Hi, it's me. Again, of course, who else would it be ; ). You've probably heard/ read this many times but I am really sorry for the late update. I, uh, kinda got distracted by school and anime. Enough of that, now moving on, many thanks to my beloved reviewers, especially to Soulless Ghosty for pointing out some contradictions in my story. Also please poll if you think Allen should stay as a female eternally. And just to clear a few things up:

0x0: While Allen is a general, and innocence wise stronger than Rose, but Rose's magical power is more developed. Kinda like Cross and his necromancy (reviving the dead, animating a corpse etc), he can do it, but not every one else. The rest is a little bit more to do with how Rose came to join the Exorcists, more bout that later.

Now onto the story! Oh yeah, I do not own Harry potter or man. I really wish I did though!

Harry had an ominous feeling as he followed Rose towards the training room door.

The door itself seemed to emit some sort of dark aura. He was starting to regret his decision, doubly so when the door was sliced in half as Rose was about to open it.

'Kanda, you can't just go around destroying everything.' Sighed Rose as she surveyed the damage.

There where numerous gashes along the floor and walls, practice dummies were in pieces, there were even chunks of plaster and cement scattered all over the room. In the middle of the room, Kanda stood, sword in hand, an aura of darkness surrounding him like a shroud.

Harry felt an icy shiver run down his back. Maybe it would've been a better idea not to do this after all.

'Wow, you really out did yourself this time Kanda, although I was expecting a little more devastation…' commented Rose. There was a golden pulse of light and bit's and pieces flew up to return to their rightful places, soon the room looked as good as new.

'Humph' was Kanda's reply as he sheathed his sword before stalking out of the room.

'Antisocial twit,' muttered Rose, 'now where is that bloody rabbit?'

Soon enough there was a very girly scream and a slapping noise before a black and red blur zoomed into the room to slam into the opposing wall.

Sighing again, Rose peeled the mess off the wall then dumped a waterfall of ice over the prone body.

'Yes ma'am, will do ma'am, as you wish ma'am!' Chattered the red head, who was suddenly on his feet saluting an unimpressed Rose.

'Shut up Lavi, now I want you to take Mr Potter here through the basic warm up, you have 10 mins. He's only here for an hour.'

Harry felt relieved that it was the cheerful red head who would be accompanying him, but that little nugget of doubt and fear was still nestled in his chest.

Harry felt like he had run a marathon, wait he was running a marathon.

It turned the basic warm up was running once around the school, 5000 push ups, 10,000 crunches, something along the lines of acrobatics (for flexibility Lavi said), and walking three times around the room on his hands. Lavi had gone ahead, and now that Harry had finally finished his lap of the school, the one eyed boy was nowhere to be seen.

Harry slowly made his way back up to the classroom to find the person he was looking for was reclining in a chair reading some thick tome from the library.

'Oh, your back, that only took you…20 mins…'

'Wait, wasn't the whole warm up supposed to take 10 mins?'

'Yeah, but Rose is being nice to you, we normally get 5'

Harry felt his eyes bug out, the whole warm up in 5 minutes? That was just insane.

'Lavi, is the kid…finally, took you some time, I think we should skip the rest of the warm up, there's no time and you'll be doing some pretty easy stuff anyway.'

Entering the training room again, Harry felt his spirit leave his body.

'What on earth is that?'

Rose stood by a large wooden crate that was shaking uncontrollably. It had postage stamps all over it and a bright red stamp that said, 'danger, do not open unless necessary'

'This? Something the headmaster makes all the time and is absolutely useless; we generally use it to practice. I might add that we take the chance to destroy it so it doesn't wreak havoc everywhere.' (A/N I think it's pretty obvious what it is...)

'Wreak …havoc?'

'Yup, as a general rule, it start out normally then it either drinks coffee which shorts it's system or the moron who made it put in some random wacky system and…it goes berserk.'

Lavi and Lenalee, who had been standing next to the door watching the scene, watched with great interest as the boy's skin, flushed from exertion, turn pale, and then turn green as Rose explained what the group was going to do.

'Y-y-you're insane' Harry stammered.

'And have been for quiet some time,' answered Rose cheerfully, 'now all we have to do is wait for Kanda and Allen then we're all set to go.'

All the people present in the room looked at the professor meaningfully.

The said person sweat dropped, 'oh right, Allen can't come in…'

There was a moment of uncomfortable silence, broken when Kanda entered.

'Why are you just standing there like the morons you are? Let's get started'

Rose snapped out of her daze becoming business like again.

'Ok, as usual we have one of Komui's ridiculous inventions. Standard rules of destruction apply, keep the thing in the room, don't destroy it in one go so the others can have a turn and whoever does the least damage to it gets to clean up, who ever does the most damage to the room gets to clean up. Lavi don't try to fake the damage or hide the damage and Kanda don't aim to kill the rabbit. Harry, you stay with me and stay out of trouble, you can have ago later when the Komurin is almost done.'

Everyone nodded, silently moving to take up their positions.

Once sure everyone was ready, Rose pulled out a big red button and pressed it.

Everyone tensed…as nothing happened.

They all looked at the girl who pressed it a few more times with no result. Pulling out a second remote, identical to the first, she tried again to no avail.

- (Somewhere far, far away) -

A massive explosion rocked the buildings as merpeople swam for their lives.

Several younger ones started in shock at the mushroom shape cloud of dust and debris slowly settled.

'Cool…'

- (Back with the gang) -

Harry watched gob smacked as the transfer students danced around the machine.

In the end Rose had Lavi break the box open. The moment he did, a rather large robot with the roman numerals VII emblazoned on its stomached and a beret leapt out and proceeded to yell out 'Must find captors! Must protect Lenalee! Must destroy captors!'

Lenalee was the first one to make a move, slamming a kick into the machines head, her face bright red.

The battle commenced and now less than 15 minutes later the 'Komurin' as the others called it, was in a state of beyond repair.

'M…must…pro…tect…le…na…lee…'

'Alrighty guys, I think you're done. Harry, show us what you can do.'

Harry looked shocked.

'I-I can't do anything like that!'

Rose sighed, 'I know you can't,' speaking slowly as if speaking to a young child, 'I meant with magic'

'Oh'

Fingering his wand he thought about which spell to use.

Deciding he raised his wand.

'REDUCTO'

The group watched silently as the flash of light hit the robot.

'Humph, nothing happened'

'Don't be so sour Kanda, that robot is specially designed to resist destruction, especially being blown to bits.'

Rose studied the boy who was looking a little unsure of what to do.

'A low level blasting spell, probably a level one' Rose looked thoughtful for a moment, 'can I see your wand?'

Reluctantly, Harry handed his wand to Rose. Harry watched nervously as she turned the piece of wood over in her hands.

'Lavi record this. Holly wood with a magical core, phoenix feather, from the looks of it, length 11 inches, flexible, appears to be a tool to amplify magic.'

Pointing it at the robot, she muttered something. There was no beam of light but suddenly the robot was fixed.

'Awww, Rose we just finished with the thing! Now we have to destroy it all over again?' whined Lavi

All exchange students just looked at him.

'Oh right, we were messing around with it earlier on'

Rose sighed, sometimes she really didn't know WHY Lavi chose to act the way he did. After all, he probably knew more about the world than all the people in the room put together did.

'Harry, take cover. Kanda, deal with it.'

Harry ducked behind her as Kanda drew his sword and with a single blow smashed it into smithereens.

Shielding his face with an arm, Harry watched as pieces of robot flew all over the room. He yelped when one came too close for comfort.

Staring in shock at the ruins, Harry numbly realized that these so called exchange students weren't exactly normal magic folk.

Then something clicked. The girly guy had just destroyed the thing with a single blow. He didn't do the whole multiple slash thing they did earlier on. Just one single blow and tada! It was over.

'Well done guys, everyone wash up, Lavi, you're cleaning the mess' instructed Rose as she turned to leave, 'oh, and Harry, come with me.'

Walking over to her desk, Rose conjured two cups of tea and an extra chair with a wave of her hand.

'Please sit Harry, and have a cup of tea'

Carefully Harry sat. Even though he was use to all sorts of strange situations, this one had to be the strangest yet. Not to mention what had just happened put him on high alert, these 'exchanges' were clearly hiding something.

For a moment the two just looked at each other, studying the others face, trying to read what was going on in the others mind.

Rose broke the silence first. 'Well? What do you think? Still want to continue the training?'

Harry thought about it. On one hand the training was insanely hard and it would take ages for him to get to the level the others were at. But if he did it, wandless magick would benefit him greatly in the war. Then again, the so called exchange students could be out to get him.

'I'll do it'

Rose sighed. 'I guess the benefits outweigh the disadvantages,' she then scowled and turned to face the wall behind her, 'you can come out now, honestly, if you're hiding then stop broadcasting your aura and your thoughts, I'm getting a headache just trying to ignore you.'

There was a moment where nothing happened; suddenly three figures tumbled out of the wall landing on top of one another.

Rose scowled at them, 'you really have nothing better to do don't you? By the way Allen, how did you get in?'

Lavi, Lenalee and Allen all looked up at her sheepishly, well Lenalee and Allen did seeing as Lavi was stuck in the middle of the sandwich and was currently having a nose bleed.

Quickly Allen and Lenalee sprang to their feet, leaving Lavi gibbering on the floor.

'Well Allen? How did you get in?'

Allen raised her chin defiantly, 'You only spelled the door way, not the rest of the classroom, so I could come in via the walls.'

'So you found the loop hole eh? Well that's part of the fun. Any way WHAT are you wearing?'

Immediately all present looked at the whitette who was currently blushing furiously.

She was wearing a dark blue v-necked shirt that 'just happened' (so Allen said) to show a lot of cleavage, with a pale gray vest that had a fluffy white fur lining around the hood. Her dark gray skirt would have been indecently short if it wasn't for the black leggings she was wearing and the outfit was finished off with a pair of brown stiletto calf high boots. Too bad they REALLY emphasized that she had great legs.

'I didn't choose this outfit, Hermione did!'

The group just continued to look at her.

If possible, Allen blushed even harder.

'You look like a whore Moyashi'

Immediately the blush was replaced by anger.

'WHO ARE YOU CALLING A WHORE BAKANDA! AND MY NAME IS ALLEN! NOT MOYASHI!'

And I guess that wraps it up. Well the next chapter is on the way, now stop looking at me like that. I mean it. And also please R&R, flames shall be used to toast marshmallows and torturing certain characters that deserve it. Oh, and give Lavi's innocence a boost. But mainly toasting marshmallows.