AN: Okay, so by now you guys should have guessed that Bailey is going to be in OZ and this will become a SL Wizard of Oz story. (For those of you who HAVEN'T gotten it yet, well...sorry for the spoiler..hehe)

This chapter will begin Bailey's journey through OZ. Please note there will be differences and a virtual cookie to whoever guess which SLOD character will play which Wizard of Oz Character (PS..there will be some SLOZAC characters used as well) so ENJOY!

Disclaimer: Lastly...again we don't own anything. If we did, once again the break up wouldn't have happened and secondly, if it did happen, they wouldn't be this stubborn.

Pickett House

After what seemed like hours later, Bailey awoke from the feeling of Porkers' wet snot touching her face, oinking at her as he tried to wake her up. Bailey stretched out her arms and looked at Porkers with a confused look on her face.

"What happened to the tornado? I don't feel anything."

Porkers just nodded towards the window, where Bailey could see that the house was currently in the tornado. The fierce winds were swirling all around the house, making it impossible for it to leave the inner vortex. However, the strangest thing to Bailey was the fact that the house was completely intact, with absolutely no damage to the structure whatsoever. As she continued to watch out the window, she saw what looked like Cody and Zack waving hi to her before disappearing. After that she saw Woody on a piano, playing a funny tune before looking up and smiling at her and then returning to playing the piano. Lastly and the weirdest image of all, she saw London, Miss Tutweiller, and Maya all in witches costumes, but with Maya dressing differently from the other two witches. Before the house was being lowered to the ground by the winds, Bailey saw the London witch kicking the Miss Tut witch off her broomstick and she began to descend onto the ground, with the farmhouse right above her. As the house came to a thundering stop, one can hear the screams of the witch being crushed by the old farmhouse. As Bailey quickly ran outside, she saw the witch's feet sticking out and apparently, she wasn't dead either. From underneath the house, Bailey could hear the whining that she was used every day during class.

"Of all the bit parts I get to play in this stupid story, why do I get one where I'm killed? Even Rachel and Zoey got better parts than me! I ought to kill these two stupid fan fic writers!"

Before Bailey could hear anymore, a silence spell was quickly put on the witch by what looked like Maya in a white dress and crown. In her hand was a star wand as she waved it, making the witch paralyzed, which seemed very strange to Bailey.

"Now now Erin, we don't need any more fourth wall breaking here," the Maya looking witch said before turning towards Bailey, "Oh a visitor from the other realm. Welcome, my name is Glinda, the good witch of the North. The whining, not dead yet, witch underneath your house is Emma, the wicked witch of the East."

"Hi," Bailey greeted cautiously, "I'm Bailey from Kettlecorn, Kansas. May I ask where the feathers I am?"

"You're in the land of Oz Bailey," Glinda replied.

"Oz? Yeah right, next thing you're going to tell me is that Emma had ruby red slippers on for me to wear."

"Well, ruby red boots, but same difference," Glinda said as she waved her wand and suddenly, ruby red boots appeared onto Bailey's feet.

"Okay…that was just a little too weird. Am I going to meet the munchkins next?" Bailey asked.

"HEY! I'm pretty tall to be called a munchkin!" someone shouted.

Bailey looked up to see what looked like Addison dressed in a suit with a top hat, leading a group of people half her size out to meet Bailey. In her mind, Bailey knew exactly what was going to happen next.

"Let me guess," Bailey began, "You're the mayor of the munchkins and you're going to be singing the Lollipop Guild song?"

"The name is Alli and I am the mayor of this town. Thank you so much for killing Emma and how did you know our song? Nevermind, come on gang, let's begin singing!" Alli said quickly without even taking a breath, making it all sound like a buzz to Bailey. That buzz became louder as Alli began singing the Lollipop Guild song with a lot of fervor. Now, no one would ever say the mayor wasn't passionate, but the problem for her was that her eagerness tended to make the song impossible to follow. Before the buzz could turn Bailey's small headache into a full blow migraine, Glinda stopped passionate mayor.

"Now Alli, remember what we talked about in terms of your passionate nature," Glinda chided gently before turning towards Bailey, "I apologize. Alli has just a very bright personality."

"It's ok," Bailey answered, "I have a friend back home that is just the same. Speaking of which, I don't suppose you can magically transport me back home right?"

"Sadly I don't have the power to do so, but the wizard can!"

"So I take it that I have to go on the Yellow Brick Road?" Bailey asked in defeat.

"Are you sure you haven't been here before?" Alli asked.

"I'm pretty sure."

"In any case," Glinda interjected, "Yes Bailey, you do have to go on the Yellow Brick Road. Follow it to the end and you'll hit Emerald City, where the Wizard lives."

"I wonder which one of the guys he will be," Bailey muttered to Porkers, who gave an unsure oink.

Before Glinda could tell Bailey anything else, they were met with an evil laugh as the London witch swooped down towards Munchkin land and was not happy to see the boots on Bailey's feet.

"How dare you? You first killed my ugly step sister…" the witch began before getting interrupted by Emma.

"HEY! I'M NOT UGLY!" shouted Emma from underneath the house.

"Oh be quiet! You're supposed to be dead!" the witch shouted before putting Emma under an even more powerful paralyze spell.

"Now that's how to shut someone up!" said the witch before turning her attention back towards Bailey, "Now my not so pretty, I'll be taking those boots from you and gain control of my step sister's powers!"

Glinda got in front of the witch, "Now Brenda, you know your powers don't work here in Munchkin land, so unless Bailey decides to give you the shoes, which I strongly suggest she doesn't; you can't take it from her."

"FINE, but I get first dibs on her if she crosses into my territory."

"Deal," said Glinda as Brenda flies away.

"I'll get you my not so pretty and your other white meat too!"

As Brenda flew away, Bailey looks at Glinda and wonders, "Who was that?"

"That would be Brenda, the wicked witch of the west. Don't worry; you'll be safe as long as you follow the Yellow Brick Road. Now then, just follow this road to…" Glinda began, pointing at a road that already had four individuals on it, holding hands and singing a gospel type song.

"Come on, let's ease on down, ease on down the road…Come on, let's ease on down, ease on down the road. Well there may be times when you think you lost your mind…And the steps you take leave you three or four steps behind…"

Glinda quickly hides the background and turn Bailey's attention towards another road that was similar to the other one, but this time with nobody on it.

"Oops, wrong story…" Glinda said while forcing a chuckle, "In any case, take this road all the way down, and past the forest and you shall meet the wizard at the very end."

"Alright," Bailey relented as she began on the road, "If this is how I'm going to get home, I might as well do it. Come on Porkers; let's go this show on the road."

Porkers oinked and began following Bailey as they started their journey down the Yellow Brick Road.

"Good thing she didn't ask about the wicked witch of the west's domain huh Glinda?" Alli asked when Bailey was out of earshot.

"Oh shut up! I just hope you didn't jinx her."