Jc: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JJ: Are you drunk again?
Jc: Maybe….
JJ: There's a shock… okay list-(Jc who is drunk begins to bug JJ so now JJ is about to kill her…so continue with the story!)
DISCLAIMER: I wish every night I owned this game…wow the stars don't like me since none of my wishes have come true…
(Also thank you SkaleFlapper15 once again who gave me this idea so thank you, you rock!)
Keira took a while to think of what she should choose…Truth or Dare? She couldn't help it so she chose dare.
"I dare you to dress a hip hog in Beauty Pageant tutu with its own little tiara." Daxter said with a smirk.
Keira just blinked. Finally after a small silence she spoke.
"Um okay but where am I going to get a hip hog and a tutu?"Keira asked.
Daxter didn't answer instead he went to the back room and came out with a small but large tutu and a small tiara.
"That answers the second part of her question…"Jak said.
"That's cause to get the hip hog we have to go to Haven's Jungle."Daxter said matter-of-factly.
"But some metalheads are still 'round?"Brutter said a little worried.
"I doubt they'll hurt us. Besides you have me and Sig."Jak said confidently.
"What about us!?"Torn said pointing at himself and Jinx.
"I can't trust men who were a dress."Jak said with a chuckle.
Torn nor Jinx had a comeback since they didn't have any dirt on Jak.
The gang got on Ashlein's zoomer and left the bar to the jungle. Like Brutter feared they were attacked by the remaining metalheads but they quickly died since the men and woman took care of them. The metalheads went down fast so I won't bother explaining what the gang had done.
The gang finally reached a spot where in the middle was 3 hip hogs and a whole lot of mud.
Keira hesitantly walked over to the smallest one with the tutu and tiara in hand. All she did was place the tiara on its head barely and the hog squeaked in a very high pitch causing everyone to cover their ears. The hog quickly began to just run in circles and random directions and soon the other hogs followed. They managed to cover Keira in mud top to bottom unlike the gang who kept a safe distance. Keira tried to grab one of the hogs to put on the tutu since Daxter was yelling at her to complete the dare. Instead the hog literally dragged Keira around so now Keira's front was completely covered in mud. She could hear Daxter laughter and she got on her knees scooped a lot of mud and Splat! The mud had reached its target right on the face. Daxter sputtered out the mud since some went in his mouth. He then went to the mud and scooped up some mud but dropped it since Keira threw another ball of mud. Soon after Brutter decided to join the mud war and then the entire gang was covered in mud. After the gang was done Daxter got on the grass and declared;
"Because Keira couldn't complete the dare I will have to post and hang pictures of her stating that she couldn't complete a dare because she was too weak fragile and girl-"Daxter didn't finish his sentence because Keira had thrown a rock cover in mud at him square in his face causing him to be unconscious. The gang decided to just relax for awhile until Daxter gain some conscious back.
Jc (whose now a ghost and drunk more)veese*hiccup* vevie*hiccup* duck! TRANSLATION: PLEASE REVIEW…DUCK!!!