Disclaimer: i do not own Naruto or King Kori

Scare me. Go on, try it.

Naruko stared around herself. Everything was black. Pitch black. However, the blackness was moving. Naruko turned around to have her feet crunch on the blackness. Wait. Can a color crunch?

It was then that Naruko realized that the blackness was created by an enormous amount of spiders. The things crawled this way and that, shaking their hairy legs and weaving their intricate webs.

Without warning, the spiders started to climb on her. They engulfed her legs, her hands, her shoulders. They were dangling on the strands of her hair when she said…

"Is that the best you can do?" All at once, the spiders disappeared and Naruko was back in "her" room. Sasuke stood in front of her with a disapproving frown.

"I thought you were afraid of spiders…" Sasuke dully said.

Naruko yawned. "Are you done trying to torture me for now?" the blonde asked as she stretched. Sasuke pursed his mouth in distaste. What was with this girl?

--

Shikamaru flung a strawberry tart at Tayuya, causing her to scream and fling herself on him.

"Troublesome. Woman shouldn't be fighting." Shikamaru mumbled as he tried to hold Tayuya to the floor.

Tayuya pushed up, rolling over, and pinned Shikamaru to the floor.

"Guys shouldn't be hitting girls," She smirked.

Shikamaru pushed Tayuya off so the two were staring at each other. "What? Tayuya asked as she placed her hands on her hips. "My beauty too much for you?"

Shikamaru rolled his eyes, "You're hardly appealing. Especially the pink hair…" An angry 'hey!' could be heard from Sakura.

Hinata tried to throw pumpkin pies at Kidomaru but was stopped by Neji, "Hinata-sama, even if these commoners engage in such activities, You don't need to!" He stated.

Hinata shyly blushed and whispered, "But I want to…" However, Neji didn't hear so began ushering Hinata out of harms way. Neji glanced at Ten-Ten, who was beating Kidomaru up with a chair, and smiled.

Sakura was helping every one with their Boo-boos. She went to Sakun with a hand full of bandages, "You're hurt!" Sakura pointed out. There was a slight scratch on Sakun's cheek that was bleeding. "Let me take care of that for you." Sakura said as she opened a band aid.

"Haruno! You traitor!" Ino yelled pointing an accusing finger at the pink haired teen.

"SHUT UP! Doctors help anyone in need of medical help!" Sakura yelled. "IT'S PART OF THE DOCTORS' UNWRTTEN CODE OF HONOR, FOR PETE"S SAKE!!"

Lee came up to the girls with flames in his eyes. "Yosh! Sakura-san! I love your youthful attitude!" Lee got beat up by Sakura for not calling her by her last name.

Temari was desperately trying to get Gaara out of the room. Not for his sake but for everyone else's sake.

Gaara's blood was pumping from watching all the fighting that was going on. "Kill… MUST KILL!!"

"Gaara! Get a hold of yourself!" Temari yelled at Gaara. A splash of blood got sprayed onto Temari when her brother had (without her knowing) tore one of Kidomaru's four(now three) hands off.

"OH #&()+-!?,!!" Kidomaru screamed as he fell to the floor. Kidomaru laid thrashing on the floor like a drying worm. Temari took Gaara and slowly, VERY slowly moved away.

"Gaara, What did you do?!" Temari shouted at Gaara. Gaara looked at the brownish hand in his hand and giggled. Temari was mentally scarred for the rest of her life.

--

Naruko opened her eyes to a stinging darkness. Another one of Sasuke's tricks… Naruko thought. And I was having such a good nap.

Naruko looked around herself. A familiar cry rang through the air in echoes. A girl's crying, Naruko told herself, trying to locate the source of the sound.

Finally locating the area of the crying, Naruko ran toward it. She couldn't just leave after hearing such a miserable cry. Naruko ran for what seemed like hours until she reached a light blue door.

The cry was obviously from the other side of the door so she opened it. Naruko gasped.

A little blonde girl was crying next to a bed. A woman with rich red hair was laying on the bed. She looked like she was sleeping but not. I know, Naruko thought miserably. She looks like she's dead.

Naruko blankly watched herself from a few months ago, bawl her eyes out at the death bed of Kushina Uzumaki Namikaze.

"Are you done?" Naruko calmly talked into the air. Her world was brought back to the room Sasuke had given her. Sasuke stood there, a small frown placed on his delicate lips. Sasuke sighed

"I was sure that would get you."

--

In the end, of the outrageous battle, the gang stood in a line in front of the Oto five. All of them were heavily panting.

"Nice -huff- job." Sai puffed to Sakun.

"You –huff- too."

There was an intense staring contest until Orochimaru pointed behind the sound five.

"OMG!! Look at that!" Orochimaru screamed. The sound five turned around and in that time, the gang left.

--

Naruko was currently sitting on the bed with Sasuke. Sasuke, the great wolf demon, was laying down with his head on Naruko's lap.

"Geez, you really wore yourself out trying to torture me." Naruko scolded as she placed a wet cloth on Sasuke's head. "Who gets a fever from something like that?"

Sasuke's face was turned away from Naruko's. "Usually I don't have to think this hard so…" Naruko sighed.

"You get fevers from thinking hard?" Naruko patted Sasuke's throbbing head.

Sasuke growled. "I don't get it. I looked into your mind and you were afraid of spiders. And replaying your past should've at least made you cry. Why aren't you affected by it?"

Naruko smiled blankly. "Maybe it's not that I'm not affected, but that I've learned not to show my emotions."

There was a silence

"Anyway, the fever's small so some sleep will cure it, K?"

Sasuke nodded. He curled up and buried his head into Naruko's stomach. "Has anyone ever told you that you're flatter then a wall?" Naruko got annoyed. First ironing board and now wall?

She heard a small snore and looked down. Sasuke was asleep.

"Not on my legs, you Teme!"

--

Orochimaru, Kabuta, Sai, and the gang were having a group meeting.

"From now on, we are the Konoha gang."Sai stated.

"Why?" Ten-Ten asked a little annoyed.

Sai sighed, "Cause the author is tired of writing Orochimaru, Kabuto, Sai and the gang."

"The Author's not even in the story!" Ten-Ten shouted as she stood up. The girls all nodded. "This story has nothing to do with the Author!" the girls cheered.

Shikamaru rolled his eyes, "Woman. Too troublesome…"

"The author writes the story." Shino stated. Everyone ignored him.

"Ladies, ladies…" Kabuto started.

Ino glared at him, "Put a cork in it, four-eyes!"

Sakura pointer at Orochimaru and Kabuto, "They're not even in Konoha! What is this author thinking!?"

Offended, Orochimaru countered, "How about them?" He pointed at Temari and Gaara.

Gaara smirked, "Fans like us, so we get to do anything we want"

Hinata stood up. "I-I suggest that we kill Orochimaru-san and Kabuto-kun to sort things out." Hinata smiled an angel's smile. The girls cheered. The guys were mentally scarred.

"KILL!!" the girls screamed as they sharpened there pitchforks.

Orochimaru backed away. "Wait." The girls were coming. "Wait!" The girls were gaining on him. "WAIT!!" The girls smiled. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

(Eventually the whole thing worked out. So now they're the Konoha gang ;p)

OMG!! I'm sooooo sorry I didn't update for a long time. With not being able to get on my computer and tryouts for next year, I had no time. SORRY!!

Oh yeah, should I add Haku and Zabuza in this story?