a stir, two times clockwise, one counter clockwise until it becomes a dark blue' Said Lavi without looking up from cutting his vervain roots.

'You do that, I'll cut those. You're making a complete mess.'

'Fine master cook'

Cutting up the roots into uniform lengths, Allen added them to the now dark blue potion. Silently the two began packing up, precisely two minutes after, Lavi put out the fire while Allen bottled up.

Taking the potion to the front he gently placed on onto Snape's desk who appeared surprised (if you can looked surprised and disdainful at the same time) at the speed they had finished. While returning to the desk he and Lavi had been working at, disaster struck.

Someone's cauldron exploded, a wave of the half made potion swept over Allen knocking him down.

Once the wave subsided, a very surprised was Allen sitting on the floor. Lavi rushed to his side.

'Allen, are you alright?'

'I'm fine, a little surprised' replied Allen as Lavi helped him up.

'You sure? You sound a little funny…' Lavi trailed off as he took in Allen's overall appearance.

'What? Quit staring, it's annoying'

'Umm, Allen, there's a little problem.'

'Huh?' Allen looked down, he felt fine…oh, so that was the problem.

'Go to the hospital wing,' commanded Snape, 'you Broklehurst, show them the way.

Hah, a cliffie. What happened to Allen? Well find out in the next chapter. Sorry about Rose's massive speeches, I need it as a base for some of the future chapters. Well please R&R, hope you enjoyed it! Oh and tell me what pairings you would like, cause I can think of a million possibilities and I think my head is going to explode. Especially having to copy Umbridge's speech from the book, that was a massive pain.