Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or King kong. However, I do own the idea for this fic.

First of all, a reply to a reviewer:

Chocolate Bunny:

I can't make the chapters longer cuz of school and the fact that my puppy is teething right now(Gotta make sure he doesn't bite something he's not supposed to). As for your idea, I'm not really sure if I'll be able to work that into the story. I've already got the story thought out. Sorry.

As for the rest of you, enjoy:

-- : Scene change

Kyuubi, the lost

Naruko raced up the jagged, stone infested hill. She paused a bit to let the others catch up, then bounded ahead.

Sakura sighed. "Where does she get all that energy?" she asked with a shake of her head.

"It's easy for her," Sai commented. "She doesn't have any busts to carry around." A rock the size of a hen was thrown at Sai.

He easily dodged by moving to the side as Naruko yelled, "I heard that, you pervert!"

"Oh, but isn't it the truth?"

"Why you… Do you have a death wish?" Naruko asked flailing her arms. The two kept going back and forth as they walked leaving them completely oblivious to their surroundings which was becoming less dense with trees. Only when they had gotten to a clearing did the two stop bickering to get a peek at the land in front of them. Immediately, they wished they hadn't.

Next to her, Naruko could feel Sakura stiffen. No wonder, Naruko thought to herself. The land in front of them was blooming with bones. White, hard bones stuck out from the floor in an uneven pattern. And the funny part was… they were human bones. Naruko gulped.

Ssssk sssk sssk

Naruko turned her attention to a scraping sound coming from her left. She glanced at Orochimaru who beckoned her to follow him to locate the source to the scratching.

The group of five peaked out of a pile bones to see a white haired (extremely HOT) man. Two magenta circle adorned his forehead and his eyes gave out an emotionless stare. The man was busying himself with sticking bones on the ground, thus creating a scraping noise.

Naruko glanced at her group to see that all but Sakura were staring at the man intently. Sakura's face was a deep red. She tried desperately to cover her nose that was leaking blood. Naruko rolled her eyes.

"KIMIMARU!" A female voice snapped Naruko's attention back to the man. A dark pink haired girl was stomping her way toward him.

"What the hell did I tell you about sticking bones in the ground?" The girls screamed.

Kimimaru simpley looked at her before going back to his senseless chore.

"Kimimaru! It's CREEPY! Cut it out!" Tayuya flung a self made flute at Kimimaru's head which he hit with one of his bones.

Suddenly, Tayuya squirmed and looked down at her foot that was now covered in spiders. Her face grew red, "KIDOMARU!"

A brown skinned man walked up to the two. Spiders crawled all over him, some coming and going out of holes on his flesh. Naruko resisted the urge to barf as did Sakura.

Tayuya retrieved her flute from the floor and pointed it at Kidomaru. "Keep you infernal insects where they belong!"

"Ha, you know, they're not bugs? They're actually arachnids…," Kidomaru laughed in an uneasy way.

Tayuya, by this time, was trembling, "Haha, very funny."

A man with two heads joined the fray, making Sakura lean back and barf all over the floor. Naruko held her stomach, knowing that she couldn't take any more of this.

Sakon walked calmly to Tayuya and gently massaged her neck. The red drained away from the girl's face to be replaced by a relaxed , happy, sorta goofy smile.

"Right there…" Tayuya mumbled. Kidmaru and Kimimaru sighed in relief.

"You've been so tense lately…" Sakon sighed into her ear.

Tayuya snorted, "We have to make a sacrifice, remember? And we ran out of hostages."

Kidomaru snorted, "You're worried about that? Just give him one of those maggots. You know, the ones that have been spying at us?"

Naruko as well as her group froze. The only thing that could be heard in the clearing was Sakura who slowly mumbled, "Oh shit…"

Tayuya was ready to strangle Kidomaru. Why didn't he ever tell them stuff like this? "Get them!" Tayuya shouted.

"Ahem." Kimimaru coughed into his bone.

Tayuya sighed, "Alright, Kimimaru-sama what do you wish to do?"

Kimimaru gracefully pulled up his bone and pointed to the intruders (who were trying to use this time to scram). "Get them."

At the sound of those words, Kidomaru's body bursted with spiders. The big ones quickly sped toward Naruko, Orochimaru, Kabuto, Sakura, and Sai. Instantly, Sai swung out a dagger and began to slash at the ones that were heading for Naruko. Kabuto skillfully protected Sakura from the dancing spiders with a few darts he had hidden in his jacket.

Naruko rolled his eyes at the apparent 'chivalry.' The blonde ran for the safety of the woods. But before she could reach it, Sakon jumped in her way.

"Going somewhere?" The two faces asked. Naruko gritted her teeth.

"Outta the way!" Naruko shouted at Sakon who just smirked.

"Hmm…You're pretty cute." Sakon commented as his second faced licked its lips.

"Why you-" Naruko gritted out. Sai was about to come to her rescue but stopped when he saw her jump almost five feet into the air and use her feet to knock both the Sakon heads together. Sai stared at her in awe. Naruko, seeing his stunned look, gave him a thumbs up and yelled, "I learned that while being chased by the police for robbery."

Naruko looked back at Sakura who had just pressed one of Tayuya's pressure points causing her to faint. Naruko then turned to Orochimaru who had just finish blowing Kimimaru back with his freakish tongue.

"Back to the ship!" Orochimaru shouted. The group ran as Kimimaru regained his footing and clenched his teeth in frustration.

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Naruko jumped head first into her bed. That was one experience that she would gladly forget. Naruko sighed to herself. The door knocked, breaking the silence and sending a jolt through the blonde's body.

"Umm, come in." Naruko said, a little dazed. The door opened and Sai walked casually into the room and sat next to Naruko on her bed. He delicately moved Naruko's blonde bangs out of her face.

"You okay? Sai asked, his eyes aimed at hers.

"Yeah…" Naruko mumbled. "Just really tired." Sai pulled out a band aid and gently placed it on the girl's cheek covering a still-bleeding cut. Naruko smiled at him.

"Do you always carry band-aids around?" the girl laughed at her own joke.

Sai pondered slightly to himself, "The book said to…" Naruko laughed again, causing Sai to smile. "Anyway, Naruko, will you be okay? I mean you're not scared, are you? I'll understand if you are-"

"You kidding? Those guys were jokes compared to the shop owners in New York!" Naruko insisted, a little too seriously. Sai sweat dropped. "And, if I'm scared, Kyuubi will help me." The blonde reached her backpack which lay beaten up on the floor. Her small hand dug fervently through the mess in the back bag. Then stopped suddenly.

"Kyuubi?" Her voiced quivered out.

Sai looked worriedly at her, "Perhaps you didn't pack Kyuubi at all?"

Naruko slowly shook her head and answered, "He's back on the island," there was a long pause with the only sounds being the waves from the ocean. And then… "OH MY GOD! He's back on the island!"

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If you were a crew member on this ship, You probably would have been hearing the terrible truth of the island you were on by a friend, rumor travels fast. But even more interesting would be the sight of a certain blonde running with all her might through the hallway and an exhausted Sai running after her.

"Ironing board! Stop!" Sai yelled as he lunged for and missed Naruko.

"I have to get Kyuubi back!" Naruko yelled back at the man chasing her."I can't leave him there!"

as she reached the door, Naruko flew onto the handle and pulled but something stopped the door from swinging open. Naruko looked up to meet yellow snake eyes.

"And where do you think your going?" A voice slowly hissed out. Sai cought up, huffing, to find Orochimaru.

Naruko put on a pleading look, "I left something on the island. I NEED to go get it! It's…it's… a memento of my mother."

Orochimaru sighed, "Naruko…"

"I need it!" Naruko looked with passion into Orochimaru's eyes. Orochimaru sighed and rubbed his temples.

"Fine, it's your funeral."

Naruko brightened, "Thanks!" She reached, yet again, for the door but Sai grabbed her wrist. "You're not going out there." Sai said sternly.

Naruko hesitated; she'd never seen Sai so riled up. However, her awe was soon replaced by anger. "You know how important Kyuubi is to me. I have to get him." Sai just stared at her with a blank expression. Naruko's cheeks reddened with anger, "Just let me go!" She cried as she struggled in his grip. However, that's all she got to do until Sai calmly hit the back of her head, sending her into a blissful unconsciousness.

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A wolf howled sending echoes and fear through the forest. The wolf, at least thirty feet high, jumped through the forest, gallantly showing off his perfectly midnight hair, black with a tint of blue.

Sasuke looked up at the sky. Something was different with the environment today. It was like someone was trying to tell him. Tell him that something important was to happen. However, the wolf just shrugged it off. He was going to get his monthly sacrifice. Not that he ate humans, He just liked to see them writher in pain and scream for mercy. It was… amusing.

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Naruko silently climbed out of the window in her room. Since the ship was still parked on the island, she fell into shallow water. Naruko got up in her drenched outfit and trudged to the land. She silently walked into the trees and looked back at the ship.

"Sai…" Naruko whispered to herself. Sai would be so worried if he found out about what she was doing. He was so against it. Naruko quickly shook the thought away. "I'll be back before anyone knows." Naruko hummed to herself. Besides, how hard could it be to find a bright red stuffed animal, right? RIGHT?!

Thanks for all the reviews! This fic is the best I've written… Please review! Oh yeah, BTW the natives of the island are residents of Otogakure. (with the exception of orochimaru and Kabuto). Also the humor might disappear for a little while so that the story progresses neatly (and without looking like and tempting me to make this a crack fic).

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Spoilers for LOVELESS ahead!

Did anyone read all of the Loveless manga? I was like O.o when Seimei and Ritsuka finally met. But then it was all for nothing cause Seimei left. But still, I had goosebumps the whole time! And then when Soubi obeyed Seimei, I was so mad at the whole fighter and Sacrifice thing. Soubi and Ritsuka are made for each other! Does anyone know when the next chapter will be released?