Title: When Castiel met Misha Collins
Summary: Title says all. He teleports to an unfamiliar city and encounters a very familiar face, they have quaint little adventures.
Disclaimer: The Krip owns. Thanks, Eric, I think I'll go cry now. *Attempts to steal Castiel*
*begs for apology* I'm sorry I haven't update in such a looonnnggg time! urgh. No moar excuses. I shall update every week! PROMISE! :D
Enjoy this one!
"So, Cas, you haven't explained why you're here. this whole twin thing is freaking me out already." Said Misha, giving the angel some coke.
Castiel happily drank it and said, "I don't actually know. Before I transported here, I remember being in a garden next to an angel statu---"
Castiel's eyes widened.
"Oh--for the love of..."
"What? What is it?" asked Misha, starting to panic a bit.
The angel sighed, "Raphael did this"
Castiel barged out of the trailer, looked at the sky and screamed.
"Raphael! This is not funny you insolent bird-brained moron!" Shouted Castiel to the heavens, shaking his fist in the air.
Misha, trying to hold back his laughter pulled Castiel in before people mistake the angel for him.
"Are you crazy, you fuckball?! You'll get us into trouble!" Said Misha, smacking Castiel.
The angel sat down and took a bite out of a doughnut.
"Now I get why humans eat. It is most satisfying." He said, chewing loudly.
"Yeah, yeah. Just don't eat too much or you'll get fat and we'd have to get you a gastric bypass"
Castiel took another bite of his doughnut, ignoring what Misha just said. Ridiculous! He's an angel, it's not possible..
...or is it? he thought.
Castiel cringed and threw away the doughnut-y goodness that is Krispy Kreme.
He grabbed Misha's laptop and signed up for twitter, Misha told him to get one anyways.
AngelCastiel: What are these 'followers' and why do I have 2,375 of them?
Dmgamboa06: AngelCastiel: OMG. OMG. I knoe you're not real but, I would love to eat Ice cream off'a youus. *wink*
AngelCastiel: Dmgamboa06 That sounds uncomfortable and sticky. I am real. no thank you.
MishaCollins: AngelCastiel GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY COMPUTER BEFORE BILL GATES SMOTHERS YOU WITH PEANUT BUTTER.
Castiel, surprised, closed the laptop, and called Misha using the spare phone the human gave him.
Ring. Ring.
"What?"
"Who is Bill Gates and why would he want to smother me with Peanut Butter?"
Misha sighed through the phone and hung up.
"You win this time, human.." Grumbled the angel.
YAAAY.
BTW, My Co-writer abandoned me again. Boo-hoo. :(
I'll try to update this weekend. :)
xx.
G.