BEGIN THIRD DAY'S TAPE:

Ok, bad news.

Sophie broke the agreement. She called him "dusty" on the favorite character thread. on CFF. Oh no. Dustfinger is walking towards me, and believe me, he does not look happy. Emphasize the NOT.

Dusty(fuming): How come-

Me (cutting him off, in a bored tone): Yes, yes, I know why you're angry. Someone called you Dusty on the "Favorite Author" thread.

Dusty(sarcastically): Wow, you read my mind!

Me(sarcastically): Trust me, it wasn't that hard.

Dusty( angry): WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE THEM LISTEN!

Me (angry): Hey, you can't blame me for this! I can't control everyone's actions!

Dusty(really angry, sparks are raining down ): WELL I HAVE HALF A MIND TO GIVE YOU A TASTE OF FIRE AS WELL AS THAT SOPHIE PERSON!

Me (scared, but showing anger and exasperation instead.): Oh, so you wanna play it that way, do you? Now you're acting just like Basta, threatening kids! How many times do I have to tell you! No one on this thread hates you! That's why it's a Dustfinger FAN Club!
People aren't fans of people they hate, for crying out loud!

Dusty(angry): Stop yelling at me like that! I'm older than you! AND NEVER COMPARE ME TO BASTA AGAIN!

Me(frustrated): I'm not trying to yell at you! It's just that this is getting a bit frustrating now! I mean, so what if one person calls you 'Dusty' somewhere else? She and everyone else will learn their lesson. I promise no one will call you Dusty on other threads again.

Dusty(grudingly): Oh, okay. But if it happens again…...

Me(with conviction): It won't happen again.

Me (muttering): I hope. . , I don't like arguing with my absolute favorite character.

Dusty: What did you say?

Me(out loud): I said "I don't like arguing with my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE CHARACTER."

Dusty (slightly emabarrased): Oh, well I-I don't really like arguing with you ,either.

Me (kind of pleading and frustrated): Can we pleeeze NOT argue about this again. It gets kind of annoying after a while. I mean, I understand how you feel sensitive about your name, but can we just drop it.

Dusty(sincerely): How is it annoying?

Me (sincerely): Because I have to argue with my most favoritest chacter every day about something so trivial, just so my other friends don't get BURNED.

Dusty (face softens): So after all of this you STILL think I'm the best character?

Me (shouting, but with joy): OF COURSE! I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER THINK ANY OTHER CHARACTER IN THE INKWORLD IS BETTER!

Dusty: Okay, we can stop arguing about this "Dusty" thing now.

Me (looks up at the sky): THANK GOD! I THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER END!

Dusty: And I promise I'll never try to burn your friends on CFF or . That is, unless they make fun of me.

Me( runs up to him and hugs him): THANK YOU SO MUCH! THANK YOU, THANK YOU THANK YOU! I don't think you'll ever know how hard it is to argue with the one character you like the most!

Dusty (startled): Uh…..okay…...well…...you're very welcome!

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Yes, I am also aware that favoritest isn't a word. It just helps me emphasize more.

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