Chapter 5: The killing dance
I was ready for the dance, while I was waiting I got the chance to talk to Samus, I haven't talked her in a while, so I am sure she got something new to tell me:
"Hi, Sam" I said, I still have the habit of calling her Sam "Hi Ike, long time no talk, say who is your date?" "The Roy one" I said that on purpose "I got Capt. Falcon, fuck master hand just wanted to piss me off, anyway I am surprised that you are with Roy" "… Did anyone called me" and there it comes, my date, the annoying Roy of Pherae "Hi Roy" said Samus "SAMUS, MY LOVE" answered Roy, HIS LOVE? HIS FREAKING LOVE? SAMUS IS THE ONE HE WANTED TO SEE? I never thought it would Samus, but after hearing they talk, I realized that Roy says My Love to all the girls, fucking prince. Anyway, inside the room where the dance was, me and Roy just stare each other and then we went to different places of the room, and I mean he in the right, me on the left, I wanted to be really away of that pig who thinks girls are toys, if he really cared about girls he wouldn't call My Love to every single girl he sees on the street, literally the room where the dance was its called "The street". However, all I was doing was talking to my friends until Samus and Zelda came and invited us to dance "Hey guys" greeted Zelda, a really formal way to say hi, for a princess "Wanna dance?" asked Samus Why we would say no to that? So everyone was dancing and having fun, even me, the first one freaked out about this, but. However, I went to Roy to ask him something and I found him French kissing *Ew._.* with Peach, I was like "Err Roy…" *kiss* "Roy…" *KISSS* Oh god, I thought, then, with my own two hands I separated their heads, man that's nasty French kissing in the middle of a dance, but Roy didn't take it that good and he slapped me in the face, I fell to the floor, then I looked him and I said "YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD BITCH" We were fighting, of course I was winning because people couldn't stop yelling "WE LIKE IKE, WE LIKE IKE" until they all shut up… because master hand came and asked screaming what was happening "Ike interrupted Roy and they started to fight" explained Kirby "OK THAT'S ENOUGH, IKE, FOR YOUR ATTITUDE I WILL HAVE TO PENALIZADED YOU" "But…" "YOU NOW HAVE LESS THAN 0 POINTS… I QUIT YOU 1000 POINTS AND YOU CAN'T PARTICIPATE IN ANYTHING, TOURNAMENTS, ANYTHING, AND NOW YOU WILL MOVE TO THE ROOM OF PEOPLE WHO THINKS ARE MORE THAN OTHERS, LIKE YOU""WHAT?" "I WANT YOU IN MY OFFICE AT FIRST SLIGHT IN THE FREAKING MORNING, OKAY?" He left with Roy, and now I am really dead…YAY ... How can i say that? NEXT TIME Chapter 6: New room, New life