KitKat: We're back!
NightCat: 'bout time!
RoadRage: where were y'all?
Gone…
RoadRage: gone?
Yep…
KitKat: To a secret place! If we tell you where, we'll have to kill you.
NightCat: OOOOO can you tell me without killing me?
KitKat: No, killing required.
Yeah…*rolls eyes* anyway…we don't own Transformers or the songs…blah, blah, blah...we own these two *points to the two femmes*
RoadRage: *shakes head*
NightCat: I still wanna know!
KitKat: I told you no already, didn't I?
NightCat: yes, but I am curious!
KitKat: *sigh*
Me/RoadRage: *sigh*
Enjoy…and the song that Wheeljack sings was suggested by MISCrasyaboutfanfics!
NightCat: TELL ME!
KitKat: Enjoy!
They, RoadRage, NightCat, and Sunstreaker, walked up to the mech with the biggest grins possible on their faceplates. The mech they were smiling at stopped his conversation with another mech and scowled at them.
"What do you three glitches want?" asked the grumpy red and white medic. They just continued to smile. Wheeljack, the one who Ratchet had been talking to, raised his optic ride.
"What's on your three's processors?" the Lancia asked. NightCat looked from Wheeljack to Ratchet.
"Well, we were wondering if Ratchet would sing?" the purple jaguar femme asked. They knew, by the way his face mask lifted up a bit, that the Inventor was smirking. Ratchet, on the other hand, didn't look all too pleased.
"And why, do you three glitches, think I would sing to begin with?" he unpleasantly asked them. They looked at each other, then back at him.
Sunstreaker smirked and replied, "Well, maybe you could relax while singing, and it's really fun!" Ratchet didn't buy it. It was now Wheeljack's turn in convincing.
"Come on Ratchet. It does sound like fun. If you'll sing, I'll sing!" The CMO turned to the Inventor, whose headfins were lit up and let air out of his vents.
"…fine…" A chorus of 'Yes!' came from RoadRage, NightCat, and Sunstreaker. Wheeljack's headfins also lit up again. The medic grumbled and walked towards the stage. He ascended the steps, while the four headed back to the front and to the karaoke machine. Ratchet made his way across to center stage and took the microphone form a very surprised Sideswipe. He shooed the red Lamborghini off the stage, and Sunstreaker started up the machine. Soon, Ratchet voice sung the words off the screen to the music.
Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it's just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
And you begin to wonder why you came
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And would I have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
Let him know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've told him all along
And I pray to God he hears you
And I pray to God he hears you
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And would I have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
As he begins to raise his voice
You lower yours and grant him one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed
He will do one of two things
You will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And would I have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And would I have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
How to save a life
How to save a life
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And would I have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And would I have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
How to save a life
How to save a life
Once Ratchet finished, a roar of applause came forth, and the CMO smirked.
I really am good at this… he thought to himself, and Sideswipe walked back onto the stage after Sunstreaker had to hit him upside the head, because he just stood there in shock.
"Here you go Sideswipe" the red and white medic said the red Frontliner as he handed the microphone back. Sideswipe nodded.
"Thanks Ratchet…" Then Ratchet headed off the stage.
Down below, after Ratchet had sung, RoadRage nudged the Inventor in the side.
"Wheeljack…" she muttered. He looked at her, then the headfins flashed.
"Oh right…singing!" His headfins flashed again and walked began towards the stage. He nodded his helm when Ratchet walked down the stairs, which Ratchet mimicked. Once Wheeljack walked onto and across the stage, the red Lamborghini handed him the microphone and walked off. The music began, as did the Lancia's singing.
They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on
They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
After the singing had finished, most people were clapping, but the four, RoadRage, NightCat, Sideswipe, and Sunstreaker, were all laughing.
"Oh…My…Spark! That was too funny! Lol..Wheeljack…" RoadRage managed to say through the laughing. NightCat was hanging off her friend, laughing too hard to speak. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe were holding each other up, laughing as well. Then Wheeljack placed the microphone back on the stand and walked off. The four finished their laughing fit, and RoadRage nudged the red Lamborghini.
She was still giggling, but managed to say, "Hey Sides', you wanted on the stage…" He nodded and climbed up from the edge.
After standing up, he turned and said into the microphone on the stand, "Who's going to be next?"
…TBC…
NightCat: Don't ever let Sunny do another show ever again!
KitKat: Why?
NightCat: Ask him!
KitKat: Good idea, how about you ask him for me?
NightCat: That's the most…stupidest idea I ever heard of!
KitKat: Oh well, I tried and failed.
Me/RoadRage: *sigh*
Why do you hate Sunny?
NightCat; Go ask him what he did.
RoadRage: how 'bout not…
*nods* yeah…anyway…the songs sung were 'How to Save a Life' by The Fray and 'White and Nerdy' by Weird Al Yankovic.
KitKat: I am gonna go calm her down. *grabs NighCat's arm and walks out*
NightCat: I don't wanna go cool down! I want revenge!
KitKat: We talked this over didn't we?
NightCat: I guess…
Me/RoadRage: *sigh*…Bye!
RoadRage: Readers remember…don't pick the following bots and remember to keep the songs male-mech and female-femme orientated songs…
Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Jazz, Blaster, Prowl, Optimus Prime, Ironhide, Inferno, Red Alert, Trailbreaker, Brawn, Ratchet, Hound, Aerielbots, Seaspray, Blurr, Hot Rod, Springer, Windcharger, Bumblebee, Ultra Magnus, Elita-One, Arcee, Chromia, SkyFire, Moonracer, Powerglide, Wheeljack, Mirage, Cliffjumper, Gears, and Protectorbots!
Also…if anyone could give me songs for the following mechs…that would be GREAT! Also…that means I will be done with the Autobot karaoke…
Huffer, Grapple, Hoist, Skids, Tracks, Cosmos, Warpath, and Dinobots…
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PEACE OUT GIRL SCOUT!!