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I do not own King Kong

I do own the plot idea so be kind and keep your hands off whats not yours (I hate sharing ;p)

Land Ho!

Naruko tapped the table with her fingers. It had been a week since she had got on this ship and she now knew the people around her. Well… she knew the basic things. Like why they were there in the first place.

Flashback:

Naruko stared at Sai who was concentrating on drawing in a sketch board.

"Sai?"

"Hm?"

"Why are you here? I mean, this place doesn't suit you. You're like a famous artist, right?" Sai put down his paintbrush and smiled at Naruko.

I was hoping that this would help me get some inspiration for a new painting."

--

Naruko stared at the pink haired beauty. Her emerald eyes sparkled and her hair, though unusual, was attractive. I've seen her before… Naruko said to herself.

"Psssst! Sai!" Naruko whispered to the boy next to her. "Who's that girl? And why isn't she the actress instead of me. She's really pretty."

Sai looked up from his sketch, "Oh, that's Haruno Sakura-chan."

"What!" Naruko cried. "The famous actress?!" She immediately quieted down after Sakura gave her a look. "What's she doing here though?" the blonde whispered back to Sai.

"I heard that her father was the one who was forcing her to become an actress. Recently, she took up her life goal, to be a doctor, and moved out of her father's house. She also cut her hair so the paparazzi won't notice her." Sai went back to his sketch and continued, "She's only started as a doctor so she doesn't ask for much pay. And it would have been way too expensive to get her to be the actress. She's the doctor here."

"Wow…" Naruko sighed. She felt so inferior.

--

"So, Hinata," Naruko said to Hinata as they walked through the hallways tight hallways of the ship, Neji following close behind. "Why are you here?"

"U-Ummm… well…"Hinata stuttered. "My f-father w-wishes that I-I become more, um… Masculine. Sending me away on an, umm… insignificant ship is his way of teaching me to, um… be more assertive." Naruko felt sorry for the girl. Naruko's father was kind to her and loved her for who she was. The fathers she'd been hearing about sounded more than a little unpleasant.

"Your father sounds like a jerk."

"N-NO! h-he's… ummm…" Hinata started.

"He's only a jerk 99.9 percent of the time." Neji finished, joining the conversation.

"Oh, and why are you here, Neji?" Naruko smiled.

Neji's aura became killer, "To protect Hinata-sama from untamed, lowly, bottom-of-the-social-class, beast-like men."

Naruko smirked. Over-protective cousin alert. Hinata blushed.

"And…" Neji continued. "To follow a certain someone." His cheeks turned pink.

Naruko smiled.

--

"Hey Gaara!" Naruko yelled as she slammed the red-headed boy's back with her hand. Temari and Kankuro gasped.

"…" Gaara responded. Kankuro and Temari gasped even louder.

"He didn't kill her," Kankuro whispered in Temari's ear.

"So, what brings you to this run-down ship?"

"…"

"Well… I'll be-"

"Training."

"What?"

Gaara's lips curled to what could have been said to be a smile if you had used a microscope. "Traveling…training…get back…kill father…" Gaara let out what could have been a chuckle. Naruko froze.

Did he just…? No. I'm not even going there. "And you two?" Naruko turned to Temari and Kankuro, trying to change the subject.

"Bodyguards." They both answered simultaneously.

"So, you're protecting Gaara?" Naruko asked, smiling at their apparent sibling love.

They both shook their heads. "We're protecting everyone from Gaara," Temari explained." Naruko froze. Gaara smirked.

End Flashback

Everyone else had come for the obvious reasons. Money, travel, etc. She had asked Orochimaru about his reason for making a movie but all she got was a mumbled answer. From what she heard, Orochimaru was basically fired from the Akatsuki(a prestigious movie directing company) a was now trying to show them up at something.

Through the days, she noticed that everyone but her was getting paid for their services.

"Lousy cheapskate," Naruko mumbled to herself. "Just picks me up off the streets and makes me do whatever he wants…"

"Hey, ironing board." Sai greeted as he came and sat next to Naruko at the table.

"Geez!" Naruko yelled. "Will ya' stop callin' me that? You're the only one I've ever known that keeps talking about my chest!"

Sai smiled. "Hmmm… Naruko, you want me to be a liar?"

Naruko was ready to fling herself on Sai but a certain pink-head stopped her.

"Guys, don't fight," Sakura commanded as she entered the room. "And Sai, I don't think Naruko's flat at all. I think her chest's perfect."

Sai smiled, "Hmmm… that's a lot coming from an ugly, pink-headed, unattractive flower-bud."

"NANI!!" Sakura was about to punch Sai when they heard Shikamaru yelling.

"LA-" He started. "Too troublesome to yell." They (Barely) heard Shikamaru mumble after that.

"HE MEANS LAND OH!" Chouji translated.

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Alright, you'll be happy to know that this is last short chapter. since the 'getting there' part is over, the next chapters will be much longer. Thanks for reading! Despite what I said earlier, I love y'all!