Okay…here is the second chapter to Karaoke Night…
KitKat: WOOHOO! *pumps fists in the air*
-_-;…well anyway…um…what should we say…
KitKat: plot bunnies eated our brains?
… *nods* yeah that is it…anyway…Me and KitKat here don't own any of the songs or Transformers! Also I would like to thank the reviewers who have reviewed already…twindragon idea will be used for Red Alert's song…so now he is cover…
KitKat: already? And that is great about Red Alert…
*nods*
Jazz: *runs in* WOW…I GOT FANS!...
Jazz...you haven't even shown up yet…
Jazz: but I KNOW they came here to read about me…
-_-;…KitKat, got anything to say about that…
KitKat: *looks up* Hmm? I was just staring at this bird over here… *points to the lizard on the window screen*
*facepalm* Monster vs. Aliens…and that is a lizard…
*nods* X3
Anyway…*clears throat*
Jazz: LET THE STORY BEGIN!!!
-_-;…
KitKat: *points to Jazz* when did Jazz get here?
*face-palm*
NightCat and RoadRage looked out into the crowd to see who would be next. No one looked to happy or wanted to go. Except for one mech. He was grinning from audio to audio. He walked away from his close friends and began up the stairs on the side of the stage. Proudly walking across the stage and stopping at center stage, the mech took the microphone and began singing with the music once Sunstreaker started the machine up.
Ho, Ho, Ho
(I know I ain't hear somebody say Nuthin about hoes up in here, sshhh, ooh lord)
What's up Dallas, what's up (x2)
Dallas jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
What's up San Antone, what's up (x2)
San Antonio jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
What's up Austin, what's up (x2)
Austin jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
What's up Houston, what's up (x2)
Houston jump on it, jump on it, jump on it (Ooh lord)
Welcome to the 2 1 4
Big B, D Texas
Let mr. sexes flex this lexus
And this where the cowboys play
They battle with my team from the bay
Frisco
Now I'm from the northwest
But I likes my soul food
So I'm calling up an old groove
And I'm a brother with a gut
So, hello Keana, can ya take us out to Poppa Doughs
And don't forget about San Antone
The last time I went thru
I took three broads home
And much love love to the brothers in Austin
And the 5 1 2
I'm flossin in Lawston
A state that's as big as hell
And I spot two bad ass girls in a tercel
They said what's up (were going to Houston)
And I said giddy up, U-turn
What's up Phoenix, what's up (x2)
Phoenix jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
What's up Cali, what's up (x2)
California jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
What's up Vegas, what's up (x2)
Las Vegas jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
What's up Sea-town, what's up (x2)
Seattle jump on it, jump on it, jump on it (Ooh lord)
Welcome to the 6 0 2
It's a 105 in the shade
And I'm sippin on a lemonade
Phoenix Arizona puts the heat up on ya
I should warn ya
The girls as fine as California
Speaking of Cali
Check your mack daddy
Hes got game, and knocks dames from Redding to the Valley
And I can pull'em on a TJ border
I even knock mr. G's daughter
And come on up to the 7 0 2
Where it's legal to gamble, and hoing is too
The kinda city I could run wit
Las Vegas na vi dad, I love it
Back to the 2 0 6
Double up my grits
And Sea-town giving po po fits
Chasing the skirts like a playa supposed ta
3 4 8 roasta (ho, ho, ho... Ooh lord)
What's up Atlanta, what's up (x2)
Atlanta jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
What's up Orlando, what's up (x2)
Orlando jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
What's up Miami, what's up (x2)
Miami jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
What's up Tampa, what's up (x2)
Tampa jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
Coming thru the 4 0 4
Olympic summer, Atlanta, so lets go
Calling up my homeboy Daddy Ray
(Aiy Ray, what's up with the girls in GA)
And Ray got the situation handled
We gonna stack up six deep
And ride to Orlando
To the 4 0 7
Calling up Magic Mike, we rolls in about eleven
The gut getta gotta good ol' nine
The next dat I gotta mash to the 3 0 5
I get G'd like I wanna in Miami
You undastand me, I put that on my grammie
And swing on up to the 8 1 3
Around Tampa, I'm dialing up Stephanie
She got me polished like chrome
Sittin on a throne
I'm wore out know, I'm going home (Ooh lord)
What's up K.C., what's up (x2)
Kansas City jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
What's up Cleveland, what's up
What's up Cincinnati, what's up
Columbus jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
What's up Little Rock, what's up (x2)
Little Rock jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
What's up Denver, what's up (x2)
Denver jump on it, jump on it, jump on it (Ooh lord)
What's up Chicago, what's up (x2)
Chicago jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
What's up Portland, what's up (x2)
Portland jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
What's up St. Louie, what's up
What's up East Side, what's up
St. Louis jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
What's up Tacoma, what's up (x2)
Tacoma jump on it, jump on it, jump on it
Everyone was whistling and some had even did the dance they had found to go with it.
"Go Jazz!" RoadRage hollered and clapped.
"WooHoo! Jazz!" NightCat yelled. Jazz bowed and glowed with pride. He put the mic. up and walked off the stage, while another mech walk up the stage steps. They high-fived each other. The second mech took center stage and the mic. It was now Blaster's turn.
Everybody shake
Everybody groove
Everybody shake
Mary, Mary, you're on my mind
The folks are gone and the place'll be mine
Mary, Mary, wanna be with you
And this is what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna put a call to you
'Cause I feel good tonight
And everything's gonna be right, right, right
I'm gonna have a good time tonight
Rock and roll music gonna play all night
Come on, baby, it won't take long
Only take a minute just to sing my song
Boney Moroney's gonna be with him
I said, Long Tall Sally's gonna be with Slim
And Short Fat Fanny's gonna, she's gonna be there too
And this is what I'm gonna do
Well, I've got to put a call to you
'Cause I feel good tonight
And everything's gonna be right, right, right
I'm gonna have a good time tonight
Rock and roll music gonna play all night
Come on, baby, it won't take long
Only take a minute just to sing my song
Boney Moroney's gonna be with Jimmy
Long Tall Sally's gonna be with him
And Short Fat Fanny's gonna be there too
And this is what I'm gonna do
I've got to put the call to you
'Cause I feel good tonight
And everything's gonna be right, right, right
I'm gonna have a good time tonight
Rock and roll music gonna play all night
Come on, baby, it won't take long
Only take a minute just to sing my song
The roar of the applause accompanied Blaster as he walked across and down the stage. He was smiling as well. Jazz and Blaster high-fived once more and began laughing at themselves. Sideswipe took the stage, while RoadRage, NightCat, and Sunstreaker walked over to congratulate the two music loving bots.
"Great job guys" NightCat commented.
"You mechs rocked!" RoadRage announced. Sunny 'shake-and-baked' Jazz.(if you don't know what a 'shake-and-bake' Ricky Bobby would be ashamed of you!)
"Those were both great performances by Jazz and Blaster. Now I would like to two lovely femmes of the designation of RoadRage and NightCat to come up here." RoadRage and NightCat looked at each other, optic brow raised. Everyone turned to them in the crowd. They looked at Sunstreaker for an answer, but Sunny only shrugged. They shrugged their own shoulders as well and began their way up the stage. Sideswipe handed them each a mic. and walked off the stage, grinning like a Cheshire cat.
"Sides'?" they questioned as he left. Music began playing. It didn't take a rocket scientist Autobot to figure out that Sideswipe had set them up for singing. Words appeared on the screen as they followed along with their voice.
(italics-RoadRage, bold-NightCat)
Into your head, into your mind
out of your soul, race through your veins
You can't escape, you can't escape.
Into your life, into your dreams,
Out of the dark, sunlight again.
You can't explain, you can't explain.
Can You feel it, can you feel it,
Rushin' through your hair,
Rushin' through your head,
Can you feel it, can you feel it,
Don't let nobody tell you, your life is over,
Be every color that you are,
Into the rush now,
You don't have to know how,
Know it all before you try.
Pulling you in, spinning you 'round,
Lifting your feet right off the ground,
You can't believe it's happening now.
Can You feel it, can you feel it,
Rushin' through your hair,
Rushin' through your head,
Can you feel it, can you feel it,
Don't let nobody tell you, your life is over,
Be every color that you are,
Into the rush now,
You don't have to know how,
Know it all before you try.
It takes you to another place,
imagine everything you can.
All the colors start to blend,
Your system overloads again.
Can You feel it?
Can You feel it, can you feel it,
Rushin' through your hair,
Rushin' through your head,
Can you feel it, can you feel it,
Don't let nobody tell you, your life is over,
Be every color that you are,
Into the rush now,
You don't have to know how,
Know it all before you try.
Pulling you in, spinning you 'round,
Lifting your feet right off the ground,
You can't believe it's happening now.
Don't let nobody tell you, your life is over,
Be every color that you are,
Into the rush now,
You don't have to know how,
Know it all before you try.
Don't let nobody tell you, your life is over,
Be every color that you are,
Into the rush now,
You don't have to know how,
Know it all before you try.
Don't let nobody tell you,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't let nobody tell you,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't let nobody tell you, your life is over,
Be every color that you are,
Into the rush now,
You don't have to know how,
Know it all before you try
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
They finished with a bow and waved to the crowds. Cheers, whistles, and claps were heard throughout the Rec. Room for the two Earth stationed femmes. Giant flowers, compared to humans, were thrown onto the stage and at them. They caught some and soon enough there was a bouquet of flowers for each femme. They smiled with pride.
//This was a good idea, right?// NightCat said via. comm. link.
//Pit Yeah!// RoadRage replied through the comm. link. They bowed again. Sideswipe came back up clapping too. He put his arm around RoadRage neck and the other around NightCat neck. He stood in the middle of the two.
"That was great girls…" he said to them. RoadRage and NightCat smiled. They shrugged off his arms and walk off the stage together. Sideswipe took the microphone once more and spoke into it saying, "Next we have…"
…TBC…
KitKat: okay…and then I said to him…
Jazz: OOO…I WANT TO SAY THE SONGS SUNG…
Me and KitKat: *sigh*
Jazz: Okay…
Jump On It by Sir-Mix-A Lot
Good Times by Jimmy Barnes
Rush by Aly and Aj
Jazz: X3
Me and KitKat: -_-
KitKat: -back to me- as I was saying…
*holds up hand* wait…where did Jazz go…*looks around*
KitKat: *looks around 2* where did that mech go?...