A scary thought.
" go away naruto!" Kakashi ordered.
" but why, you never let me stay all your doing is reading your..." (giggle) " make out paradise!". He laughed hysterically and Kakashi looked around for help no such luck.
"so sensei what are we going to do today?" naruto quizzed.
"WE are not doing anything, IM going to be reading..."
Hysterical giggle.
"MAKE OUT PARADICE!" naruto screamed.
Kakashi grabbed hold of naruto and shook him,
"get a hold of yourself woman!"
"woman am I?" He giggled. Poof!
"arrrrrrrgggggghhhhh!" Kakashi whimpered ,
" p-please can we do something mr sensei sir?" Female naruto asked.
" u-u-u-rm yeyenyanya NO WAY the new itcha itcha OLLMYGOD!
" NO OLMYGOD REALLY!" POOF!
"arrggh! All I wanna do is something relatively interesting unlike some of your lessons!"
Kakashi, TWITCH!
" UNLIKE MY LESSONS!"
"yeh!"
" well at least Sakura ans sasuke can DO my lessons!"
"YOU DIDDNT!"
Kakashi clicked his tongue,
"oh I went there!"
YOINK! Kakashi looked for his itcha itcha, Its...
"GONE!"
"OH you went there did you, well watch me cross the line!"
RRRRIIIPPPP! Kakashi started to hyperventilate,
" ollmygod, MY ITCHA baby oh baby, you poor thing!"
Naruto stood trying NOT to piss his pants!
Kakashi looked up, his headband not over his eye!
"HOLY SHHHHIIIII..."
SMACCCKKKKKK!
" Uzamaki Naruto, You have a visitor" The hospital, God damn it!
" hey naruto sorry im late but I had to buy a new itcha itcha as YOU ripped it up!"
Hysterically Naruto literally Pooped himself.
" okay well il see you tomorrow then" Evil smile.
"HOLY ollmygod"
"Uzamaki calm yourself please. Are you scared!"
"no ive just had scary thought, he was so fit when he was angry"
The nurse fainted.
an/ my friend wrote this and she asked me to post it for a bit of fun...so I did. no flames please after all nobody likes that, but anything constructive is welcome